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(Daily Mail)   Old and busted: Liposuction. New hotness: Freezing fat off you. (with possible Not safe for work pic)   ( divider line
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21105 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2012 at 3:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-28 03:10:02 PM  
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beefoe: So putting sub-zero ice on your skin is going to freeze the fat underneath it and cause the fat cells to die, but do nothing to your skin? Anybody with a GED in medicine from webmd want to chime in?

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Ass fat fatality!
2012-12-28 02:04:10 PM  
3 votes:

EatHam: So after the fat cells are frozen, then what?

hammer time
2012-12-28 04:00:14 PM  
2 votes:

Ohlookabutterfly: How is a picture of a mans nipples NSFW?

I have some news for you, which may be good or bad.
2012-12-28 07:53:07 PM  
1 vote:

RicosRoughnecks: ...He'shiatting a plateau now

Damn. Is that what the Brits mean by a "stone"? Sounds painful.
2012-12-28 06:22:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-12-28 04:14:19 PM  
1 vote:

ltdanman44: physt: The sub-zero temperatures cause the fat cells to die. They are then flushed away by the body over the next few months.

How are they "flushed away"? How do they leave the body? This doesn't make sense.

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Does that macrophage have a face? It looks like it's barfing.
2012-12-28 04:13:58 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be interested in hearing how cold these cells have to be to die. I have a very large snowdrift outside my patio door and I'm fully willing to sit in it in exchange for some free body sculpting.
2012-12-28 04:00:06 PM  
1 vote:

Ohlookabutterfly: How is a picture of a mans nipples NSFW?

Men in your area look like Asian girls, eh? How's Bangkok?
2012-12-28 03:58:19 PM  
1 vote:
How is a picture of a mans nipples NSFW?
2012-12-28 03:48:24 PM  
1 vote:

lennavan: Vector R: Well, I'm a regular gym person, and after a couple years of solid thrice-weekly going, it just won't give me a flat stomach.

That's more about diet than it is exercise. It's about getting your fat content below a certain percentage. You can get a flat stomach without any real exercise. But I mean, the diet sucks balls. Serious balls.

I imagine ball sucking would up your salt intake and make you retain water.
2012-12-28 03:48:11 PM  
1 vote:
cool story bro
2012-12-28 03:32:16 PM  
1 vote:
Cant wait for someone to say "I'm freezing my ass off."
2012-12-28 03:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
Shoveling snow at forty below in the upper Midwest burns fat like you wouldn't believe.
And people will pay you to do it, too.
2012-12-28 03:21:19 PM  
1 vote:
No wonder Mr. Cool Ice is so lean.
2012-12-28 03:13:05 PM  
1 vote:
Go be frozen somewhere else!
2012-12-28 03:02:28 PM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: EatHam: So after the fat cells are frozen, then what?

hammer time

Can't touch's gone gangrenous.
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