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(Egypt Independent)   The Muslim Brotherhood wants Israeli Jews to schlep back to Egypt   (egyptindependent.com) divider line 117
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2012-12-28 02:14:01 PM
Will the Red Sea part this time?
 
2012-12-28 02:14:17 PM
Do they need new pyramids to boost tourism?
 
2012-12-28 02:14:36 PM
Again, with the Klingons!


Startrek VIII...so very very tired..
 
2012-12-28 02:14:55 PM
Come back Moses, all is forgiven?
 
2012-12-28 02:16:01 PM
Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that.
 
2012-12-28 02:16:51 PM
What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?
 
2012-12-28 02:17:09 PM
www.mhmcintyre.us
Hide yo' first born kids, cause they smitin' everybody up in here.
 
2012-12-28 02:17:54 PM
itsatrap.jpg
 
2012-12-28 02:18:17 PM
I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:45 PM
"whatever"
 
2012-12-28 02:19:50 PM
THey even have new jobs all lined up for them in the earthenware construction materials industry.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:59 PM
Yes, you should totally come back; we haven't had anyone to blame shiat on since you guys left. And we swear not to murder you guys; seriously, like pinky swear.

/ it's a trap
 
2012-12-28 02:20:03 PM
Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.
 
2012-12-28 02:21:39 PM
The only comment there made me lol at the stupid.

"So the purge of other religions begins. Next the Christians, then anyone who isn't an extremist. Goodbye Egypt, hello black hole of ignorance."

Um, no, dude. You got it backwards. He wants them to come  TO Egypt, not leave. They're already gone, ya dumbass.
 
2012-12-28 02:21:58 PM
Do i have to sing "Go Down Moses" backwards now?
 
2012-12-28 02:22:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-28 02:22:20 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.


Do mean Michael O'Connell? Of the Facebook O'Connels?
 
2012-12-28 02:23:23 PM
I don't give a shiat where the Israelis go, as long as they don't ask us to finance or fight for it.
 
2012-12-28 02:24:07 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that.


It's not like Egypt has anything in common with the PLO and other terrorist organizations who have vested interest in jews leaving Israel or anything, right?
 
2012-12-28 02:25:14 PM
Maybe Hitler was right...
 
2012-12-28 02:25:16 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I don't give a shiat where the Israelis go, as long as they don't ask us to finance or fight for it.


Can this be carved in stone?
 
2012-12-28 02:26:20 PM
Not a bad idea, except for the whole "budding Muslim theocracy" thing. The boot would just be on the other foot. fark that. What about somebody throwing away their jackboots?
 
2012-12-28 02:27:04 PM
"Egyptian Jews should refuse to live under a brutal, bloody and racist occupation stained with war crimes against humanity," Erian said.

Tell it to the Copts.

Egyptian Jews were an influential part of Egyptian society before say 1947. See Wikipedia (link).
It would be great if Jews, Copts, Shia, atheists and other non-Sunni minorities had equal rights in Egypt. Of course you'd have to give Sunni Egyptian Arabs equal rights with one another too. How would one convince "ordinary Egyptians" that democracy is a good thing?

Failing that, bring back the Fatimids. Aga Khan for Caliph!
 
2012-12-28 02:27:18 PM
I'm sure the message was as well received as a late night drunk-dial from an abusive ex-boyfriend.
 
2012-12-28 02:28:59 PM
Yeah, and gap-toothed morans in Mississippi want compensation for the loss of "their" slaves in the War Between The States but it ain't gonna happen, Bubba Ho-Tep!
 
2012-12-28 02:33:48 PM
The fact that he said that on "privately operated Dream TV" makes it even funnier.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:26 PM
Both side are wrong and have invisible friends that talk to them.
People like that need reprogramming, incarceration, medication, or extermination, depending upon how dangerous or armed they are.

You don't want people running around with weapons telling you they are doing god's work.
Fark them all to hell.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:30 PM
They'll have jobs waiting for them in Egypt
richardmillett.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-28 02:35:00 PM
"And then Sesom led his people back into slavery. The sea parted everywhere but where they crossed and they were forced to swim. This caused create distress among the Jews for many had awful awful sinus infections should any water get in their noses."
 
2012-12-28 02:35:52 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Maybe Hitler was right...


ya think?
I'm not saying I agree with his use of force policy, see my earlier post, but you have to draw the line at letting schizos have weapons. Or liberty.
 
2012-12-28 02:37:00 PM
Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.
 
