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(National Post)   Star Trek Into Darkness boldly goes where no movie titles have gone before   (arts.nationalpost.com) divider line 34
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2012-12-27 08:51:56 PM  
6 votes:
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
2012-12-27 09:36:22 PM  
5 votes:
Shaka, when the colon dropped.
2012-12-27 08:05:19 PM  
5 votes:
I had an aunt that lost her colon. shiat in a bag.
2012-12-28 12:21:03 AM  
4 votes:
Star Trek Doctor McCoy
Star Trek From Qo'noS With Love
Star Trek Gornfinger
Star Trek Thunderborg
Star Trek You Only Beam Twice
Star Trek On The Federation's Secret Service
Star Trek Dilithiums Are For Ever
Star Trek Live and Let Warp
Star Trek The Man With The Golden Phaser
Star Trek The Quark Who Loved Me
Star Trek Khanraker
Star Trek For Your Eyes Only
Star Trek Spocktopussy
Star Trek A Viewscreen To A Kill
Star Trek The Living Daylights
Star Trek Ponn Farr To Kill
Star Trek Romulaneye
Star Trek Andoran Never Dies
Star Trek Die Another Day
Star Trek Klingon Royale
Star Trek A Quantum of Solace
Star Trek Q Fall
2012-12-28 12:36:49 AM  
3 votes:
Star Trek and the Dilithium Stone
Star Trek and the Holodeck of Secrets
Star Trek and the Prisoner of Rura Penthe
Star Trek and the Goblet of Romulan Ale
Star Trek and the Order of the Tribbles
Star Trek and the Half-Blood Vulcan
Star Trek and the Deathly Tricorders
2012-12-27 10:24:24 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-28 01:26:27 AM  
2 votes:
I wouldn't mind checking out her Colon...

st-listas.20minutos.es
2012-12-28 12:48:37 AM  
2 votes:
Star Trek 2: Dilithium Boogaloo
Tyler Perry presents: Tyler Perry's Star Trek
Star Trek 33 1/3: The Smell of Pon Farr
Not Another Star Trek Movie
Sitar Trek (The Bollywood remake)
2012-12-27 10:50:52 PM  
2 votes:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain
2012-12-27 10:19:44 PM  
2 votes:
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Versus The Universe
Star Trek Not Included
Live Free and Star Trek
A Good Day to Star Trek
Star Trek Scared Stupid (released on Halloween)
2012-12-27 09:59:24 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Doesn't really make sense grammatically. "Trek" is supposed to be a noun, now it's a verb. If they took the "Star" out of the title it would make a little  more sense. But who cares. KHAN!


Not really, the stars aren't trekking. "Star" is used to described what kind of trek into darkness it is. "Is it a trek into darkness?" "Not just that, it's a STAR trek into darkness".

/Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
2012-12-27 09:18:19 PM  
2 votes:
They voided their colons?
2012-12-27 09:03:07 PM  
2 votes:
colon? Damn near killed him.
2012-12-28 10:13:14 AM  
1 votes:

soporific: Aboleth:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain

Star Trek: Electric Boogaloo
Star Trek: Cruise Control
Star Trek Rides Again
Star Trek Returns
Star Trek 2000
Star Trek: Lost in New York
Star Trek Takes Manhattan
The Great Star Trek Caper
Star Trek: The New Batch
Star Trek vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Star Trek in Africa
Star Trek: The Search for More Money


I believe that was the last one.

