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(Foobies)   Looking for the ideal 2013 calendar? How about hip German chicks with 1970s computers?   (thelocal.de) divider line 91
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2012-12-28 05:40:41 AM
Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.
 
2012-12-28 09:48:52 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.


Is that a Gameboy she has?
 
2012-12-28 11:06:24 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Is that a Gameboy she has?


Gameboy + magnifier.
 
2012-12-28 11:26:26 AM
Is it better than the annual Pirelli calendar?
 
2012-12-28 11:28:05 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Is that a Gameboy she has?


They had Gameboy in the 70's?
 
2012-12-28 11:28:18 AM
Cute girls in glasses != Nerds
 
2012-12-28 11:28:43 AM

cgraves67: Is it better than the annual Pirelli calendar?


Way better than the 2013 one to come

/seriously
//i thought it was a joke, but it's for real
 
2012-12-28 11:30:30 AM
Available on Amazon, but it's 29 euros ($38 us).
 
2012-12-28 11:30:31 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.


Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.
 
2012-12-28 11:31:21 AM
I would like to plug and play my hard drive into all of their ports
 
2012-12-28 11:31:27 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds


cft;ls
 
2012-12-28 11:33:40 AM
Only problem is, it's the future and free pron sounds like a better idea for two reason. 1) Free 2) Pron
 
2012-12-28 11:33:53 AM
Too bad the photographer is bad. The first photo is good, the rest are boring.
 
2012-12-28 11:33:57 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds


The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.
 
2012-12-28 11:34:34 AM
 
2012-12-28 11:36:19 AM

reillan: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

cft;ls


Crystal field theory (low spin)?
 
2012-12-28 11:37:25 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.


Done in 1
 
2012-12-28 11:38:46 AM

the_rhino: I would like to plug and play my hard drive into all of their ports


well you might have a problem there with your old IDE ribbon dangling harddrive... they are only compatible with SATA and USB 3.0... and if they are going to be using adapters, they'll be using them on each other.
 
2012-12-28 11:39:02 AM

lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.


We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

So, is it Stehpinkler then or some other word?
 
2012-12-28 11:39:15 AM

MikeBoomshadow: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.


I just doubt the authenticity of commercial "let's shoot nerd girls" projects.
 
2012-12-28 11:39:18 AM
Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.
 
2012-12-28 11:39:27 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.


There were other photos? All I got was a Verizon ad and they suck.
 
2012-12-28 11:39:50 AM
www.thelocal.de

Woof, Germany's got some butch "chicks".
 
2012-12-28 11:43:37 AM

jaytkay: Deslided


Thanks! I liked the Cat 5 bondage idea.
 
2012-12-28 11:44:08 AM

lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.


Ne, fischkopf, das is nicht so, oder.
 
2012-12-28 11:46:19 AM

tricycleracer: MikeBoomshadow: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.

I just doubt the authenticity of commercial "let's shoot nerd girls" projects.


Fair enough, though this particular endeavor is merely entitled "Nerd Dreams," which to me indicates that the contents depict things some nerds might find dreamy.


As to whether any given cute girl is a nerd, the person with the final say is the cute girl.
 
2012-12-28 11:47:44 AM
www.thelocal.de

Nothing says hot then a women playing Gameboy while on the shaitter.
 
2012-12-28 11:48:48 AM

jaytkay: Deslided


I never complained about slideshows before but that full page load was so horrendous I don't even want to look at the deslidified option.

/and I want everyone to know
 
2012-12-28 11:49:22 AM
From the very firt month pictured:
Henning Schneider: "November: Laura is tied to the NextCube, just like we're all tied to the internet. Steve Jobs built the NextCube after getting fired from Apple 1988/89. Tim Berners-Lee then used it to program the first server and browser and gave birth to the WWW as we know it."

1988/89 WAS NOT IN THE 70's, FARKMITTER!!!

Somehow I knew this would be the farking case when I clicked on the link. Now onto the hot chicks in authoritarian garb and kinky computer bondage poses... WIth computers from the 80's, and probably into the 90's...
 
2012-12-28 11:50:10 AM

ZeroCorpse: Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.


