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(National Post)   Star Trek Into Darkness boldly goes where no movie titles have gone before   ( divider line
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2012-12-28 01:26:27 AM  
2 votes:
I wouldn't mind checking out her Colon...
2012-12-28 12:42:53 AM  
2 votes:
2012-12-27 10:01:07 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.
2012-12-27 09:52:40 PM  
2 votes:
Dammit, I read the that headline as "Where No Movie Titties Have ..." and I read the article twice looking for boob references.


Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.
2012-12-28 09:02:20 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-28 06:37:28 AM  
1 vote:

crab66: Do you really care about this?

You better believe it. This is the internet, we simultaneously care and not care about everything and nothing.

This is big, HUGE.

I'm calling it RemovingoftheColonFromMovieSequelTitles-gate
2012-12-28 12:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
Star Trek and the Dilithium Stone
Star Trek and the Holodeck of Secrets
Star Trek and the Prisoner of Rura Penthe
Star Trek and the Goblet of Romulan Ale
Star Trek and the Order of the Tribbles
Star Trek and the Half-Blood Vulcan
Star Trek and the Deathly Tricorders
2012-12-27 10:50:52 PM  
1 vote:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain
2012-12-27 10:35:54 PM  
1 vote:

GreenAdder: There's an old Klingon proverb: "Pain don't hurt." I hope Kirk keeps this in mind as he heads into darkness.

He used to Pon Farr guys like Harrison back on Rura Penthe.
2012-12-27 10:29:43 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Satanic_Hamster: Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.

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2012-12-27 10:24:24 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-27 10:19:57 PM  
1 vote:
I'd be just as happy if they went back to Roman numerals in the titles. That way in 20 years we could instantly recall which releases were the GOOD ones.
2012-12-27 10:18:49 PM  
1 vote:
FTA The title does leaves open the possibility of accidentally saying it as "star, trek in darkness."

I think Star, Trek in Darkness will be the Asylum ripoff title
2012-12-27 10:16:18 PM  
1 vote:

Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".

And the incredibly farking stupid A NOVEL slapped on there. Yeah, thanks asshole, I'm glad this book I found in fiction is fiction.
2012-12-27 09:26:28 PM  
1 vote:
Doesn't really make sense grammatically. "Trek" is supposed to be a noun, now it's a verb. If they took the "Star" out of the title it would make a little  more sense. But who cares. KHAN!
2012-12-27 09:25:41 PM  
1 vote:
It all started to go downhill with This absolute piece of shiat

/Stupid title, stupider movie.
2012-12-27 09:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
Die Hard with a Vengeance says hello, did anybody watch me?
2012-12-27 08:05:19 PM  
1 vote:
I had an aunt that lost her colon. shiat in a bag.
2012-12-27 06:41:06 PM  
1 vote:
Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".
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