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(BBC)   And you thought your ex-wife got a lot in the divorce   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Amusing, Berlusconi, term in office, Veronica Lario  
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2012-12-28 02:20:22 PM  
8 votes:

gilgigamesh: What the fark is up with a guy who is 75 years old chasing around women nearly 60 years his junior?

Sure they look good, but teenagers are farking annoying.  I couldn't stand being around them for more than 5 minutes, let alone feign interest in whatever the fark they care about long enough to bed them.


At 75, you don't hear as well as you used to.  That helps.
2012-12-28 05:23:10 PM  
3 votes:

skinink: For $36 million, I'll offer him my current wife.


Hell for $36 mil, he can fark me.
2012-12-28 02:31:51 PM  
2 votes:

BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


celebslists.com
2012-12-29 12:08:59 AM  
1 votes:

Oblio13: The average married couple supposedly has sex 58 times a year.


hmm....Some married dude is getting it twice a day to make up for my share.
2012-12-28 09:43:37 PM  
1 votes:

Sniffers Row: I call BS. He's Italian and couldn't solve his problems a cheaper way?


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2012-12-28 07:51:21 PM  
1 votes:

miniflea: My wife, who is South American (but also an Italian citizen) is a hairdresser and she told me during the recent election that a few of her clients were telling her they were genuinely frightened of a second Obama term. She (oh so nicely of course, they are clients after all) told them all that they are being ridiculous, and that the United States doesn't have anything to worry about, that her family has seen real political crisis and oppression and their worries are, from the perspective of a foreigner, comically unfounded.


Are you trying to tell us that Obama is not in fact a gay muslim athiest kenyan usurper who plans to force us all to have abortions and mandate that we all be sodomized brutally? Well Sir, I won't be drinking any of your lieberal koolaid.
2012-12-28 07:35:18 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Oh, CSB time:

My wife and I went to Rome a little while ago, and we unfortunately got stuck in a cab from the airport with a young couple from Houston.

The cabby, making conversation, asked us what Americans think of Italians.  He was under the impression that we think they are all just a bunch of mafia guys.  Berlusconi's financial scandals were spiraling out of control; this was shortly before his resignation, so I mentioned that it was pretty big news in the US and that was probably the biggest Italy news in the US at the time.

Of course, Mr. Republican Houston Guy had to chime in with, "Well, of course in America we have even bigger problems with OUR president, but our media is more interested in talking about scandals of other presidents."

I wanted to answer, "Really?  Obama is notorious for sleeping with underaged women and is about to be arrested for tax evasion, is he?"  But it occurred to me that he probably believed that and worse about Obama, so I just held my tongue and scooted as far over in my seat as possible.


My wife, who is South American (but also an Italian citizen) is a hairdresser and she told me during the recent election that a few of her clients were telling her they were genuinely frightened of a second Obama term. She (oh so nicely of course, they are clients after all) told them all that they are being ridiculous, and that the United States doesn't have anything to worry about, that her family has seen real political crisis and oppression and their worries are, from the perspective of a foreigner, comically unfounded.

I told her for that much money, she should divorce me and marry Berlusconi. She was not amused.

/my browser's spellcheck wants to change "Berlusconi" to "coniferous". WTF?
2012-12-28 05:54:44 PM  
1 votes:
The average married couple supposedly has sex 58 times a year. Do the math. Never mind, I'll do it for you: $827,586.21.
2012-12-28 05:18:46 PM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-28 05:16:20 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-28 05:09:03 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


[celebslists.com image 340x456]


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2012-12-28 05:00:50 PM  
1 votes:
Where is Hero tag?
2012-12-28 01:12:58 PM  
1 votes:
Bunga bunga
 
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