2012-12-28 02:39:10 PM
Let my people...go?
 
2012-12-28 02:39:52 PM
Ma nishtana ha-threada ha-zeh mi-kol ha-threadot?
 
2012-12-28 02:40:15 PM
yeah not gonna happen. what Eygpt really wants is the wealth of those Jews.
 
2012-12-28 02:40:29 PM
This lept right to mind, and I'm not sure why.
 
2012-12-28 02:40:36 PM
Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!
 
2012-12-28 02:41:06 PM
I don't understand this guy's problem.
All he has to do is help start another six-day war. Then he'll have plenty of Israelis living inside Egypt again.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:08 PM
Know who else welcomed Jews into a country hostile to Jews?

MUSSOLINI.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:11 PM

garandman1a: Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.


Nothing wrong with blowing up the pyramids. We'd do the same. Improper government endorsement of Amun-Ra.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:36 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.


Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".
 
2012-12-28 02:41:45 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


Damned Obama and his shadow regimes!
 
2012-12-28 02:42:36 PM

Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?


i264.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-28 02:42:50 PM
Headline(Israeli Jews) ≠ Article(Egyptian Jews).

RTFA, Subby.
 
2012-12-28 02:42:59 PM
OK, so the Egyptian Jews populate the Sinai. They got the Suez between them and the rest of Egypt, and they act as a buffer between Egypt and Israel. Plus they can deal with the Gaza/Sinai smuggling issue first hand. It's a Win win!
 
2012-12-28 02:43:40 PM

garandman1a: Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.


They are not going to blow up the pyramids.
 
2012-12-28 02:43:48 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


So democracy is only good if the people we like win. Gotcha.
 
2012-12-28 02:44:39 PM

Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]


Wasn't the 'slaves built the pyramids' thing disproven a while back?
 
2012-12-28 02:46:24 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


I like how we cut funding to the last guy over morality but tossed morality out of the window to fund the new guys.
 
2012-12-28 02:46:37 PM
Can we just blow up the whole Middle East and start all over?

Pretty please?
 
2012-12-28 02:47:02 PM

david_gaithersburg: Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.


Actually, Abraham was originally from Ur - but good luck getting anyone to agree on exactly where that was.
 
2012-12-28 02:47:25 PM

nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".


.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.
 
2012-12-28 02:47:35 PM

John Redcorn: Will the Red Sea part this time?


It parts every 28 days for some people.
 
2012-12-28 02:47:40 PM

LordJiro: Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]

Wasn't the 'slaves built the pyramids' thing disproven a while back?


Yeah, but just because we talk about Hitler a lot doesn't make this the History Channel.
 
2012-12-28 02:48:07 PM

Porous Horace: Ma nishtana ha-threada ha-zeh mi-kol ha-threadot?


Ha-threada hazeh, ha-threada hazeh, kulanu mishegas.
 
2012-12-28 02:48:10 PM

The One True TheDavid: "Egyptian Jews should refuse to live under a brutal, bloody and racist occupation stained with war crimes against humanity," Erian said.

Tell it to the Copts.

Egyptian Jews were an influential part of Egyptian society before say 1947. See Wikipedia (link).
It would be great if Jews, Copts, Shia, atheists and other non-Sunni minorities had equal rights in Egypt. Of course you'd have to give Sunni Egyptian Arabs equal rights with one another too. How would one convince "ordinary Egyptians" that democracy is a good thing?

Failing that, bring back the Fatimids. Aga Khan for Caliph!


Careful there. Fark is know for its Copt hating!
 
2012-12-28 02:49:16 PM

LordJiro: Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]

Wasn't the 'slaves built the pyramids' thing disproven a while back?


Pretty sure the general consensus is that an ancient version of day workers built them. I've seen suggestions that it's possible the workforce was partially conscripted but I don't think I have seen a serious researcher suggest it was an entirely slave labor force in recent memory.

/not an egyptologist
//just watch them on tv
 
2012-12-28 02:50:22 PM

Via one way rail service?


/how about bringing the Gypsies back too?

 
2012-12-28 02:50:50 PM
Let my people go.........home?
 
2012-12-28 02:51:02 PM

david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.


Feeding trolls, shame on me.
 
2012-12-28 02:52:27 PM

david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.


Yes, we white people Westerners are so much more enlightened than those savages! We know what's best for them.

/The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.
 
2012-12-28 02:52:38 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Porous Horace: Ma nishtana ha-threada ha-zeh mi-kol ha-threadot?

