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2012-12-28 09:46:14 AM  
If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.
 
2012-12-28 10:31:51 AM  

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


Go on...
 
2012-12-28 10:47:02 AM  

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


www.webaddict.co.za
What a kinky slinky may look like.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:51 AM  
It never turns out like the book, does it?
 
2012-12-28 11:55:29 AM  
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-12-28 12:00:23 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-28 12:22:58 PM  
Talk about useless without pics. I REALLY want to see what $60,000 buys in the way of a sex slave these days.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:17 PM  
"Was that wrong. Should I not have done that..."
 
2012-12-28 12:24:27 PM  
The boss promoted her from $10-per-hour wage slave to store manager and sex slave, at a salary of $60,000, when the hanky-panky began back in March, according to the lawsuit cited by the newspaper. Reis also allegedly paid Reyes' rent and other expenses.

Reyes claims she was fired on Aug. 29 after she tried to end the relationship.


You had a good run, Job Creator.
 
2012-12-28 12:25:04 PM  
The boss promoted her from $10-per-hour wage slave to store manager and sex slave, at a salary of $60,000...

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-12-28 12:25:10 PM  
So $60,000 was all fine and dandy to be a sex slave until the sex got rough?

Call it a draw, part your separate ways.
 
2012-12-28 12:25:20 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about useless without pics. I REALLY want to see what $60,000 buys in the way of a sex slave these days.


www.nypost.com
 
2012-12-28 12:26:09 PM  
www.chud.com

Witnesses were reportedly hiding in little houses, preparing for grand theft.

E.F. Duncan, you dirty old man.
 
2012-12-28 12:26:38 PM  
$60 grand a year and rent paid? I guess still cheaper than marriage.
 
2012-12-28 12:26:46 PM  
Isn't she admitting to having been a prostitute?
 
2012-12-28 12:27:01 PM  
Yeah, the sweet spot seems to be around $73K.

At least that's what I hear. You know, around. From people.
 
2012-12-28 12:27:17 PM  
Battle of the Reyes/Reis - es
 
2012-12-28 12:27:30 PM  
She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.
 
2012-12-28 12:27:56 PM  
What kind of toy store?
Call it product testing.
 
2012-12-28 12:28:55 PM  

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.
 
2012-12-28 12:30:08 PM  
FTA: 50 Shades-like sex relationship, reports the New York Daily News. "I was fine with the kinky sex, in fact I enjoyed much of it but it was the tortured metaphors and poor grammar that finally turned me off."
 
2012-12-28 12:31:09 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


this.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:22 PM  

deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.


If I end up having that fricken song stuck in my head all day, I am gonna hurt you.
 
2012-12-28 12:32:14 PM  
Funny how she took the money when it was going her way.
 
2012-12-28 12:32:39 PM  
So this guy has never hear of Prostitutes and the valuable service they could have provided him.
 
2012-12-28 12:33:14 PM  
 
2012-12-28 12:33:20 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
where does he get those wonderful toys
 
2012-12-28 12:34:02 PM  
Pro tip: if you want to **** your employee, step 1 is find them a good job NOT working for you, at which point you're free and clear to be their sugar daddy.
 
2012-12-28 12:34:39 PM  
This is precisely why you have a contract. Both parties sign the contract and every detail is spelled out without any question about what is acceptable and what is not.

/a safe word is a must

That is all
 
2012-12-28 12:34:52 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.
 
2012-12-28 12:36:03 PM  
Tickle Me Amanda.
 
2012-12-28 12:36:23 PM  
Talk about your*OW* mis-fit toys.
 
2012-12-28 12:38:06 PM  
what no link to her facebook?

Slackers ;)
 
2012-12-28 12:40:09 PM  
So.......she provided a service and accepted compensation. When she cut off the services he cut off compensation. I have no pity for her. She knew what she was doing from beginning to end.
 
2012-12-28 12:41:35 PM  

Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.


Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.
 
2012-12-28 12:41:57 PM  

mrlewish: Funny how she took the money when it was going her way.




I wonder what their arrangement was? Sex for the whole year? She gets all that money, plays ball for a bit and once it gets a bit kinky she backs out. Should have put the whole thing down on paper and make her sign that shiat.
 
2012-12-28 12:42:22 PM  

uncleacid: Tickle Me Amanda.


Amanda Hugankiss?
 
2012-12-28 12:43:36 PM  
Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-28 12:43:39 PM  
if she's into that it's fine though. Just have a good safe word.
 
2012-12-28 12:44:39 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit.


Is there another link that says that? Because if he fired her, this seems cut and dired to me.

