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7609 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Dec 2012 at 1:05 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-28 01:35:45 PM  
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One time, when I was in high school, a deputy sheriff caught me and the girlfriend going at it in the front seat of my car.
As he was shining the flashlight on our naked asses, he said: "Boy... I hope you know I'm next."
I looked back at him and said: "Cool. I never farked a cop before."

/Try the veal...
2012-12-28 10:17:30 AM  
2 votes:
Glad to see they covered the back of a Volkswagen.
2012-12-28 02:54:15 PM  
1 votes:
It's pretty easy when you are alone in the car.

/keeping an eye on the local daycare center right now
2012-12-28 02:45:59 PM  
1 votes:

slayer199: In high school, I had sex with my girlfriend in the front seat of a Ford Escort.  There's no freaking way I could have sex in my new car (2013 Mini Cooper JCW Coupe):

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Wife and I are fairly sure we conceived our first kid in the back seat of her 1991 Escort GT.
2012-12-28 02:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
Had a threesome in the back of my old Mazda B2000 pickup truck (with a cap).... although I had brought plenty of blankets, cushions, and pillows for the occasion. We parked in the middle of a cul de sac where some big houses were under construction. Nobody bothered us and a good time was had by all.

Eighteen years later and I'm still friends with one of those girls. :D
2012-12-28 02:01:56 PM  
1 votes:
Good luck with that.
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2012-12-28 01:59:54 PM  
1 votes:

Moroning: This is for short people, right!?! I'm six foot and farking in a VW Rabbit caused all kinds of muscles to cramp; and not in a good way.


6' 4" and managed the back seat of an SL1. You got to want it.
2012-12-28 11:34:53 AM  
1 votes:
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Ha ha, did that in high school ('68 Beetle), and I'm 6'1".
 
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