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(RiffTrax)   Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy have tallied the votes, and the 25 worst movies of all time have been unveiled, and coincidentally a lot of them have already been savaged by Rifftrax. LINE?   (rifftrax.com) divider line 171
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2012-12-28 10:03:35 AM  
Gigli
Wing Commander
Speed 2: Cruise Control
The Mangler 2
Chairman of the Board (Norm on Conan)
 
2012-12-28 10:17:02 AM  
I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.
 
2012-12-28 10:28:01 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.


That movie is hilarious.
 
2012-12-28 11:23:29 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.


Jesus, why not just take her to a snuff film? At least maybe you would have gotten a second date.
 
2012-12-28 11:59:36 AM  
Soar Panels! Bark Beatles! Stock Options!

/I'll take NCT software for a Billion, Alex

.
 
2012-12-28 12:01:51 PM  
I would really REALLY like to see them re-riff Road House (live) with the whole crew.

BTW... the Riff of Avengers came out last night!
 
2012-12-28 12:50:14 PM  
Ive always liked the Mario brothers movie. There I said it.
 
2012-12-28 12:53:19 PM  
My worst movie experience in the last decade was The Game. The Crappening was a close second.
 
2012-12-28 12:54:34 PM  

Gunny Highway: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.

That movie is hilarious.


I always wondered why there were nipples on Batman's and Robin's uniforms, but not on Batgirl's.
 
2012-12-28 12:57:32 PM  

Gunny Highway: Gigli
Wing Commander
Speed 2: Cruise Control
The Mangler 2
Chairman of the Board (Norm on Conan)


I liked Wing Commander, reminded me of The Last Starfighter.

Maybe not up to the quality of Star Wars Episode I, but a fun movie non the less.
 
2012-12-28 12:59:46 PM  

HempHead: Maybe not up to the quality of Star Wars Episode I, but a fun movie non the less.


And another thing, I thought it was common that Ep 1 is considered meh but ep 2 is considered inexcusable garbage.
 
2012-12-28 01:02:07 PM  
FTA:

13. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

The most positive thing we can say about Episode 1 is that at least it was released in 1999. If it came out today, fan reaction would probably melt the internet.


The mere mention of it slows the internet down anyway.
 
2012-12-28 01:04:45 PM  

thecpt: And another thing, I thought it was common that Ep 1 is considered meh but ep 2 is considered inexcusable garbage.


I HATE THAT!
 
2012-12-28 01:04:55 PM  
And Master of Disguise is nowhere to be seen.
 
2012-12-28 01:04:55 PM  
They got it right with #1, although #3 sould've been #2 IMHO.

Just the image of Catwoman in that suit just marked that movie as complete and utter fail.
 
2012-12-28 01:05:22 PM  
This is a dumb list. It's 25 bad movies. but by far not the worst of all time.
 
2012-12-28 01:05:56 PM  

Gunny Highway: Wing Commander


Oh hey there now, that is a good awful movie

thecpt: My worst movie experience in the last decade was The Game


The Michael Douglas one? Wow, I thought it was pretty good.
 
2012-12-28 01:09:50 PM  

Gunny Highway: I HATE THAT!


didn't mean to strike a nerve, it's what I honestly thought was common.

/darth maul = awesome, dooku's curved lightsaber = wtf this is awful
 
2012-12-28 01:11:54 PM  
These films are no where near as bad as the low budget teen horror and romantic comedies that get released in January and February.
 
2012-12-28 01:12:33 PM  

thecpt: Gunny Highway: I HATE THAT!

didn't mean to strike a nerve, it's what I honestly thought was common.

/darth maul = awesome, dooku's curved lightsaber = wtf this is awful


Failed joke:

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

I agree.
 
2012-12-28 01:13:29 PM  
No "Thou Shall Not Kill, Except"?
No "Highlander 2 or 3"? Not that they were made but if they were, they would be on this list
No "Veggie Tales" movies?

This list sucks and anybody that disagrees is a bad person
 
2012-12-28 01:14:14 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Michael Douglas one? Wow, I thought it was pretty good.


Me and friends tried watching it recently because we all love Fincher and for some reason we'd never seen that movie. None of us were prepared for how badly we collectively thought it sucked. If you liked it then I guess maybe its random luck that all of us abhorred it (it has positive reviews, so this is actually likely). We just couldn't get over how ridiculously slow paced it was, and how absurdly the game played out based off of a couple of hours of brain testing. Just huge leaps and bounds of suspension of disbelief were needed.
 