Ha-threada hazeh, ha-threada hazeh, kulanu mishegas.*


*But only because it's in the Main tab, and not, you know, that other one.
 
2012-12-28 02:53:20 PM

A Shambling Mound: Pretty sure the general consensus is that an ancient version of day workers built them. I've seen suggestions that it's possible the workforce was partially conscripted but I don't think I have seen a serious researcher suggest it was an entirely slave labor force in recent memory.

/not an egyptologist
//just watch them on tv



Part of any problem with this is Egypt had a very long and very dark period where they destroyed or neglected their history. So most talk is speculative or logical extrapolation based on scant evidence. We're not even sure what some of the monuments mean. We have a good idea but again, very little written down by contemporaries spelling it out.
 
2012-12-28 02:55:14 PM
 
2012-12-28 02:55:19 PM

LordJiro: david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.

Yes, we white people Westerners are so much more enlightened than those savages! We know what's best for them.

/The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.


You seriously believe that they wouldn't be just as misogynistic, rapey and backwards (if not more so) without the West?
 
2012-12-28 02:55:40 PM

LordJiro: /The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.


Not direct. Indirect.

We didn't make the Tutsis and the Hutus hate each other. We just put them both in the same box and were surprised at the outcome.
 
2012-12-28 02:56:30 PM
The only answer is for Israel to colonise Mars next. Then, own the most desert of all time! Take that Egypt! Thppppt!

Try delicious new fair trade organic Martian olives!
 
2012-12-28 02:56:37 PM

Mrbogey: Part of any problem with this is Egypt had a very long and very dark period where they destroyed or neglected their history. So most talk is speculative or logical extrapolation based on scant evidence. We're not even sure what some of the monuments mean. We have a good idea but again, very little written down by contemporaries spelling it out.


Oh, I agree entirely. I didn't mean to imply that anyone really knows who built them, it's just that modern researchers seem to lean less toward "giant slave labor force" and more toward "partially conscripted migrant labor force".
 
2012-12-28 02:57:23 PM

don't understand: Can we just blow up the whole Middle East and start all over?

Pretty please?


No, that's where we keep our old stuff at. You don't want to blow up the Middle East. You just want to get rid of the people. The buildings and antiquities that have been around for thousands of years can stay. And then it can be a proper, family friendly tourist trap for history geeks.
 
2012-12-28 02:58:09 PM

A Shambling Mound: garandman1a: Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.

They are not going to blow up the pyramids.


As long as the Jews come back to dismantle them, of course not. Hence the original request and my response to it.

Seriously though, I seem to remember some I think Buddhist images being blown off the side of a mountain in Afghanistan by some Muslim sect, and I also know that some in the Muslim brotherhood were calling for the pyramids to be destroyed as they were somehow an affront to Muhammad.

Doesn't mean they will be destroyed or that I think they will, but it doesn't mean the possibility isn't there either.
 
2012-12-28 02:58:49 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: LordJiro: david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.

Yes, we white people Westerners are so much more enlightened than those savages! We know what's best for them.

/The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.

You seriously believe that they wouldn't be just as misogynistic, rapey and backwards (if not more so) without the West?


.
I say we blame the Romans!
 
2012-12-28 02:59:15 PM
Good lord, there's a lot of farking derp in here today. Did they give you farkers a day off from McDonald's?
 
2012-12-28 03:00:43 PM

groppet: Let my people go.........home?


Romanes eunt domus?
 
2012-12-28 03:01:14 PM

Infernalist: Good lord, there's a lot of farking derp in here today. Did they give you farkers a day off from McDonald's?


Listen, that's pretty insulting. My local McDonald's is clean, fast, efficient, and doesn't make mistakes. Unlike those bozos over at A&W...
 
2012-12-28 03:02:54 PM
So you wanna go back to Egypt?

/might be obscure here.
 
2012-12-28 03:04:18 PM
Wow! Just wow. I am not sure that most of you shouldn't be caged for the protection of the general population. I am not sure when I have read more hate filled posts this side of a white supremacists congratulations for Obama winning re-election. Boy you guys are good. You just don't like anyone but yourselves and honestly I think you would fark yourselves over if you made the news and a good fark-line.
Just a thought. Decaf and anger management classes. Maybe some yoga. A walk with a girl or a guy through a park. Push away from the keyboards and hug a puppy. No don't kill the puppy!
 
