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2012-12-28 10:23:19 AM  
Welcome to the Headline of the Year contest for 2012! These are ordered alphabetically, so be sure to read all the way through before deciding which headlines are worthy of the title of Headline of the Year. Also, the other contests (subtabs, context headlines, etc) are still coming up and the voting threads for those will be on Monday so remember to come back for those.

This is fun for us to vote on, but the credit goes to the many submitters that are the only reason we can have this contest every year. You are some funny, funny people. Well done.

Okay, enough with the talk. Without further ado, this is your 2012 Headline of the Year contest.
2012-12-28 10:23:45 AM  
14-year-old Snigdha Nandipati wins Scripps National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling Snigdha Nandipati
2012-12-28 10:24:20 AM  
Al Qaeda is down to one senior leader; once al-Zawahiri is killed, they'll have to bring someone up from AAAl Qaeda
2012-12-28 10:24:36 AM  
Alzheimer's Walk set for Saturday. Search and rescue set for Sunday
2012-12-28 10:24:55 AM  
Arctic rivers add toxic mercury to the Arctic Ocean. This sounds like something that came from Hg wells
2012-12-28 10:25:13 AM  
Arizona migrant case could lead to sweeping changes. Also dishwashing changes, landscaping changes, and nanny changes
2012-12-28 10:25:33 AM  
Blind, deaf, 3-legged dog saves family from house fire, sure plays a mean pinball
2012-12-28 10:25:49 AM  
Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again
2012-12-28 10:26:19 AM  
Hand, foot and now a partial body in Montreal. Could this be the work of separatists?
2012-12-28 10:26:36 AM  
Louis Farrakhan says "Jesus was a black man." Well, Jesus liked Gospel, called everyone "brother" and couldn't get a fair trial, so it may be true
2012-12-28 10:26:56 AM  
Man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers, succeeds
2012-12-28 10:27:11 AM  
Massachusetts' largest white oak killed. Police are rounding up all the black oaks in the area
2012-12-28 10:28:13 AM  
Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex
2012-12-28 10:28:34 AM  
Mother of autistic son facing criminal charges because he's tardy. Well that just seems insensitive
2012-12-28 10:28:54 AM  
Mother-of-two disfigured by seven tumors on her face says, "Tumor would benign"
2012-12-28 10:29:13 AM  
New research discovers difference in visual acuity between men and women: men have greater sensitivity to fine detail and rapid movements, and women can see everything you ever did wrong
2012-12-28 10:29:34 AM  
"Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE
2012-12-28 10:29:59 AM  
Printer ink tanker truck overturns. Damages estimated at seven hundred trillion dollars
2012-12-28 10:30:19 AM  
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A: The pickpocket snatches your watch
2012-12-28 10:30:39 AM  
Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" opens in theaters, despite the fact that Lincoln historically doesn't do well in theaters
2012-12-28 10:31:02 AM  
Zoo keeper enters pen to feed the lions, succeeds
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