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2012-12-28 10:09:09 AM  
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING! DID SHE GET IT IN BENGHAZI!?!?! WHAT IS REALLY WRONG WITH HER!? FARTBONGOOOOOOOOO *shakes tiny impotent fists of rage*

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS
 
2012-12-28 10:14:13 AM  
Hillary Clinton's concussion is an America-hating socialist. Good to know. I guess.
 
2012-12-28 10:21:17 AM  
 
2012-12-28 10:21:20 AM  
Why hasn't Hilary Clinton been cleared to play this week? Why is Mark Sanchez testifying in her place when Tim Tebow is available?
 
2012-12-28 10:22:14 AM  
The secret service needs to put a helmet on the old biddy.  Preferably with a dark face mask.
 
2012-12-28 10:26:33 AM  

BillCo: The secret service needs to put a helmet on the old biddy.  Preferably with a dark face mask.


there is no one that may have associated with liberals and/or Democrats that you don't outright hate for no reason, do you?
 
2012-12-28 10:46:58 AM  
Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.
 
2012-12-28 10:50:29 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


You really need to see a psychologist, because you are clearly insane. Seriously, you're a raving nutter who sees conspiracy theories everywhere, and you're exactly the kind of person who goes on shooting sprees. If you happen to read this in a lucid moment, please check yourself into a mental hospital.
 
2012-12-28 10:55:19 AM  

Il Douchey: Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.


So, what have you accomplished that would lead you to scoff so haughtily at Mrs. Clinton's CV?
 
2012-12-28 11:17:41 AM  
DUMBEST. SCANDAL. EVAR.
 
2012-12-28 11:19:03 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


This is what conspiracy nuts actually believe.
 
2012-12-28 11:22:28 AM  
Quick, throw on the tin foil hat and lets get this party started.

//remember when she murdered that guy to cover up her land deal fraud.
 
2012-12-28 11:23:53 AM  
Smh. This guy, again? Did he die thiw morning or something? Can we just gather everything stupid that he's said in the last week and make one thread?
 
2012-12-28 11:25:41 AM  
True Fact: The average, typical, run-of-the-mill Fox News viewer in the U.S. (i.e., every C-student you ever knew back in school) knows exactly who Hugo Chavez is... and couldn't begin to tell you the name of any other Western Hemisphere leader besides Obama and Castro.

Seriously, the next time your floor-humping cousin starts bending your ear about Hugo farking Chavez, ask him to name the President (or chief executive) of Brazil, or Chile, or Mexico, or even Canada.
 
2012-12-28 11:26:06 AM  
She seems like a severe woman, but nobody seems to be able to make right-wingers immediately swap their brains with their colons quite like Hillary Clinton. They all turn into apes when her name is brought up.
 
2012-12-28 11:26:40 AM  
Gee, hard to believe that Americans think that the GOP is batshiat nuts, huh?
 
2012-12-28 11:28:07 AM  
Hillary Clinton is the new Hilter. Obama stole Pee Wee Herman's bike and Biden is the Kraken. I hate flower pattern doilies and asparagus.
 
2012-12-28 11:29:07 AM  
I'm pretty sure Hugo Chavez doesn't have a concussion
 
2012-12-28 11:29:26 AM  

Mr_Fabulous: True Fact: The average, typical, run-of-the-mill Fox News viewer in the U.S. (i.e., every C-student you ever knew back in school) knows exactly who Hugo Chavez is... and couldn't begin to tell you the name of any other Western Hemisphere leader besides Obama and Castro.

Seriously, the next time your floor-humping cousin starts bending your ear about Hugo farking Chavez, ask him to name the President (or chief executive) of Brazil, or Chile, or Mexico, or even Canada.


The Queen of England, duh.

And here's the really crazy, funny, sad thing; National Review used to be a respected publication.
 
2012-12-28 11:30:29 AM  

somedude210: BillCo: The secret service needs to put a helmet on the old biddy.  Preferably with a dark face mask.

there is no one that may have associated with liberals and/or Democrats that you don't outright hate for no reason, do you?


associated with liberals and/or Democrats

no reason


Que?
 
2012-12-28 11:30:34 AM  
They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.
 
