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(Egypt Independent)   The Muslim Brotherhood wants Israeli Jews to schlep back to Egypt   (egyptindependent.com) divider line 117
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2012-12-28 02:14:01 PM
Will the Red Sea part this time?
 
2012-12-28 02:14:17 PM
Do they need new pyramids to boost tourism?
 
2012-12-28 02:14:36 PM
Again, with the Klingons!


Startrek VIII...so very very tired..
 
2012-12-28 02:14:55 PM
Come back Moses, all is forgiven?
 
2012-12-28 02:16:01 PM
Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that.
 
2012-12-28 02:16:51 PM
What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?
 
2012-12-28 02:17:09 PM
www.mhmcintyre.us
Hide yo' first born kids, cause they smitin' everybody up in here.
 
2012-12-28 02:17:54 PM
itsatrap.jpg
 
2012-12-28 02:18:17 PM
I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:45 PM
"whatever"
 
2012-12-28 02:19:50 PM
THey even have new jobs all lined up for them in the earthenware construction materials industry.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:59 PM
Yes, you should totally come back; we haven't had anyone to blame shiat on since you guys left. And we swear not to murder you guys; seriously, like pinky swear.

/ it's a trap
 
2012-12-28 02:20:03 PM
Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.
 
2012-12-28 02:21:39 PM
The only comment there made me lol at the stupid.

"So the purge of other religions begins. Next the Christians, then anyone who isn't an extremist. Goodbye Egypt, hello black hole of ignorance."

Um, no, dude. You got it backwards. He wants them to come  TO Egypt, not leave. They're already gone, ya dumbass.
 
2012-12-28 02:21:58 PM
Do i have to sing "Go Down Moses" backwards now?
 
2012-12-28 02:22:17 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-28 02:22:20 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: I think the poor commenter in TFA completely missed the point of the article.


Do mean Michael O'Connell? Of the Facebook O'Connels?
 
2012-12-28 02:23:23 PM
I don't give a shiat where the Israelis go, as long as they don't ask us to finance or fight for it.
 
2012-12-28 02:24:07 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: Yeah, I'm sure they'll get right on that.


It's not like Egypt has anything in common with the PLO and other terrorist organizations who have vested interest in jews leaving Israel or anything, right?
 
2012-12-28 02:25:14 PM
Maybe Hitler was right...
 
2012-12-28 02:25:16 PM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: I don't give a shiat where the Israelis go, as long as they don't ask us to finance or fight for it.


Can this be carved in stone?
 
2012-12-28 02:26:20 PM
Not a bad idea, except for the whole "budding Muslim theocracy" thing. The boot would just be on the other foot. fark that. What about somebody throwing away their jackboots?
 
2012-12-28 02:27:04 PM
"Egyptian Jews should refuse to live under a brutal, bloody and racist occupation stained with war crimes against humanity," Erian said.

Tell it to the Copts.

Egyptian Jews were an influential part of Egyptian society before say 1947. See Wikipedia (link).
It would be great if Jews, Copts, Shia, atheists and other non-Sunni minorities had equal rights in Egypt. Of course you'd have to give Sunni Egyptian Arabs equal rights with one another too. How would one convince "ordinary Egyptians" that democracy is a good thing?

Failing that, bring back the Fatimids. Aga Khan for Caliph!
 
2012-12-28 02:27:18 PM
I'm sure the message was as well received as a late night drunk-dial from an abusive ex-boyfriend.
 
2012-12-28 02:28:59 PM
Yeah, and gap-toothed morans in Mississippi want compensation for the loss of "their" slaves in the War Between The States but it ain't gonna happen, Bubba Ho-Tep!
 
2012-12-28 02:33:48 PM
The fact that he said that on "privately operated Dream TV" makes it even funnier.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:26 PM
Both side are wrong and have invisible friends that talk to them.
People like that need reprogramming, incarceration, medication, or extermination, depending upon how dangerous or armed they are.

You don't want people running around with weapons telling you they are doing god's work.
Fark them all to hell.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:30 PM
They'll have jobs waiting for them in Egypt
richardmillett.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-28 02:35:00 PM
"And then Sesom led his people back into slavery. The sea parted everywhere but where they crossed and they were forced to swim. This caused create distress among the Jews for many had awful awful sinus infections should any water get in their noses."
 
2012-12-28 02:35:52 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Maybe Hitler was right...


ya think?
I'm not saying I agree with his use of force policy, see my earlier post, but you have to draw the line at letting schizos have weapons. Or liberty.
 
2012-12-28 02:37:00 PM
Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.
 
2012-12-28 02:39:10 PM
Let my people...go?
 
2012-12-28 02:39:52 PM
Ma nishtana ha-threada ha-zeh mi-kol ha-threadot?
 
2012-12-28 02:40:15 PM
yeah not gonna happen. what Eygpt really wants is the wealth of those Jews.
 
2012-12-28 02:40:29 PM
This lept right to mind, and I'm not sure why.
 
2012-12-28 02:40:36 PM
Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!
 
2012-12-28 02:41:06 PM
I don't understand this guy's problem.
All he has to do is help start another six-day war. Then he'll have plenty of Israelis living inside Egypt again.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:08 PM
Know who else welcomed Jews into a country hostile to Jews?

MUSSOLINI.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:11 PM

garandman1a: Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.


Nothing wrong with blowing up the pyramids. We'd do the same. Improper government endorsement of Amun-Ra.
 
2012-12-28 02:41:36 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama! The Egyptian People.


Democracy isn't "whatever America wants".
 
2012-12-28 02:41:45 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


Damned Obama and his shadow regimes!
 
2012-12-28 02:42:36 PM

Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?


i264.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-28 02:42:50 PM
Headline(Israeli Jews) ≠ Article(Egyptian Jews).

RTFA, Subby.
 
2012-12-28 02:42:59 PM
OK, so the Egyptian Jews populate the Sinai. They got the Suez between them and the rest of Egypt, and they act as a buffer between Egypt and Israel. Plus they can deal with the Gaza/Sinai smuggling issue first hand. It's a Win win!
 
2012-12-28 02:43:40 PM

garandman1a: Well as I understand it, the Jews built the pyramids so why not let them take 'em down. Now that the Muslim Brotherhood is in charge, they know blowing them up like they plan to do will waste valuable explosives better suited for IED's. Besides, now that they've killed most of the Coptic community, they need new targets.


They are not going to blow up the pyramids.
 
2012-12-28 02:43:48 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


So democracy is only good if the people we like win. Gotcha.
 
2012-12-28 02:44:39 PM

Gunny Walker: Warrener: What, did they realize that with a new government they could really use some skilled workers to set up a new economy?

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Wasn't the 'slaves built the pyramids' thing disproven a while back?
 
2012-12-28 02:46:24 PM

david_gaithersburg: Another new Muslim theocracy brought to you by Obama. Thanks Obama!


I like how we cut funding to the last guy over morality but tossed morality out of the window to fund the new guys.
 
2012-12-28 02:46:37 PM
Can we just blow up the whole Middle East and start all over?

Pretty please?
 
2012-12-28 02:47:02 PM

david_gaithersburg: Well that is where they are from.

/btw Israel
//My god spoke to me last night.
///And he has changed his mind since your a bunch of murdering pricks.
//That land is now promised to me and my people.


Actually, Abraham was originally from Ur - but good luck getting anyone to agree on exactly where that was.
 
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