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(Showbiz 411)   Billy Crystal tops Tom Cruise. Yeah, submitter did always have Tom pegged as a bottom   (showbiz411.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, Tom Cruise, Marisa Tomei, guns, box offices, parental guidances  
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2012-12-27 04:41:38 PM  
I'm sure it's not the only time Tom's been pegged.
 
2012-12-27 06:05:13 PM  
Jack Reacher is supposed to be bigger than Tom Cruise and a blonde guy to boot. They couldn't get Alexander Skarsgård to be Reacher?

Cruise is 50 years old now. Time to replace him as the go to action movie guy.
 
2012-12-27 06:08:14 PM  
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Subbs, you couldn't be more wrong.
 
2012-12-27 06:11:59 PM  
Ouch!

That's gotta hurt the first time.

And the second.

And the third.

And then Tom got used to it..
 
2012-12-27 07:58:43 PM  
It's not cool to make fun of gayness these days...unless someone's straight, then it's hilarious!

:/
 
2012-12-27 08:04:01 PM  
Of course Jodie Dallas is a top.


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That sweater radiates manliness.
 
2012-12-27 08:30:47 PM  
There's only one reason I'd watch that movie:

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2012-12-27 09:28:53 PM  

zarberg: There's only one reason I'd watch that movie:


I agree. She must have a great hair stylist. Those highlights are done perfectly.
 
2012-12-27 09:30:25 PM  

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Subbs, you couldn't be more wrong.


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2012-12-27 10:19:06 PM  
Kudos to Midler and Crystal, who are not exactly family fare from the old days. They were both pretty R rated comedians

They were? I just thought they made their careers singing and whining at Danny DeVito and Meg Ryan.
 
2012-12-27 10:51:28 PM  

skinink: They couldn't get Alexander Skarsgård to be Reacher?


Randy Couture. Jesus, do I have to do everything myself?

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2012-12-27 10:53:09 PM  

zarberg: There's only one reason I'd watch that movie:


There's a few scenes where her amazing rack is on display. However, most scenes with her they downplay it. Too bad, really.
 
2012-12-28 09:18:50 AM  

zarberg: There's only one reason I'd watch that movie:

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Looks like two reasons to me.
 
2012-12-28 10:52:01 AM  

zarberg: There's only one reason I'd watch that movie:

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Damn, those are some saggy looking titays.
 
2012-12-28 02:19:32 PM  

dramboxf: skinink: They couldn't get Alexander Skarsgård to be Reacher?

Randy Couture. Jesus, do I have to do everything myself?

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The wife has read every Reacher book and her opinion is that the Rock should have been the one.
 
2012-12-28 03:01:35 PM  

priapic_abandon: The wife has read every Reacher book and her opinion is that the Rock should have been the one.


I've heard that, too, but The Rock has this vein of humor beneath everything his does. And that is NOT Reacher. Plus The Rock just isn't...dark enough. Emotionally, I mean. To stay true to Child's character, you need someone that you can see thumbing out someone else's eye just to teach them a farking lesson.

Dennis Haysbert was my other choice. I mean, if Reacher can go from 6'5", 250 to Tom Cruise, no reason why he can't go black.

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