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(Yahoo)   Not News: Man steals Corvette. News: Turns himself in to police. FARK: He stole the car 23 years ago and had paid $70k to keep it in storage. Super FARK: It only had 67 miles on the odometer   ( divider line
    More: Strange, corvettes, San Diego Police Department, Irish immigrants, Sherman Oaks, flat tires  
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2012-12-28 04:29:27 PM  
3 votes:
Who steals an 80's Corvette?
2012-12-28 04:24:51 PM  
3 votes:

gopher321: I see a short story in this: The Tell-Tale 'Vette

Did the engine develop a ticking sound, it drove him nuts ,and he turned himself in in order to get rid of it?
2012-12-28 04:30:22 PM  
2 votes:
The 1989 Corvette wasn't even cool in 1989.
2012-12-28 02:27:28 PM  
2 votes:
I see a short story in this: The Tell-Tale 'Vette
2012-12-28 05:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
Should have gotten the Fiero instead.
2012-12-28 05:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
I would have stolen one of these in 89 instead..

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2012-12-28 04:56:01 PM  
1 vote:

midigod: deamonbutterfly: these guys

That's a Ferrari, you heathen.

Ferrari, Corvette, Mustang, Yugo they all look the same to me.
2012-12-28 04:47:42 PM  
1 vote:

deamonbutterfly: these guys

That's a Ferrari, you heathen.
2012-12-28 04:46:57 PM  
1 vote:
When they said 23 years old I was thinking classic corvette but when I thought about... oh man I am old.
2012-12-28 04:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
The IROC-Z of the overweight, balding set.
2012-12-28 04:34:18 PM  
1 vote:

probesport: Who steals an 80's Corvette?

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2012-12-28 04:30:39 PM  
1 vote:
Was the NKOTB tape still in the deck?
2012-12-28 04:28:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not at all surprised to learn the thief was Irish....
2012-12-28 04:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
The statute of limitations would have expired after only 3 years. He should have just sold the thing.

That was mighty stupid.
2012-12-28 02:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
The man did not face charges since he cooperated with police, but the theft did not work to his financial advantage: Over more than two decades he spent $70,000 to store the red convertible, the L.A. Times reported.

It's good to be white and have money.
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