2012-12-28 11:32:13 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.


If you have evidence of this then let's see it.
 
2012-12-28 11:32:52 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


legacy-cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-12-28 11:32:56 AM  
HIPAA, biatches!
 
2012-12-28 11:33:42 AM  

Fart_Machine: Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.

This is what conspiracy nuts actually believe.


Hence the word "nut." If Mrs. Clinton decided to have a croissant for breakfast this morning instead of a bagel, the right wing would see it as proof that she was embracing French socialism and abandoning support of Israel.
 
2012-12-28 11:33:43 AM  

Fart_Machine: Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone. Can't you see that she's completely exhausted! Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment. She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares. But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies. Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors? She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.

This is what conspiracy nuts actually believe.


This is what politics tab trolls that actually call themselves douches get replies to.
 
2012-12-28 11:33:44 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


You're gonna really be pissed when she is elected President.
I gather your tiny cranium will implode in a most excellent fashion.
 
2012-12-28 11:33:51 AM  
HIPPA, you dolts.
 
2012-12-28 11:34:02 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


I think the word you wanted was triapsing.

/nitpicking for all in tents and porpoises
 
2012-12-28 11:34:53 AM  

omgbears: /nitpicking for all in tents and porpoises


I prefer intense porpoises
 
2012-12-28 11:35:14 AM  

d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.


Evidence just gets in the way. For Republicans feelings are all the proof you need.
 
2012-12-28 11:35:22 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Mr_Fabulous: True Fact: The average, typical, run-of-the-mill Fox News viewer in the U.S. (i.e., every C-student you ever knew back in school) knows exactly who Hugo Chavez is... and couldn't begin to tell you the name of any other Western Hemisphere leader besides Obama and Castro.

Seriously, the next time your floor-humping cousin starts bending your ear about Hugo farking Chavez, ask him to name the President (or chief executive) of Brazil, or Chile, or Mexico, or even Canada.

The Queen of England, duh.

And here's the really crazy, funny, sad thing; National Review used to be a respected publication.


I don't know how "respected" it was, because many people thought William F. Buckley was full of shiat, but Buckley probably would have mocked this conspiracy nonsense if he were still running the mag.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:31 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


Woah dude. Pretty early in the morning for that density of crazy. Accidentally grab the real stuff instead of the decaff?
 
2012-12-28 11:36:39 AM  
Another Krauthammer greenlight?
 
2012-12-28 11:37:29 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: She seems like a severe woman, but nobody seems to be able to make right-wingers immediately swap their brains with their colons quite like Hillary Clinton. They all turn into apes when her name is brought up.


They are still pissed they didn't get to run against her in 2008.

She might be too.
 
2012-12-28 11:37:36 AM  

d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.


Psychology Today:Hillary Enters Rehab
 
2012-12-28 11:39:37 AM  

odinsposse: d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.

Evidence just gets in the way. For Republicans feelings are all the proof you need.


I just proved it douche. Project much?
 
2012-12-28 11:40:18 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.

Psychology Today:Hillary Enters Rehab


Yes, that's right, a more than 4 year-old article about Clinton drinking a boilermaker means she's and alcoholic and definitely did not sustain a concussion. I'm glad we have you around to break open these stories and expose the truth!
 
2012-12-28 11:45:14 AM  
Here is a conspiracy theory question:

Why has the right wing been main-streaming conspiracy theories in their media?

It used to be that whacked out conspiracies, baseless innuendo, and alien abduction stories were to be found in the tabloids - Enquiring minds want to know.

Steve Benin points out that Clinton's recent announcements negate whatever theories the nuts have about Clinton faking her recent health problems. But boy does their media like to promote crackpot theories:

"Referencing Rogin's fine list, it's unclear whether the New York Post, the Daily Caller, hosts on Fox News's evening shows, Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.), the conservative website Pajamas Media, the Investors' Business Daily website, conservative blogger Lucianne Goldberg, and others are prepared to apologize for spreading the so-called "concussiongate" nonsense."
 
2012-12-28 11:45:26 AM  
CSB time: I met her at an embassy function in Dakar in August. She looked more exhausted than any human being I've ever met. And at that time I was working with poor African subsistence farmers who lived in the bush, never got medical care, and died of old age at 50. 