What annoys me is hipster assholes who forget (or never knew) that part of the reason nerds are nerds is that they were themselves marginalized, and who now take it upon themselves to declare who is and isn't a nerd or a geek or whatthefarkever.

Shaddap.
 
2012-12-28 11:51:30 AM

lucksi: lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

So, is it Stehpinkler then or some other word?


No need to be so defensive, Gerry - I support your right to be a dirty Stehpinkler... (I almost pissed myself - standing - laughing when I saw this sign in the reich for the first time:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 11:52:17 AM

ZeroCorpse: Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.


The fake geek chic thing has been annoying since day one. That said, the girl pretending to play Gameboy could soullessly pander to me all day long. I'd even let her wear the stupid glasses and pretend to listen while she talks about how much ass that Zelda dude kicks.
 
2012-12-28 11:52:34 AM

ZeroCorpse: Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.


Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

crow202.org

(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)
 
2012-12-28 11:52:38 AM
I, for one, could use further examples of what hot, nerdy girls might look like.

/wasn't all that impressed by the calendar
 
2012-12-28 11:52:47 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds


I beg to differ......

www.satcomvideo.com
 
2012-12-28 12:00:34 PM
...and what's that thing clipped to the blonde's waistband? Looks like an air freshener.
 
2012-12-28 12:07:08 PM

UtileDysfunktion: ...and what's that thing clipped to the blonde's waistband? Looks like an air freshener.


It's a battery pack, you fail at being a nerd.
 
2012-12-28 12:08:18 PM
Calendar fails without IBM System/370 equipment.
 
2012-12-28 12:11:22 PM
These are my favorites (MNBSFW). I have the entire set on the den wall, and they are starting to irritate the Baroness.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-28 12:11:25 PM
Meh, glasses don't make it nerdy - cheap effort -1

Stihl calendars are better than this "Nerdy" thing -http://www.stihl-calendar.com/
 
2012-12-28 12:11:35 PM

UtileDysfunktion: I, for one, could use further examples of what hot, nerdy girls might look like.


crow202.org
crow202.org

...?
 
2012-12-28 12:16:21 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com
lh4.googleusercontent.com

/ Ridgid Tools
 
2012-12-28 12:16:27 PM
Man wears specs, he's a four eyed loser. Normal girl wears specs, she die alone apart from the cats she collects. Hot girl wears specs, she causes specific genital disturbances in certain demographics.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:04 PM
Anybody else annoyed at the Apple Monitor III being misidentified as a "Mac IIe"?

I'm sorry, that's not a Mac anything. I don't know if there's an Apple //e sitting underneath it or not, but an Apple II is not a Mac.

/that said, I've actually driven a Monitor //c with a PowerBook G3 before. It was amusing.
 
2012-12-28 12:25:30 PM

DarkVader: Anybody else annoyed at the Apple Monitor III being misidentified as a "Mac IIe"?

I'm sorry, that's not a Mac anything. I don't know if there's an Apple //e sitting underneath it or not, but an Apple II is not a Mac.

/that said, I've actually driven a Monitor //c with a PowerBook G3 before. It was amusing.


Oh, and those German girls are cute, even if they are models and not real nerds.
 
2012-12-28 12:28:19 PM
First thing I noticed is that it was 10 pics, not 12. How the hell do they expect to make a calendar with 10 pics? What kind of "nerd"ery is this?

Idiots.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:01 PM
www.thelocal.de

I know I'm sort of a loser for pointing this out but I had that exact same magnifier/light and the battery pack for my original Gameboy also.  Yes, I occasionally played on the shiatter.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:22 PM
non-functioning computers, lens-less glasses. None more fake than regular pron, I guess
 
2012-12-28 12:31:31 PM

danceswithcrows: ZeroCorpse: Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

[crow202.org image 600x750]

(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)


Put those tits in a pair of cat glasses and stand them next to some books. Original.
 
2012-12-28 12:33:07 PM

UtileDysfunktion: I, for one, could use further examples of what hot, nerdy girls might look like.


As previously posted:

www.satcomvideo.com


And as a bonus:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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