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(The Journal (Ireland))   Italian priest writes that women might have themselves to blame for domestic violence and sexual assault. Women show remarkable restraint by allowing him to remain alive   (thejournal.ie) divider line 278
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2012-12-27 08:04:03 PM
...while an elderly female resident told Sky Italia television that Corsi "should keep a low profile as he has lots of secrets he would not wish to come out".

Go on...
 
2012-12-27 08:12:16 PM
Only because we haven't found the bastard yet.
 
2012-12-27 08:15:46 PM
Step aside, Huckabee....A new religious pundit for Faux News* has emerged!
 
2012-12-27 08:34:58 PM
Is it possible that all of a sudden men have gone mad? We don't believe it.

Did men suddenly start abusing women recently?  I don't believe it either.
 
2012-12-27 08:59:00 PM
I hope my Catholic wife comes home soon so she can bake me a pie.
 
2012-12-27 09:06:39 PM
Children are abandoned to their own devices, homes are dirty, meals are cold or fast food, clothes are filthy.

May as well have yelled "Clean up this place, make me a sammich and do the laundry, biatch."

This reminds me of the asshat priest who claimed children were responsible for priests molesting them because they were so seductive.
 
2012-12-27 09:13:32 PM
what a wopping claim
 
2012-12-27 09:16:13 PM

fusillade762: This reminds me of the asshat priest who claimed children were responsible for priests molesting them because they were so seductive.


Are you saying they don't? Little Timmy had it coming.
 
2012-12-27 09:17:12 PM
A priest having no idea how cohabitation with a domestic partner works? No farking way.
 
2012-12-27 09:17:13 PM
Iron my shirt, priest.
 
2012-12-27 09:17:21 PM
Before solely blaming women for DV and other stuff, being Italian, he should remember it takes two to tango.
 
2012-12-27 09:18:43 PM
In theory he doesn't have to worry about getting castrated. Those being purely decorative, ya know.
 
2012-12-27 09:19:55 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: I hope my Catholic wife comes home soon so she can bake me a pie.


My non-Catholic girlfriend made us a pie, and some crisp, and pizza and cookies this weekend! It turns out the requirement isn't religious, it is a desire to bake and people to bake for. I'm only a 'person to bake for' because I am polite and respectful to her, and do not expect anything in return for being polite and respectful. I'm not Catholic either so this is all my point. Catholic =/= Pie but Catholic can mean pie anyways.

Also. Priests should have sex, it's great.
 
2012-12-27 09:20:50 PM
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2012-12-27 09:22:21 PM
And priests are experts on women, so he would know.

He would explain further, but he doesn't want to be late for the premarital counseling he's performing for an engaged couple.
 
2012-12-27 09:23:41 PM
"Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!"
 
2012-12-27 09:24:25 PM
Deep down, they know their man loves them.
 
2012-12-27 09:24:47 PM
too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.
 
2012-12-27 09:24:55 PM
Not a light matter at all. I was offered the opportunity when I moved in with my significant other to not work or work part time as he takes care of the bills. I declined and work full time. That way, there is no arseholishness involved over whose turn it is to do the dishes, cook, etc. He's a great man anyway, but I would never put myself in that position. Having had situations in my past in which the male views were more aligned with the Catholic church (although I have always worked and not taken time off for children and was never aligned with a devout Catholic man) this priest may go fly a kite. If that is the current view of the Vatican, then I anxiously await the absorbtion of their state into Italy, and pray it be very soon. I admit, much as I like quite a lot about Catholicism, I to this day disdain their views on women and will never convert. Fools and a city state run by foolish, foolish men. Statements such as this just continue to encourage violence and lack of understanding.
 
2012-12-27 09:25:00 PM

duffblue: "Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!"


Timely DC reference.
 
2012-12-27 09:25:18 PM
If there's a Hell, the number of priests in it has to be very high. Sadly, many of them probably enjoy the rape by flaming demon penises and whatnot.
 
2012-12-27 09:26:30 PM
Oh no. I said rape only once. Darn.
 
2012-12-27 09:26:43 PM
Yeah cause rape wasnt invented til after the miniskirt.
 
2012-12-27 09:27:27 PM
Qual è il suo nome Fark?
 
2012-12-27 09:27:33 PM
Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.
 
2012-12-27 09:30:19 PM
In some cases, he is correct. Some women stay with their abuser until it become fatal.
 
2012-12-27 09:31:11 PM
"I don't know whether you're a queer or not, but what do you feel when you see a naked women?" he asked a reporter for Rai Radio.

Same thing as when I see a naked man. A complex form that must be broken down into its component shapes so I can draw it. Why? What do you see? And where exactly has a priest seen a naked woman for that matter?
 
2012-12-27 09:32:24 PM

namegoeshere: ...while an elderly female resident told Sky Italia television that Corsi "should keep a low profile as he has lots of secrets he would not wish to come out".

Go on...


I'm guessing illegitimate children, at least 2.
 
2012-12-27 09:33:06 PM

cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.


WTF is wrong wtih you?
 
2012-12-27 09:33:21 PM
Oh yay. Rape culture has infiltrated the church.
 
2012-12-27 09:33:58 PM

unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih with you?


/FTFM
/she's still a farking moron
 
2012-12-27 09:34:48 PM

Miss Stein: Qual è il suo nome


Il mio nome è Giuseppe!
 
2012-12-27 09:35:10 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


You should be able to do that.
 
2012-12-27 09:37:53 PM
I always get my relationship advise from celibate men in dresses.
 
2012-12-27 09:41:56 PM

FarkingReading: If there's a Hell, the number of priests in it has to be very high. Sadly, many of them probably enjoy the rape by flaming demon penises and whatnot.


If you enjoy it, it's not really Hell then is it?

My idea of hell is being surrounded by bible beaters for eternity.
 
2012-12-27 09:45:52 PM
Dude needs raped with a jackhammer in a public square.
/only because prison rape isn't funny.
//just to be sure, dress his misogynistic ass up as Pagliacci, just to be sure.
///What? I can't make a good clown joke?
 
2012-12-27 09:46:50 PM

kombat_unit: In some cases, he is correct. Some women stay with their abuser until it become fatal.


Unfortunate, but quite true. Women should always retain their autonomy whether it is a full or part time job or a book club. Until all women....even those unpalatable to the rest of society, realize their sentience, it is an unfortunate ill-effect of I guess Western society, although it seems to be global based on my amateur reading and research which is wonky at best. I lived as one of these women, suffered and commiserated with them.

Truer words on Fark in this thread could not be spoken. Thank you for your kindness.

/I'm out to fix Xmas leftovers. Peace and love to all for the New Year. I am glad to fix dinner for my men as it involves little effort and they have arranged themselves to see after their own needs while I am in transit about 4 hours a day.
//again, Vatican priest can go fly a kite for all the good it may do him. Perhaps he will discover and examine the free female spirit and be tempted
///next month on CNN, fallen Vatican priest, lol
////forbidden forth slashie-I took Tai Chi and Hap Kido and learned how to drop an opponent. Ask my ex who snuck up on me one night while I was doing dishes. Didn't hurt him, only his pride. I have no need of such skills now and am at rest for it.
 
2012-12-27 09:49:32 PM
Why do people listen to these charlatans? Look, if God exists you don't need a priest/minister/bishop to talk to Him. He can hear you just fine.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:05 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


You're exactly right! On that note, we need to make sure that an idiot getting "mugged" needs to take responsibility for his own actions. Let's never refer to the guy being mugged as a "victim", he is the accuser from now on.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:06 PM
At least he didn't suggest women could be priests.  That kind of shiat can get you excommunicated.
 
2012-12-27 09:51:25 PM

RandomExcess: Before solely blaming women for DV and other stuff, being Italian, he should remember it takes two to tango.


The Tango has its origins in South America, not Italy.
 
2012-12-27 09:52:14 PM
If women don't clean, or dress like sluts, it's still a man's fault.
 
2012-12-27 09:52:35 PM

UsikFark: Miss Stein: Qual è il suo nome

Il mio nome è Giuseppe!


Your name is Toby now! *whipcrack*
 
2012-12-27 09:52:47 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


Yes to both.
 
2012-12-27 09:53:10 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.
 
2012-12-27 09:53:51 PM
Sounds like he has been reading his bible
 
2012-12-27 09:55:23 PM

specialkae: I took Tai Chi and Hap Kido and learned how to drop an opponent. Ask my ex who snuck up on me one night while I was doing dishes


I fiercely approve of this message.
That being said. I, too, studied martial arts prior to being betrothed.
On my wedding night, my spouse was not supposed to be home.
(Had to work overnight as a jet engine mechanic in the USAF, the spouse did)
I get out of the shower and walk down the hall, hear footsteps behind me coming up fast.
I spin around and just before my foot connects with the temple of the person rushing me, I realize is is the other guest of honor from my wedding party.
I relax enough to not crack the skull, and take the "victim" to the base hospital.
Now, being a cop on the base, I'm naive enough to think they will believe my tale.
But, alas. I have testicles and she has a vagina, therefore, domestic abuse!

When she gained contentiousness, it took her hours to convince them that it was not my fault, that I had put a few people away for a long time and that I was supposed to be alone that night, despite it being our wedding night.
/She could have called.

//trained a lot of ladies how to deal with creeps.

///Ask me to show you how to sweep the leg, and you get dropped from the dojo.
 
2012-12-27 09:55:55 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


Nice. You'll get some bites with that one.
 
2012-12-27 09:56:36 PM

someonelse: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.


Or the little children who are raped. And the old ladies in old-folks homes. Or the mentally incompetent. Or the fat, ugly guy in prison...

Some people are just assholes.
 
2012-12-27 10:00:22 PM
A CATHOLIC PRIEST has sparked outrage in Italy by claiming that women bring sexual and physical violence on themselves by dressing provocatively and neglecting housework, Italian media are reporting today.

/Now, little boys on the other hand, skirts are fine.

//All snark aside, seriously, can you really actually believe the derp you spew? Really? Or is just canned vomit you occasionally puke out on the general population to start shiat? I can't see, how any reasonable person would think that not doing housework deserves physical violence or sexual assault. You're either an idiot, a troll, or you love being a sodomite on little boys so much, you don't care if you piss off women. Oh wait, you've never worried about womens rights in the first place. Please continue with your moranic gut heaving bile.
 
2012-12-27 10:00:43 PM
Personally, I believe the instances of domestic violence has gone down for the simple fact that it's been a long time since it was considered acceptable.  The reports of domestic violence has gone up because there is no longer a stigma attached to it and the police will take it seriously (except in backwards places like Texas and Italy).
 
2012-12-27 10:01:05 PM

Gato Blanco: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

You're exactly right! On that note, we need to make sure that an idiot getting "mugged" needs to take responsibility for his own actions. Let's never refer to the guy being mugged as a "victim", he is the accuser from now on.


Iffy comparison; a mugging vs. no crime is not determined by consent alone. If you insist on using a monetary comparison, you'd be better off with gift vs. theft. "A says B stole $50 from them. B says that A gave it to them as a gift." Who has the burden of proof? What labels would you use for the parties?
 
2012-12-27 10:01:10 PM

KiwDaWabbit: A priest having no idea how cohabitation with a domestic partner works? No farking way.


Exactly.
 
2012-12-27 10:02:44 PM
 I want my S.O. to have five minutes alone with this man. She's nearly six feet tall and - here's the fear factor - a natural redhead. This man would probably die of a fright-induced heart attack before she even laid her talons into him.

 I know I would. I've seen this woman angry. It was a mistake I have not since made. :)
 
2012-12-27 10:03:05 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [img513.imageshack.us image 505x418]


/i love you...+1 for the lulz
 
2012-12-27 10:03:26 PM

Chameleon: UsikFark: Miss Stein: Qual è il suo nome

Il mio nome è Giuseppe!

Your name is Toby now! *whipcrack*


*clicks on profile*

Yes ma'am!
 
2012-12-27 10:05:13 PM
I am sick of religion..

Any idea what a provocative italian dress would look like?
 
2012-12-27 10:09:15 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


Does anyone know if there is a gay or lesbian version of this? I mean I usually see this in threads with heterosexual people but is this "they were asking for it/they deserved it" sentiment also put forward in homosexual circles too?
 
2012-12-27 10:12:04 PM

Smackledorfer: I am sick of religion..

Any idea what a provocative italian dress would look like?


Like this, if she knows what's good for her.

www.regaligifts.com
 
2012-12-27 10:12:51 PM
The problem isn't that self-righteous idiots are spouting their uninformed opinions, as that is and always will be the case. The problem is that people keep repeating them in media and we read it simply in anticipation of the outrage and self-righteousness we will feel by the end of article. The circle of Troll is complete.
 
2012-12-27 10:14:07 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: I hope my Catholic sister wives come home soon so she they can bake me a pie litter of babbys.


/perhaps not you.
 
2012-12-27 10:16:38 PM
Oh crap, wasn't this the guy we elected to speak on behalf of all men everywhere?

