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(WTSP)   If you are the owner of this 800 pound, bronze gorilla, some guy named Ryan would like to talk to you   (wtsp.com) divider line 25
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2012-12-28 12:57:14 PM  
Is Ryan the first name of Mr. Peebles?
 
2012-12-28 01:02:49 PM  
What a poorly written article.
 
2012-12-28 01:03:34 PM  
The Hooters Swimsuit pageant link is nice, though.
 
2012-12-28 01:05:33 PM  
"He says he was just walking his dog when he started growling"

And what did the dog do ? .
 
2012-12-28 01:08:28 PM  
Would have been interesting if it had shown up at a scrap dealer. To get the monkey off the back of the finder, as it were.
 
2012-12-28 01:09:55 PM  

NutWrench: The Hooters Swimsuit pageant link is nice, though.


Way more interesting than the article
 
2012-12-28 01:17:41 PM  
Hmm..free round of drinks?
Dragged to his buddy's place easily on a pile of leaves?

I call shennanigans, and I suspect they stole it after a night of binging from the hotel, and now just want to give it back.
 
2012-12-28 01:38:17 PM  
It looks like nobody in the room wants to address it.
 
2012-12-28 01:39:59 PM  

Coloman: Hmm..free round of drinks?
Dragged to his buddy's place easily on a pile of leaves?

I call shennanigans, and I suspect they stole it after a night of binging from the hotel, and now just want to give it back.


The slide does rock for moving horrific awful heavy things. My BIL taught me this when we relocated a mongo weight fireplace. Two really fat guys sliding a fireplace must have been good amusement for the neighbors.
 
2012-12-28 01:41:26 PM  
So where does it sit?
 
2012-12-28 01:45:44 PM  

duffblue: What a poorly written article.


I thought I was having a stroke for a minute.
 
2012-12-28 02:11:05 PM  
I read "booze gorilla". Which made me think of booze. Which made me think.

Someone should send me weed.

Now I'm thinking of a drunk and high gorilla.
 
2012-12-28 02:14:09 PM  

megarian: I read "booze gorilla". Which made me think of booze. Which made me think.

Someone should send me weed.

Now I'm thinking of a drunk and high gorilla.


*made me think...

iPhone fail.
 
2012-12-28 02:31:56 PM  
The guy at the end of the clip moved 800 pounds like it was 8 pounds.
 
2012-12-28 02:38:37 PM  

duffblue: What a poorly written article.

 
2012-12-28 02:52:04 PM  
Some more fantastic Floridian newspaper writing.  What hotel?  Who says it is worth $5000?  Where was the gorilla found?  On a road?  Which road?  When was it found?  How did it get there - are we going with the fell off a pickup truck theory?  How do we know the hotel reported it stolen?  Stolen by whom?  Stolen when?  What did this one guy do with the stolen gorilla for three weeks - keep it on his steps?  Who is this Ryan guy?

This is why we have the florida tag, folks.
 
2012-12-28 03:15:18 PM  
...anywhere it wants?

Wait, what was the question?
 
2012-12-28 03:36:42 PM  
If only there were some form of adhesive... but, like, really STRONG adhesive that could keep said statue in place.
 
2012-12-28 03:37:21 PM  

Optimus Primate: duffblue: What a poorly written article.


SlothB77: This is why we have the florida tag, folks.


^^ these
 
2012-12-28 03:38:33 PM  

megarian: megarian: I read "booze gorilla". Which made me think of booze. Which made me think.

Someone should send me weed.

Now I'm thinking of a drunk and high gorilla.

*made me think...

iPhone fail.


I'm totally changing my screen name to Booze Gorilla.
 
2012-12-28 03:51:59 PM  
Man you steal an 800 lb Bronze Gorilla for some monkey love once and people never let you live it down.
 
2012-12-28 03:55:58 PM  

KidneyStone: megarian: megarian: I read "booze gorilla". Which made me think of booze. Which made me think.

Someone should send me weed.

Now I'm thinking of a drunk and high gorilla.

*made me think...

iPhone fail.

I'm totally changing my screen name to Booze Gorilla.


Goddamnit you beat me to it.
 
2012-12-28 04:18:29 PM  
After belting the beginning (of many) home brew beers, I believe the article made perfect sense!

/home brew!
 
2012-12-28 05:33:46 PM  
Florida. So there's no risk of freezing the brass balls off of it, then
 
2012-12-28 06:07:55 PM  
That article wasn't written by a human.
 
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