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(Canoe)   If you run a toy store and pay a clerk $60,000 to be your kinky sex slave, you can eventually expect a lawsuit   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 17
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2012-12-28 12:27:30 PM
3 votes:
She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.
2012-12-28 03:18:35 PM
2 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.


Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now they are threatening to kick her out. He puts on his cape, transforms into Captain Saveahoe and runs to the bank to withdraw her rent money. That night she blows him while holding a candle to his nuts and he falls in love.

Its really a classic love story.
2012-12-28 12:57:00 PM
2 votes:
That's actually pretty cheap when you think about it $60,000 is a big number, until you remember that it was paid as a yearly wage. Then also the fact that she was doing a job for him still. She might not have made the best store manager but she was still working for the money. I note that it says he did pay a few other expenses for her, but even still, it probably didn't work out to be an obscene amount of money. How much would he have needed to pay for a prostitute for year round service? Probably a lot more than he was paying this woman. Plus the prostitute wouldn't also manage his toy store for him.

Sounds like this guy had figure out a pretty smart deal for himself. Depending on what she looked like of course.
2012-12-28 12:26:46 PM
2 votes:
Isn't she admitting to having been a prostitute?
2012-12-28 09:46:14 AM
2 votes:
If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.
2012-12-29 12:33:04 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if it is OK to simply post a Help Wanted Ad for a Sex Slave

Salary $60K
Medical, Dental, 401K
Must be Female and Cute between the age of 18 and 24
No Fat Chicks!
Interview may involve farking.
2012-12-28 03:26:42 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.

Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now t ...


Dude, that shiat is better than 50 Shades of Gray. You should totally go into writing softcore porn for the ladies.
2012-12-28 02:19:53 PM
1 votes:

filter: DROxINxTHExWIND: Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.

Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.

I'd fark her. I married a woman I supervised in a pro office. farked the woman she replaced as well. Had a woman quit before her because I would NOT fark her. farked a manager from a major competitor as well.


I hate to spoil your csb but most of us on fark have also farked women. Even some of the dudes. What I don't believe is that you refused free sex. The most delusionally narcissistic man in the world who truly thinks he is dogs gift to women would still never pass on free pussy. It's ingrained into our DNA just like wiping our dicks off on the curtains after sex when she doesn't offer a towel or kleenex.

/riiiiiiiiilly disappointed in the lack of helpful pics of what a $60,000+ per year whore looks like
2012-12-28 01:54:52 PM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com

I think we've found and eager replacement
2012-12-28 01:48:54 PM
1 votes:
The sound of one hand clapping:  I note that it says he did pay a few other expenses for her, but even still, it probably didn't work out to be an obscene amount of money.

He paid her rent.  And this is New York City, we're talking about.  As I understand it, the rent  is "too damn high!"

The sound of one hand clapping:  How much would he have needed to pay for a prostitute for year round service?

You don't pay a prostitute for her "service".  You pay her to leave when you're done.

The sound of one hand clapping:Plus the prostitute wouldn't also manage his toy store for him.

 You don't know that.
2012-12-28 12:52:57 PM
1 votes:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit.

Is there another link that says that? Because if he fired her, this seems cut and dired to me.

/Loves the 'slinky sex slave' comment.
//My slinky would just take one step and just lie there until I prodded it, then it would take another step and just lie there again.
///Wouldn't pay sixty grand a year for that, or six bucks, for that matter.


Nah, what he's saying is that she quit the sex slave job.
See it starts out as girl works toystore job. Manager says "I'll pay you $60k plus extras for you to be my sex slave." Girl says ok and they do their thing for a while. Girl gets tired of the sex slave bit and says "No more" so dude fires her from the toy store job.

They're both in the wrong,her for basically being a prostitute, dude for soliciting her but dude is in the wrong just a bit more IMO due to firing her from the normal job. Just because she quit the sex slave bit doesn't mean he should have fired her from her legit job. Dude shoulda known that kinda thing would bring a lawsuit.
2012-12-28 12:40:09 PM
1 votes:
So.......she provided a service and accepted compensation. When she cut off the services he cut off compensation. I have no pity for her. She knew what she was doing from beginning to end.
2012-12-28 12:36:23 PM
1 votes:
Talk about your*OW* mis-fit toys.
2012-12-28 12:34:52 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.
2012-12-28 12:26:38 PM
1 votes:
$60 grand a year and rent paid? I guess still cheaper than marriage.
2012-12-28 12:24:17 PM
1 votes:
"Was that wrong. Should I not have done that..."
2012-12-28 10:47:02 AM
1 votes:

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


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What a kinky slinky may look like.
 
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