/no, no it's not
 
2012-12-27 10:18:48 PM

error 303: Smackledorfer: I am sick of religion..

Any idea what a provocative italian dress would look like?

Like this, if she knows what's good for her.


Hehe
 
2012-12-27 10:22:40 PM
I'll be in the kitchen making sammiches.

No one tell any man I was on these inter websites.

/sammiches
 
2012-12-27 10:24:11 PM

unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?


this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.
 
2012-12-27 10:24:14 PM
vudukungfu :
Dude needs raped with a jackhammer in a public square.
/only because prison rape isn't funny.
//just to be sure, dress his misogynistic ass up as Pagliacci, just to be sure.
///What? I can't make a good clown joke?


Evidently not, that one sucks. Here's one for next time:

Q: What do you call 2 Clowns driving around at Christmas time with a truck full of dildos?
A: Toys for Twats
 
2012-12-27 10:25:42 PM
Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?
 
2012-12-27 10:27:25 PM

megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?


/no...but its ok...they like it when they struggle.
 
2012-12-27 10:27:56 PM

megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?


have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?
 
2012-12-27 10:28:09 PM
Woman shouldering 0.00001% of the blame for ANYTHING that happens to them?

[hahapoundingfistontabletearsoflaughter.gif]
 
2012-12-27 10:29:14 PM

cookiefleck: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?

this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.


B-but you signed up in December 2008... did you m-make a b-bad imp-impre-imp'p'pression?

Why did you point this out? Streisand and all.
 
2012-12-27 10:29:16 PM
Aside from women commiting more domestic violence assualts than men, the US is the only country in which men are raped more than women.
 
2012-12-27 10:30:53 PM

Acharne: cookiefleck: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?

this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.

B-but you signed up in December 2008... did you m-make a b-bad imp-impre-imp'p'pression?

Why did you point this out? Streisand and all.


nope, this troll decided to be the one moral objector to me. no matter what i said.
 
2012-12-27 10:31:04 PM

Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?


I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.
 
2012-12-27 10:31:54 PM

varmitydog: Q: What do you call 2 Clowns driving around at Christmas time with a truck full of dildos?
A: Toys for Twats


You would do well to look up my joke.
Write it down.
Put it in your lunchbox.
Take it out at lunch at the job site.
Recite it.
Look at the blank stares.
Repeat until you find a job that your coworkers find it titillating at.
/Oh, and one should never end a sentence on a preposition, meathead.
 
2012-12-27 10:32:13 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

/no...but its ok...they like it when they struggle.


The struggle is the only thing that makes it worth it.

Well, that and man-rape.
 
2012-12-27 10:32:52 PM
nothing unfarkingbelievable says hurts me. but it would like me to hurt me. can't.
 
2012-12-27 10:33:44 PM
 
2012-12-27 10:34:10 PM

cookiefleck: Acharne: cookiefleck: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?

this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.

B-but you signed up in December 2008... did you m-make a b-bad imp-impre-imp'p'pression?

Why did you point this out? Streisand and all.

nope, this troll decided to be the one moral objector to me. no matter what i said.


Super no fun! It's no fun when someone on the Internet cherry picks just one person to treat like they know them in real life. The social contract works differently online. That sucks.
 
2012-12-27 10:39:04 PM
Italian momma's boy. Big surprise.
 
2012-12-27 10:42:23 PM

cookiefleck: Acharne: cookiefleck: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?

this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.

B-but you signed up in December 2008... did you m-make a b-bad imp-impre-imp'p'pression?

Why did you point this out? Streisand and all.

nope, this troll decided to be the one moral objector to me. no matter what i said.


Considering the stupidity of what you said, maybe you are just stupid.
 
2012-12-27 10:48:35 PM
Nice ad for 'Christian Mingle' below the article when I checked it out. LOL!
 
2012-12-27 10:50:30 PM
Italian priests only have themselves to blame for getting raped by the Vatican for the past thousand odd years.
 
2012-12-27 11:00:17 PM

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih with you?

/FTFM
/she's still a farking moron


No. You are the fcucking moron. You see fit to judge her from your perch, for something you know nothing about, three years down the road. Fcuck you.
 
2012-12-27 11:00:42 PM
I wonder what men do to deserve it. Since men are the victims of between 40 to 70 percent of non-reciprocal domestic violence.

I guess men are dressing slutty too.
 
2012-12-27 11:02:20 PM

someonelse: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.


Yup. Because, you know, at 14, I should have been in the kitchen making a sammich instead of at school in a t-shirt and jeans. Silly me.
 
2012-12-27 11:08:28 PM

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih with you?

/FTFM
/she's still a farking moron


Take some of the energy you spend on stalking her and pull your ducking head out of your as s.
 
2012-12-27 11:10:31 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


Yes, wearing a dress, or jeans, or a burqa, or a hazmat suit, is exactly the same as getting drunk and flashing a wad of cash, then leaving alone by the alley. So if you wear jeans, and a gay guy rapes you, it's also the same thing. You should never put your junk on display like that.

Where the fark do these people come from.
 
2012-12-27 11:13:31 PM
HARUMPH!
 
2012-12-27 11:13:50 PM

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih with you?

/FTFM
/she's still a farking moron


Find someone else to harass, you goddamned freak.
 
2012-12-27 11:15:01 PM
what do you have to say asshole? do it! heheh!
 
2012-12-27 11:17:07 PM

RandomExcess: Before solely blaming women for DV and other stuff, being Italian, he should remember it takes two to tango.


Yes, it does.

However, the tango originated in Argentina, not Italy.
 
2012-12-27 11:19:38 PM

jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.


If you don't get mugged, you're an irresponsible idiot.  If you do get mugged, you're an innocent victim.
 
2012-12-27 11:20:26 PM

megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.


[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.
 
2012-12-27 11:24:14 PM

unfarkingbelievable: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih with you?

/FTFM
/she's still a farking moron


where are you? come out to play.
 
2012-12-27 11:30:53 PM
Reading this thread convinces me that some people from /pol/ are around.
 
2012-12-27 11:37:50 PM
well, it's true that Italian women (or more accurately, "italian" women) A) don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut and B) are more than willing to strike first
 
2012-12-27 11:39:47 PM
I guess this explains why there is no domestic violence or sexual assault in Muslim countries where women are covered head to toe....


/what a moran
 
2012-12-27 11:41:56 PM
weak.
 
2012-12-27 11:46:51 PM
Poppa Kritter was of the 'town drunk' variety. Momma Kritter is of the sociopath who never received professional help variety. Pop would come home lit and Mom would inevitably get in his face and goad him on incessantly until the war was waged. Beer swilling Pop kept it to a mere thunder roar most of the time. On his rare hard alcohol nights he was a different fella, that's when Mom's mouth felt the sting of Pop's hand. So you tell me. Some people's relationship is based on dysfunctional behavior and communication at a feverish pitch. Had my Mom just went to bed or left the old man alone I & my siblings might have got some sleep as children. Plenty of biatches crank it up until they get smacked. Last place i worked, an older broad that was forever in FM shoes and too much makeup once told me "every man I ever had a relationship wound up hitting me". Gosh, wonder what the common connection was there.

And females that dress and act like trash - yes, you are asking for it. Keep on playing the role so you can cry later and play the victim you stupid coonts. There are plenty of notwelldotcom guys out there that love your type. Morans.
 
2012-12-27 11:50:34 PM

dickfreckle: I want my S.O. to have five minutes alone with this man. She's nearly six feet tall and - here's the fear factor - a natural redhead. This man would probably die of a fright-induced heart attack before she even laid her talons into him.

 I know I would. I've seen this woman angry. It was a mistake I have not since made. :)


Yeah, we all know how fierce redheads are in defending themselves against suggestions that they invite abuse. Just ask her:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-27 11:55:44 PM
Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

FOR THE UMPTEENTH farkING TIME:

There is no correlation between dressing provocatively and being raped. There are many criminology studies and interviews with rapists indicating that it is about power and degredation, not sexual attraction.

Only 4% of attackers even remember what their victims wore.Now don't you have a parish to run?
 
2012-12-27 11:56:25 PM

Gergesa: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

Does anyone know if there is a gay or lesbian version of this? I mean I usually see this in threads with heterosexual people but is this "they were asking for it/they deserved it" sentiment also put forward in homosexual circles


well let's see. It depends on the situation...gay men deserve the domestic violence/raping because they are sexual deviants or sluts asking for it who will sleep with anyone anyway and probably liked it. Lesbians are either man haters who are crying rape becaus ether hate anyone with a penis OR in need of a good dicking so they can get in a real relationship with a man.

Personally
 
2012-12-27 11:57:57 PM
And dear god the new posting window plays freaking havoc on my posting from my iPad. shiat.
 
2012-12-27 11:58:14 PM
KrispyKritter

And females that dress and act like trash - yes, you are asking for it. Keep on playing the role so you can cry later and play the victim you stupid coonts. There are plenty of notwelldotcom guys out there that love your type. Morans.

Congratulations on turning into your father. You must be very proud of yourself.
 
2012-12-28 12:02:25 AM
Does anyone know if there is a gay or lesbian version of this? I mean I usually see this in threads with heterosexual people but is this "they were asking for it/they deserved it" sentiment also put forward in homosexual circles too?

Why do you think conservatives and the church are so anti-gay? Because it puts them in a position where someone could treat them as they treat women.


"every man I ever had a relationship wound up hitting me". Gosh, wonder what the common connection was there.

Sounds like she seeks out those who fit a certain profile (father was probably a beater) - There are plenty of men who would not hit a woman no matter what she said. People need to learn that there is one thing to say that ends that type of behavior (both the abuse and the biatching) and that is: "Good bye".
 
2012-12-28 12:04:18 AM
There is no correlation between dressing provocatively and being raped. There are many criminology studies and interviews with rapists indicating that it is about power and degredation, not sexual attraction.

Only 4% of attackers even remember what their victims wore.Now don't you have a parish to run?


QFT
 
2012-12-28 12:08:13 AM
In to second the "it has nothing to do with her clothes" point.
 
2012-12-28 12:11:12 AM

MeanJean: KrispyKritter

And females that dress and act like trash - yes, you are asking for it. Keep on playing the role so you can cry later and play the victim you stupid coonts. There are plenty of notwelldotcom guys out there that love your type. Morans.

Congratulations on turning into your father. You must be very proud of yourself.


Seconded. Though I guess it is a small step at a time one generation at a time for people incapable of thinking new thoughts.
 
2012-12-28 12:11:58 AM

NotARocketScientist: There is no correlation between dressing provocatively and being raped. There are many criminology studies and interviews with rapists indicating that it is about power and degredation, not sexual attraction.

Only 4% of attackers even remember what their victims wore.Now don't you have a parish to run?

QFT


You can say that again.
 
2012-12-28 12:22:43 AM
Why do people take this oxygen thief so seriously? I think it's funny--kind of like listening to Father Guido Sarducci on Saturday Night Live.
These bozo priests can say anything they want for all I care--makes no diff to my life.
You contribute to their sense of self importance.
I laugh.
 
2012-12-28 12:30:08 AM

MorrisBird: Only because we haven't found the bastard yet.


I'm glad he's on a totally different continent than I am. The amount of rage hate around that guy would probably give me cancer.
 
2012-12-28 12:42:52 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.


That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.
 
2012-12-28 12:43:24 AM

someonelse: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.


Pics or it didn't happen!
 
2012-12-28 12:51:10 AM

Ed Grubermann: Why do people listen to these charlatans? Look, if God exists you don't need a priest/minister/bishop to talk to Him. He can hear you just fine.


upload.wikimedia.org

/ would agree with that...
// funny how many Protestant churches have seemingly drifted away from that
 
2012-12-28 12:56:41 AM

Big Ramifications: Woman shouldering 0.00001% of the blame for ANYTHING that happens to them?

[hahapoundingfistontabletearsoflaughter.gif]


Oh, there's something worth laughing about in your post, alright.
 
2012-12-28 01:06:22 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.


Coito, ergo sum.

/Yes, I already know I'm going to hell.
 
2012-12-28 01:13:14 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.


Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.
 
2012-12-28 01:13:36 AM
KrispyKritter poppa critter *snip*

Nothing your mom did forced your dad to hit her. He's the one that let himself hit her. Just so you know.
 
2012-12-28 01:13:37 AM
A CATHOLIC PRIEST has sparked outrage..

For daring to be a Non-Muslim saying this.

Then again I do expect better from Catholics than the Muslims in the modern era. Not much better mind you.
 
2012-12-28 01:13:38 AM
What's the difference between a Priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.

/Yay! I'm recycling!
 
2012-12-28 01:18:16 AM

Ed Grubermann: someonelse: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.

Or the little children who are raped. And the old ladies in old-folks homes. Or the mentally incompetent. Or the fat, ugly guy in prison...

Some people are just assholes.


I now have him farkied in a very bright color as "likely to rape if given the chance."

/stay classy
 
2012-12-28 01:21:28 AM

steerforth: cookiefleck: Acharne: cookiefleck: unfarkingbelievable: cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.

