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Smashed Hat		2012-12-28 05:40:41 AM

Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

DjangoStonereaver		2012-12-28 09:48:52 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Is that a Gameboy she has?

RexTalionis		2012-12-28 11:06:24 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Is that a Gameboy she has?

Gameboy + magnifier.

cgraves67		2012-12-28 11:26:26 AM

Is it better than the annual Pirelli calendar?

Grapple		2012-12-28 11:28:05 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Is that a Gameboy she has?

They had Gameboy in the 70's?

tricycleracer		2012-12-28 11:28:18 AM

Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

Titanius Anglesmith		2012-12-28 11:28:43 AM

cgraves67: Is it better than the annual Pirelli calendar?

Way better than the 2013 one to come

/seriously
//i thought it was a joke, but it's for real

scrumpox		2012-12-28 11:30:30 AM

Available on Amazon, but it's 29 euros ($38 us).

lilplatinum		2012-12-28 11:30:31 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

the_rhino		2012-12-28 11:31:21 AM

I would like to plug and play my hard drive into all of their ports

reillan		2012-12-28 11:31:27 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

cft;ls

trappedspirit		2012-12-28 11:33:40 AM

Only problem is, it's the future and free pron sounds like a better idea for two reason. 1) Free 2) Pron

jaytkay		2012-12-28 11:33:53 AM

Too bad the photographer is bad. The first photo is good, the rest are boring.

MikeBoomshadow		2012-12-28 11:33:57 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.

jaytkay		2012-12-28 11:34:34 AM

Deslided

MikeBoomshadow		2012-12-28 11:36:19 AM

reillan: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

cft;ls

Crystal field theory (low spin)?

spentshells		2012-12-28 11:37:25 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Done in 1

suthrnrunt		2012-12-28 11:38:46 AM

the_rhino: I would like to plug and play my hard drive into all of their ports

well you might have a problem there with your old IDE ribbon dangling harddrive... they are only compatible with SATA and USB 3.0... and if they are going to be using adapters, they'll be using them on each other.

lucksi		2012-12-28 11:39:02 AM

lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

So, is it Stehpinkler then or some other word?

tricycleracer		2012-12-28 11:39:15 AM

MikeBoomshadow: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.

I just doubt the authenticity of commercial "let's shoot nerd girls" projects.

ZeroCorpse		2012-12-28 11:39:18 AM

Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

vudukungfu		2012-12-28 11:39:27 AM

Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

There were other photos? All I got was a Verizon ad and they suck.

NateAsbestos		2012-12-28 11:39:50 AM

Woof, Germany's got some butch "chicks".

monoski		2012-12-28 11:43:37 AM

jaytkay: Deslided

Thanks! I liked the Cat 5 bondage idea.

demaL-demaL-yeH		2012-12-28 11:44:08 AM

MikeBoomshadow		2012-12-28 11:46:19 AM

tricycleracer: MikeBoomshadow: tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

The Venn diagram showing "cute" and "nerdy" has significant overlap, so I for one refuse to protest. Besides, you are not the arbiter of nerdity.

I just doubt the authenticity of commercial "let's shoot nerd girls" projects.

Fair enough, though this particular endeavor is merely entitled "Nerd Dreams," which to me indicates that the contents depict things some nerds might find dreamy.

As to whether any given cute girl is a nerd, the person with the final say is the cute girl.

dennysgod		2012-12-28 11:47:44 AM

Nothing says hot then a women playing Gameboy while on the shaitter.

Rich Cream		2012-12-28 11:48:48 AM

jaytkay: Deslided

I never complained about slideshows before but that full page load was so horrendous I don't even want to look at the deslidified option.

/and I want everyone to know

Mikey1969		2012-12-28 11:49:22 AM

From the very firt month pictured:
Henning Schneider: "November: Laura is tied to the NextCube, just like we're all tied to the internet. Steve Jobs built the NextCube after getting fired from Apple 1988/89. Tim Berners-Lee then used it to program the first server and browser and gave birth to the WWW as we know it."

1988/89 WAS NOT IN THE 70's, FARKMITTER!!!

Somehow I knew this would be the farking case when I clicked on the link. Now onto the hot chicks in authoritarian garb and kinky computer bondage poses... WIth computers from the 80's, and probably into the 90's...

MikeBoomshadow		2012-12-28 11:50:10 AM

ZeroCorpse: Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

What annoys me is hipster assholes who forget (or never knew) that part of the reason nerds are nerds is that they were themselves marginalized, and who now take it upon themselves to declare who is and isn't a nerd or a geek or whatthefarkever.

Shaddap.

lilplatinum		2012-12-28 11:51:30 AM

lucksi: lilplatinum: Smashed Hat: Aaannnd surprise, surprise, the first photo is some chick on a toilet.
Farking Germans, nothing ever changes.