Also, her hands were like butter they were so soft and smooth. That women may or may not have recently had a stroke, but she absolutely has the most overly moisturized hands I've ever felt. It was almost disturbing. Everyone at the function who shook hands with her was talking about it afterwards.
 
2012-12-28 11:46:54 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: odinsposse: d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.

Evidence just gets in the way. For Republicans feelings are all the proof you need.

I just proved it douche. Project much?


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M-G
2012-12-28 11:46:55 AM  

2wolves: HIPPA, you dolts.


Actually, it's HIPAA......
 
2012-12-28 11:50:01 AM  
Assomeone with a concussion who hasn't done anything in two months, leave her the fark alone already. It's a concussion.
 
2012-12-28 11:54:58 AM  

Il Douchey: Aww, leave Hilly alone.  Can't you see that she's completely exhausted!  Poor thing has been trapesing around the last four years in her big-boy pants, pressing reset buttons, wearing dark glasses in dimly lit planes, searching desperately for something she can call an accomplishment.  She's trying very hard; and she cares, she really cares.  But no, you people just keep harping on about the murders, the cover up, the lies.  Can't you see this poor gal has the vapors?  She's overwhelmed! Let's just move on and forget all this silly talk of testifying under oath.


What an incredibly appropriate alias!
 
2012-12-28 11:55:56 AM  

GAT_00: You really need to see a psychologist, because you are clearly insane. Seriously, you're a raving nutter who sees conspiracy theories everywhere, and you're exactly the kind of person who goes on shooting sprees. If you happen to read this in a lucid moment, please check yourself into a mental hospital.


It's the standard argument template anymore.

I was listening to a left-leaning Sirius/XM talk show yesterday on my way home, and the host and guest were discussing gun control. On this rare occasion, the host was letting the guest present a dissenting argument, at length. One of the points this guest was making was that we have had some form of gun control laws for quite some time, yet scientific studies have not proven their effectiveness. The host concluded it was at least a fair point, but couldn't resist floating the idea that the lack of conclusive evidence was because the NRA was somehow blocking all such studies.

And there it was. We've staked out sides on these issues with religious-grade conviction, and any data presented that contradicts our worldview is just proof of a conspiracy.
 
2012-12-28 11:56:57 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: d23: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: They gave Hillary's concussion a name. Alcoholism.

If you have evidence of this then let's see it.

Psychology Today:Hillary Enters Rehab


You do realize that article is satire, right?

Frackin' Poe's Law has been messin with my head more and more lately.
 
2012-12-28 11:57:39 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne:
I just proved it douche. Project much?


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2012-12-28 11:58:46 AM  

HairBolus: Why has the right wing been main-streaming conspiracy theories in their media?


One has to appreciate at least some of the irony in this stupid issue that Hillary Clinton herself is no stranger to advancing speculation about vast, partisan conspiracies.
 
2012-12-28 12:02:45 PM  

GoldSpider: GAT_00: You really need to see a psychologist, because you are clearly insane. Seriously, you're a raving nutter who sees conspiracy theories everywhere, and you're exactly the kind of person who goes on shooting sprees. If you happen to read this in a lucid moment, please check yourself into a mental hospital.

It's the standard argument template anymore.

I was listening to a left-leaning Sirius/XM talk show yesterday on my way home, and the host and guest were discussing gun control. On this rare occasion, the host was letting the guest present a dissenting argument, at length. One of the points this guest was making was that we have had some form of gun control laws for quite some time, yet scientific studies have not proven their effectiveness. The host concluded it was at least a fair point, but couldn't resist floating the idea that the lack of conclusive evidence was because the NRA was somehow blocking all such studies.

And there it was. We've staked out sides on these issues with religious-grade conviction, and any data presented that contradicts our worldview is just proof of a conspiracy.


That's not a conspiracy theory, that's part of what the NRA does.
 
2012-12-28 12:05:05 PM  

Teufelaffe: That's not a conspiracy theory, that's part of what the NRA does.


Yes, that was part of the host's argument as well, which is plausible except for the fact that it only dealt with CDC funding. There is no way the NRA could lobby to block independent research.
 
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