Quantum Apostrophe: Farker Soze: Make you a bet. If you get a condo on Mars, I'll pay for your life extension. Deal?
Oldiron_79: r1niceboy: mrlewish: So you think you can relieve population pressures by colonizing another planet? You do realize that there are 200,000+ additional people born on the planet every day? That would mean that in order to reduce the population that you would have to have 200,000+ +1 people leave the Earth every day for this new planet.So it's either colonize another planet or a bit of family planning and birth control.Don't worry, there'll likely be a conflict soon that'll take care of the population. Or a disease. Either way, populations have a way of keeping a balance. You'd better hope we build spaceships. I doubt the alternative will be any fun.War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death, the shiat will go by the book.
Kibbler: Screw all that, I want a self-cleaning litterbox.*shaking fist*
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