WTF is wrong wtih you?

this is a troll who has been stalking me since 2008... really. like im pretty sure it's a TFer that doesn't seem to have had a life since then and seems to have an overinflated ego on all sorts of things like morality.

B-but you signed up in December 2008... did you m-make a b-bad imp-impre-imp'p'pression?

Why did you point this out? Streisand and all.

nope, this troll decided to be the one moral objector to me. no matter what i said.

Considering the stupidity of what you said, maybe you are just stupid.


Pretty much this.  I'd troll her stupid ass too.
 
2012-12-28 01:21:49 AM

iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.


Always do.
 
2012-12-28 01:22:32 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Coito, ergo sum.

/Yes, I already know I'm going to hell.


Well, we have something in common. I hear they serve drinks on the way.
 
2012-12-28 01:22:41 AM

the_rev: Find someone else to harass, you goddamned freak.


Says the lunatic responding to the same post three times in a row.

Go to farking bed.
 
2012-12-28 01:25:00 AM

dickfreckle: I want my S.O. to have five minutes alone with this man. She's nearly six feet tall and - here's the fear factor - a natural redhead. This man would probably die of a fright-induced heart attack before she even laid her talons into him.

 I know I would. I've seen this woman angry. It was a mistake I have not since made. :)


Why is that funny or ok?
 
2012-12-28 01:25:50 AM

megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.


Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009
 
2012-12-28 01:26:26 AM
Not vacuumin? That's a rapin.
 
2012-12-28 01:27:35 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Coito, ergo sum.

/Yes, I already know I'm going to hell.

Well, we have something in common. I hear they serve drinks on the way.


I hope the drinks have those little paper umbrellas in them.

/And rum.  Lots of rum.
 
2012-12-28 01:44:32 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Coito, ergo sum.

/Yes, I already know I'm going to hell.

Well, we have something in common. I hear they serve drinks on the way.

I hope the drinks have those little paper umbrellas in them.

/And rum.  Lots of rum.


Lots of rum.
 
2012-12-28 01:46:42 AM

libranoelrose: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Coito, ergo sum.

/Yes, I already know I'm going to hell.

Well, we have something in common. I hear they serve drinks on the way.

I hope the drinks have those little paper umbrellas in them.

/And rum.  Lots of rum.

Lots of rum.


Just got me some rum. Thanks for the inspiration.
 
2012-12-28 01:57:09 AM

megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009


Haha ah okay I see. That's the only reason I asked.  89 years is quite awhile in which things could.....change.
 
2012-12-28 01:58:56 AM
I've got a little captain in me.

/someone please get him out
 
2012-12-28 02:00:57 AM

libranoelrose: I've got a little captain in me.

/someone please get him out


Ok, I snorted orange soda. Ow.
 
2012-12-28 02:03:28 AM
So on top of ignoring what Jesus said to take care of people now a priest is taking a position exactly opposite of what Jesus did when he saved the accused adulteress from being stoned. What next?
 
2012-12-28 02:23:15 AM

megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009


Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum
 
2012-12-28 02:27:41 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum


Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.
 
2012-12-28 02:30:07 AM

megarian: Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.


While this comment won't engender you to many Farkettes, it is still pretty damn funny.

And accurate...
 
2012-12-28 02:31:53 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.


I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.
 
2012-12-28 02:32:08 AM
gerrymander:

25.media.tumblr.com

redheads

redheads

redheads


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-28 02:33:46 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.


It's true! Ask any not batshiat crazy girl. And let everyone know if you find a not batshiat crazy girl. She'll probably be riding a unicorn.
 
2012-12-28 02:34:59 AM
My SIL is one of those 'get in your face' types who love to yell 'go ahead and hit me'. Most of her boyfriends eventually took her up on it. One of them to.d me she did it so often, he figured it was a fantasy so he belted her. I'm not saying it's right, but baiting someone and daring them to do something is not terribly intelligent.
 
2012-12-28 02:39:34 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

It's true! Ask any not batshiat crazy girl. And let everyone know if you find a not batshiat crazy girl. She'll probably be riding a unicorn.


Whenever I start dating someone the first thing my mother and sisters ask is, "is she crazy?"  I thought I was just having bad luck or was attracted to the crazy (because crazy in the head is crazy in the bed).
 
2012-12-28 02:42:00 AM

megarian: Older guys get hotter richer with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.


There we go.
 
2012-12-28 02:43:48 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

It's true! Ask any not batshiat crazy girl. And let everyone know if you find a not batshiat crazy girl. She'll probably be riding a unicorn.

Whenever I start dating someone the first thing my mother and sisters ask is, "is she crazy?"  I thought I was just having bad luck or was attracted to the crazy (because crazy in the head is crazy in the bed).


Crazy in the head usually does means crazy in the bed. When you're right, you're right, sir.

But sometimes crazy in bed = jail time. Also might be worth it. You win some, you lose some.
 
2012-12-28 02:44:22 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.


Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.
 
2012-12-28 02:47:26 AM
Oh yeah, buddy, you're the one wearing a dress.
 
2012-12-28 02:49:15 AM

iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.


I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey
 
2012-12-28 02:54:40 AM

megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey


Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, you don't want to know the kinds of things I get up to when I'm determined to cause mischief.
 
2012-12-28 02:59:32 AM

iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, you don't want to know the kinds of things I get up to when I'm determined to cause mischief.


That...that is kind of awesome. Boredom makes me do apparently illegal things... Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Sorry East Lansing.
 
2012-12-28 03:04:19 AM

megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.


Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.
 
2012-12-28 03:04:57 AM
Well, then I guess that you might have yourself to blame when I just slap your face with a cricket bat, padre... I mean, you are asking for it...

Seriously, this kind of bullshiat it's not only demeaning to women(duh) but also insulting to us men. The connotation that our primary impulse as males is to rape and it's up to women to stop us just irks me.

Besides, the hypocrisy of the statement is just baffling...
 
2012-12-28 03:06:08 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.


Hey, it was a party.

And yes, you are correct.
 
2012-12-28 03:09:10 AM

iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, you don't want ...


I taught my niece to slime her daddy.  She'd ask him for a kiss (and who can resist their 4 year old daughter when she asks for a kiss?), then she'd lick him from chin to forehead.  I also taught her "pull my finger", which my sister still has not forgiven me for doing.
 
2012-12-28 03:10:57 AM

megarian: Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.

Hey, it was a party.

And yes, you are correct.


"Contents under pressure"
"Proceed with caution"
"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"

I could never listen to that last one.
 
2012-12-28 03:12:21 AM

OgreMagi: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, you don't want ...

I taught my niece to slime her daddy.  She'd ask him for a kiss (and who can resist their 4 year old daughter when she asks for a kiss?), then she'd lick him from chin to forehead.  I also taught her "pull my finger", which my sister still has not forgiven me for doing.


You're doing it right.
 
2012-12-28 03:13:26 AM

megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, ...


My girlfriend is just lucky I haven't come up with elaborate pranks for her yet. But then again she's pretty easy to get riled up without having to prank her. Prototypical cheerleader.

Still trying to figure out something to prank my roommate with, I try to be eccentric in my pranks, but he's a 42 year old manboy. He probably wouldn't get the joke.
 
2012-12-28 03:14:27 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.

Hey, it was a party.

And yes, you are correct.

"Contents under pressure"
"Proceed with caution"
"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"

I could never listen to that last one.


That last one will get 'cha every time.

That's why Judge Judy is still on TV.
 
2012-12-28 03:14:29 AM

megarian: Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.

Hey, it was a party.

And yes, you are correct.


Oh... I can see why it'd be fun... fire, gravity, destruction, danger... some black powder woulda been icing on the cake. Good times.

I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.
 
2012-12-28 03:14:57 AM

megarian: OgreMagi: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I ...


I sent a full drum set to my other niece for her 5th birthday a few months ago.  I'm an evil bastard.
 
2012-12-28 03:16:13 AM

iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I'm bored, ...

My girlfriend is just lucky I haven't come up with elaborate pranks for her yet. But then again she's pretty easy to get riled up without having to prank her. Prototypical cheerleader.

Still trying to figure out something to prank my roommate with, I try to be eccentric in my pranks, but he's a 42 year old manboy. He probably wouldn't get the joke.


He might take out a PPO. No one likes PPOs. So much paperwork.
 
2012-12-28 03:17:39 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Like throwing a flaming kitchen table set off of a roof.

Wow... you are strong with the crazy.

/That shiat should come with a warning label.

Hey, it was a party.

And yes, you are correct.

Oh... I can see why it'd be fun... fire, gravity, destruction, danger... some black powder woulda been icing on the cake. Good times.

I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.


Exaaaaaactly!
 
2012-12-28 03:19:26 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.


I avoided my personal crazy stint.  I had enough crazy going on around me that I didn't need to add to the bedlam.
 
2012-12-28 03:20:13 AM

OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that's just when I ...

I sent a full drum set to my other niece for her 5th birthday a few months ago.  I'm an evil bastard.


I got my 4 year old niece every toy I could find that made noise.

*fist bump*
 
2012-12-28 03:21:13 AM

iq_in_binary: Still trying to figure out something to prank my roommate with, I try to be eccentric in my pranks, but he's a 42 year old manboy. He probably wouldn't get the joke.


The Ultimate Shaving Cream Prank

Please do this... I've been dying to try it on somebody.
It's juvenile... but just watching that video makes me LOL.

/I guess I'm juvenile.
 
2012-12-28 03:22:34 AM
Well, the whiskey wore off. Time for bed. Happy Kwanzaa! Nite nite.
 
2012-12-28 03:22:39 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if he got raped by like 5 guys?

/who says rape isn't funny?
 
2012-12-28 03:23:45 AM

megarian: I sent a full drum set to my other niece for her 5th birthday a few months ago. I'm an evil bastard.

I got my 4 year old niece every toy I could find that made noise.

*fist bump*


Great (evil) minds think alike.  I am notorious for getting noisy toys.  My family hasn't disowned me because I have a nasty habit of buying them uber cool gifts for no apparent reason.

I should go to Toys-R-Us and just ask them, "what's the noisiest, most annoying toy you have?"  A life-size signing Barney?  SOLD!
 
2012-12-28 03:24:25 AM

OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.

I avoided my personal crazy stint.  I had enough crazy going on around me that I didn't need to add to the bedlam.


I hear she's single again... wanna try it out? She's pretty hot.

Pro-tip: Don't buy her a motorcycle.

Or a horse.

Or a car.

Or a house.
 
2012-12-28 03:24:38 AM

megarian: Well, the whiskey wore off. Time for bed. Happy Kwanzaa! Nite nite.


Well damn.  I hadn't even gotten to the BIE/EIP part, yet.  LOL

/good night
 
2012-12-28 03:25:09 AM

megarian: Well, the whiskey wore off. Time for bed. Happy Kwanzaa! Nite nite.


Stay classy.

/Work on the crazy.
 
2012-12-28 03:25:40 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: megarian: Well, the whiskey wore off. Time for bed. Happy Kwanzaa! Nite nite.

Stay classy.

/Work on the crazy.


*wink*
Maaaaybe!
 
2012-12-28 03:26:20 AM

OgreMagi: A life-size signing Barney?


Wouldn't that be quiet?
 
2012-12-28 03:26:55 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.

I avoided my personal crazy stint.  I had enough crazy going on around me that I didn't need to add to the bedlam.

I hear she's single again... wanna try it out? She's pretty hot.

Pro-tip: Don't buy her a motorcycle.

Or a horse.

Or a car.

Or a house.


I didn't marry the crazy.  It was her daughter that was crazy (my former stepdaughter).   Crazy as in the biatch tried to stab me with a knife because I took away her internet access for the day because she kept swearing at me.
 
2012-12-28 03:27:39 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: A life-size signing Barney?

Wouldn't that be quiet?


er, singing.  I didn't think I had all that much to drink (so far).
 
2012-12-28 03:28:59 AM
Domestic violence is genderless.
 
2012-12-28 03:30:25 AM

megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: iq_in_binary: OgreMagi: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: megarian: iq_in_binary: megarian: OgreMagi: megarian: Benjamin Orr: megarian: Just a question:
Do the boys that priests rape wear salacious clothing?

have you not seen those sexy altar boy uniforms?

I'm a chick and... Well...

7/10 Would bang.

[clicks on profile]

Uhm, I would happily wear the alterboy outfit for you.  I can even speak a little bit of Latin.

That....um....that's kinda hot.

Maybe I need therapy.

Or maybe I need some religion.

Have anything more recent? Some things get better with age.

Always do.

Also. I have no idea why it says 2004. I did them my junior year in college: 2009

Oh, jeez.  That means I'm twice your age.

/I'll be crying in the corner
//with the rum

Older guys get hotter with age. Like scotch. Women...not so much. They just get batshiat crazy.

I, uh, I ....
Please don't tease middle aged men. It's not nice.

Hey you're probably fairing better than me. I'm 27 and I'm already bald. Alopecia is a biatch. Half of an eyebrow is gone and the lower lashes in my left eye won't grow anymore, and my lashes were my go to for charming potential dates.

