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(CNN)   Archery was the motif in films for 2012. Be on the lookout for Cyril-isms in 2013   (cnn.com) divider line 104
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2012-12-27 08:07:26 PM
hehe +1
 
2012-12-27 09:27:55 PM
The range I go to has been packed to the gills all year because of those movies.
 
2012-12-27 10:04:21 PM
So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking, shiat-faced drunk as were last night in the hopes that we remember the password?
 
2012-12-27 10:38:21 PM
"Stir-Friday" is much better.
 
2012-12-27 10:49:12 PM
Helloooooooo
 
2012-12-28 12:11:43 AM
I find your mannish hands disturbing.
 
2012-12-28 12:28:13 AM
I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.
 
2012-12-28 01:03:48 AM

fusillade762: I find your mannish hands disturbing.


Also, this.
 
2012-12-28 02:13:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-28 02:16:30 AM
I used to like archery on occasion as a kid, and my parents had their own bows from back in the day. But it's been 3 decades since I've touched a bow.. don't know where I could go to shoot these days.
 
2012-12-28 02:21:58 AM
Used to teach archery at Scout camp back in the day. Haven't shot in years, but I'd love to get back to into it.

Now I'm worried that some asshat politician is going to see this trend and want to regulate bows and crossbows in some misguided attempt at "public safety".
 
2012-12-28 02:22:09 AM

fusillade762: So your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking, shiat-faced drunk as were last night in the hopes that we remember the password?


Well, don't hog it all!
 
2012-12-28 02:25:34 AM
That chick was like the Pele of anal.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:26 AM

Alphax: I used to like archery on occasion as a kid, and my parents had their own bows from back in the day. But it's been 3 decades since I've touched a bow.. don't know where I could go to shoot these days.


The fence in my backyard is high enough that nobody notices. Also, I'm using old recurves so I'm not in much danger of punching through the fence with an errant shot,
 
2012-12-28 02:34:59 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.


That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.

Guns are probably going to take a back seat for a while, for obvious reasons.  And improvised weapons out of household objects, while still cool, was burned out by all those retarded Bourne movies.
 
2012-12-28 02:52:41 AM

Alphax: I used to like archery on occasion as a kid, and my parents had their own bows from back in the day. But it's been 3 decades since I've touched a bow.. don't know where I could go to shoot these days.


Poppa Kritter hunted with long bow he made himself. The man didn't know much of football or baseball (his Dad died when he was a wee lad growing up pre-Depression) but he was one creative, artistic craftsman type. And a drinker beyond compare.

/ I miss my Dad
 
2012-12-28 02:56:35 AM

HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.

amkosen.files.wordpress.com

Bring it.
 
2012-12-28 03:09:48 AM

Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.


So it's shillelagh law, is it?
 
2012-12-28 03:14:41 AM

Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.


I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

www.thearma.org
 
2012-12-28 03:44:42 AM
Bows for the teachers!
 
2012-12-28 03:46:59 AM

fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]


www.examiner.com

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.
 
2012-12-28 04:00:55 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 626x720]


I enjoyed that.
 
2012-12-28 04:07:00 AM

HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.


They should go staves for 2013 movie-weapon-du-jour.  1d6, can trip opponent, can threaten a larger area.  Throwing knives are 1d4 and can be wasted once thrown.

Guns are probably going to take a back seat for a while, for obvious reasons.  And improvised weapons out of household objects, while still cool, was burned out by all those retarded Bourne movies.

That and non-proficiency penalties are a bear.
 
2012-12-28 04:07:53 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 626x720]


The ginger's Jamaican?

I did find it funny there was no mention of Arrow in the entire article. Probably since it goes against the whole thing since the character's been running around CW for years now, this is just now a different show with a darker take.
 
2012-12-28 04:13:28 AM

RatMaster999: Used to teach archery at Scout camp back in the day. Haven't shot in years, but I'd love to get back to into it.

Now I'm worried that some asshat politician is going to see this trend and want to regulate bows and crossbows in some misguided attempt at "public safety".


idk, if a person goes on a mass murdering spree with nothing more than a crossbow you kind of have to just let them go based on the skill alone. One can't help but think "Wow, that's pretty badass"
 
2012-12-28 04:42:49 AM
Hrm, I thought 2012 was all about allowing audiences to go back in time and win at high school.
 