Incidentally, German dudes are so pussy whipped that it is standard for them to piss sitting down. They even have a word for people who have the audacity to stand up while pissing to try to shame them into conformity.

We do? I only heard the "Sitzpinkler" being used to shame the ones sitting down. On the other hand, you could also use it for those standing up and pissing on the seat.

So, is it Stehpinkler then or some other word?

No need to be so defensive, Gerry - I support your right to be a dirty Stehpinkler... (I almost pissed myself - standing - laughing when I saw this sign in the reich for the first time:

1.bp.blogspot.com

Farkn Yaj Yenrac		2012-12-28 11:52:17 AM

ZeroCorpse: Ugh. This whole fake geek chic thing is just plain annoying now. A hot girl doesn't automatically become a geek if you put a pair of glasses on her and make her hold something with a microchip in it.

Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls-- that is, not "model-pretty" but cute in the real-world kind of way-- and I'll take a look. Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

The fake geek chic thing has been annoying since day one. That said, the girl pretending to play Gameboy could soullessly pander to me all day long. I'd even let her wear the stupid glasses and pretend to listen while she talks about how much ass that Zelda dude kicks.

danceswithcrows		2012-12-28 11:52:34 AM

ZeroCorpse: Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

crow202.org

(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)

UtileDysfunktion		2012-12-28 11:52:38 AM

I, for one, could use further examples of what hot, nerdy girls might look like.

/wasn't all that impressed by the calendar

suthrnrunt		2012-12-28 11:52:47 AM

tricycleracer: Cute girls in glasses != Nerds

I beg to differ......

www.satcomvideo.com

UtileDysfunktion		2012-12-28 12:00:34 PM

...and what's that thing clipped to the blonde's waistband? Looks like an air freshener.

drayno76		2012-12-28 12:07:08 PM

UtileDysfunktion: ...and what's that thing clipped to the blonde's waistband? Looks like an air freshener.

It's a battery pack, you fail at being a nerd.

oryx		2012-12-28 12:08:18 PM

Calendar fails without IBM System/370 equipment.

baronvonzipper		2012-12-28 12:11:22 PM

These are my favorites (MNBSFW). I have the entire set on the den wall, and they are starting to irritate the Baroness.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Marcintosh		2012-12-28 12:11:25 PM

Meh, glasses don't make it nerdy - cheap effort -1

Stihl calendars are better than this "Nerdy" thing -http://www.stihl-calendar.com/

danceswithcrows		2012-12-28 12:11:35 PM

UtileDysfunktion: I, for one, could use further examples of what hot, nerdy girls might look like.

crow202.org

...?

jaytkay		2012-12-28 12:16:21 PM

/ Ridgid Tools

r1niceboy		2012-12-28 12:16:27 PM

Man wears specs, he's a four eyed loser. Normal girl wears specs, she die alone apart from the cats she collects. Hot girl wears specs, she causes specific genital disturbances in certain demographics.

DarkVader		2012-12-28 12:24:04 PM

Anybody else annoyed at the Apple Monitor III being misidentified as a "Mac IIe"?

I'm sorry, that's not a Mac anything. I don't know if there's an Apple //e sitting underneath it or not, but an Apple II is not a Mac.

/that said, I've actually driven a Monitor //c with a PowerBook G3 before. It was amusing.

DarkVader		2012-12-28 12:25:30 PM

DarkVader: Anybody else annoyed at the Apple Monitor III being misidentified as a "Mac IIe"?

I'm sorry, that's not a Mac anything. I don't know if there's an Apple //e sitting underneath it or not, but an Apple II is not a Mac.

/that said, I've actually driven a Monitor //c with a PowerBook G3 before. It was amusing.

Oh, and those German girls are cute, even if they are models and not real nerds.

starsrift		2012-12-28 12:28:19 PM

First thing I noticed is that it was 10 pics, not 12. How the hell do they expect to make a calendar with 10 pics? What kind of "nerd"ery is this?

Idiots.

pecosdave		2012-12-28 12:31:01 PM

I know I'm sort of a loser for pointing this out but I had that exact same magnifier/light and the battery pack for my original Gameboy also. Yes, I occasionally played on the shiatter.

zerkalo		2012-12-28 12:31:22 PM

non-functioning computers, lens-less glasses. None more fake than regular pron, I guess

ThighsofGlory		2012-12-28 12:31:31 PM

danceswithcrows: ZeroCorpse: Show me a calendar of real nerdy girls [...] Otherwise, this just reeks of soulless pandering.

Expecting authenticity from this sort of media is like expecting filet mignon from Carl's Jr. They'll go with whatever pushes the most buttons, and they've apparently decided that means "regular models wearing glasses". While it could be better, it's not insanely terrible.

[crow202.org image 600x750]

(One of the captions referred to a "Mac IIe". Furrfu. The machine was an Apple IIe....)

Put those tits in a pair of cat glasses and stand them next to some books. Original.