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(CNN)   Archery was the motif in films for 2012. Be on the lookout for Cyril-isms in 2013   (cnn.com) divider line 104
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2012-12-28 09:42:07 AM  
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2012-12-28 09:45:04 AM  
I've considered getting into Archery recently, though no movies were to blame. Always liked it when I was young, but never got a chance to really get into it. I was good, in school - very good.
 
2012-12-28 09:53:11 AM  

RevMercutio: Crudbucket: Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.

Well, that's how you get ants.

Classic mother...


Holy shiatsnacks!

/We have snacks?
 
2012-12-28 09:57:34 AM  
I liked the chick with the boobs, from that one movie with the TV show and the arrows.

You know the one.
 
2012-12-28 09:59:47 AM  
Cool. I've already got 2 Cyril Lego Minifigs so I'm set

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2012-12-28 10:25:02 AM  
so...sex addictions all around?
 
2012-12-28 10:26:48 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
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Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

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A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.

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Oddly enough, chain mail would likely defeat that. Certainly, plate armor would, and likely even thick-ish leather jacket with some padding underneath it.

I'd like to see someone go out for dinner, in Florida, during the summer, in plate or even padded-leather armor.

Pneumatic, projectile weapons, will be the future.


Wait, blow guns and poisoned darts are the future? Can we at least have atlatls or something?
 
2012-12-28 10:28:45 AM  
Cyril-isms? Is Vertical Limit being remade?

One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
Come on darling. Give us a smile, eh. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
 
2012-12-28 10:30:36 AM  
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection.
 
2012-12-28 10:32:35 AM  
I am waiting for 2014: The Year of the Krieger.
 
2012-12-28 10:33:04 AM  

Not_Todd: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection.


Well punch yourself in the dick, the throbbing will go down and you will be able to hear again as the blood returns to your brain allowing your ears to work.
 
2012-12-28 10:55:31 AM  

RevMercutio: Crudbucket: Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.

Well, that's how you get ants.

Classic mother...


Phrasing!
 
2012-12-28 10:57:22 AM  
www.brobible.com
 
2012-12-28 11:04:28 AM  
Last year, Sarasota County, Florida, Chet Willard, age 16, swimming in the Oak River Canal, killed by an eleven-footer. Two years ago, Chatham County, Georgia, Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a ten-footer. Same year, Pinellas County, Florida, Walter Janks, age 70, and his dog killed by a twelve-footer.
 
2012-12-28 11:08:53 AM  

Pazuzu_the_gargoyle: Last year, Sarasota County, Florida, Chet Willard, age 16, swimming in the Oak River Canal, killed by an eleven-footer. Two years ago, Chatham County, Georgia, Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a ten-footer. Same year, Pinellas County, Florida, Walter Janks, age 70, and his dog killed by a twelve-footer.



Well three years ago they pulled a 9 footer out of the surf at Myrtle beach so, you know, shiat happens.
 
2012-12-28 11:25:30 AM  
Cyril Connelly?

\**whistles**
 
2012-12-28 11:26:41 AM  
Archery was the best part of boy scout camp back in the day. I saw an arrow splinter as it was being shot (by someone else, not me) and go in and out again of the skin between his thumb and forefinger. The guy's reaction was priceless. It was more "well, I do say, mighty inconvenient" than panic or pain. He walked up to the range guy and very calmly held up his hand with partially splintered arrow comically attatched said he thought he should probably go to the aid station.
 
2012-12-28 11:28:29 AM  
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Archery I can get behind.
 
2012-12-28 11:29:54 AM  
Serve from the left!

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/one of my favorite episodes, Krieger was awesome
 
2012-12-28 11:33:11 AM  

Quasar: The range I go to has been packed to the gills all year because of those movies.


Interesting - the SCA events I've attended for the last 20 years, on and off, have pretty much indicated that archery was fairly popular (sure, with a subculture, but still...) long before Katniss reared her infeasible head. I shoot on occasion (not often enough, really) at events, just to stay in practice.
 
2012-12-28 11:42:18 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
Approves

/Bwian...
 
2012-12-28 11:49:20 AM  

kobrakai: Cool. I've already got 2 Cyril Lego Minifigs so I'm set

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That looks nothing like me.
 
2012-12-28 11:55:50 AM  
You can't tattoo a freakin' baby!

Yeah, that's what the tattoo guy said, I had to slip him an extra hundred.
 
2012-12-28 11:57:23 AM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Serve from the left!

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/one of my favorite episodes, Krieger was awesome



Shh shh shh shh shh. You don't want to know. But you DO probably want to wash your lips now.
 
2012-12-28 11:58:17 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Archery I can get behind.


In front of?
 
2012-12-28 12:00:41 PM  
I can't wait til Archer comes back on air.
/No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!
 
2012-12-28 12:02:44 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Krieger was awesome


When isn't Krieger awesome?
 
2012-12-28 12:02:50 PM  

A Terrible Human: I can't wait til Archer comes back on air.
/No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!


I just wish season 3 would hit NetFlix.
 