Now, my girlfriend doesn't mind, thankfully, but try getting a date with half an eyebrow gone and screwy looking eyelashes.

I'd rather have grays (which I did, probably more than you) and a bald spot up top than having to look like a cueball. Gets some weird looks in north Minneapolis, my girlfriend is black.

I'd take that over a crazy guy any day.

/had to quit insane guys cold turkey

Haha, I'm crazy alright, just the eccentric kind of crazy. My sister is still pissed at me after I taught my 20 month old nephew to cluck like a chicken. Taught my cousin's Cockatoo to fly up on her shoulder and say "Make me sammich." Hacked the family router when I was there for thanksgiving so that the only site that will load up for my youngest sister's laptop is equestriadaily.com after 9pm.

And that ...


Haha manboy, remember? He doesn't know what a personal protective order even is.

He's also a hockey head, I'm thinking maybe some itch powder in his skates. And then a gram of capsaicin powder in his gold bond. Wait to see just HOW LONG it takes him to figure out it's a prank. Keep a stopwatch from when he puts on his boots to when he figures it out. Print him out a certificate with his time.

I figure if I get out of it without a broken jaw (He's BIG) it'll be worth it.
 
2012-12-28 03:30:44 AM

OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.

I avoided my personal crazy stint.  I had enough crazy going on around me that I didn't need to add to the bedlam.

I hear she's single again... wanna try it out? She's pretty hot.

Pro-tip: Don't buy her a motorcycle.

Or a horse.

Or a car.

Or a house.

I didn't marry the crazy.  It was her daughter that was crazy (my former stepdaughter).   Crazy as in the biatch tried to stab me with a knife because I took away her internet access for the day because she kept swearing at me.


That's pretty crazy. But at least she was just violent and impulsive. Had she put some thought and planning into farking up the rest of your life... she could have REALLY farked up the rest of your life.
 
2012-12-28 03:32:40 AM
Ahhhh... finally. I think the hot chick is actually gone... I can stop sucking in my gut now.
 
2012-12-28 03:32:57 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: I did my stint with crazy. It was painful... and expensive.

I avoided my personal crazy stint.  I had enough crazy going on around me that I didn't need to add to the bedlam.

I hear she's single again... wanna try it out? She's pretty hot.

Pro-tip: Don't buy her a motorcycle.

Or a horse.

Or a car.

Or a house.

I didn't marry the crazy.  It was her daughter that was crazy (my former stepdaughter).   Crazy as in the biatch tried to stab me with a knife because I took away her internet access for the day because she kept swearing at me.

That's pretty crazy. But at least she was just violent and impulsive. Had she put some thought and planning into farking up the rest of your life... she could have REALLY farked up the rest of your life.


She did fark things up.  She even announced to my wife and me, "I'm going to get you two to divorce".  She was successful.  She didn't like me around because I had this crazy belief that a 15 year old girl should actually go to school every day and not binge drink while her mother was in denial (not my precious little snowflake).
 
2012-12-28 03:33:38 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Ahhhh... finally. I think the hot chick is actually gone... I can stop sucking in my gut now.


*whoosh*   I think I was turning blue.
 
2012-12-28 03:37:49 AM

OgreMagi: She did fark things up. She even announced to my wife and me, "I'm going to get you two to divorce". She was successful. She didn't like me around because I had this crazy belief that a 15 year old girl should actually go to school every day and not binge drink while her mother was in denial (not my precious little snowflake).


Well... divorced and on your own isn't as bad as divorced and incarcerated... or registering as a sex offender.
 
2012-12-28 03:43:09 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: iq_in_binary: Still trying to figure out something to prank my roommate with, I try to be eccentric in my pranks, but he's a 42 year old manboy. He probably wouldn't get the joke.

The Ultimate Shaving Cream Prank

Please do this... I've been dying to try it on somebody.
It's juvenile... but just watching that video makes me LOL.

/I guess I'm juvenile.


Nah I've done the shaving cream thing already. One of my students (I say that lightly, the situation in JobCorps was utterly farked, the instructor quit and I got put in charge until a replacement could be found, I graduated 3 months later without having seen or heard about a replacement instructor) filled one of my sneakers half full with packing grease. Went to the PX (which is about as good a descriptor I can give for the student store) and bought a can of shaving cream and a pack of balloons. Went back to the shop right after evening roll call (they gave me keys, idiots) and spent all night making a weighted rig to fall after the door cleared, depress the nozzle on the can of shaving cream, and fill a balloon that was rather laboriously (seriously, it was a biatch) attached to the nozzle airtight. The kid that pulled the prank was always the first in the shop (he liked to tinker around like I do) in the morning, so I got up extra early, got an early breakfast and set up in the office just looking at the door.

The most hilarious thing about it that still kicks over the giggle box from time to time is the way he quirked his head to the side like a quizzical dog JUST before the balloon popped. So much shaving cream you couldn't even tell if he was blinking.

Then I made him clean it up.
 
2012-12-28 03:43:25 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: She did fark things up. She even announced to my wife and me, "I'm going to get you two to divorce". She was successful. She didn't like me around because I had this crazy belief that a 15 year old girl should actually go to school every day and not binge drink while her mother was in denial (not my precious little snowflake).

Well... divorced and on your own isn't as bad as divorced and incarcerated... or registering as a sex offender.


Good point.  One time I overheard her tell her mother, "If you don't let me go to the party I will call the police and tell them you beat me and Ogre molests me".  I immediately told my (ex)wife that "under no circumstances were we to be left alone together ever again.  If I have to lock her out of the house half the night because you decided to hang with your friends, tough shiat."  She said I was over reacting.

I also handed the phone to the little biatch and told her to go ahead and call the police because I didn't have a problem with her being placed in foster care.  I know that sounds cruel, but this was after a year of hell and I had reached my breaking point.
 
2012-12-28 03:47:12 AM

OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: She did fark things up. She even announced to my wife and me, "I'm going to get you two to divorce". She was successful. She didn't like me around because I had this crazy belief that a 15 year old girl should actually go to school every day and not binge drink while her mother was in denial (not my precious little snowflake).

Well... divorced and on your own isn't as bad as divorced and incarcerated... or registering as a sex offender.

Good point.  One time I overheard her tell her mother, "If you don't let me go to the party I will call the police and tell them you beat me and Ogre molests me".  I immediately told my (ex)wife that "under no circumstances were we to be left alone together ever again.  If I have to lock her out of the house half the night because you decided to hang with your friends, tough shiat."  She said I was over reacting.

I also handed the phone to the little biatch and told her to go ahead and call the police because I didn't have a problem with her being placed in foster care.  I know that sounds cruel, but this was after a year of hell and I had reached my breaking point.


Wow. Count your blessings man. Seriously...

Hey... as long as we're having our own little conversation here... what do you ride?

/Checked your profile
//Not hitting on you
 
2012-12-28 03:49:24 AM

iq_in_binary: The most hilarious thing about it that still kicks over the giggle box from time to time is the way he quirked his head to the side like a quizzical dog JUST before the balloon popped. So much shaving cream you couldn't even tell if he was blinking.


That is farking AWESOME.

Well done.
 
2012-12-28 03:59:19 AM

someonelse: jeffowl: Clearly, people should be able to dress as they like without the threat of being raped. Just like I should be able to get drunk, flash a wad of cash as I pay my tab, and leave by myself through the alley without being mugged.

We could get a bunch of us together to describe to you the unremarkable, unsexy things we were wearing when we were raped, but it would just be sad and disturbing.


I so want to reply with something witty yet poignant. Instead, consider this an impotent variant of an exclamation mark.
 
2012-12-28 04:01:22 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: iq_in_binary: The most hilarious thing about it that still kicks over the giggle box from time to time is the way he quirked his head to the side like a quizzical dog JUST before the balloon popped. So much shaving cream you couldn't even tell if he was blinking.

That is farking AWESOME.

Well done.


Funny thing is for all the machining and fabricating I did (I was pissed, favorite pair of shoes ruined) was that the miracle fix of the night was had with a pocket knife and a farking twist tie. Welding instructor looked at the rig, saw that (how I got the balloon on air tight) and the first words out of his mouth were "Should've just joined the Marine Corps!" (The welding and machining guys had an ongoing inside joke like rivalry going on, most the veterans in Welding were Army, Machining had a couple Marines) (Hehe Paren Heaven!: They never really got over me coining the nickname "Sparkle Fairies," it caught on), the most senior student, my friend, and ex Marine said "fark that, his reign of terror would be as legendary as Chesty Puller."

Tried joining 4 years later, go figure. Then got a broken leg on DEP. Required hardware, so going in after that was right out.
 
2012-12-28 04:08:29 AM
Catholic priests understand women the same way tapeworms understand nuclear physics. Priests of every denomination are pretty much parasites, the collective heirs to some bright guy in the Neolithic age who figured out how not to work for a living.
 
2012-12-28 04:09:18 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: She did fark things up. She even announced to my wife and me, "I'm going to get you two to divorce". She was successful. She didn't like me around because I had this crazy belief that a 15 year old girl should actually go to school every day and not binge drink while her mother was in denial (not my precious little snowflake).

Well... divorced and on your own isn't as bad as divorced and incarcerated... or registering as a sex offender.

Good point.  One time I overheard her tell her mother, "If you don't let me go to the party I will call the police and tell them you beat me and Ogre molests me".  I immediately told my (ex)wife that "under no circumstances were we to be left alone together ever again.  If I have to lock her out of the house half the night because you decided to hang with your friends, tough shiat."  She said I was over reacting.

I also handed the phone to the little biatch and told her to go ahead and call the police because I didn't have a problem with her being placed in foster care.  I know that sounds cruel, but this was after a year of hell and I had reached my breaking point.

Wow. Count your blessings man. Seriously...

Hey... as long as we're having our own little conversation here... what do you ride?

/Checked your profile
//Not hitting on you


A 2006 Harley XL-1200C.  I paid it off earlier this year.  I bought it the same time that little incident happened.  My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over.  Yeah, she was PISSED!  I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.
 
2012-12-28 04:18:30 AM

OgreMagi: A 2006 Harley XL-1200C. I paid it off earlier this year. I bought it the same time that little incident happened. My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over. Yeah, she was PISSED! I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.


Good for you... and a nice ride. I bought the ex an 883 because she kept biatching that I wouldn't put a back seat on my bike (hintity hint, hint). I would guess she sold it.

You did it right... ha ha ha.
 
2012-12-28 04:23:42 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: A 2006 Harley XL-1200C. I paid it off earlier this year. I bought it the same time that little incident happened. My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over. Yeah, she was PISSED! I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.

Good for you... and a nice ride. I bought the ex an 883 because she kept biatching that I wouldn't put a back seat on my bike (hintity hint, hint). I would guess she sold it.

You did it right... ha ha ha.


I did tell her, "when you stop sleeping on the couch, I will consider buying you a car."  She actually thought she could convince me otherwise.

BTW, she tried to get me to sleep on the couch.  I told her, fark that.  It's my bed.  I bought it before we got married.

A side note.  The best cure for post-divorce depression is a hot nymphomaniac with custom made perfect D boobs, though I do NOT recommend keeping her around for too long because she's nothing but trouble.
 
2012-12-28 04:25:50 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: A 2006 Harley XL-1200C. I paid it off earlier this year. I bought it the same time that little incident happened. My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over. Yeah, she was PISSED! I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.

Good for you... and a nice ride. I bought the ex an 883 because she kept biatching that I wouldn't put a back seat on my bike (hintity hint, hint). I would guess she sold it.

You did it right... ha ha ha.


Oh, I tried to upgrade to a Street Bob earlier this year.  They wanted to charge me 21% interest despite me having a perfect payment record with them for the previous bike.  I told them to go fark themselves and bought a Miata instead since my current car was getting old.
 
2012-12-28 04:33:51 AM

OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: A 2006 Harley XL-1200C. I paid it off earlier this year. I bought it the same time that little incident happened. My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over. Yeah, she was PISSED! I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.

Good for you... and a nice ride. I bought the ex an 883 because she kept biatching that I wouldn't put a back seat on my bike (hintity hint, hint). I would guess she sold it.

You did it right... ha ha ha.

Oh, I tried to upgrade to a Street Bob earlier this year.  They wanted to charge me 21% interest despite me having a perfect payment record with them for the previous bike.  I told them to go fark themselves and bought a Miata instead since my current car was getting old.


My little revenge/get over it/get on with life program has been to replace everything I lost (I left in the middle of the night with a bag and my tuck) with something newer, nicer, bigger and/or more expensive. It's been fun.

The bank that does Harley loans is notoriously farked up. I wouldn't even bother with them.
 
2012-12-28 04:50:46 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: Pray 4 Mojo: OgreMagi: A 2006 Harley XL-1200C. I paid it off earlier this year. I bought it the same time that little incident happened. My wife had been trying to convince me to buy her a car (she wanted a Mini), but since she had stopped sleeping with me, I bought the Harley to piss her off since I already knew the marriage was over. Yeah, she was PISSED! I'd been wanting a Harley for a long time, but kept putting it off because I always put family needs first.

