Twitch Boy: As God is my witness...I thought possums could fly.
Sock Ruh Tease: [thoughtcatalogcom.files.wordpress.com image 220x203]When did they change it to opossum?
medieval: Something about terrifying a small animal for a few hours for the entertainment of a town doesn't feel right to me, anyway.
LordJiro: On one hand, PETA is stupid. On the other...Possum drop. What the FARK?
Nuclear Monk: LordJiro: On one hand, PETA is stupid. On the other...Possum drop. What the FARK?Well, the skunk drop certainly didn't work too well, so possum was the natural second choice.
special20: I reckon them PETA folks would poop themselves if they ever found out that roadkill can mean "killed on the road about twenty minutes ago (with a 12 gauge)".
fappomatic: medieval: Something about terrifying a small animal for a few hours for the entertainment of a town doesn't feel right to me, anyway.Have you ever encountered a wild possum up close & personal?Those biatches are like fur-covered chainsaws and they fear NOTHING.
fatassbastard: I have a possum living under my single-wide, so I'm getting a kick.../ya rly
Lionel Mandrake: Why not drop PETA members?
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