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(BBC)   And you thought your ex-wife got a lot in the divorce   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 21
    More: Amusing, Berlusconi, term in office, Veronica Lario  
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2012-12-28 04:28:27 PM  
4 votes:
My ex wife got exactly zilch.  Lawyers are terrible, terrible human beings, but when you need one, worth every penny.
2012-12-28 02:13:22 PM  
4 votes:
What the fark is up with a guy who is 75 years old chasing around women nearly 60 years his junior?

Sure they look good, but teenagers are farking annoying.  I couldn't stand being around them for more than 5 minutes, let alone feign interest in whatever the fark they care about long enough to bed them.
2012-12-28 05:27:53 PM  
3 votes:
No matter how hot a woman is, there is ALWAYS some guy out there that is sick of her shiat.
2012-12-28 07:35:18 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: Oh, CSB time:

My wife and I went to Rome a little while ago, and we unfortunately got stuck in a cab from the airport with a young couple from Houston.

The cabby, making conversation, asked us what Americans think of Italians.  He was under the impression that we think they are all just a bunch of mafia guys.  Berlusconi's financial scandals were spiraling out of control; this was shortly before his resignation, so I mentioned that it was pretty big news in the US and that was probably the biggest Italy news in the US at the time.

Of course, Mr. Republican Houston Guy had to chime in with, "Well, of course in America we have even bigger problems with OUR president, but our media is more interested in talking about scandals of other presidents."

I wanted to answer, "Really?  Obama is notorious for sleeping with underaged women and is about to be arrested for tax evasion, is he?"  But it occurred to me that he probably believed that and worse about Obama, so I just held my tongue and scooted as far over in my seat as possible.


My wife, who is South American (but also an Italian citizen) is a hairdresser and she told me during the recent election that a few of her clients were telling her they were genuinely frightened of a second Obama term. She (oh so nicely of course, they are clients after all) told them all that they are being ridiculous, and that the United States doesn't have anything to worry about, that her family has seen real political crisis and oppression and their worries are, from the perspective of a foreigner, comically unfounded.

I told her for that much money, she should divorce me and marry Berlusconi. She was not amused.

/my browser's spellcheck wants to change "Berlusconi" to "coniferous". WTF?
2012-12-28 05:48:18 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinHostile: Yeah, he's an idiot, but there is NO way she didn't know what kind of guy he was right from the very beginning. They both got what they wanted : She married him for $, and she got it. He married her for hot ass, and got it and then some.

No good guys in this very typical story.


They met in 1980, married in 1990. This isn't just a gold digging whore type deal. Normally I agree with the "The ex is running off with her wealthily husband's money!" but after twenty two years and three kids, I'd say she's basically not going to be able to continue her career where he found her, and she allowed him to make quite a bit more money than he could have if they weren't together. All in all, a fair deal considering the guy is worth approximately $6 billion.
2012-12-28 05:19:42 PM  
2 votes:
He'll be okay.  This is what he's nailing now...www.infoglobi.com
2012-12-28 05:09:07 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, he's an idiot, but there is NO way she didn't know what kind of guy he was right from the very beginning. They both got what they wanted : She married him for $, and she got it. He married her for hot ass, and got it and then some.

No good guys in this very typical story.
2012-12-28 04:54:22 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


[celebslists.com image 340x456]


What an idiot.
2012-12-28 02:20:22 PM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: What the fark is up with a guy who is 75 years old chasing around women nearly 60 years his junior?

Sure they look good, but teenagers are farking annoying.  I couldn't stand being around them for more than 5 minutes, let alone feign interest in whatever the fark they care about long enough to bed them.


At 75, you don't hear as well as you used to.  That helps.
2012-12-28 08:14:17 PM  
1 votes:
When I divorced my ex husband, I pretty much let him have everything, house, furniture, dogs and worst of all my stand mixer (don't laugh, the mixer was more loyal to me than he was) and thought I'd have to go to court to recover the down payment put down on our old house which was actually in his parents' name, not ours (long story not worth recounting) But, because my ex-inlaws are decent human beings, they returned most of my money, not all, but the remainder I would've lost in legal fees anyway. My current significant other had a pre-nup with his crazy ex-wife and he got out of his marriage relatively unscathed. When the day comes that he and I get married and that day is way far off in the future as neither one of us is real excited about hopping on the marriage merry-go-round anytime soon, we will have a pre-nup. Best idea for pretty much all marriages, regardless of how much or how little in assets and real property you own. Pre-nup. Every couple's best friend and defense in case things go rotten. That is all.
2012-12-28 07:44:15 PM  
1 votes:

texdent: gilgigamesh: BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


[celebslists.com image 340x456]

What an idiot.


It all depends. She could be a biatch to the nth degree. That is worth something to head out to calmer waters.

/knows from experience looks are not everything
2012-12-28 05:31:36 PM  
1 votes:
Since the amount is about six-tenths of one percent of his wealth I don't think he will even notice.
2012-12-28 05:24:46 PM  
1 votes:
she'll be dead in six months
2012-12-28 05:16:45 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: What the fark is up with a guy who is 75 years old chasing around women nearly 60 years his junior?


He's a modern-day Roman Emperor...that's what's up.
2012-12-28 05:16:20 PM  
1 votes:
2012-12-28 05:09:03 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


[celebslists.com image 340x456]


[somebodytiredofhershiat.jpg]
2012-12-28 05:00:08 PM  
1 votes:
My wife was reading this earlier today and she told me if Berlusconi's outside matched his insides, he'd be fat monster of a human being that sh*ts and vomits all over himself. Granted, she told me this in French so it sounded much more poetic...
2012-12-28 04:55:07 PM  
1 votes:
He's a farking idiot.
I'd love to be his now ex wfie's lover.

Money or not.

He's a complete ass.
2012-12-28 02:31:51 PM  
1 votes:

BTW, this is what Berlusconi gave up to chase around teenagers:


celebslists.com
2012-12-28 02:24:13 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, CSB time:

My wife and I went to Rome a little while ago, and we unfortunately got stuck in a cab from the airport with a young couple from Houston.

The cabby, making conversation, asked us what Americans think of Italians.  He was under the impression that we think they are all just a bunch of mafia guys.  Berlusconi's financial scandals were spiraling out of control; this was shortly before his resignation, so I mentioned that it was pretty big news in the US and that was probably the biggest Italy news in the US at the time.

Of course, Mr. Republican Houston Guy had to chime in with, "Well, of course in America we have even bigger problems with OUR president, but our media is more interested in talking about scandals of other presidents."

I wanted to answer, "Really?  Obama is notorious for sleeping with underaged women and is about to be arrested for tax evasion, is he?"  But it occurred to me that he probably believed that and worse about Obama, so I just held my tongue and scooted as far over in my seat as possible.
2012-12-28 01:12:58 PM  
1 votes:
Bunga bunga
 
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