Good for you... and a nice ride. I bought the ex an 883 because she kept biatching that I wouldn't put a back seat on my bike (hintity hint, hint). I would guess she sold it.

You did it right... ha ha ha.

Oh, I tried to upgrade to a Street Bob earlier this year.  They wanted to charge me 21% interest despite me having a perfect payment record with them for the previous bike.  I told them to go fark themselves and bought a Miata instead since my current car was getting old.

My little revenge/get over it/get on with life program has been to replace everything I lost (I left in the middle of the night with a bag and my tuck) with something newer, nicer, bigger and/or more expensive. It's been fun.

The bank that does Harley loans is notoriously farked up. I wouldn't even bother with them.


I told the Harley salesman that I was insulted by their offer and would be taking my business elsewhere.  The Mazda dealership went out of their way to find me the best rate possible rate (even with my less than perfect credit score) and got my business.  I suppose I could have gone through my bank for the bike loan, but I figured that was their job.  And that is exactly what the Mazda dealer did.  My bank knows exactly how much money I pump through them and was willing to work out a deal.
 
2012-12-28 04:52:13 AM
Ok, the hot college tease is gone for the night, I have no BIE, and it's late.  Going to bed.
 
2012-12-28 04:55:42 AM

cynicalbastard: Catholic priests understand women the same way tapeworms understand nuclear physics. Priests of every denomination are pretty much parasites, the collective heirs to some bright guy in the Neolithic age who figured out how not to work for a living.


Ohh my.

That phrase is colourful indeed.

May I gank it?
 
2012-12-28 04:58:11 AM

OgreMagi: Ok, the hot college tease is gone for the night, I have no BIE, and it's late.  Going to bed.


later
 
2012-12-28 04:58:21 AM
I guess it depends on whether it is legitimate domestic violence and/or legitimate sexual assault.

/this religion thing, have we realized it is not good for us?
//his religious text states approval for both, so not his fault
 
2012-12-28 05:56:32 AM
Time this archaic anachronistic organisation lost its tax free status, its UN seat and any sort of belief that it is a country!
 
2012-12-28 06:08:16 AM
Italian media = Fake
Pamphlet nailed to door = Fake
Resignation = Turns out to be fake too.

/Surprise
//Surprise
///Surprise
 
2012-12-28 06:46:20 AM

Jae0o0: Yeah cause rape wasnt invented til after the miniskirt.


I like this and am sooo stealing it.
 
2012-12-28 07:22:05 AM

cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.


LULZ

Awesome.
 
2012-12-28 07:22:19 AM

david_gaithersburg: Italian media = Fake
Pamphlet nailed to door = Fake
Resignation = Turns out to be fake too.

/Surprise
//Surprise
///Surprise


Reading comprehension fail. The priest made no claim that the views expressed in the pamphlet weren't his, just the resignation letter.
 
2012-12-28 07:23:10 AM
I think women bring domestic violence on themselves by marrying and then staying with type A douche bags. They'll get no sympathy from me.
 
2012-12-28 07:31:55 AM

hitlersbrain: I think women bring domestic violence on themselves by marrying and then staying with type A douche bags. They'll get no sympathy from me.


lulz

The "nice guy" angle. Perfect. This thread has everything
 
2012-12-28 07:36:44 AM

Tat'dGreaser: hitlersbrain: I think women bring domestic violence on themselves by marrying and then staying with type A douche bags. They'll get no sympathy from me.

lulz

The "nice guy" angle. Perfect. This thread has everything


Nice guy angle? Is that some new lefty code phrase or something?
 
2012-12-28 07:40:11 AM

hitlersbrain: Nice guy angle? Is that some new lefty code phrase or something?


Oh no, if you've been on the internet for more than a day you know exactly what I'm talking about
 
2012-12-28 07:45:52 AM
Just another asshat. Not as bad as the one who said kids seduced priests but getting up there.
 
2012-12-28 07:51:47 AM

david_gaithersburg: /Surprise
//Surprise
///Surprise



/gomer
//Gomer
///GOMER
 
2012-12-28 07:53:53 AM

Tat'dGreaser: hitlersbrain: Nice guy angle? Is that some new lefty code phrase or something?

Oh no, if you've been on the internet for more than a day you know exactly what I'm talking about


Okay, is it a (rather sad) attempt to say that guys who are not type A nut jobs are 'really hiding something' or 'just jealous'?

That seems more in line with your 10 year old mentality.
 
2012-12-28 07:58:58 AM
I don't care if we are talking about male or female victim, the first instance of domestic violence the victim is completely blameless. The second time you were the dip shiat that stayed with them so you get some of the blame. It's been happening one a week for years? Well I'm inclined to believe you want it.
 
2012-12-28 08:17:40 AM
 
2012-12-28 08:47:15 AM

Kittypie070: cynicalbastard: Catholic priests understand women the same way tapeworms understand nuclear physics. Priests of every denomination are pretty much parasites, the collective heirs to some bright guy in the Neolithic age who figured out how not to work for a living.

Ohh my.

That phrase is colourful indeed.

May I gank it?


Gank freely, and gank hard, and gank truly.
 
2012-12-28 08:50:06 AM

hitlersbrain: I think women bring domestic violence on themselves by marrying and then staying with type A douche bags. They'll get no sympathy from me.


Why don't women appreciate how sensitive you are?
 
2012-12-28 08:51:43 AM

cookiefleck: too bad italian men are the most dependent, pussy whipped men on the planet.


I read an interesting article not long ago that claimed that Italy's rank in terms of rape was one of the lowest on the planet, but their domestic violence was through the roof.
 
2012-12-28 08:58:59 AM

hitlersbrain: I think women bring domestic violence on themselves by marrying and then staying with type A douche bags. They'll get no sympathy from me.


It's possible to be "type A" but not a douchebag - my Fark handle notwithstanding.

"Type A" is just another way of saying "assertive." And yeah, I am. I'm also a raging liberal who believes in helping the poor and a fan of handguns. For home defense; not in your face.

 BTW, being born male already gives you a 50/50 chance at being "type A." We're assholes. Always have been. The true men out there understand that their natural instinct to f*ck something up is not to be applied to their S.O. Punch a wall if you have to. But don't go out beating and raping women.

 I figured this was common sense, but it doesn't appear that way.
 
2012-12-28 09:03:29 AM

iollow: Domestic violence is genderless.


You've been slapped by a Ken doll.
 
2012-12-28 09:11:43 AM

kombat_unit: In some cases, he is correct. Some women stay with their abuser until it become fatal.


And people like this priest are the major cause of that.
 
2012-12-28 09:40:13 AM

kombat_unit: In some cases, he is correct. Some women stay with their abuser until it become fatal.


Kind of like most religious people and their churches.
 
2012-12-28 09:42:58 AM

not_an_indigo: Oh yay. Rape culture has infiltrated always been an open secret of the church.

 
2012-12-28 10:02:42 AM

WhyteRaven74: So on top of ignoring what Jesus said to take care of people now a priest is taking a position exactly opposite of what Jesus did when he saved the accused adulteress from being stoned. What next?


A priest taking a position exactly opposite something Jesus said or did?  Inconceivable!
 
2012-12-28 10:15:22 AM

Kittypie070: cynicalbastard: Catholic priests understand women the same way tapeworms understand nuclear physics. Priests of every denomination are pretty much parasites, the collective heirs to some bright guy in the Neolithic age who figured out how not to work for a living.

Ohh my.

That phrase is colourful indeed.

May I gank it?


I agree, well put cynicalbastart. And true.
 
2012-12-28 10:19:48 AM
I don't care if we are talking about male or female victim, the first instance of domestic violence the victim is completely blameless. The second time you were the dip shiat that stayed with them so you get some of the blame. It's been happening one a week for years? Well I'm inclined to believe you want it.

I'm sure it's that simple. There aren't a thousand extenuating circumstances sometimes comingling in fatal ways for an abused person to stay with their abuser. Or go back to their abusers. Nope, just simple "you must want it". Just as simple as a priest saying "It's your duty to stay". Just as simple as "You're not taking the kids". Just as simple as "No place will take you and your dog". Just as simple as "You have no job and no money". Just as simple as "No one will believe you, they think you're crazy". Just as simple as "well, you have a criminal record so no shelters will take you". Just as simple as "everyone you know has given up on you".

It's always so simple.
 
2012-12-28 10:23:46 AM

ciberido: A priest taking a position exactly opposite something Jesus said or did?  Inconceivable!


Most Christian sects find Matthew, Mark, Luke and John rather embarrassing and try to gloss over them. They are far happier with Leviticus and the nastier rantings of Paul.
 
2012-12-28 10:35:14 AM

Gergesa: Does anyone know if there is a gay or lesbian version of this? I mean I usually see this in threads with heterosexual people but is this "they were asking for it/they deserved it" sentiment also put forward in homosexual circles too?


The equivalent for gay men would probably be to suggest that it's a bad idea to camp it up in known homophobic environments. In neither rape nor queer bashing is the victim at fault, but there is a lot of pragmatic sense in taking reasonable precautions against becoming a victim in the first place.
 
2012-12-28 10:40:21 AM

Kibbler: Yes, wearing a dress, or jeans, or a burqa, or a hazmat suit, is exactly the same as getting drunk and flashing a wad of cash, then leaving alone by the alley.


Wearing jeans and a t-shirt rather than something more revealing will probably reduce the attention you get from potential rapists, just as keeping your cash in an inside pocket will probably reduce the amount of attention you get from potential muggers. In neither case will the risk, alas, be reduced to zero.
 
2012-12-28 10:43:25 AM

MeanJean: There are many criminology studies and interviews with rapists indicating that it is about power and degredation, not sexual attraction.


That sounds rather as if it uses the out-dated notion of rape a violent assault with a sexual component and not, as it it now generally understood, as sexual activity without consent. Rohypnol is not about power and degradation.
 
2012-12-28 10:52:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's been happening one a week for years? Well I'm inclined to believe you want it.


Or you think you deserve it, or every man you have ever know has treated you like that, or you have nowhere to go, or you think you have nowhere to go. "Scream Quietly or the Neighbours Will Hear" is an old book, but still very powerful.
 
2012-12-28 11:11:43 AM

orbister: Gergesa: Does anyone know if there is a gay or lesbian version of this? I mean I usually see this in threads with heterosexual people but is this "they were asking for it/they deserved it" sentiment also put forward in homosexual circles too?

The equivalent for gay men would probably be to suggest that it's a bad idea to camp it up in known homophobic environments. In neither rape nor queer bashing is the victim at fault, but there is a lot of pragmatic sense in taking reasonable precautions against becoming a victim in the first place.


This. People don't mean "asking for it" literally most of the time.

Drunk driver put 'er in the ditch and impaled himself on a fence post? He was asking for it.
A redneck who lost 3.5 fingers and broke a leg after saying "Here, hold my beer"...He was asking for it.

It's a classic phrase for when harsh reality meets irrational expectations.

We "should" all be free to do as we please without harm, it's a pretty thought. Most of us don't really "expect" it most of the time as we are rational beings. We understand risk is always involved. The problem lies in that we estimate the amount of risk very poorly. We tend to have delusions of, "It can't happen to me!" and end up paying the price.
 
2012-12-28 11:19:10 AM
Your examples are completely different in that they are people doing stupid shiat that harms themselves.

A better comparison is if:
You drove down a road where there are a bunch of bars and a drunk driver hit and killed you.
Or you are hiking in back woods and the redneck does something to cause you to lose 3 fingers.

You aren't asking for it, you went about your own business and someone harmed you.
 
2012-12-28 11:47:02 AM

dywed88: Your examples are completely different in that they are people doing stupid shiat that harms themselves.

A better comparison is if:
You drove down a road where there are a bunch of bars and a drunk driver hit and killed you.
Or you are hiking in back woods and the redneck does something to cause you to lose 3 fingers.

You aren't asking for it, you went about your own business and someone harmed you.


CSB: Years ago, when I was working a swing-shift, I purposely avoided driving through such an area after work because of that possibility. ( my workweek at the time ended on Saturday night...).

/ Still, your argument is a valid one...
 
2012-12-28 12:23:11 PM
Orbister

Wearing jeans and a t-shirt rather than something more revealing will probably reduce the attention you get from potential rapists

I see you've missed the part where I mentioned that only 4% of rapists even remembered what their victims wore. Do I have to dig up actual article itself to prove to your dumb ass that clothing has fark all to do with it?

That sounds rather as if it uses the out-dated notion of rape a violent assault with a sexual component and not, as it it now generally understood, as sexual activity without consent. Rohypnol is not about power and degradation.

Kindly explain to me when the fark criminologists decided that the majority of rape really is about sex and not degredation. Show me the peer-reviewed articles please.