/Loves the 'slinky sex slave' comment.
//My slinky would just take one step and just lie there until I prodded it, then it would take another step and just lie there again.
///Wouldn't pay sixty grand a year for that, or six bucks, for that matter.
 
2012-12-28 12:45:47 PM  

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.
 
2012-12-28 12:47:55 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.

Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.


Yeah you are right, she's hardly blameless, but OTOH it seems like he chaanged the rules midstream.  While she may have been okay farking the boss, the whips and chains may not have been part of the original deal and it ain't exactly fair that she was then in a postion of "accept the new situation ofr lose your job"

/once had a secretary with an equally fine posterior in my first adult job at a courthouse
//ended up putting her over my knee in the judge we both worked for  private chambers
///Cannot believe I was ever, so young, horny and stupid
 
2012-12-28 12:47:59 PM  

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


Well no, YOU can't get paid. Everyone else can though.

Except me.

And maybe that fat guy over there.
 
2012-12-28 12:48:40 PM  
Mr. Magorium has fallen so far since his movie... :(
 
rka
2012-12-28 12:50:04 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?

This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.


The story was from New York City.
 
2012-12-28 12:52:57 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit.

Is there another link that says that? Because if he fired her, this seems cut and dired to me.

/Loves the 'slinky sex slave' comment.
//My slinky would just take one step and just lie there until I prodded it, then it would take another step and just lie there again.
///Wouldn't pay sixty grand a year for that, or six bucks, for that matter.


Nah, what he's saying is that she quit the sex slave job.
See it starts out as girl works toystore job. Manager says "I'll pay you $60k plus extras for you to be my sex slave." Girl says ok and they do their thing for a while. Girl gets tired of the sex slave bit and says "No more" so dude fires her from the toy store job.

They're both in the wrong,her for basically being a prostitute, dude for soliciting her but dude is in the wrong just a bit more IMO due to firing her from the normal job. Just because she quit the sex slave bit doesn't mean he should have fired her from her legit job. Dude shoulda known that kinda thing would bring a lawsuit.
 
2012-12-28 12:53:20 PM  

Theaetetus: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

[www.webaddict.co.za image 331x366]
What a kinky slinky may look like.


Fap?
 
2012-12-28 12:54:19 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.


I see what you did there.

'Canadians are the people who came to North America and said, "We'll take the frozen part."' - John Stewart
 
2012-12-28 12:55:37 PM  
She was "forced to engage in increasing acts of 'rough' sexual activities, including hitting, slapping and biting," This started 9 months ago....something smells like a used sex toy here....

"Forced"? That's rape, not harrassment. But she doens't want to lock the guy up. She just wants some money.

Sounds like she was farking the boss and that never ends well.
 
2012-12-28 12:57:00 PM  
That's actually pretty cheap when you think about it $60,000 is a big number, until you remember that it was paid as a yearly wage. Then also the fact that she was doing a job for him still. She might not have made the best store manager but she was still working for the money. I note that it says he did pay a few other expenses for her, but even still, it probably didn't work out to be an obscene amount of money. How much would he have needed to pay for a prostitute for year round service? Probably a lot more than he was paying this woman. Plus the prostitute wouldn't also manage his toy store for him.

Sounds like this guy had figure out a pretty smart deal for himself. Depending on what she looked like of course.
 
2012-12-28 12:58:45 PM  

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


No, you can't.

/me neither
 
2012-12-28 12:59:48 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?

This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.


In what province is New York City's Fantastic Kids Toys located ?
 
2012-12-28 01:02:29 PM  

Magorn: Yeah you are right, she's hardly blameless, but OTOH it seems like he chaanged the rules midstream.  While she may have been okay farking the boss, the whips and chains may not have been part of the original deal and it ain't exactly fair that she was then in a postion of "accept the new situation ofr lose your job"

/once had ...


Well, don't allow me to act like I just came out of the womb knowing shiat. I had to live and learn too. Had a former work fling go batshiat insane on me. After we had sex she started with displays of affection in the office, cutting her eyes at other female co-workers who dared to speak to me, and loudly planning vacations and weekend getaways with me around other co-workers. Exactly two weeks after we had protected sex she informed me that she was pregnant and she was going to name the baby DROxINxTHExWIND so that he'd know the father who didn't want to be around his mother.

It was one of the craziest things I'd ever dealt with. Long story short, she wasn't pregnant. By the grace of a higher power, she was reassigned to another division of the company where we didn't see one another. I left that job in 2005 and havent seen her since.
 