I'm cautiously optimistic about this one, based on these production photos.
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-28 09:11:25 AM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: Star Trek Spocktopussy


Hello future fark alt and/or rock band name.
2012-12-28 09:02:20 AM  
1 votes:
img24.imageshack.us
2012-12-27 11:42:28 PM  
1 votes:

soporific: Aboleth:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain

Star Trek: Electric Boogaloo
Star Trek: Cruise Control
Star Trek Rides Again
Star Trek Returns
Star Trek 2000
Star Trek: Lost in New York
Star Trek Takes Manhattan
The Great Star Trek Caper
Star Trek: The New Batch
Star Trek vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Star Trek in Africa
Star Trek: The Search for More Money


Star Trek Mewtwo Strikes Back
Star Trek 2000 The Power of One
Star Trek 3 Spell of the Unown
Star Trek 4ever
Star Trek Heroes
Star Trek Jirachi Wishmaker
Star Trek Destiny Deoxys
Star Trek Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Star Trek Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Star Trek The Rise of Darkrai
Star Trek Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Star Trek Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Star Trek Zoroark Master of Illusions
Star Trek the Movie Black/White Victini and Reshiram/Zekrom
Star Trek Kyurem vs the Sword of Justice
2012-12-27 11:36:43 PM  
1 votes:
Star Trek : The Quickening.


/omg that almost made me ill.
2012-12-27 11:30:42 PM  
1 votes:
Star Trek Smoke Gets In Your Rise
2012-12-27 11:24:04 PM  
1 votes:

Aboleth:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain


Star Trek: Electric Boogaloo
Star Trek: Cruise Control
Star Trek Rides Again
Star Trek Returns
Star Trek 2000
Star Trek: Lost in New York
Star Trek Takes Manhattan
The Great Star Trek Caper
Star Trek: The New Batch
Star Trek vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Star Trek in Africa
Star Trek: The Search for More Money
2012-12-27 10:35:54 PM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: There's an old Klingon proverb: "Pain don't hurt." I hope Kirk keeps this in mind as he heads into darkness.


He used to Pon Farr guys like Harrison back on Rura Penthe.
2012-12-27 10:29:43 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Satanic_Hamster: Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.


[www.bullz-eye.com image 225x368]


www.ditl.org
2012-12-27 10:24:43 PM  
1 votes:
There's an old Klingon proverb: "Pain don't hurt." I hope Kirk keeps this in mind as he heads into darkness.
2012-12-27 10:24:23 PM  
1 votes:

Aboleth: Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Versus The Universe
Star Trek Not Included
Live Free and Star Trek
A Good Day to Star Trek
Star Trek Scared Stupid (released on Halloween)


Star Trek: Road House

... (I *had* to.)
2012-12-27 10:18:49 PM  
1 votes:
FTA The title does leaves open the possibility of accidentally saying it as "star, trek in darkness."

I think Star, Trek in Darkness will be the Asylum ripoff title
2012-12-27 10:17:25 PM  
1 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: too soon


*lowers head mournfully*


Mugato: They had to pay the fine because by law every sci-fi or action film has to have some form of the word "Rise" in the title.


Hah!

"Well, 'Insurrection' is a rise, isn't it? We can't go there, man. No way."


simplicimus: They already did Star Trek Begins, so next is Star Trek black something or other.


The Trek Knight?
2012-12-27 10:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".


And the incredibly farking stupid A NOVEL slapped on there. Yeah, thanks asshole, I'm glad this book I found in fiction is fiction.
2012-12-27 09:58:44 PM  
1 votes:
So "Star Trek" is a verb?
2012-12-27 09:57:33 PM  
1 votes:
farks Given Level: 0
2012-12-27 09:46:16 PM  
1 votes:
So the first movie was really Star Trek Lensflare (no colon)

/In Space, No One Can Hear Your Bowels.
2012-12-27 09:23:22 PM  
1 votes:
Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".

Worse for me is when the cover catches my eye, the title sounds interesting, then I pick it up and just below the title it says "A Dash Hamilton Mystery."
2012-12-27 09:19:31 PM  
1 votes:
2011 saw the release of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, also known as M:I-4, which looks like a seriously deranged emoticon.

I chuckled.
2012-12-27 08:53:33 PM  
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: What; the : fark is : this: shiat? :::



Ya know, when you read that with pauses at the colons, it sounds like Shatner,,,,
2012-12-27 06:21:36 PM  
1 votes:
What; the : fark is : this: shiat? :::
 
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