2012-12-28 03:05:24 PM

Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]


...
Ok, I was going more for a more upper middle class type of skilled worker. Like accountant, lawyer, jeweler... you know jobs that immigrant Jewish populations are famous for and also happen to be really valuable when you're trying to set up a government for a country the rest of the world won't consider to be an irrelevant backwater.
 
2012-12-28 03:06:15 PM
Will Switzerland schlep back their stolen jew gold to them?
 
2012-12-28 03:06:55 PM

TommyDeuce: So you wanna go back to Egypt?

/might be obscure here.


This is Fark. Nothing is obscure here.

/Keith died too young.
 
2012-12-28 03:07:08 PM
newsjunkiepost.com

^ Got in trouble for saying the same thing ^
 
2012-12-28 03:10:07 PM
They'll be busting down the doors to get back in once they see how the Copts are treated.

Or, more likely, they'll choose to stay in Israel, an overtly religious state that still manages to grant more freedom and openness to its people than any of the Arab countries ever have regardless of their feigned attempts at secularism.
 
2012-12-28 03:10:58 PM

scalpod: david_gaithersburg: Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.

Actually, Abraham was originally from Ur - but good luck getting anyone to agree on exactly where that was.


We know where Ur was. It isn't lost.
 
2012-12-28 03:12:13 PM

A Shambling Mound: Mrbogey: Part of any problem with this is Egypt had a very long and very dark period where they destroyed or neglected their history. So most talk is speculative or logical extrapolation based on scant evidence. We're not even sure what some of the monuments mean. We have a good idea but again, very little written down by contemporaries spelling it out.

Oh, I agree entirely. I didn't mean to imply that anyone really knows who built them, it's just that modern researchers seem to lean less toward "giant slave labor force" and more toward "partially conscripted migrant labor force".


Sorry, but you're wrong. The truth is...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 03:12:52 PM

scalpod: david_gaithersburg: Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.

Actually, Abraham was originally from Ur - but good luck getting anyone to agree on exactly where that was.


Seems like the location is pretty well established.

/Iraq says, "no, Egypt, can't have"
 
2012-12-28 03:15:56 PM

garandman1a: As long as the Jews come back to dismantle them, of course not. Hence the original request and my response to it.


So as long as the Jews come save them, the Muslims won't blow them up. Got it.

Seriously though, I seem to remember some I think Buddhist images being blown off the side of a mountain in Afghanistan by some Muslim sect, and I also know that some in the Muslim brotherhood were calling for the pyramids to be destroyed as they were somehow an affront to Muhammad.

It would not be unfair to characterize the decision makers behind the destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan as people recently promoted from "hunter / gatherer" to "cabinet member". Mohammed Omar was most likely educated solely in a madrasah and had almost no demonstrated understand of how the "rest of the world" actually operates. In contrast, Egypt's Morsi has three degrees including a Ph.D from the University of Southern California.

Doesn't mean they will be destroyed or that I think they will, but it doesn't mean the possibility isn't there either.

You just said something about the Jews needing to save them so it seems like you DO think they will be destroyed, but hey, whatever. The possibility also exists that someone would steal one and replace it with an inflatable replica but that doesn't mean it's worth discussing.

Seriously. If anyone is going to blow up the pyramids it is not going to be the current leadership of Egypt. At least not with Morsi in charge and it would appear that he's doing everything he possibly can to make sure he is VERY much in charge.
 
2012-12-28 03:31:16 PM
 
2012-12-28 03:34:55 PM

Vectron: He's right. Israel is getting more "racist" every day.

Naftali Bennett is the rising star of Israeli politics, and his party, Jewish Home, is projected to be the third largest in Israel: he is also an upfront racist who has made the presence of Africans in the country a major campaign issue,


Oh shiat, Prof. Griff was right. Get Chuck D on the call ASAP.
 
2012-12-28 03:37:07 PM

Warrener: Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]

...
Ok, I was going more for a more upper middle class type of skilled worker. Like accountant, lawyer, jeweler... you know jobs that immigrant Jewish populations are famous for and also happen to be really valuable when you're trying to set up a government for a country the rest of the world won't consider to be an irrelevant backwater.



Also pimp, organized crime lord, human organ trafficer, media monopoly baron,,,,,
 
2012-12-28 03:43:50 PM
Allah Ackbar says it's a trap.
 
