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(The Consumerist)   Now you too can smell like your favorite celebrity's colon   (consumerist.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-27 04:51:28 PM
*scans headline*

What the....?

*clicks on link*

................................

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-27 04:53:07 PM
My favorite celebrity writes in Comic Sans so


I FEAR NO COLON :
 
2012-12-27 05:03:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-27 05:08:53 PM
Meh.... smells like ass
 
2012-12-27 05:39:34 PM
I prefer a nice urethra.
 
2012-12-27 06:30:42 PM
That reminds me: I'm due for a cologneoscopy soon.
 
2012-12-27 07:39:51 PM
I bet Usher's colon smells like Justin Bieber's cum.
 
2012-12-27 07:41:43 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meh.... smells like ass


ya, who wants to smell like ass, especially on porpise.
 
2012-12-27 07:50:39 PM
Experience Calvin Klein's new scent:

Unremarkable
 
2012-12-27 08:22:25 PM
I've often wondered if Richard Gere's colon smells like a gerbil cage.

//Just me I bet.
 
2012-12-27 08:23:11 PM
www.nndb.com
 
2012-12-27 09:07:04 PM
abcnewsradioonline.com
 
2012-12-27 09:48:19 PM
But can I have my favorite celebrity's diseases?
upload.wikimedia.org
/hot
 
2012-12-27 09:58:28 PM
This is good news, for Robert Wuhl fans.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:25 PM

some_beer_drinker: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meh.... smells like ass

ya, who wants to smell like ass, especially on porpise.


www.clker.com

/does not want!
 
2012-12-28 01:58:27 AM
why didn't this get the

(puts on sunglasses)

asinine tag?

/yeahhhhh!
 
2012-12-28 07:31:03 AM
Oh, it's a Leno headline kinda thing. I found myself thinking about Tom Waits, being in the next stall, and the odor of mothballs and sauerkraut.
 
2012-12-28 07:48:12 AM
[thatsracist.jpg]
 
2012-12-28 09:30:41 AM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Experience Calvin Klein's new scent:

Unremarkable


I've had that on lock for years! How dare he infringe on me!
 
2012-12-28 10:22:17 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 500x712]


My ex posted a status nearly identical to the second last one once, she was really upset that I didn't like it. I had to physically present her with a bottle of my roommate's stuff (all mine just say toilet water) before she believed she spelled it wrong and took it down. By then two of her friends had said that was cute and one had asked what type of rectum I wear.
 
2012-12-28 10:28:39 AM
I went on-line and ordered me some Jessica Alba this morning
 
2012-12-28 11:34:26 AM
Well at least the angles are watching over me
 
2012-12-28 12:22:18 PM
Sorry being the idiot here...presumably colon is either a typo or short for something but ill be buggered* if I can work out what it is

*pun not intended, no you cannot bugger my colon, not yours!
 
2012-12-28 12:32:14 PM

moel: Sorry being the idiot here...presumably colon is either a typo or short for something but ill be buggered* if I can work out what it is

*pun not intended, no you cannot bugger my colon, not yours!


These people used Colon to mean Cologne.

Know this and enjoy.
 
2012-12-28 12:48:06 PM
I would love for a certain part of me to smell like Sandra Bullock's colon.
 
2012-12-28 01:03:36 PM
Oh Christina Aguilera's colon....I can imagine the smell recycled Taco Bell....
 
2012-12-28 02:03:04 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Experience Calvin Klein's new scent:

Unremarkable


Ah, so THAT'S what Anna Nicole Smith was wearing!
 
2012-12-28 10:01:51 PM
Where do you apply it?
 
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