Oh and by the way, if you think that having sex with someone who is unconcious, helpless, and totally vunerable isn't about a power trip, then I have a bridge to sell you.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:12 PM
Orbister

Oh by the way, what about rape with objects? I recall reading a particular case in which a snapple bottle was forced into the victims vagina by her three rapists and her body was burned with lit cigarettes.

How is that related to sexual frustration, pray tell?
 
2012-12-28 12:38:35 PM

dywed88: Your examples are completely different in that they are people doing stupid shiat that harms themselves.

A better comparison is if:
You drove down a road where there are a bunch of bars and a drunk driver hit and killed you.
Or you are hiking in back woods and the redneck does something to cause you to lose 3 fingers.

You aren't asking for it, you went about your own business and someone harmed you.


Not completely different IN context, just exaggerated for demonstrative purposes.

ALL activities have risk. All people get overconfident.

You are the one placing blame, I'm merely commenting on universal human fallibility. We don't live in that utopia where all people do as they "should", criminals and the idiotic alike.

Seeking blame is pointless. There are more sick/violent people than we can deal with. These people are among us. To wander among them with extreme naivette is "asking for it", figuratively. Don't be paranoid, but be prepared, take precautions.
 
2012-12-28 12:50:33 PM

MeanJean: Orbister

Wearing jeans and a t-shirt rather than something more revealing will probably reduce the attention you get from potential rapists

I see you've missed the part where I mentioned that only 4% of rapists even remembered what their victims wore. Do I have to dig up actual article itself to prove to your dumb ass that clothing has fark all to do with it?

That sounds rather as if it uses the out-dated notion of rape a violent assault with a sexual component and not, as it it now generally understood, as sexual activity without consent. Rohypnol is not about power and degradation.

Kindly explain to me when the fark criminologists decided that the majority of rape really is about sex and not degredation. Show me the peer-reviewed articles please.

Oh and by the way, if you think that having sex with someone who is unconcious, helpless, and totally vunerable isn't about a power trip, then I have a bridge to sell you.


Rapists do what they do for a variety of reasons, it's a vague title. Desperate frat boys AND psycho habitual power-tripping offenders both exist. Pretending one does not is aggrandizing at best, delusional at worst.

I pity you, that you got the sour end of the stick in whatever situation you were in. But your case is not the only way it happens. Being a victim does not justify sour grapes towards people who only seek to offer advice that can help some.

Don't drink things you didn't see made, don't leave drinks unattended. Don't run nude through the ghetto at 1am.
Whatever you may think "should" happen, these things some people do without regard to possible ramifications. They do not deserve to be a victim, but a little foresight never hurts.

Sure, we can't eliminate the problem completely this way, but we can minimize as much as possible.
 
2012-12-28 01:20:29 PM
Omeganuepsilon

Rapists do what they do for a variety of reasons, it's a vague title. Desperate frat boys AND psycho habitual power-tripping offenders both exist. Pretending one does not is aggrandizing at best, delusional at worst.

If someone is desperate for sex, they can buy a hooker.Again, studies show that men who participate in gang rapes do so out of peer pressure, not sexual desire.

I pity you, that you got the sour end of the stick in whatever situation you were in.

I myself was never victimized, but its adorable that you would assume that merely because I have strong opinions on rape. See, I do this funny thing called "reading books", you should try it sometime.

Don't drink things you didn't see made, don't leave drinks unattended.

My gosh, what brilliant gems of wisdom you offer! I have never heard this advice before! I shall be certain to share this scintillating and revolutionary advice with every other woman I meet, I'm sure they will be astounded to hear it.

Sure, we can't eliminate the problem completely this way, but we can minimize as much as possible.

Look idiot, I'm not saying that women shouldn't take precautions like monitoring their drinks or taking self-defense classes.

I'm saying that people like Orbister are idiots for espousing the myth that rape is about sexual frustration. These myths have long been discredited by criminologists and psychologists. It has nothing to do with what you wear. Period. Its about power and degredation. This isn't some politically correct nonsense espoused by feminists, this is truth, and if you ever bothered to crack open a book about the subject you'd know that.

Perpetuating the myth that rape is about sex is why judges give lenient sentences to rapists while lecturing the victim on what she wore. You aren't "minimizing the problem" by telling women what to wear, you're making it worse.
 
2012-12-28 01:36:09 PM

gadian: I don't care if we are talking about male or female victim, the first instance of domestic violence the victim is completely blameless. The second time you were the dip shiat that stayed with them so you get some of the blame. It's been happening one a week for years? Well I'm inclined to believe you want it.

I'm sure it's that simple. There aren't a thousand extenuating circumstances sometimes comingling in fatal ways for an abused person to stay with their abuser. Or go back to their abusers. Nope, just simple "you must want it". Just as simple as a priest saying "It's your duty to stay". Just as simple as "You're not taking the kids". Just as simple as "No place will take you and your dog". Just as simple as "You have no job and no money". Just as simple as "No one will believe you, they think you're crazy". Just as simple as "well, you have a criminal record so no shelters will take you". Just as simple as "everyone you know has given up on you".

It's always so simple.


Yes, people with farked up histories of making poor decisions should get extra attention and be allowed to ignore their own baggage when it becomes inconvenient (or dangerous).

While it is not simple, you shouldn't expect preferential treatment for having had a shiat life. Especially when your decisions are primarily responsible for your position.

For those who did nothing to cause their I'll treatment? Let's focus on them first....
 
2012-12-28 01:54:28 PM
NCg8R
Yes, people with farked up histories of making poor decisions should get extra attention and be allowed to ignore their own baggage when it becomes inconvenient (or dangerous).

Yes, nevermind that your husband is actively trying to murder you, you're less important than the woman who left the moment her boyfriend first slapped her. Get out of the shelter!

/I'm being sarcastic, in case you can't tell
 
2012-12-28 02:35:47 PM

NCg8r: For those who did nothing to cause their I'll treatment? Let's focus on them first....


That seems to leave no one ahead of people who did something to cause their ill treatment though. Not sure what you lot are arguing about.

/your fault for continuing to draw breath
 
2012-12-28 02:36:00 PM
i1172.photobucket.com

are people mad because he is correct? or because they are trying to conceal the truth?
women commit more or equal amounts of domestic violence as men and are more often the iniator
 
2012-12-28 02:38:48 PM

GF named my left testicle thundercles: are people mad because he is correct?


No.

In related news, more women attempt suicide, while more men succeed at it.

The glaring difference appears to be: men choose more lethal methods.
 
2012-12-28 02:38:53 PM
Thundercles

And how is this relevant? The men don't deserve to be victimized any more than the women do. Would the priest claim that the men brought it on themselves?
 
2012-12-28 02:56:11 PM

MeanJean: I myself was never victimized, but its adorable that you would assume that merely because I have strong opinions on rape. See, I do this funny thing called "reading books", you should try it sometime.


No, I just happened to get you confused with another poster. My bad. Cute how you try to read into it that much though.

Oh, and opinion =/= fact, or indeed, rational thought processes.

MeanJean: If someone is desperate for sex, they can buy a hooker.Again, studies show that men who participate in gang rapes do so out of peer pressure, not sexual desire.


Wait, now it's about gang rape? Just because a man "can" buy a hooker doesn't mean he will. Othertimes he gets the gal as drunk as he can, and once you get to that point, a little spanish fly, or roofies isn't that much of a stretch.
Quote all the stats you want, it DOES happen, and just for that reason. I'm not even implying that it's a majority of rape cases, so I really don't understand why you argue the point.

IF one person takes some advice, and through some circumstance or good choice making, deters/avoids a rapist, that is a win. It's a real shame that you don't think so.

It's funny that you love statistics so much. There is no statistic for a rapist that decided to not go through with it because he got scared off.

MeanJean: My gosh, what brilliant gems of wisdom you offer! I have never heard this advice before! I shall be certain to share this scintillating and revolutionary advice with every other woman I meet, I'm sure they will be astounded to hear it.


Wut?

It was merely an example of sound advice. I don't claim to have any revolutionary techniques. The discussion is about the validity of sound advice, and how it's not "blaming the victim".

Besides, sound advice becomes useless unless it's repeated. You apparently don't deal with today's youth, every younger generation has issues grasping what adults take for granted as common sense. It is speicifically, how we learn.

I'd rather have them learn by me being repetitive(those that are able) and unoriginal than go on without the advice. I've seen what becomes of kids that go through life without one iota of normally repeated good advice. They become farkups and victims and suffer more tragedy than needed. Lets do our best to try to keep that at a minumum shall we? Instead of you know, teaching nothing worth while and let more of the bastards learn life's lessons that hard way.

True, we need our bad examples as a point of reference, but no need to go overboard and make as many as possible.

MeanJean: I'm saying that people like Orbister are idiots for espousing the myth that rape is about sexual frustration. These myths have long been discredited by criminologists and psychologists. It has nothing to do with what you wear. Period. Its about power and degredation. This isn't some politically correct nonsense espoused by feminists, this is truth, and if you ever bothered to crack open a book about the subject you'd know that.


I'm not putting forth any such absolutes, and your answer to him(and me) with a different absolute is just as moronic.

No matter which X is, it's irrational because it shuts out other very real possibilities.
Ever study the sexual habits of Ducks? Some of them only mate by rape. It's not sick, it's not psychotic, it's basic reproductive drive. It's not about power and degradation, it is just the way those males are.(and no that's not a feminist argument either).
Sexual gratification does not necessarily go hand in hand with power/degradation.
That's where your reasoning falls apart and the morality of the issue and the feminism quality surfaces in your argument, despite your claims otherwise.

In short, that's why you're a dipshiat, that employment of an absolute. It can potentially lead to very dangerous ignorance.

What you put forth, that appearances, opportunity, and simple sex drive/gratification have nothing to do with rape, ever, that it's ONLY about power and degredation.... People listening to that may just drink too much at a party, pass out, and get raped while unconscious, if they believe you. If even one naive person listens to you and thinks that it's never about opportunity and some random guy gets his dick wet, because, well, it was right there....even one person, it's a net loss. Your misinformation could possibly very well become, in fact, a rape of opportunistic gratification.

Really, your absolute is more despicable than the other people's, because there is a real danger in that kind of naive outlook, as where the opposite view is more about people looking out for themselves, a net reduction of risk.

It begs the question, why?
Well, you deny feminism, so that's not a driving goal(morally relative as your motive may be I don't think that's all of it).

It's almost as if you don't want people to think that will never happen, that some drunk guy will simply NOT take advantage of that to get his nut off. Maybe I see a pattern there, in your desire for ignorance of others. I think that it's either you're naive to the point of being dangerously retarded or you have a nefarious agenda behind the argument, almost as if it's your preferred means of sexual relief...
(Or a troll, poe's law and all)

Or is it simply your desire to dress as you see fit, and the moral issue of telling people that might be too revealing just really vastly outweighs the naive people that may get raped because of it. fark them(no pun intended), I'm wearing crotchless panties to this party because I want to feel sexy, I know I won't get too drunk to take care of myself. If someone else can't do that, too bad for them.

IF that's the case, we're not trying to dictate what people wear. It's fair warning. More attractive women get raped that total hose beasts, or rather, of all women, total hosebeasts(fat, boils, old, whatever doesn't float your boat) are the least raped of body types. Of course that's an unfounded out-of-my ass statement, but I'd place good money on it being true.

That's the thing about "fair warning" It's got to be taken in context of the whole hypothetical. You put an ugly woman in a parka next to a hot and practically naked women.
If they're both unconscious, guess which one 99% or rapists(psycho and date-rapey kind) would prefer. Where are your statistics on that?

That's a study I would like to see, and really, the only actual proof that would matter. Extrapolating data from nutjobs and fratboys, weeks to months after the fact just doesn't quite have the accuracy required to make a call about "facts".
 
2012-12-28 03:02:46 PM

MeanJean: Thundercles

And how is this relevant? The men don't deserve to be victimized any more than the women do. Would the priest claim that the men brought it on themselves?


it is relevent because when you start violence you are more likely to get violence back. the problem i have seen in my relationships and in my friends relationships is that women often think it is ok to assault men, and then completely loose their shiat and start DV campaigns when they get hit back.

heres one example from my experience. One time i had a girlfirend who had worked herself into a furious menstrual rage. She decided that she was going to take my pet guineapigs into the back yard, and by the way she was talking and acting, I honestly thought that she was going to kill them. I stood in the hallway to stop her. She began punching me in the face. she is a woman and therefore is completely incapable of actually hurting me. I just stood there taking the hits without defending myself for about 20 seconds. i then began blocking the punches for another 20 seconds. Slowly, anger began to build inside me as she kept hitting me. Suddenly, in one quick motion, i lunged forward and grabbed her by the neck, lifted her up, and threw her to the ground. the fight was over. as was the relationship. i never talked or delt with her ever again.

in retrospect, the whole episode was kind of funny. it was also a good thing because i soon after found my current GF who is amazing in every way. The number one character trait when i am looking for a girlfriend is non violence.
 
2012-12-28 03:08:19 PM
So who do we blame for all this pedophilia? Oh, that's riiiiiight...
 