2012-12-28 05:19:50 AM
Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
 
2012-12-28 06:28:01 AM
Since movies influence crime, this means we're going to see a rash of school archers taking down students with arrows, right?
 
2012-12-28 06:30:20 AM

Shadowtag: I did find it funny there was no mention of Arrow in the entire article. Probably since it goes against the whole thing since the character's been running around CW for years now, this is just now a different show with a darker take.


It's mentioned under "Story Highlights." But come on, CW dramas are never what they're ostensibly about -- they're about shots of sexy women and men with hard abs.
 
2012-12-28 07:31:27 AM
 
2012-12-28 08:08:45 AM
Oh, I'm crazy? Cyril, you're the one who killed a perfectly good hooker.
 
2012-12-28 08:09:46 AM
palethunder.files.wordpress.com

"DANGER ZONE!"
 
2012-12-28 08:12:57 AM
We're gonna kill black astronauts? But that's like killing a unicorn!
 
2012-12-28 08:14:23 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 626x720]


i.imgur.com

i50.tinypic.com

Ditty says "Archers, please:"
 
2012-12-28 08:25:47 AM

Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]

[www.examiner.com image 427x336]

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.


images-kitup.military.com
 
2012-12-28 08:27:41 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]

[www.examiner.com image 427x336]

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.

[images-kitup.military.com image 600x246]


Oddly enough, chain mail would likely defeat that. Certainly, plate armor would, and likely even thick-ish leather jacket with some padding underneath it.
 
2012-12-28 08:29:21 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 626x720]

 
2012-12-28 08:35:01 AM

dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]

[www.examiner.com image 427x336]

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.

[images-kitup.military.com image 600x246]

Oddly enough, chain mail would likely defeat that. Certainly, plate armor would, and likely even thick-ish leather jacket with some padding underneath it.


I'd like to see someone go out for dinner, in Florida, during the summer, in plate or even padded-leather armor.

Pneumatic, projectile weapons, will be the future.
 
2012-12-28 08:38:26 AM
For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency? That bathroom's like a war crime.
 
2012-12-28 08:41:22 AM
"Am I going to learn karate?"
"The Dane Cook of martial arts? No."
 
2012-12-28 08:46:00 AM

nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.


I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.
 
2012-12-28 08:46:09 AM

DrHST: For God's sake, Pam. Have you no sense of decency? That bathroom's like a war crime.


Don't blame me, it's those new low-flow toilets! With the old ones, you could flush a dachshund puppy. ... I mean, not that you would.
 
2012-12-28 08:49:53 AM
.... then I took an arrow to the knee.

/Had to say it.
 
2012-12-28 08:56:07 AM

Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.


Well, that's how you get ants.
 
2012-12-28 08:58:01 AM

Crudbucket: Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.

Well, that's how you get ants.


Idioms!
 
2012-12-28 08:58:46 AM

Crudbucket: Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.

Well, that's how you get ants.


I don't know if they grade posts, but ...coarse.
 
2012-12-28 09:16:17 AM

Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.



Here you go. Go download this show right now, and watch it as soon as you can. You'll thank us later.
 
2012-12-28 09:20:13 AM

Crudbucket: Crewmannumber6: nikku88: That chick was like the Pele of anal.

I don't understand the headline, or the context of this statement.

Well, that's how you get ants.


Classic mother...
 
2012-12-28 09:21:31 AM

MrEricSir: Since movies influence crime, this means we're going to see a rash of school archers taking down students with arrows, right?


Not if we outlaw assault bows NOW!

Because if you can't buy one in the store, you can't get one.
Its not like they grow on trees.
 
2012-12-28 09:34:08 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Crudbucket: fusillade762: Crudbucket: HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: I expect we'll see a return to hand-to-hand combat with knives as weapons.

That does seem most likely.  A distant alternative would be throwing knives, sticks or staves.
[amkosen.files.wordpress.com image 379x400]

Bring it.

I'll take sword and buckler, thankyouverymuch.

[www.thearma.org image 420x300]

[www.examiner.com image 427x336]

A dinner jacket to the face will change that tune, good sir.

[images-kitup.military.com image 600x246]


You think that's gonna penetrate a tweed waistcoat? Harrumph!
 
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