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(Deadspin)   Hideki Matsui will now have more time at home to enjoy his massive porn collection   (deadspin.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Hideki Matsui, Drew Magary, cultural institutions, League Championship Series, Rays  
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2793 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Dec 2012 at 10:27 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-28 10:31:47 AM  
So the trick to getting more headlines approved is to copy TFA's headline verbatim?
 
2012-12-28 10:32:38 AM  
Goes back to RTFA, I stand corrected... but still!!
 
2012-12-28 10:36:33 AM  
He was always thinking about getting to second base.
 
2012-12-28 10:39:44 AM  
55,000 videos? Holy crap, he must have Popeye forearms.
 
2012-12-28 10:45:40 AM  
What a man enjoying his massive porn collection may look like.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-12-28 10:47:15 AM  
*tip of the cap*

*spit*
 
2012-12-28 10:48:11 AM  
Game 6

/Thanks for the memories, Godzilla
 
2012-12-28 11:03:29 AM  
I thought it was so he could spend more time with his wife?
assets.nydailynews.com
/hot as that sketch
 
2012-12-28 11:09:24 AM  
That pic is just utterly perfect for the article. Bravo, Deadspin.
 
2012-12-28 11:14:14 AM  
classy guy
 
2012-12-28 11:24:12 AM  
Insert "Me So Rorny" pic
 
2012-12-28 11:28:49 AM  
FTFA: ...our own Drew Magary tried once tried to figure out if Matsui could have possibly watched all of those videos, and decided that he had probably just watched each one for a few seconds.


ignoring the mistake, that's kind of funny. And it's Deadspin! World ended 7 days ago, folks.
 
2012-12-28 11:35:18 AM  
Only 55,000? Pfft, amateur.
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-28 12:11:28 PM  
amateur.
 
2012-12-28 12:29:41 PM  
Livin' the dream, man.

sigh...livin' the dream.
 
2012-12-28 12:52:39 PM  
Does he have the Yu Darvish gay sex tape?
 
2012-12-28 01:47:59 PM  
I'm with him. I love my massive porn collection. I've done the math. If you assume I'm gonna fap once a day and it takes 15 minutes each time. It will take me over 35 years to see it all.
 
2012-12-28 05:19:41 PM  

dwade: I'm with him. I love my massive porn collection. I've done the math. If you assume I'm gonna fap once a day and it takes 15 minutes each time. It will take me over 35 years to see it all.


Yeah but the rate of movies that dont quite do it for you get fast forwarded through and then deleted for being a waste of time might cut down the number of videos by 1/3, plus the guy is a pro.

/so he has that going for him, which is nice
 
2012-12-29 06:52:06 AM  
Tapes? Like you put on gifts? I don't get it.

/Boom-chicka-wa-wa
 
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