2012-12-28 03:09:58 PM

scalpod: So who do we blame for all this pedophilia? Oh, that's riiiiiight...


Oddly enough, I've always noted the Altar Boy get-up for is decided modesty and concealment.
 
2012-12-28 03:35:53 PM

NCg8r: gadian: I don't care if we are talking about male or female victim, the first instance of domestic violence the victim is completely blameless. The second time you were the dip shiat that stayed with them so you get some of the blame. It's been happening one a week for years? Well I'm inclined to believe you want it.

I'm sure it's that simple. There aren't a thousand extenuating circumstances sometimes comingling in fatal ways for an abused person to stay with their abuser. Or go back to their abusers. Nope, just simple "you must want it". Just as simple as a priest saying "It's your duty to stay". Just as simple as "You're not taking the kids". Just as simple as "No place will take you and your dog". Just as simple as "You have no job and no money". Just as simple as "No one will believe you, they think you're crazy". Just as simple as "well, you have a criminal record so no shelters will take you". Just as simple as "everyone you know has given up on you".

It's always so simple.

Yes, people with farked up histories of making poor decisions should get extra attention and be allowed to ignore their own baggage when it becomes inconvenient (or dangerous).

While it is not simple, you shouldn't expect preferential treatment for having had a shiat life. Especially when your decisions are primarily responsible for your position.

For those who did nothing to cause their I'll treatment? Let's focus on them first....


Erm, that 'shiat life' you're talking about are men and women who go into abusive relationships because they were abused as children. Care to explain how child abuse is the  child's fault for the class?
 
2012-12-28 03:38:37 PM
OmegaEpisolon

What you put forth, that appearances, opportunity, and simple sex drive/gratification have nothing to do with rape, ever, that it's ONLY about power and degredation.... People listening to that may just drink too much at a party, pass out, and get raped while unconscious,

You really have to get up early in the morning to be this farking stupid. My stating that rape is about power and not sex is going to cause people drink too much and get raped while passed out?

How is raping a helpless, unconcious victim not a power trip? How can you possibly be this pants-on-head retarded?

More attractive women get raped that total hose beasts, or rather, of all women, total hosebeasts(fat, boils, old, whatever doesn't float your boat) are the least raped of body types. Of course that's an unfounded out-of-my ass statement, but I'd place good money on it being true.

It is an unfounded out of your ass statement. Women with disabilities are twice as likely to be raped than able-bodied women. Does cerebral palsy give you a raging hard-on?

I'm wearing crotchless panties to this party because I want to feel sexy, I know I won't get too drunk to take care of myself. If someone else can't do that, too bad for them.

IF that's the case, we're not trying to dictate what people wear. It's fair warning.


If there really is a correlation between how you dress and rape, then why does Afganistan (where women wear BURKAS) have one of the highest rape rates in the world? Why do only 4% of rapists remember what their victims wore?

Give me an intelligent answer explaining that instead of glibly dismissing years of criminological data.

That's the thing about "fair warning" It's got to be taken in context of the whole hypothetical. You put an ugly woman in a parka next to a hot and practically naked women.

If they're both unconscious, guess which one 99% or rapists(psycho and date-rapey kind) would prefer. Where are your statistics on that? That's a study I would like to see, and really, the only actual proof that would matter.


And how exactly do you test that theory, aside from actually drugging women and tossing them in cells with rapists?

 Extrapolating data from nutjobs and fratboys, weeks to months after the fact just doesn't quite have the accuracy required to make a call about "facts".

Yeah that's right, nevermind the opinions of criminologists who have literally spent years studying rape and interviewing convicted rapists, only YOUR personal jack-off fantasy experiment would be sound proof.
 
2012-12-28 03:45:50 PM
OmegaEpisolon

Its really disgusting that you keep trying to claim that clothing somehow provokes rape and spreading myths like this around, and then having the utter gall to get mad at me and paint me as a villian putting women in danger when I call you out on horseshiat.
 
2012-12-28 04:08:29 PM

MeanJean: My stating that rape is about power and not sex is going to cause people drink too much and get raped while passed out?


I'm not sure if it's your reading comprehension that's at the 3rd grade level, or your inability to paraphrase with accuracy. I'll explain it one more time for people similarly slow of mind.

If people are taught that random people won't take advantage of them they are more likely to get into situations where they can be taken advantage of, ergo, more likely to be taken advantage of.

Keeping people pointedly ignorant is no way to avoid the situation.

Here's a tip, read a whole post and contemplate it's meaning as a whole concept, don't cherry pick a specific sentence out of the concept. Try not to project what you want to argue against, but only consider what is actually there.


MeanJean: How is raping a helpless, unconcious victim not a power trip?


Right, because a penis is involved it HAS to be a power trip? Never because, "hey, it feels good, and well, who's going to know?". People masturbate because, POWER. People use dildo's and fleshlights because, POWER. Ducks rape eachother because, POWER.

You may as well be arguing "because, GOD." For all the reason you're employing here.

MeanJean: If there really is a correlation between how you dress and rape, then why does Afganistan (where women wear BURKAS) have one of the highest rape rates in the world?


You're still projecting in absolute statements. There can be =/= There is.
What do you not get about that?

MeanJean: Yeah that's right, nevermind the opinions of criminologists who have literally spent years studying rape and interviewing convicted rapists, only YOUR personal jack-off fantasy experiment would be sound proof.


Again, you're operating on this red herring that I'm speaking in absolutes about "proof", a nice Appeal to Spite combined with Appeal to Ridicule, and countless others through the thread.

Incase you want to hit the two or three you've managed to miss.


Want to know the kicker?

I deplore what the priest said and how he said it. He's plainly just as ignorant and prejudiced as you are. Of course, he's not on the internet, so it's less likely he's just an argumentative troll who set out to start an argument and by god(or power), finish it.

So yeah, have a nice day.
 
2012-12-28 04:18:32 PM

MeanJean: OmegaEpisolon

Its really disgusting that you keep trying to claim that clothing somehow provokes rape and spreading myths like this around, and then having the utter gall to get mad at me and paint me as a villian putting women in danger when I call you out on horseshiat.


*sigh*
Yeah, I'm the one spouting those absolutes. Despite my wording, at length stating otherwise. What you imagine I mean,is what I really mean, not what I'm actually posting or thinking myself. Silly me.
/sarcasm

Glad fark has features built right in for people like you. You're on par with the type of people that say Japan deserved the tsunami. What, with your apparent obsessive consecutive thread posts and general misinformation and outright lies, it is exactly as if you want people to be ignorant and victimized, like you really believe the filth you type.

I do believe you broke poe's law. I'm convinced it's not an act. I can't even in good faith report you for trolling and hope you get banned after seeing that.

Whatever, maybe the joke's on me.
 
2012-12-28 04:29:34 PM
If all men are rapists, and women knowing this, dress scantily clad, then yes, it is their own fault.
the problem here is that all men aren't rapists, and women have no way of knowing who will rape them.
 
2012-12-28 05:09:15 PM

MeanJean: I see you've missed the part where I mentioned that only 4% of rapists even remembered what their victims wore. Do I have to dig up actual article itself to prove to your dumb ass that clothing has fark all to do with it?


As I wrote, I suspect that you are using a very outdated model of what constitutes rape.

Kindly explain to me when the fark criminologists decided that the majority of rape really is about sex and not degredation. Show me the peer-reviewed articles please.

Well, that's my point. We used to think that rape was a crime of violence, so that women who showed no signs of violence or who hadn't fought back were deemed not to have been victims of rape.

Oh and by the way, if you think that having sex with someone who is unconcious, helpless, and totally vunerable isn't about a power trip, then I have a bridge to sell you.

If you think power and sex are unrelated then I fear you have led a very sheltered life.
 
2012-12-28 05:11:01 PM

MeanJean: Oh by the way, what about rape with objects? I recall reading a particular case in which a snapple bottle was forced into the victims vagina by her three rapists and her body was burned with lit cigarettes.

How is that related to sexual frustration, pray tell?


Some rape is done to satisfy violent urges. Some rape is done to satisfy sexual desires. Both are reprehensible.
 
2012-12-28 05:15:23 PM

MeanJean: I'm saying that people like Orbister are idiots for espousing the myth that rape is about sexual frustration.


I do wish you wouldn't put words in my mouth. Some rapes are about sex. Some rapes are about power. If we perpetuated the myth that it's simply a crime of violence, the man who gets his victim drunk and then has non-consensual and non-violent sex with her will continue to believe that he is not a rapist. He is.
 
2012-12-28 05:38:11 PM
Omegaepisilon
If people are taught that random people won't take advantage of them they are more likely to get into situations where they can be taken advantage of, ergo, more likely to be taken advantage of.

Keeping people pointedly ignorant is no way to avoid the situation.


And when did I say it was a good idea for people to get drunk and/or high at random parties and pass out, pray tell?

Its amazing. I try to explain to you that how you dress has nothing to do with rape and that rape is about power, and you take that to mean that I want women to put themselves in danger.

Of course you should watch your drink so it doesn't get spiked. Of course you should learn self-defense.

But if you think it has anything do with how women dress then you're the one who is willfully ignorant.

...general misinformation and outright lies

If you care to present a peer-reviewed criminological source showing what  I stated to be wrong, go right ahead.

Again, you're operating on this red herring that I'm speaking in absolutes about "proof",

You're the one who stated, and I quote directly:

If they're both unconscious, guess which one 99% or rapists(psycho and date-rapey kind) would prefer. Where are your statistics on that?That's a study I would like to see, and really, the only actual proof that would matter.

You are sitting there insisting that in a minority of rape cases there is a causal factor between how the woman dresses and whether or not she gets raped. I pointed to the mountain of evidence to contrary, and you countered by squealing that I'm spreading lies and misinformation, and insisted that only the only proof that matters is the bizarre experiment that you propose.

And somehow, I'm the one who is being unreasonable and speaking only in absolutes. (rolleyes)

Orbister

Some rapes are about sex.

(citation needed)

 Some rapes are about power. If we perpetuated the myth that it's simply a crime of violence, the man who gets his victim drunk and then has non-consensual and non-violent sex with her will continue to believe that he is not a rapist. He is.

I said it was about power, not violence. If you think raping an unconcious victim isn't a big power trip, you are sadly deluded.

Well, that's my point. We used to think that rape was a crime of violence, so that women who showed no signs of violence or who hadn't fought back were deemed not to have been victims of rape.

Again, shiat for brains, I said it was about power, not violence. If you think that the only way to exercise power someone is be violent then you don't understand power.
 
2012-12-28 06:06:02 PM

orbister: If we perpetuated the myth that it's simply a crime of violence, the man who gets his victim drunk and then has non-consensual and non-violent sex with her will continue to believe that he is not a rapist.


Another reason for the distinction is to decide what can be done, how you treat the perp, if not simple confinement.
Is he mental, like totally schizo? You don't put this guy in prison
Is he merely a violent and bigotted pig? You don't put this guy in an insane asylum

Was he inebriated out of his gourd?
This is a debated one. Drinking is legal. Are people responsible when they're drunk? Some cases they are legally responsible, because they made the choice to drink that much. Some, they're not so much, because it can be a mind altering drug. It can also make people pass out, something most anyone does NOT want to happen out in public.

Also clouding this one is false claims. When it comes to a he said she said, what are we to do? Can't simply take her word for it, can't simply take his. But with no real evidence to go on, innocent until proven guilty and all that.

Anyhow, is this guy really a danger to society on par with a serial rapist, or a violent lifelong bigot, this fratboy who got entirely shiatfaced? Regardless to the belief of some, alcohol is not a magic window to the inner soul, and therefore he IS necessarily a bad person.

Drunk drivers are not murderers.

Prison then? Nuthouse? Maybe a more formal - less extreme re-habilitative process?
 
2012-12-28 06:18:03 PM
OmegaNuEpislon
Drunk drivers are not murderers.

They willfully disregarded other people's safety and made a choice to get on the road. He's a sack of shiat.

The drunken rapist didn't rape his unconcious victim because the booze made him do it. He did it because he's sack of shiat.

The fact that you would claim that such an individual isn't neccessarily a bad person shows how farked up you really are.

Not that you'll listen seeing as you've probably blocked me anyway.
 
2012-12-28 06:25:19 PM

MeanJean: If you think raping an unconcious victim isn't a big power trip, you are sadly deluded.


Sex and power are inextricably interlinked, so I find your apparent insistence that rape is all about power and nothing whatsoever to do with sex rather peculiar.
 
2012-12-28 06:28:19 PM

MeanJean: The drunken rapist didn't rape his unconcious victim because the booze made him do it. He did it because he's sack of shiat.


Many, many men have woken up with a hangover, next to someone with whom they would not have had sex while sober. Do you think the women in those cases are "sacks of shiat"? Do you think they have had sex with drunken men solely to exercise power over them? In every single case?
 
2012-12-28 06:38:10 PM

orbister: MeanJean: If you think raping an unconcious victim isn't a big power trip, you are sadly deluded.

Sex and power are inextricably interlinked, so I find your apparent insistence that rape is all about power and nothing whatsoever to do with sex rather peculiar.


