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(Canoe)   If you run a toy store and pay a clerk $60,000 to be your kinky sex slave, you can eventually expect a lawsuit   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 110
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2012-12-28 09:46:14 AM
If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.
 
2012-12-28 10:31:51 AM

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


Go on...
 
2012-12-28 10:47:02 AM

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


www.webaddict.co.za
What a kinky slinky may look like.
 
2012-12-28 11:36:51 AM
It never turns out like the book, does it?
 
2012-12-28 11:55:29 AM
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2012-12-28 12:00:23 PM
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2012-12-28 12:22:58 PM
Talk about useless without pics. I REALLY want to see what $60,000 buys in the way of a sex slave these days.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:17 PM
"Was that wrong. Should I not have done that..."
 
2012-12-28 12:24:27 PM
The boss promoted her from $10-per-hour wage slave to store manager and sex slave, at a salary of $60,000, when the hanky-panky began back in March, according to the lawsuit cited by the newspaper. Reis also allegedly paid Reyes' rent and other expenses.

Reyes claims she was fired on Aug. 29 after she tried to end the relationship.


You had a good run, Job Creator.
 
2012-12-28 12:25:04 PM
The boss promoted her from $10-per-hour wage slave to store manager and sex slave, at a salary of $60,000...

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-12-28 12:25:10 PM
So $60,000 was all fine and dandy to be a sex slave until the sex got rough?

Call it a draw, part your separate ways.
 
2012-12-28 12:25:20 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about useless without pics. I REALLY want to see what $60,000 buys in the way of a sex slave these days.


www.nypost.com
 
2012-12-28 12:26:09 PM
www.chud.com

Witnesses were reportedly hiding in little houses, preparing for grand theft.

E.F. Duncan, you dirty old man.
 
2012-12-28 12:26:38 PM
$60 grand a year and rent paid? I guess still cheaper than marriage.
 
2012-12-28 12:26:46 PM
Isn't she admitting to having been a prostitute?
 
2012-12-28 12:27:01 PM
Yeah, the sweet spot seems to be around $73K.

At least that's what I hear. You know, around. From people.
 
2012-12-28 12:27:17 PM
Battle of the Reyes/Reis - es
 
2012-12-28 12:27:30 PM
She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.
 
2012-12-28 12:27:56 PM
What kind of toy store?
Call it product testing.
 
2012-12-28 12:28:55 PM

brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.


I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.
 
2012-12-28 12:30:08 PM
FTA: 50 Shades-like sex relationship, reports the New York Daily News. "I was fine with the kinky sex, in fact I enjoyed much of it but it was the tortured metaphors and poor grammar that finally turned me off."
 
2012-12-28 12:31:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


this.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:22 PM

deamonbutterfly: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.


What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

I prefer LOG! from Blammo. Its gret for a snack, and fits on your back.


If I end up having that fricken song stuck in my head all day, I am gonna hurt you.
 
2012-12-28 12:32:14 PM
Funny how she took the money when it was going her way.
 
2012-12-28 12:32:39 PM
So this guy has never hear of Prostitutes and the valuable service they could have provided him.
 
2012-12-28 12:33:14 PM
 
2012-12-28 12:33:20 PM
i45.tinypic.com
where does he get those wonderful toys
 
2012-12-28 12:34:02 PM
Pro tip: if you want to **** your employee, step 1 is find them a good job NOT working for you, at which point you're free and clear to be their sugar daddy.
 
2012-12-28 12:34:39 PM
This is precisely why you have a contract. Both parties sign the contract and every detail is spelled out without any question about what is acceptable and what is not.

/a safe word is a must

That is all
 
2012-12-28 12:34:52 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.


It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.
 
2012-12-28 12:36:03 PM
Tickle Me Amanda.
 
2012-12-28 12:36:23 PM
Talk about your*OW* mis-fit toys.
 
2012-12-28 12:38:06 PM
what no link to her facebook?

Slackers ;)
 
2012-12-28 12:40:09 PM
So.......she provided a service and accepted compensation. When she cut off the services he cut off compensation. I have no pity for her. She knew what she was doing from beginning to end.
 
2012-12-28 12:41:35 PM

Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.


Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.
 
2012-12-28 12:41:57 PM

mrlewish: Funny how she took the money when it was going her way.




I wonder what their arrangement was? Sex for the whole year? She gets all that money, plays ball for a bit and once it gets a bit kinky she backs out. Should have put the whole thing down on paper and make her sign that shiat.
 
2012-12-28 12:42:22 PM

uncleacid: Tickle Me Amanda.


Amanda Hugankiss?
 
2012-12-28 12:43:36 PM
Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-12-28 12:43:39 PM
if she's into that it's fine though. Just have a good safe word.
 
2012-12-28 12:44:39 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit.


Is there another link that says that? Because if he fired her, this seems cut and dired to me.