2012-12-28 01:14:44 PM  
While not the type of bad movie that Mike and the gang take on but I defy anybody to name a worse movie in the past thirty years than Disaster Movie. Movies like The Room, Troll 2, Plan 9, even Batman and Robin, these movies were made by people who were at least trying (but failing misrrably) to make a good movie. With Disaster Movie, its clear that the two "writers and directors" didn't give a shiat about anything other than shooting enough footage to (barely) qualify as a feature length film so that it can be screened and charged full price in theater. It is nothing but a glut of pop culture references thrown at the audience without any effort to make the gags funny on amy level whatsoever. No scene has any connection to what came before or what follows. Entire scenes are improvised without any regard to setup or payoff. Even better, they referenced movies that hadn't even come out when they went into production so they're left with what recreating scenes from the trailers. The celebrity lookalikes ar so wtetched that the other characters have to point out who it's supposed to be. ("Hey, look! It's Justin Timberlake.") I regard this movie as a total scam. Getting moviegoers to pay to see this is on par with hawking fake Rolexes. It's an offense that this movie even exists.
 
2012-12-28 01:15:30 PM  
that's a terrible list. it's almost entirely modern movies, most of which are very popular. it's a list that an annoying 15-year old kid might have come up with. the twilight movies are the worst of all time? seriously? there's like 5 movies on that list that came out this year. the third x-men movie was the worst of the trilogy, sure, but one of the worst of all time? and indiana jones? give me a break.
 
2012-12-28 01:16:31 PM  

Gunny Highway: I agree.


ah, over my head. nice though +
 
2012-12-28 01:17:45 PM  
List fails without listing all of Adam Sandlers flops.
 
2012-12-28 01:24:26 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.


Were you lusting after the bat-butt and bat-nipples?
 
2012-12-28 01:24:47 PM  
Battleship wasn't a great movie, but it was worth the $1 Red Box rental.
 
2012-12-28 01:28:17 PM  
This list is crap. While I can accept people having different opinions than mine, this list seems to focused on modern and cheap entertainment. Not necessarily bad, but stuff that appeals to mass audiences.
 
2012-12-28 01:28:51 PM  
23. Plan 9 From Outer Space

All of Ed Wood's movies are bad, but somehow still more entertaining to watch than say something as intellectually offensive as the "Twilight" series.
 
2012-12-28 01:30:37 PM  
I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Worst 25 based on what criteria? Anything on SyFy at 9pm on Saturday makes half this list look like Masterpiece Theatre.
 
2012-12-28 01:30:55 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.


Don't feel too bad.

Hollywood collectively dumped Chris O'Donnell after this movie; so in perspective you're doing alright.
 
2012-12-28 01:32:22 PM  
Mario Bros deserves to be on that list just because it disillusioned a generation of children and set the tone for crappy video game adaptation in films.
 
2012-12-28 01:32:58 PM  

Publikwerks: This list is crap. While I can accept people having different opinions than mine, this list seems to focused on modern and cheap entertainment. Not necessarily bad, but stuff that appeals to mass audiences.


I really think they made a pretty good list (even though it more modern) due to how much money was poured into these specific movies, and how awful they ended up being. In defense of the argument that there should be older ones included, I think there should be a larger penalty against the new films. Instead of learning from mistakes, they simply pumped out more crap.
 
2012-12-28 01:35:09 PM  

RantCasey: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.

Don't feel too bad.

Hollywood collectively dumped Chris O'Donnell after this movie; so in perspective you're doing alright.


I haven't seen Batman & Robin in a number of years, but Batman Forever works really well if you look at it as an homage to the Adam West show.

/Holy rusted metal, Batman!
 
2012-12-28 01:38:56 PM  

HugsAndPuppies: I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Worst 25 based on what criteria? Anything on SyFy at 9pm on Saturday makes half this list look like Masterpiece Theatre.


Oh Asylum pictures, where would D-Listers be without you?

/Wait, WTF is Robert Picardo doing here?
 
2012-12-28 01:39:21 PM  
Titanic, Space Jam, ALL superhero movies, Deliverance, Ace Ventura Sequels, Dunston Checks In, Oxygen/Lifetime "films", Dukes of Hazard, Tyler Perry movies, Roger Rabbit, anything with Kate Hudson OR Drew "the shrew" Berrymore.
 
2012-12-28 01:41:30 PM  

Trollin4Colon: Ive always liked the Mario brothers movie. There I said it.


At the risk of ridicule, I must confess that the Mario Brothers movie is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

Unhealthily obsessed with all things Mario as a kid, I went to see it Memorial Day '93, and I came out a barren husk of my former self. A creepy, confusing, claustrophobic experience. The image of Mojo Nixon's head transforming into a goomba still haunts me to this day.

