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(National Post)   Star Trek Into Darkness boldly goes where no movie titles have gone before   (arts.nationalpost.com) divider line 97
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2012-12-27 06:21:36 PM
What; the : fark is : this: shiat? :::
 
2012-12-27 06:41:06 PM
Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".
 
2012-12-27 08:05:19 PM
I had an aunt that lost her colon. shiat in a bag.
 
2012-12-27 08:47:58 PM

Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".


In history academia, it's pretty much essential. You come up with a title that is relevant to your work but also catchy, then a subtitle that explains the nature of your research.


Also, is this really that big of a deal for a movie?

/in b4 "ZOMG LENS FLAER!!!1!1!"
 
2012-12-27 08:51:56 PM
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
 
2012-12-27 08:53:29 PM
It has Cumberbatch chewing scenery as a villain, which is also probably going to make The Desolation of Smaug awesome, especially if they work in a little Necromancer action towards the end.
 
2012-12-27 08:53:33 PM

some_beer_drinker: What; the : fark is : this: shiat? :::



Ya know, when you read that with pauses at the colons, it sounds like Shatner,,,,
 
2012-12-27 08:55:54 PM
Where in the galaxy is Boldligo?

/what's that clickin' noise?
 
2012-12-27 09:03:01 PM
Star Trek Colectomy

/it's in the bag
 
2012-12-27 09:03:07 PM
colon? Damn near killed him.
 
2012-12-27 09:18:19 PM
They voided their colons?
 
2012-12-27 09:19:31 PM
2011 saw the release of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, also known as M:I-4, which looks like a seriously deranged emoticon.

I chuckled.
 
2012-12-27 09:20:06 PM
Die Hard with a Vengeance says hello, did anybody watch me?
 
2012-12-27 09:21:10 PM
There was a time when Chris Knight hoped to be two of the greatest minds in the world. Now he's fallen to this...
 
2012-12-27 09:23:22 PM
Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".

Worse for me is when the cover catches my eye, the title sounds interesting, then I pick it up and just below the title it says "A Dash Hamilton Mystery."
 
2012-12-27 09:25:41 PM
It all started to go downhill with This absolute piece of shiat


/Stupid title, stupider movie.
 
2012-12-27 09:26:28 PM
Doesn't really make sense grammatically. "Trek" is supposed to be a noun, now it's a verb. If they took the "Star" out of the title it would make a little  more sense. But who cares. KHAN!
 
2012-12-27 09:27:30 PM

Snapper Carr: It all started to go downhill with This absolute piece of shiat

/Stupid title, stupider movie.


That should have been "more stupiderest". Sorry, pet peave.
 
2012-12-27 09:30:41 PM
Tonight, we're going to talk about something most people take for granted. Your Colon. What does it look like?
 
2012-12-27 09:36:22 PM
Shaka, when the colon dropped.
 
2012-12-27 09:38:26 PM

Snapper Carr: It all started to go downhill with This absolute piece of shiat


/Stupid title, stupider movie.


The Ebert & Roeper review is pretty hilarious.
 
2012-12-27 09:42:16 PM
Someone pays this guy to write about stuff like that.
 
2012-12-27 09:46:16 PM
So the first movie was really Star Trek Lensflare (no colon)

/In Space, No One Can Hear Your Bowels.
 
2012-12-27 09:46:26 PM
Star Trek [:] Into Darkness
 
2012-12-27 09:52:40 PM
Dammit, I read the that headline as "Where No Movie Titties Have ..." and I read the article twice looking for boob references.

:(

Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.

www.beertripper.com
 
2012-12-27 09:57:33 PM
farks Given Level: 0
 
2012-12-27 09:58:44 PM
So "Star Trek" is a verb?
 
2012-12-27 09:59:24 PM

Mugato: Doesn't really make sense grammatically. "Trek" is supposed to be a noun, now it's a verb. If they took the "Star" out of the title it would make a little  more sense. But who cares. KHAN!


Not really, the stars aren't trekking. "Star" is used to described what kind of trek into darkness it is. "Is it a trek into darkness?" "Not just that, it's a STAR trek into darkness".

/Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
 
2012-12-27 10:00:49 PM
Maybe Paramount made a mistake in editing and forgot to add in the :, and deciding they don't want to spend the extra money to fix it.

It's happened before, you know.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 10:01:07 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.



www.bullz-eye.com
 
2012-12-27 10:03:06 PM
At least they're not going with Star Trek Rises.
 