2012-12-28 03:51:55 PM
Well duh... it is going to be much harder to murder them all if they stay in Israel
 
2012-12-28 03:52:24 PM

LordJiro: Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

[i264.photobucket.com image 500x311]

Wasn't the 'slaves built the pyramids' thing disproven a while back?


The last Seder dinner I attended made a pretty big point of it.
 
2012-12-28 03:55:52 PM
And herein these comments were found the proofs that US citizens can't really grasp the complexity of this whole middle eastern states thing.
 
2012-12-28 04:00:14 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: And herein these comments were found the proofs that US citizens can't really grasp the complexity of this whole middle eastern states thing.


What is there to grasp? These people are stuck in the 12th century. Anything they say or do is f*cked up.
 
2012-12-28 04:00:26 PM

Vectron: He's right. Israel is getting more "racist" every day.

Naftali Bennett is the rising star of Israeli politics, and his party, Jewish Home, is projected to be the third largest in Israel: he is also an upfront racist who has made the presence of Africans in the country a major campaign issue,


So it's racist to call for enforcing the law regarding Illegal job-seeking aliens. I'm guessing you didn't know much about said "Africans" and neither did the author of that article.
 
2012-12-28 04:00:57 PM

Nutsac_Jim: "whatever"


(Way late to this party)

I had lulz.
 
2012-12-28 04:04:43 PM
Why don't we ask how much the Copts are liking Egypt under MB party rule?
 
2012-12-28 04:06:02 PM

megarian: Nutsac_Jim: "whatever"

(Way late to this party)

I had lulz.


Me too.
 
2012-12-28 04:06:44 PM

Reverend Monkeypants: And herein these comments were found the proofs that US citizens can't really grasp the complexity of this whole middle eastern states thing.


Any comments in particular you want to address, r do you just want to pretend you are above everybody?

/not saying there is no derp, but there are plenty of great points on how pants on how stupid what he is asking is.
 
2012-12-28 04:12:06 PM

Vectron: He's right. Israel is getting more "racist" every day.

Naftali Bennett is the rising star of Israeli politics, and his party, Jewish Home, is projected to be the third largest in Israel: he is also an upfront racist who has made the presence of Africans in the country a major campaign issue,


It's worth noting that Israeli politics is very fragmented. The threshold is 2 percent and many parties get in; governments are usually multi-party coalitions. Kadima currently have the most seats in the Knesset and that's only 23 percent of the seats. They are not currently part of Netanyahu's government; on the other hand, the Jewish Home is.

Many parties run joint lists for elections; for example Jewish Home is projected to be the third largest only if you ignore two facts: 1) the projected winner is actually a coalition between Likud and Yisrael Beiteinu; and 2) Jewish Home itself is running on a common list with parties from the National Union (yet another coalition), who also already have seats in the current Knesset. So it's realignment of forces more than sentiment changing amongst the people. Israel has always had its racists, like any country.
 
2012-12-28 04:12:19 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Reverend Monkeypants: And herein these comments were found the proofs that US citizens can't really grasp the complexity of this whole middle eastern states thing.

What is there to grasp? These people are stuck in the 12th century. Anything they say or do is f*cked up.


Yep, they're just mindless savages. It's up to us enlightened Westerners to fix them!
 
2012-12-28 04:48:20 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

We're gonna worship this golden calf, see?
 
2012-12-28 04:50:53 PM

drongozone: [upload.wikimedia.org image 471x541]

We're gonna worship this golden calf, see?


Ok. Losing it
need a new KB
 
2012-12-28 05:06:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: They'll have jobs waiting for them in Egypt
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Hey! We used to have a mock-up of that sign above the front door to our cabinetshop!

Well, it fit... none of us thought we were either gonna make it out of there alive, or with all limbs intact.
 
2012-12-28 05:26:28 PM
i was told that this was nobodies business but the Turks... but what about the gyps?
 
2012-12-28 05:56:45 PM

muck4doo: scalpod: david_gaithersburg: Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.

Actually, Abraham was originally from Ur - but good luck getting anyone to agree on exactly where that was.

We know where Ur was. It isn't lost.


So it's safe to assume everyone knows where they're going back to? Phew!
 
2012-12-28 06:22:11 PM
Ah yes, it makes so much sense: "---Get out of Israel, where there is freedom, democracy and the rule of law, not to mention jobs, hospitals, schools, paved roads and flush toilets---and come to beautiful Egypt, where we will treat you at least ten times worse than we treat the Coptic Christians, whom we don't hate nearly as much as we hate you."

