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(Egypt Independent)   The Muslim Brotherhood wants Israeli Jews to schlep back to Egypt   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, Israeli Jews, Muslim Brotherhood, Egyptian Jews, Egypt, Jews, Egyptian, Erian, Nasser  
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10681 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2012 at 2:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-28 02:17:09 PM  
8 votes:
Hide yo' first born kids, cause they smitin' everybody up in here.
2012-12-28 02:14:17 PM  
7 votes:
Do they need new pyramids to boost tourism?
2012-12-28 04:48:20 PM  
4 votes:

We're gonna worship this golden calf, see?
2012-12-28 02:14:01 PM  
4 votes:
Will the Red Sea part this time?
2012-12-28 02:34:30 PM  
3 votes:
They'll have jobs waiting for them in Egypt
2012-12-28 02:19:59 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, you should totally come back; we haven't had anyone to blame shiat on since you guys left. And we swear not to murder you guys; seriously, like pinky swear.

/ it's a trap
2012-12-28 03:43:50 PM  
2 votes:
Allah Ackbar says it's a trap.
2012-12-28 02:41:06 PM  
2 votes:
I don't understand this guy's problem.
All he has to do is help start another six-day war. Then he'll have plenty of Israelis living inside Egypt again.
2012-12-28 02:22:20 PM  
2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.

Do mean Michael O'Connell? Of the Facebook O'Connels?
2012-12-28 02:16:51 PM  
2 votes:
What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?
2012-12-28 02:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
Come back Moses, all is forgiven?
2012-12-28 06:22:11 PM  
1 vote:
Ah yes, it makes so much sense: "---Get out of Israel, where there is freedom, democracy and the rule of law, not to mention jobs, hospitals, schools, paved roads and flush toilets---and come to beautiful Egypt, where we will treat you at least ten times worse than we treat the Coptic Christians, whom we don't hate nearly as much as we hate you."

That about get it?
2012-12-28 03:51:55 PM  
1 vote:
Well duh... it is going to be much harder to murder them all if they stay in Israel
2012-12-28 02:56:30 PM  
1 vote:
The only answer is for Israel to colonise Mars next. Then, own the most desert of all time! Take that Egypt! Thppppt!

Try delicious new fair trade organic Martian olives!
2012-12-28 02:52:27 PM  
1 vote:

david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.

Yes, we white people Westerners are so much more enlightened than those savages! We know what's best for them.

/The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.
2012-12-28 02:39:52 PM  
1 vote:
Ma nishtana ha-threada ha-zeh mi-kol ha-threadot?
2012-12-28 02:35:52 PM  
1 vote:

RockChalkH1N1: Maybe Hitler was right...

ya think?
I'm not saying I agree with his use of force policy, see my earlier post, but you have to draw the line at letting schizos have weapons. Or liberty.
2012-12-28 02:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the message was as well received as a late night drunk-dial from an abusive ex-boyfriend.
2012-12-28 02:22:17 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-28 02:21:39 PM  
1 vote:
The only comment there made me lol at the stupid.

"So the purge of other religions begins. Next the Christians, then anyone who isn't an extremist. Goodbye Egypt, hello black hole of ignorance."

Um, no, dude. You got it backwards. He wants them to come  TO Egypt, not leave. They're already gone, ya dumbass.
2012-12-28 02:19:50 PM  
1 vote:
THey even have new jobs all lined up for them in the earthenware construction materials industry.
2012-12-28 02:19:45 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-28 02:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.
2012-12-28 02:17:54 PM  
1 vote:
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