That said, I begrudgingly respect any piece of art that can shake me like that.
/Production design and cinematography are fairly impressive, though
//And early 90s Samantha Mathis was foine
 
2012-12-28 01:41:49 PM  
Just wanted to say, Mike, Bill, Kevin, if you're listening to this, I just want you to say that your work has brought countless hours of entertainment to me. Please keep up the good work!
 
2012-12-28 01:42:29 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.


Nah dude, I took a date to see Zoolander. She went to the bathroom and never came back.
 
2012-12-28 01:43:22 PM  
"The Happening" should be #1. Never have I walked out of a theater with no idea of what I just saw.

"Catwoman" deserves its place on the list. As hot a Halle Berry is, she was absolutely dreadful in that role.
 
2012-12-28 01:44:29 PM  
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2012-12-28 01:46:05 PM  

thecpt: Publikwerks: This list is crap. While I can accept people having different opinions than mine, this list seems to focused on modern and cheap entertainment. Not necessarily bad, but stuff that appeals to mass audiences.

I really think they made a pretty good list (even though it more modern) due to how much money was poured into these specific movies, and how awful they ended up being. In defense of the argument that there should be older ones included, I think there should be a larger penalty against the new films. Instead of learning from mistakes, they simply pumped out more crap.


Well, if you want to look at money, Transformers was a success. They Spent $545 million on all three movies, and brought in $2.7 billion.

I can understand not liking alot of the movies on the list, but the common theme seems to be movies made for mass appeal. It's like saying Budweiser is the worst beer.
 
2012-12-28 01:46:14 PM  

bgilmore5: "The Happening" should be #1. Never have I walked out of a theater with no idea of what I just saw.

"Catwoman" deserves its place on the list. As hot a Halle Berry is, she was absolutely dreadful in that role.


I would put The Last Airbender above The Happening? I mean, screwing something like that up takes some skill. The entire story was already there, and well loved by its fans. Making a successful trilogy of films out of Avatar should have been an easy moneymaker. Unfortunately, thanks to M. Night Shamalamadingdong's failure, we'll probably never see a good movie adaptation of it.
 
2012-12-28 01:47:07 PM  

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No man, just no. Any movie featuring John Malkovich threatening a stuffed bunny at gunpoint is automatically awesome.

Yes even if it has Nic Cage doing the worst southern accent this side of True Blood.
 
2012-12-28 01:47:13 PM  

Onkel Buck: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I got dumped after taking a date to see "Batman and Robin" on opening night.

She was right to do it.

Nah dude, I took a date to see Zoolander. She went to the bathroom and never came back.


For me it was Blues Brothers 2000. That was the last time I ever took a date to a movie without reading the reviews first.
 
2012-12-28 01:47:22 PM  

deanis: Titanic, Space Jam, ALL superhero movies, Deliverance, Ace Ventura Sequels, Dunston Checks In, Oxygen/Lifetime "films", Dukes of Hazard, Tyler Perry movies, Roger Rabbit, anything with Kate Hudson OR Drew "the shrew" Berrymore.


"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" is a great movie.
 
2012-12-28 01:49:55 PM  

Publikwerks: Well, if you want to look at money, Transformers was a success. They Spent $545 million on all three movies, and brought in $2.7 billion.

I can understand not liking alot of the movies on the list, but the common theme seems to be movies made for mass appeal. It's like saying Budweiser is the worst beer.


Oh I'm not stating ROI, I'm saying more along the lines of quality with the factor of money/time/effort put into making something that is supposed to be generally liked.

I agree, buy bud for huge parties. But if your spending $2 a beer for Natty Ice, thats where theres a problem.
 
2012-12-28 01:50:40 PM  
And where the hell is No Country for Old Men? Never have I been left so unsatisfied by a movie. On the upside, though, it finally confirmed my suspicions that the Oscars is just Hollywood's attempt to suck its own dick.
 
2012-12-28 01:51:01 PM  

HugsAndPuppies: I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Worst 25 based on what criteria? Anything on SyFy at 9pm on Saturday makes half this list look like Masterpiece Theatre.


I think you did, because it says at the top of the article that the list was compiled from the votes of 500,000 fans. So naturally it would be weighted toward a) more recent movies, and b) more widely seen movies. Not enough people have seen oldies or obscure made-for-SyFy crap. I mean, the home movies my cousin made were worse than anything on this list, but nobody has seen them, either.
 
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