Raping a sleeping person is not just about power and it is sad that MeanJean is so deluded. And mean, like that's some seriously unnecessary ITG going on. Like first year philosophy student talking to high school seniors level of mean. It is also clear MeanJean does not know what 'power' means in the context that it is being used in here. Or that words have many meanings which depend on context. I'll assume English is not their primary language.
 
2012-12-28 06:45:01 PM

Acharne: Raping a sleeping person is not just about power and it is sad that MeanJean is so deluded.


Agreed. It's a dangerous delusion, too, because it leads some people to think that sex without consent is OK as long as they feel horny.
 
2012-12-28 06:52:13 PM
Orbister
Many, many men have woken up with a hangover, next to someone with whom they would not have had sex while sober. Do you think the women in those cases are "sacks of shiat"? Do you think they have had sex with drunken men solely to exercise power over them? In every single case?

Apples to oranges. How many women have sex with men while the men are drunk and completely unconcious, as male rapists do to women? If a man has drunk to the point where he has passed out, its pretty difficult for him to get an erection due to whiskey dick. Raping someone who is drunk and passed out isn't the same as having consensual drunken sex that you regret in the morning.

Sex and power are inextricably interlinked, so I find your apparent insistence that rape is all about power and nothing whatsoever to do with sex rather peculiar.

Of course they're linked. Sex is being used by the rapist as a means of power over the victim.  Why is that so hard to understand?

If it was just for a get off, then why do rapists typically have to masturbate themselves or force the victim to fellate them in order to get an erection?
 
2012-12-28 07:00:57 PM

MeanJean: OmegaNuEpislon
Drunk drivers are not murderers.

They willfully disregarded other people's safety and made a choice to get on the road. He's a sack of shiat.

The drunken rapist didn't rape his unconcious victim because the booze made him do it. He did it because he's sack of shiat.

The fact that you would claim that such an individual isn't neccessarily a bad person shows how farked up you really are.

Not that you'll listen seeing as you've probably blocked me anyway.


Ah, so you're one of those strait edge people who think people are always 100% in control and every choice, no matter how drunk or high is ultimately responsible for every single action, and ultimately a sack of shiat if they do anything wrong.

Why then, are people that are drugged unknowingly not responsible legally? What is the moral difference?

Say, Your drink gets spiked, and as a result of your impaired inability to think straight, you go out and you cut off the ears of all the neighborhood dogs because they made threatening gestures at your spouse?

Are you responsible for that?

There's a disparity there that people want to ignore, to pretend doesn't exist. Alcohol is a behavior altering drug, but it's legal, being really drunk is legal.

What is the moral difference between one who drank too much unknowingly because they were drunk and didn't know what they were mixing and another who drank too much unknowingly because they it got slipped in under their inebriated radar?

MeanJean: The fact that you would claim that such an individual isn't neccessarily a bad person shows how fair minded you really are.


FTFY, bigot.

I never said "The alcohol made him do it". You have either very poor reading comprehension or paraphrasing skills, or possibly both.

The inverse is also a possibility, not every drunk fratboy is a good person who fell on the wrong side of the chemical actions and reactions obtained from drinking.

This is why you cannot treat all rapists the same, based only on the crime. You've got to take into account that person's motivation, the likelyhood of repeating it. Which requires investigation into the sort of person convicted of any crime.

We see that in murder. Self defense, to manslaughter, to murder 1 to murder 2, and whatever other charges there are. And even then, punishment is reserved for other extenuating circumstances. Sanity matters a great deal in the eye of the law, and indeed the people. It's not right to send a person who is mentally sick to prison, or a hardened criminal who does know right from wrong, to a mental institution, simply not logical at all. Intent comes into play, even timing, motive, and wait for it......state of mind.

You can't simply look at people and tell why the did what they did, aboslutes like yours would amout to a travesty of justice. It comes down to an individual study each time any given unlawful event happens. You can't simply lock up all "sacks of shiat" for an indeterminate amount of time(or whatever retribution you would have upon them). That is precisely why we have a convoluted justice system. Note, it's the JUSTICE system, not MORAL CRY OF OUTRAGE DEMANDING VENGEANCE system.

Not all sacks of shiat are created equal, nor are they created in a vacuum. Some people are made almost entirely of fecal matter, such as yourself, and some of us just have some stuck on the bottom of our shoe(I mean, really, we're arguing on the internet, we're not pure souls made of white light).
 
2012-12-28 07:03:16 PM
Orbister
Agreed. It's a dangerous delusion, too, because it leads some people to think that sex without consent is OK as long as they feel horny.

I don't know about you, but having my partner plead with me to stop, lie stiff and catatonic due to shock and fear, or start to cry would kill any arousal I was feeling really quick.

Anyone who would eagerly proceed under those circumstances is clearly a sick, twisted fark and not just some pent-up hornball.
 
2012-12-28 07:23:04 PM
OmegaNuEpislon
Say, Your drink gets spiked, and as a result of your impaired inability to think straight, you go out and you cut off the ears of all the neighborhood dogs because they made threatening gestures at your spouse?

Assuming my drink was spiked with a hallucinogen and I was having total break with reality, I would not be responsible. Of course, it would be very hard to prove my plea of insanity in court, which is why its pretty rare to see such a plea successfully used.

Delerium tremens aside, alcohol isn't a hallucinogen and it doesn't make you do the kind of crazy shiat you describe unless you're already crazy.

This is why you cannot treat all rapists the same, based only on the crime. You've got to take into account that person's motivation, the likelyhood of repeating it. Which requires investigation into the sort of person convicted of any crime.

We see that in murder. Self defense, to manslaughter, to murder 1 to murder 2, and whatever other charges there are. And even then, punishment is reserved for other extenuating circumstances. Sanity matters a great deal in the eye of the law, and indeed the people. It's not right to send a person who is mentally sick to prison, or a hardened criminal who does know right from wrong, to a mental institution, simply not logical at all. Intent comes into play, even timing, motive, and wait for it......state of mind.


Someone who commits rape or murder is a bad person. How bad of a person they are (and whether they can be rehabilitated from being bad people) is to be determined by a court. But they are bad people because they do bad things. I agree that there are various levels of shiatsackery and that some are worse than others. That's why we have a court system and why I relegate their punishment to the court system.

But hey, thanks for painting me as some kind of lynch mob leader for having the the nerve to disagree with your statement that not all rapists are bad people.
 
2012-12-28 07:29:56 PM

MeanJean: Orbister
Many, many men have woken up with a hangover, next to someone with whom they would not have had sex while sober. Do you think the women in those cases are "sacks of shiat"? Do you think they have had sex with drunken men solely to exercise power over them? In every single case?

Apples to oranges. How many women have sex with men while the men are drunk and completely unconcious, as male rapists do to women? If a man has drunk to the point where he has passed out, its pretty difficult for him to get an erection due to whiskey dick. Raping someone who is drunk and passed out isn't the same as having consensual drunken sex that you regret in the morning.


I knew there was a gender disparity ring to your agenda, so thanks for admitting it.

Gender shouldn't make a difference. Which sex does what more of the time is irrelevant, completely and utterly.

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As to the thread and legal definition of rape.(so as not to double post)

I'm a male and I've been raped by a female, technically, while drunk and asleep. I've also raped, again female, technically.

Anyone who's never woken up a lover, or been woken up by one, to sex in progress is really missing out.

Now, there is an intimacy required, it can be done wrong and be off putting depending on what was going on before sleep, or how you're doing it(hint, be slow and gentle, no one wants to wake up with their head hitting the headboard at 100tpm[thumps per minute]), but when it's done right, it's fantastic.

And that brings up the standard trope. You're on the verge of getting some, naked and inches away, when sometimes sleep reaches up and takes a hold of one partner(had lots of sex seriously sleep deprived, in my youth at any rate). Personally, if I fall asleep at that time, do what you will with me. I won't call rape the next day. I find it disturbing that some do, just because they were already looking for an excuse to end it but couldn't bring themselves to do it. Here's a tip. Don't get into bed with that person, just leave.

There's a psychological phenomena that's also somewhat applicable. Bonded people that know separation is coming will instigate arguments subconsciously. It's a defense mechanism. "If we fight, I won't miss them so much when they're gone". You may have heard couples counselors talk about it or some other various source, I heard it through briefings in the military.(we all had to attend, not just those getting deployed or married folk). Not much to it other than that, be aware of it, consider what you're doing, etc.
 
2012-12-28 07:35:28 PM

MeanJean: But hey, thanks for painting me as some kind of lynch mob leader for having the the nerve to disagree with your statement that not all rapists are bad people.


Assuming there's exists at least one instance of a consenting fifteen-year-old couple leading to a statutory rape conviction, there's at least one example where it doesn't guarantee they were a bad person.

/You're probably right in the common case.
//And I do hate agreeing with Omega
 
2012-12-28 07:44:55 PM
Omeganuepislon

Anyone who's never woken up a lover, or been woken up by one, to sex in progress is  really missing out.

Are you seriously comparing sex while asleep with a lover to the rape of a passed out drunk girl by some douchebag at a party?

I'm a male and I've been raped by a female, technically, while drunk and asleep. I've also raped, again female, technically.

Was it your girlfriend or were you being molested by a stranger?
 
2012-12-28 07:59:35 PM

MeanJean: it doesn't make you do the kind of crazy shiat you describe unless you're already crazy.


All humans are crazy, didn't you know that?
We all try to be as rational as possible, but much of our unwavering psyche is not rational.
Emotions? Crazy
Bonding? Crazy
Organized? Crazy
Kids who play pretend games? Crazy

Well if you won't admit to that, that's delusion #1

Aside from that blunder, alcohol doesn't "make you do" anything.

It does inhibit brain function, much like numerous other drugs.

Since you're woefully ignorant on what's going on in there, here you go.

Alcohol and violence
Tough to pick one, google yields 85 million hits there.

I think part of the problem is that you don't understand, or don't believe, that mood, actions, and the effects of alcohol all are the result of chemical processes and environment. You seem to operate and a very simple and ignorant moral argument here, having very little to do with facts, but how much outrage you have among your few responsive brain cells. Nevermind what's in control, or how it came about, "WRong is wrong is wrong!!!"

Violence in humans is natural. We are just animals after all. We're not some above it all and immune to our own instincts. I think this is why your morality over reason argument fails so hard. You want us to be above it all so badly, you've convinced yourself that it is so, except those that don't meed your standards, then they're sacks of shiat. You sound like the pompous evolution denier "We did NOT come from APES, we are People, not animals!11!!1!!11eleventy!"

Get a grip.
 
2012-12-28 08:08:06 PM

MeanJean: Anyone who's never woken up a lover, or been woken up by one, to sex in progress is  really missing out.

Are you seriously comparing sex while asleep with a lover to the rape of a passed out drunk girl by some douchebag at a party?


Nope. I was not comparing the two. I thought that was pretty obvious, what with the underdashes and the whole,

omeganuepsilon: As to the thread and legal definition of rape.(so as not to double post)


I guess you missed all that.

It must be your reading comprehension. I'd ask if you were drinking, but evidentally, that doesn't alter our understanding of things at all, ever....
/snark

I was talking about how it is technically rape, simple sex without consent.
And now that you brought it up again, while it is sex without consent, it has nothing to do with power, dominance, or degredation.

MeanJean: Omeganuepislon

Anyone who's never woken up a lover, or been woken up by one, to sex in progress is  really missing out.

Are you seriously comparing sex while asleep with a lover to the rape of a passed out drunk girl by some douchebag at a party?

I'm a male and I've been raped by a female, technically, while drunk and asleep. I've also raped, again female, technically.

Was it your girlfriend or were you being molested by a stranger?



Yeah, about that reading comprehension problem you have? Get help. You miss the simplest of context, that was a relatively short part of the post, but since you missed the big divider and topic shifting comment...I'm not surprised.

Have you ever had sex? Whoever that was, unless they're also a retard, should probably get arrested for taking advantage of the handicapped.
 
2012-12-28 08:38:27 PM
Omeganuepislon

(sigh)
I give up. Its like talking to a brick wall or something. To hell with it. I'm just going to block you from now on, its pointless.
 
2012-12-28 09:25:07 PM
Good, I can stop checking the box at the top of the thread so I can see the incessant +1
 
2012-12-28 10:38:01 PM
This thread was a lot more fun when it was just a few older guys and a college aged hotty flirting with us.
 
2012-12-28 11:13:52 PM

OgreMagi: This thread was a lot more fun when it was just a few older guys and a college aged hotty flirting with us.


Yeah, that makes it sound internet creepy when you put it that way.

/didn't actually read it, scrolled past the huge quote chains
 
2012-12-29 03:41:11 AM

MeanJean: How many women have sex with men while the men are drunk and completely unconcious, as male rapists do to women?


Who said anything about "completely unconscious"? Are you really claiming that if she isn't completely unconscious then it isn't rape? That's a bit of victim-blaming on a par with "if she didn't fight back it isn't rape".
 
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