2012-12-27 10:03:54 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: At least they're not going with Star Trek Rises.


too soon
 
2012-12-27 10:06:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: At least they're not going with Star Trek Rises.


They had to pay the fine because by law every sci-fi or action film has to have some form of the word "Rise" in the title.
 
2012-12-27 10:09:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: At least they're not going with Star Trek Rises.


They already did Star Trek Begins, so next is Star Trek black something or other.
 
2012-12-27 10:16:18 PM

Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".


And the incredibly farking stupid A NOVEL slapped on there. Yeah, thanks asshole, I'm glad this book I found in fiction is fiction.
 
2012-12-27 10:17:25 PM

Plant Rights Activist: too soon


*lowers head mournfully*


Mugato: They had to pay the fine because by law every sci-fi or action film has to have some form of the word "Rise" in the title.


Hah!

"Well, 'Insurrection' is a rise, isn't it? We can't go there, man. No way."


simplicimus: They already did Star Trek Begins, so next is Star Trek black something or other.


The Trek Knight?
 
2012-12-27 10:18:49 PM
FTA The title does leaves open the possibility of accidentally saying it as "star, trek in darkness."

I think Star, Trek in Darkness will be the Asylum ripoff title
 
2012-12-27 10:19:44 PM
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Versus The Universe
Star Trek Not Included
Live Free and Star Trek
A Good Day to Star Trek
Star Trek Scared Stupid (released on Halloween)
 
2012-12-27 10:19:57 PM
I'd be just as happy if they went back to Roman numerals in the titles. That way in 20 years we could instantly recall which releases were the GOOD ones.
 
2012-12-27 10:24:23 PM

Aboleth: Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Versus The Universe
Star Trek Not Included
Live Free and Star Trek
A Good Day to Star Trek
Star Trek Scared Stupid (released on Halloween)


Star Trek: Road House

... (I *had* to.)
 
2012-12-27 10:24:24 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 10:24:43 PM
There's an old Klingon proverb: "Pain don't hurt." I hope Kirk keeps this in mind as he heads into darkness.
 
2012-12-27 10:29:43 PM

Mugato: Satanic_Hamster: Someone should post pictures of Star Trek boobies.


[www.bullz-eye.com image 225x368]


www.ditl.org
 
2012-12-27 10:35:54 PM

GreenAdder: There's an old Klingon proverb: "Pain don't hurt." I hope Kirk keeps this in mind as he heads into darkness.


He used to Pon Farr guys like Harrison back on Rura Penthe.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:38 PM
Just what we've all been waiting for: something that's even more idiotic to argue about than fonts.
 
2012-12-27 10:50:52 PM
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain
 
2012-12-27 10:52:11 PM

UNC_Samurai: Slaxl: Books are the worst, lately it seems there doesn't exist a book that isn't "Main Title: An inspiring sounding subtitle".

In history academia, it's pretty much essential. You come up with a title that is relevant to your work but also catchy, then a subtitle that explains the nature of your research.

This.


All my papers are titled something catchy, usually with a pun because I'm frustrating like that. Then I add a subtitle which explains what my paper is actually about. Gotta catch them first before they realize how boring the read will be.
 
2012-12-27 10:53:42 PM
You mean Star Trek II: Into Darkness?
 
2012-12-27 11:22:35 PM
Star Trek Rises
Star Trek: Rise of the Klingons
Rise of Star Trek
Star Trek Rising
 
2012-12-27 11:24:04 PM

Aboleth:
Star Trek European Vacation
Star Trek Christmas Vacation
Star Trek Family Values
Star Trek Family Reunion
Star Trek Identity
Star Trek Supremacy
Star Trek Ultimatum
Honey, I Shrunk Star Trek
Honey, I Blew Up Star Trek
Star Trek Reloaded
Star Trek Revolutions
Attack of the Star Trek
Return of the Star Trek
Star Trek Strikes Back
Star Trek Eats France
Star Trek's The Meaning of Life
Star Trek and the Holy Grail
Star Trek's Life of Spock's Brain


Star Trek: Electric Boogaloo
Star Trek: Cruise Control
Star Trek Rides Again
Star Trek Returns
Star Trek 2000
Star Trek: Lost in New York
Star Trek Takes Manhattan
The Great Star Trek Caper
Star Trek: The New Batch
Star Trek vs. Freddy vs. Jason
Star Trek in Africa
Star Trek: The Search for More Money
 
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