farkingismybusiness: Luckily no one was clubbed to death.
Theaetetus: One eyewitness described the scene, saying, "there were onions, pickles everywhere! I honestly feared for my diet."
fusillade762: If only the other patrons in the theater had been packing sandwiches.
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 722x295]/obscure?
duffblue: People really need to calm the fark down.
No Time To Explain: For a second I read "man sneaks sub sandwich into movie theatre", then I read Florida tag, then reread the headline/Americans, is it lack of a penis in men or are you that afraid of going out in public that you have this much out a hard on for guns//as a Canadian who owns guns and swords and other random weapons, but can go out without needing any of them and still feel safe, answer me farkers
Elzar: farkingismybusiness: Luckily no one was clubbed to death.[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
DoctorOfLove: Was it an assault sandwich?
Brick-House: 5...5 Dollar...5 Dollar Submachine Gun!
No Time To Explain: //as a Canadian who owns guns and swords and other random weapons, but can go out without needing any of them and still feel safe,
MaudlinMutantMollusk: DoctorOfLove: Was it an assault sandwich?Attack sub
The_Sponge: Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a farking hero sandwich here.Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shiat, you farkin' jerk-off./Best movie ever.
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