2012-12-28 01:02:31 PM  

Brick-House: deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.

If I end up having that fricken song stuck in my head all day, I am gonna hurt you.


TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!

/alone, or in pairs
 
2012-12-28 01:03:58 PM  
Approves with this man's mindset

/hotlinked
 
2012-12-28 01:07:14 PM  
So getting promoted and wage increase for sex is OK but getting fired for refusing sex is not?
 
2012-12-28 01:13:34 PM  

splat the whale: Brick-House: deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.

If I end up having that fricken song stuck in my head all day, I am gonna hurt you.

TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!

/alone, or in pairs


/its big. its heavy. its wood.
 
2012-12-28 01:15:15 PM  

Brick-House: So this guy has never hear of Prostitutes and the valuable service they could have provided him.


Obviously he has. He was paying 60k to one for full time service.
 
2012-12-28 01:17:58 PM  
What, exactly, does this woman have to complain about?
 
2012-12-28 01:19:38 PM  

deamonbutterfly: splat the whale: Brick-House: deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.

If I end up having that fricken song stuck in my head all day, I am gonna hurt you.

TOOOOOOOOOO LATE!!!!!

/alone, or in pairs

/its big. its heavy. its wood.


It's Log, it's Log, it's better than bad it's good!
 
2012-12-28 01:21:49 PM  
c300221.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2012-12-28 01:25:19 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.

Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.


I'd fark her. I married a woman I supervised in a pro office. farked the woman she replaced as well. Had a woman quit before her because I would NOT fark her. farked a manager from a major competitor as well.
 
2012-12-28 01:29:26 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


HMMM. Can you sue because you got fired because you stopped sucking the bosses dick? That sounds like perfectly reasonable grounds for termination to me.

But seriously if this guy was smart he would have waited until she made a major fark up or a string of fark ups, in her job duties to fire her. Judging by the fact that she was a $10/hr worker before she made the scholarly decision to become this man's paid sex toy, I'm thinking this would have happened fairly quickly.
 
2012-12-28 01:29:51 PM  

not5am: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

this.

 
2012-12-28 01:31:05 PM  
HOOKERS:cheaper than wives or employees since adam
 
2012-12-28 01:33:51 PM  
DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...
 
2012-12-28 01:40:48 PM  

deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.


I like "Musical PassThe Pickle."

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-28 01:42:23 PM  

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


Yes, I can.  YOU, on the other hand.....
 
2012-12-28 01:46:56 PM  

Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...


I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.
 
2012-12-28 01:48:54 PM  
The sound of one hand clapping:  I note that it says he did pay a few other expenses for her, but even still, it probably didn't work out to be an obscene amount of money.

He paid her rent.  And this is New York City, we're talking about.  As I understand it, the rent  is "too damn high!"

The sound of one hand clapping:  How much would he have needed to pay for a prostitute for year round service?

You don't pay a prostitute for her "service".  You pay her to leave when you're done.

The sound of one hand clapping:Plus the prostitute wouldn't also manage his toy store for him.

 You don't know that.
 
2012-12-28 01:51:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.


You write really good fiction.
 
2012-12-28 01:52:30 PM  

ongbok: HMMM. Can you sue because you got fired because you stopped sucking the bosses dick? That sounds like perfectly reasonable grounds for termination to me.

But seriously if this guy was smart he would have waited until she made a major fark up or a string of fark ups, in her job duties to fire her. Judging by the fact that she was a $10/hr worker before she made the scholarly decision to become this man's paid sex toy, I'm thinking this would have happened fairly quickly.



he also paid her bills on top of the promotion, so she sounds like she was smart enough to know what she was doing.
 
2012-12-28 01:53:29 PM  

doczoidberg: What, exactly, does this woman have to complain about?


He was a lousy playmate. He toyed with her emotions. Often he would hold her over his head, shaking her like a Etch-A-Sketch. She thought he was a real Yo-Yo. She felt he made a Monopoly of her time. But such is Life. If she didn't be the Barbie to his Ken she should not have let him play in her Easy Bake Oven.
 
2012-12-28 01:54:52 PM  
i2.listal.com

I think we've found and eager replacement
 
2012-12-28 01:56:41 PM  

not5am: ongbok: HMMM. Can you sue because you got fired because you stopped sucking the bosses dick? That sounds like perfectly reasonable grounds for termination to me.

But seriously if this guy was smart he would have waited until she made a major fark up or a string of fark ups, in her job duties to fire her. Judging by the fact that she was a $10/hr worker before she made the scholarly decision to become this man's paid sex toy, I'm thinking this would have happened fairly quickly.


he also paid her bills on top of the promotion, so she sounds like she was smart enough to know what she was doing.


