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2012-12-28 10:26:10 PM

old_toole: I drove a '73 Pinto hatchback in high school, but I never got laid in it.
I always wondered why. Why???


I had a '72 Pinto in high school.  Yes, you can get laid in it.  Put the front seats forward and push her against the back of the seat.
 
2012-12-28 10:26:53 PM
Yes, at one time I would fark any slut in my car.  I was a teenager.  I would fark anyone, anytime, anywhere because I was a teenager.
 
2012-12-28 10:51:58 PM
6'0", '91 Geo Storm. [√]
 
2012-12-28 10:58:25 PM

OgreMagi: I have too much class to fark some slut in the car and I make enough to get a hotel room.  Besides, my car is a Miata.  I don't care what the article said, it can't be done.


It can - you sit on the console, she squats astride with hands on roll bar or windscreen - top down, of course.
 
2012-12-28 10:59:24 PM

Boojum2k: I guess it depends on the partner.


It ALWAYS depends on partner - back seat of a '90-something Delta88
 
2012-12-28 11:08:52 PM

dionysusaur: Boojum2k: I guess it depends on the partner.

It ALWAYS depends on partner - back seat of a '90-something Delta88


Truth. With the GN I was getting young ladies with a taste for speed and little experience. Fun but meh.
That first time (and several times thereafter) in the PT though, single mom, looked like a hot Rosie the Riveter, well damn. . .
/good times
 
2012-12-29 12:03:01 AM
I told Mrs. Simusid that my new Z4 was not officially a "mid life crisis car" until we had sex in it.
It is not a mid life crisis car.
 
2012-12-29 02:41:27 AM

The Muthaship: How do you like it?


Love it.  It's the most fun I've ever had driving a car.
 
2012-12-29 09:40:05 AM

Boojum2k: dionysusaur: Boojum2k: I guess it depends on the partner.

It ALWAYS depends on partner - back seat of a '90-something Delta88

Truth. With the GN I was getting young ladies with a taste for speed and little experience. Fun but meh.
That first time (and several times thereafter) in the PT though, single mom, looked like a hot Rosie the Riveter, well damn. . .
/good times


We were both grown-ups taking nooners where and when we could. So good I married her.
 
2012-12-29 05:22:29 PM

rogue49: ...see the key is when you're having your girlfriend riding astride while you're driving down the highway...

is NOT that you can't see...that can be worked around

but...it's making sure when you cum, not to put your foot down TOO hard on the accelerator.


Lol, I could just see the conversation now:

Cop: So, why were you going 90 in a 60 zone?

Farker: Ummm...I sneezed...alot... yeah, thats it. No farking going on here...promise. ::zips up pants::

Cop: O.o
 
2012-12-29 06:37:24 PM
Pfft, I drove a '70s Ford LTD ex cop car, If its in the Kama Sutra you had room for it in that car
 
2012-12-29 08:14:19 PM
OgreMagi: .  Besides, my car is a Miata.  I don't care what the article said, it can't be done.

Have you ever tried a midget or a gymnist? because I think they could prove your statement wrong
 
2012-12-29 08:19:31 PM

Oldiron_79: OgreMagi: .  Besides, my car is a Miata.  I don't care what the article said, it can't be done.

Have you ever tried a midget or a gymnist? because I think they could prove your statement wrong


Get me a gymnist and I will test your theory.
 
2012-12-29 08:34:30 PM
OgreMagi: Oldiron_79: OgreMagi: .  Besides, my car is a Miata.  I don't care what the article said, it can't be done.

Have you ever tried a midget or a gymnist? because I think they could prove your statement wrong

Get me a gymnist and I will test your theory.


LOL ok you got me, I don't have a gymnist laying around ready to fark people at my command so I can't take you up on that offer.

Also welcome to my favs list.
 
2012-12-29 11:09:46 PM
My s-10 blazer just had a way of convincing girls to get naked. That truck was so awesome.

Hmm, I know what I'll be thinking about while clubbing the baby seal tonight.
 
2012-12-30 02:02:32 AM

stonelotus: how short thy memory oh Internet.


I see your Haynes Carma Sutra, and raise you some Damaskas, 1979-style.

There are other things that we can do,
But only if you're tired of getting scr-atched (yeah, people couldn't even say "screwed" on the radio back then.)
Honk the horn real good,
And you'll wake the neighborhood,
And they'll have a marvelous view,
Making love in a Subaru, my friend,
Making love in a Subaru!
 
2012-12-31 04:51:57 PM
How would you have sex in a Hot Wheels car?

Seriously (not actually) here is a very rude Aussie song about the very activity mentioned in this thread.

For newbies to the Aussie slang, rooting = farking, ute = pickup truck

Check out Kevin Bloody Wilson's other Youtube songs, they are awesome! (but not for your Aunty Ethel)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMEj8Tc_SmY
 
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