That about get it?
 
2012-12-28 07:00:34 PM

olddinosaur: Ah yes, it makes so much sense: "---Get out of Israel, where there is freedom, democracy and the rule of law, not to mention jobs, hospitals, schools, paved roads and flush toilets---and come to beautiful Egypt, where we will treat you at least ten times worse than we treat the Coptic Christians, whom we don't hate nearly as much as we hate you."

That about get it?


I think it has to do with trying to remove part of Israel's population base more than anything. Also I don't know how Egyptian law handles citizenship but in many countries it's based on one's lineage rather than where one happens to be born. By making appeals like this the MB may be able to claim that they strive to protect and help all Egyptians regardless of religion.

So the MB is likely taking a page from American politics and campaigning early. Also by embracing one prominent minority while ignoring others that are being persecuted. If we've infected the MB with perpetual campaign fever, then they can be controlled by whomever controls domestic discourse.

/probably Murdoch
//who is the Muslim Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity?
 
2012-12-28 07:32:27 PM

olddinosaur: Ah yes, it makes so much sense: "---Get out of Israel, where there is freedom, democracy and the rule of law, not to mention jobs, hospitals, schools, paved roads and flush toilets---and come to beautiful Egypt, where we will treat you at least ten times worse than we treat the Coptic Christians, whom we don't hate nearly as much as we hate you."

That about get it?



Nailed it.
 
2012-12-28 09:02:02 PM

Mrbogey: Nailed it.


Right to a cross.
 
2012-12-28 10:11:49 PM

garandman1a: Seriously though, I seem to remember some I think Buddhist images being blown off the side of a mountain in Afghanistan by some Muslim sect, and I also know that some in the Muslim brotherhood were calling for the pyramids to be destroyed as they were somehow an affront to Muhammad.Doesn't mean they will be destroyed or that I think they will, but it doesn't mean the possibility isn't there either.


Don't forget what they're doing in Timbuktu.

/they even hate their own artifacts
//at least if they say anything they don't want to hear
///suddenly, the sympathies FARK liberals have for Islam makes sense... it's like a retroactive ignore list
 
2012-12-29 01:26:30 AM

Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?


I've said for years the conflict between the Jews and the Arabs in the middle east much resembles two dogs fighting over a bone in a fully stocked meat locker. My grandfather was managing construction projects in Saudi Arabia for the US government during WWII. One of things they did was drill wells to provide clean water for the workers. Said they go into a village, drill a well, and as soon as they turned on the tap, the locals would start fighting each other over who got to water their goats first.
 
2012-12-29 12:57:23 PM
Sucking up tot the Libtard Prog NYC media which is the center of the universe for all approved memes
 
2012-12-29 04:00:06 PM
don't understand:

Can we just blow up the whole Middle East and start all over?

Pretty please?


THIS.
 
2012-12-29 04:04:41 PM

david_gaithersburg: nmemkha: david_gaithersburg:

Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.

Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".

.
For a moment there I thought you were being serious. There's a damned good reason we've installed and supported dictatorships throughout the Middle East for the past seven decades. Middle Easterners, much like so called American progressives, have no concept of democracy.


I gotta hand it to Israel though: despite their government's obvious flaws they are a bit better at freedom & rights than most of their Muslim-run and/or Arab-majority neighbors. Iran too. And Afghanistan and Pakistan. And Russia. And...
 
2012-12-29 04:07:11 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: LordJiro:

/The West farking with them over the last few centuries is the direct cause of 90% of the problems in the Middle East and Africa.

You seriously believe that they wouldn't be just as misogynistic, rapey and backwards (if not more so) without the West?


I don't. I've studied their history. They've improved in the past century.
 
2012-12-29 04:14:22 PM
Scythed:

They'll be busting down the doors to get back in once they see how the Copts are treated.

Or, more likely, they'll choose to stay in Israel, an overtly religious
and quasi-fascist state that still manages to grant more freedom and openness to its people than any of the Arab countries ever have regardless of their feigned attempts at secularism.

FTFY. Credit where credit's due.
 
2012-12-29 09:11:19 PM

vudukungfu: Mrbogey: Nailed it.

Right to a cross.


And now jesus cannot walk on water, what with the holes in his feet....
 
2012-12-29 10:18:20 PM

Mock26: vudukungfu: Mrbogey: Nailed it.

Right to a cross.

And now jesus cannot walk on water, what with the holes in his feet....


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