But dumb enough not to know when she decided to end it, that the money would also stop.

It doesn't take much money to get a lonely man to give you money for sex. If she was smart she would have managed to get the job and all of her bills paid without having to sleep with him.
 
2012-12-28 01:59:42 PM  
ongbok:
But dumb smart enough not to know when she decided to end it, that the money would also stop she could get a lump-sum from a lawsuit.
 
2012-12-28 02:04:21 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.


Kidding to a point.  Bosses who abuse their power by luring needy women in and farking them, trapping them into their job and relationship are Grade A - bungholes.  TRUE skanks - ones who like to fark, are good at farking, and fark their bosses for their own pleasure or gain - are the ones that I'm talking about.  Viva' la skanks!
 
2012-12-28 02:10:11 PM  
If I recall correctly, the federal laws regarding workplace sexual harassment only apply to businesses with 5 or more employees.
 
2012-12-28 02:10:39 PM  

RaisedOnATARI: So $60,000 was all fine and dandy to be a sex slave until the sex got rough?

Call it a draw, part your separate ways.


THIS. I can't get behind either of these idiots.
 
2012-12-28 02:18:32 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ongbok:
But dumb smart enough not to know when she decided to end it, that the money would also stop she could get a lump-sum from a lawsuit.


hah, that's not going to happen. she has no case. her only leverage was continuing to keep her mouth shut for a settlement.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:53 PM  

filter: DROxINxTHExWIND: Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.

Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.

I'd fark her. I married a woman I supervised in a pro office. farked the woman she replaced as well. Had a woman quit before her because I would NOT fark her. farked a manager from a major competitor as well.


I hate to spoil your csb but most of us on fark have also farked women. Even some of the dudes. What I don't believe is that you refused free sex. The most delusionally narcissistic man in the world who truly thinks he is dogs gift to women would still never pass on free pussy. It's ingrained into our DNA just like wiping our dicks off on the curtains after sex when she doesn't offer a towel or kleenex.

/riiiiiiiiilly disappointed in the lack of helpful pics of what a $60,000+ per year whore looks like
 
2012-12-28 02:21:01 PM  
 
2012-12-28 02:27:55 PM  

garandman1a: "Was that wrong. Should I not have done that..."


Came for this quote, but deducting one point for not actually posting the image. 9/10.
 
2012-12-28 02:40:59 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Google images provide = parts of fail and win.


A more specific gis
 
2012-12-28 02:52:28 PM  

madcan34: vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?

Well no, YOU can't get paid. Everyone else can though.

Except me.

And maybe that fat guy over there.


Hey, watch who you're calling fat.
 
2012-12-28 02:54:46 PM  
Ha, surprised to not see this yet:
www.thefilmyap.com
/Hot like a sex slave
 
2012-12-28 02:55:56 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.


Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.
 
2012-12-28 02:59:22 PM  

God--: [i2.listal.com image 600x399]

I think we've found and eager replacement


Eager, or not, I'd pay her $171,926.18. As long as she says yes.

Why $171,926.18? Because my financial advisor is an idiot, that's why!
 
2012-12-28 03:18:35 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.


Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now they are threatening to kick her out. He puts on his cape, transforms into Captain Saveahoe and runs to the bank to withdraw her rent money. That night she blows him while holding a candle to his nuts and he falls in love.

Its really a classic love story.
 
2012-12-28 03:26:42 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.

Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now t ...


Dude, that shiat is better than 50 Shades of Gray. You should totally go into writing softcore porn for the ladies.
 
2012-12-28 03:29:14 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.

Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now t ...


"Captain Saveahoe" would be a great Fark handle.
 
2012-12-28 03:35:53 PM  

God--: [i2.listal.com image 600x399]

I think we've found and eager replacement


Came here for this. Thank you. ;-)

//Richard Pryor is a close second. Thanks for that too. :-)
 
2012-12-28 03:42:15 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: FuryOfFirestorm: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fark In The Duck: DROxINxTHExWIND: ...skank who was farking the boss.

You say, "...skank who was farking the boss" like it's a bad thing...