2012-12-28 12:06:11 PM  

miniflea: Archery was the best part of boy scout camp back in the day. I saw an arrow splinter as it was being shot (by someone else, not me) and go in and out again of the skin between his thumb and forefinger. The guy's reaction was priceless. It was more "well, I do say, mighty inconvenient" than panic or pain. He walked up to the range guy and very calmly held up his hand with partially splintered arrow comically attatched said he thought he should probably go to the aid station.


And that's why we have arrow rests. Happens more often than I care to think about, honestly, especially with borrowed equipment - arrows are rated for the poundage of the bow, and watching some chucklehead use a 30# arrow on his 60# longbow to show off, only to have it friggin' explode on release, is priceless.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:54 PM  

miniflea: Archery was the best part of boy scout camp back in the day. I saw an arrow splinter as it was being shot (by someone else, not me) and go in and out again of the skin between his thumb and forefinger. The guy's reaction was priceless. It was more "well, I do say, mighty inconvenient" than panic or pain. He walked up to the range guy and very calmly held up his hand with partially splintered arrow comically attatched said he thought he should probably go to the aid station.


CSB

I always liked archery more than the rifle range at scout came, just more finesse involved in the whole process.
 
2012-12-28 12:29:08 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 256x319]
Approves

/Bwian...


Came for this...leaving happy!
 
2012-12-28 12:32:12 PM  

Quasar: The range I go to has been packed to the gills all year because of those movies.


Exactly how much is a gill, Barry?
 
2012-12-28 12:38:01 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Stir-Friday" is much better.


Came for Stir Friday. Leaving happy, and in need of a towel.
 
2012-12-28 01:00:07 PM  
Just try to think about something else, like how there's no sink in there.
 
2012-12-28 01:25:50 PM  
Corinth is famous for its leather!
 
2012-12-28 01:39:08 PM  

A Terrible Human: I can't wait til Archer comes back on air.
/No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!



First new episode airs on Jan 17th. I have it marked on my calendar.

/Hey Benwa, not too thick on either, OK?
 
2012-12-28 01:43:53 PM  
Hmm, cock-flavored spit. Well, you never know what's gonna be on the big board... LET ME SEE COCK-FLAVORED SPIT!
 
2012-12-28 02:14:23 PM  

t3knomanser: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Krieger was awesome

When isn't Krieger awesome?


Very true, but something about him in that one made me laugh even harder than usual.
 
2012-12-28 02:22:27 PM  

McBotulism: LET ME SEE COCK-FLAVORED SPIT!


show me vincent van gogh-fark yourself!
 
2012-12-28 02:29:01 PM  

RatMaster999: Used to teach archery at Scout camp back in the day. Haven't shot in years, but I'd love to get back to into it.

Now I'm worried that some asshat politician is going to see this trend and want to regulate bows and crossbows in some misguided attempt at "public safety".


Actually, over the past few years NC *relaxed* restrictions on crossbows. In 2010 they repealed a law restricting crossbow to disabled hunters. In 2011 they repealed a law requiring a pistol permit to buy a crossbow.
 
2012-12-28 02:33:59 PM  

thecpt: thisisyourbrainonFark: Archery I can get behind.

In front of?


No, behind.
 
2012-12-28 02:52:08 PM  

Outlaw2097: McBotulism: LET ME SEE COCK-FLAVORED SPIT!

show me vincent van gogh-fark yourself!


BOOYAKASHA!!!!
 
2012-12-28 03:47:31 PM  
Well, after this thread, I'm going to go home, throw on Hooper, and masturbate until my fingers bleed.

TAPE THEM UP.
 
2012-12-28 04:06:45 PM  

McBotulism: Hmm, cock-flavored spit. Well, you never know what's gonna be on the big board... LET ME SEE COCK-FLAVORED SPIT!


One of my favorite episodes, if not my favorite episode.
 
2012-12-28 04:23:29 PM  

Crudbucket: StoPPeRmobile: Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]

[www.examiner.com image 427x336]

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.

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You think that's gonna penetrate a tweed waistcoat? Harrumph!


And/or kakow

/boosh is also acceptable
 
2012-12-28 05:27:26 PM  

mongbiohazard: A Terrible Human: I can't wait til Archer comes back on air.
/No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!


First new episode airs on Jan 17th. I have it marked on my calendar.

/Hey Benwa, not too thick on either, OK?


....balls.


/nailed it
 
2012-12-28 06:17:50 PM  

jdjoker: mongbiohazard: A Terrible Human: I can't wait til Archer comes back on air.
/No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!


First new episode airs on Jan 17th. I have it marked on my calendar.

/Hey Benwa, not too thick on either, OK?

....balls.


/nailed it


Perfidity!!!
 
2012-12-28 06:43:57 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Serve from the left!

[static.tvfanatic.com image 653x367]

/one of my favorite episodes, Krieger was awesome


Every single time we come here, we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
 
2012-12-28 08:01:13 PM  
Tum again?
 
2012-12-28 08:22:47 PM  

Jgok: Actually, over the past few years NC *relaxed* restrictions on crossbows. In 2010 they repealed a law restricting crossbow to disabled hunters. In 2011 they repealed a law requiring a pistol permit to buy a crossbow.


North Carolina: if it exists, there's a law against it
 
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