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(International Business Times)   Pool-Peeing deemed safe as scientists approve Michael Phelps' method of relief   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 22
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2012-12-28 02:59:12 PM
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Safe? SAFE? Does this look SAFE to you?!?!?!
 
2012-12-28 05:39:16 PM
Unless you've got some weird xenobiotic infection, urine is basically sterile and most pools are chlorinated as f**k so...yeah, go for it.
 
2012-12-28 05:44:04 PM
Why did that article suddenly turn into another article about Santorum talking about creationism?
 
2012-12-28 05:47:57 PM
I had it open in a tab. It autoplayed two farking videos at the same time! And it beat my adblock and noscript. Talk about an annoying site! I don't care about some aquarium breaking in China!
 
2012-12-28 05:48:43 PM
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There's a dickhead in every pool.
 
2012-12-28 06:10:57 PM
Some say that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

I disagree.

It's the urban legend that pools have a chemical in them that turns piss bright purple, exposing the pool pisser.
 
2012-12-28 06:30:08 PM

The Smails Kid: Some say that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

I disagree.

It's the urban legend that pools have a chemical in them that turns piss bright purple, exposing the pool pisser.


I didn't know anyone actually believed that.
 
2012-12-28 06:53:51 PM

bukketmaster: Unless you've got some weird xenobiotic infection, urine is basically sterile and most pools are chlorinated as f**k so...yeah, go for it.


Urine isn't sterile. Please stop saying it is.

http://emergencyprepblog.com/?p=115
 
2012-12-28 07:02:31 PM
Pool peers, please, protect your peers and pee in the potty please.
 
2012-12-28 07:13:20 PM
Just don't drop your Baby Ruth in the pool.
 
2012-12-28 07:19:28 PM
Welcome to our ool.

You'll notice there's no "p" in it.

That's because some son-of-a-biatch vandalized our sign.
 
2012-12-28 09:19:21 PM
If you get arrested for public urinanation
Can you get a trial by a jury of your peers?
 
2012-12-28 09:23:25 PM
Is it safe to swim in the toilets of pool owners?
 
2012-12-28 09:57:04 PM
If one is stuck in the swimming pool for several hours and exertion hasn't turned excess water in the body to sweat, that's one thing.

But to jump into the pool and immediately pee is rude, immature and slightly sub-human. Weren't you just in a locker room, young man??
 
2012-12-28 10:28:57 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: If one is stuck in the swimming pool for several hours and exertion hasn't turned excess water in the body to sweat, that's one thing.

But to jump into the pool and immediately pee is rude, immature and slightly sub-human. Weren't you just in a locker room, young man??


That was the thing that immediately popped into my head. As you said, it's one thing if you've been in the water for hours, it's something quite different if you're just lazy and don't want to take care of it before you hop in the water. Perhaps I'm an oddity as a swimmer, but I never pee in the pool. From time to time, I'll have to hop out to go, but most of the time, water gets sweated out, so I won't have to.
 
2012-12-28 10:43:36 PM
I peed in the pool all the time. I'm pretty certain many other people did. The main reason we would get out of the pool and go to the locker room was to take a dump.
 
2012-12-29 12:52:59 AM

INeedAName: The Smails Kid: Some say that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

I disagree.

It's the urban legend that pools have a chemical in them that turns piss bright purple, exposing the pool pisser.

I didn't know anyone actually believed that.


A former work colleague told the story of her brother, who'd been a lifeguard at a public swimming pool in his uni days many years ago. There was apparently some chemical in the pool which turned red when exposed to piss. Groups of teenage boys would have contests as to who could make the longest red streak in the water, and as lifeguard it was his impossible task to prevent such hijinks.
 
2012-12-29 02:48:20 AM

Serious Black: I peed in the pool all the time. I'm pretty certain many other people did. The main reason we would get out of the pool and go to the locker room was to take a dump.


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2012-12-29 03:07:39 AM
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2012-12-29 03:28:05 AM
Why can't they just go before they get into the pool?
 
2012-12-29 08:44:19 AM

ElwoodCuse: Serious Black: I peed in the pool all the time. I'm pretty certain many other people did. The main reason we would get out of the pool and go to the locker room was to take a dump.

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Doody!
 
2012-12-29 09:24:02 PM
Lifeguard yelled at me the other day to stop peeing in the pool I asked him what the big deal was -- everyone does it, right?

"Yeah," he said, "But not from the dving board."
 
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