/Loves the 'slinky sex slave' comment.
//My slinky would just take one step and just lie there until I prodded it, then it would take another step and just lie there again.
///Wouldn't pay sixty grand a year for that, or six bucks, for that matter.
 
2012-12-28 12:45:47 PM

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.
 
2012-12-28 12:47:55 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Magorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit. I hope they rule against her and make her pay his court costs. It'll be a small victory for the frumpy, less attractive employee who came in on time everyday and busted her ass to sell toys, only to be passed over by a skank who was farking the boss.

It's STILL actionable sexual harrasment.  Not the "hostile work environment" variety we're used to seeing in news stories but the equally actionable "quid pro quo" variety.  Giving someone a promotion for sleeping with you is the same legally as refusing one because the employee WOULDN'T Sleep with you.

The rule is incredibly simple: Don;t dip you pen in the company ink.   I bet this guy could have found a "kept" woman who would have happily indulged his kinky tastes  on craiglist for the same price or maybe cheaper.

Look, I manage a department for a large television station. I am literally, as I type, looking at one of the nicest asses that I have ever seen. That ass is attached to one of the women on my staff. I've never even almost suggested to her that I would do anything other than shake her hand. I'm hip to the different kinds of harassment and the rules of the office. You don't shiat where you eat. That said, I'm not speaking about the employee manual. I'm talking about common sense. In THIS situation, two consenting adults engaged in sexual behavior that benefitted one of them financially. Technically, yes this is harassment. But, the information that we have suggests that she was all in.


Yeah you are right, she's hardly blameless, but OTOH it seems like he chaanged the rules midstream.  While she may have been okay farking the boss, the whips and chains may not have been part of the original deal and it ain't exactly fair that she was then in a postion of "accept the new situation ofr lose your job"

/once had a secretary with an equally fine posterior in my first adult job at a courthouse
//ended up putting her over my knee in the judge we both worked for  private chambers
///Cannot believe I was ever, so young, horny and stupid
 
2012-12-28 12:47:59 PM

vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?


Well no, YOU can't get paid. Everyone else can though.

Except me.

And maybe that fat guy over there.
 
2012-12-28 12:48:40 PM
Mr. Magorium has fallen so far since his movie... :(
 
rka
2012-12-28 12:50:04 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: vernonFL: Wait a minute....You can get paid to have sex?

This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.


The story was from New York City.
 
2012-12-28 12:52:57 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: DROxINxTHExWIND: She admits that she was promoted because they were farking. Now she doesn't want to fark anymore...so she doesn't get the money. He didn't fire her, she quit.

Is there another link that says that? Because if he fired her, this seems cut and dired to me.

/Loves the 'slinky sex slave' comment.
//My slinky would just take one step and just lie there until I prodded it, then it would take another step and just lie there again.
///Wouldn't pay sixty grand a year for that, or six bucks, for that matter.


Nah, what he's saying is that she quit the sex slave job.
See it starts out as girl works toystore job. Manager says "I'll pay you $60k plus extras for you to be my sex slave." Girl says ok and they do their thing for a while. Girl gets tired of the sex slave bit and says "No more" so dude fires her from the toy store job.

They're both in the wrong,her for basically being a prostitute, dude for soliciting her but dude is in the wrong just a bit more IMO due to firing her from the normal job. Just because she quit the sex slave bit doesn't mean he should have fired her from her legit job. Dude shoulda known that kinda thing would bring a lawsuit.
 
2012-12-28 12:53:20 PM

Theaetetus: brap: If I ran a toy store I would have a Slinky sex slave.

They don't talk.

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing! Everyone knows it's Slinky. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

Well, if that doesn't get you worked up nothing will.

[www.webaddict.co.za image 331x366]
What a kinky slinky may look like.


Fap?
 
2012-12-28 12:54:19 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: This is CANADA. It's like the U.S., only cooler.


I see what you did there.

'Canadians are the people who came to North America and said, "We'll take the frozen part."' - John Stewart
 
2012-12-28 12:55:37 PM
She was "forced to engage in increasing acts of 'rough' sexual activities, including hitting, slapping and biting," This started 9 months ago....something smells like a used sex toy here....

"Forced"? That's rape, not harrassment. But she doens't want to lock the guy up. She just wants some money.

Sounds like she was farking the boss and that never ends well.
 
2012-12-28 12:57:00 PM
That's actually pretty cheap when you think about it $60,000 is a big number, until you remember that it was paid as a yearly wage. Then also the fact that she was doing a job for him still. She might not have made the best store manager but she was still working for the money. I note that it says he did pay a few other expenses for her, but even still, it probably didn't work out to be an obscene amount of money. How much would he have needed to pay for a prostitute for year round service? Probably a lot more than he was paying this woman. Plus the prostitute wouldn't also manage his toy store for him.

Sounds like this guy had figure out a pretty smart deal for himself. Depending on what she looked like of course.
 
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