I know you're joking, but I probably could walk that statement back a little bit. It could be that they were genuinely attracted to one another and it just happend that he was in a position to influence her pay. First comes the flirting. Then, one day someone says something that can be taken as, "ok, I'd like to fark you" and they start humping. After a couple of "dates" they begin pillow talking about her financial situation and her struggles. He throws her a few dollars, then promotes her, then promotes her again, never really tying the promotions to either her performance in bed or her performance in the office. It goes unspoken. She begins to feel that she is earning her pay through her work performance and she attempts to seperate the job from the relationship. She also is now in a different income brachet which is allowing her to go out and meet men closer to her own age who also want to fark. She gets tired of lying to the boss about where she's going to be every other night and she tries to end the relationship, as if it will have no effect on her job. He reminds her that she is a low-skilled worker who is being overpaid by firing her without cause. She sues.

Dude, RTFA. Her boss was also paying her rent "and other expenses". I'm pretty sure she knew that he wasn't doing it out of the goodness of his heart.

Right. And how did he get to the point where he waas paying her rent? By playing the boyfriend role. She comes over looking all sad after they fark the first time. He asks whats wrong because he knows that he's less likely to fark her if she's not in a good mood. She goes into some bullshiat about her landlord hating her and how the rental office took two months to fix her leaking bathroom ceiling. She claims that she didn't pay the rent because the work wasn't completed and now t ...


Christ. I haven't heard anybody invoke Captain Save a Hoe in years.
 
2012-12-28 03:49:32 PM  
What a kinky sex slave might look like.
i.imgur.com
/FARK hot
 
2012-12-28 03:52:07 PM  
So I guess Gimps were stocked down int he basement, and only brought up when special ordered?
 
2012-12-28 03:53:29 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Captain Saveahoe


backinthegameentertainment.com

You rang?
 
2012-12-28 03:58:43 PM  

Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.


Or get robbed by this beauty...

Link
 
2012-12-28 04:40:40 PM  
Is it just me or does he kinda look like a guy who owned a bike shop back in the 80's?

youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
2012-12-28 04:48:04 PM  
I am okay with this lawsuit as long as she is also being prosecuted for prostitution. When she accepted the 60k, she officially became a contractually obligated prostitute for him..
 
2012-12-28 04:59:17 PM  

Magorn: I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.


Definitely.

Only problem is he would have had a harder time hiding it in the books from his wife.

Also, "Employee" is a tax-deductible expense. "Mistress" is not.

If you are going to keep a gold digger sugar baby, avoid making this guy's mistake. Anything you give her is a gift, nothing else. She's never a dependent, employee, independent contractor, or anything other than the recipient of a gift.
 
2012-12-28 06:13:47 PM  
100 posts and zero pics of Ms 60k? Fark isn't even a shadow of its former glory. No wonder everyone's moved to Reddit.
 
2012-12-28 06:22:15 PM  
 
2012-12-28 06:45:16 PM  

Danger Mouse: She was "forced to engage in increasing acts of 'rough' sexual activities, including hitting, slapping and biting," This started 9 months ago....something smells like a used sex toy here....

"Forced"? That's rape, not harrassment. But she doens't want to lock the guy up. She just wants some money.

Sounds like she was farking the boss and that never ends well.


This is probably severe BDSM with master/slave relations. You'd figure out pretty quickly you didn't like that.
 
2012-12-28 07:00:44 PM  

Scrambled Zen: 100 posts and zero pics of Ms 60k? Fark isn't even a shadow of its former glory. No wonder everyone's moved to Reddit.


From your profile:
"I've been lurking on Fark long enough to remember when Boobies links didn't cause the modmins to come screaming in with banhammers raised. Mmm boobies."

Been through it once. Fark is a shadow of its' former self. Just today, a redhead/freckle thread, a nerd girl thread, and too few pics. For shame....
 
2012-12-28 07:00:49 PM  

God--: [i2.listal.com image 600x399]

I think we've found and eager replacement


You need to learn the difference between the words and and an.
 
2012-12-28 07:09:06 PM  
And she's a single (knocked up whore who hasn't heard that birth control costs less than a mistake) mom.
Great, now she's suing because he didn't want her services as a skanky farking hooker? She's a winner.
 
2012-12-29 12:33:04 AM  
I wonder if it is OK to simply post a Help Wanted Ad for a Sex Slave

Salary $60K
Medical, Dental, 401K
Must be Female and Cute between the age of 18 and 24
No Fat Chicks!
Interview may involve farking.
 
2012-12-29 04:28:32 AM  
She should move to DC. Good future there for women with her sense of morality.
 
2012-12-29 12:40:25 PM  

wambu: What a kinky sex slave might look like.
[i.imgur.com image 468x734]
/FARK hot


You'd better be careful. Posting NSFW stuff like that on Fark will get you banned!
 
2012-12-29 12:59:00 PM  
Pictures or it didn't happen
 
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