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(The Atlantic)   As Times Square prepares for a Dickless New Year's Eve, its balls have been dropping for over a hundred years   (theatlantic.com) divider line 26
    More: Cool, New Year's Eve, Times Square, street festival, Detroit Publishing Company, Ryan Seacrest  
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2012-12-27 03:25:52 PM  
low-ball humor. nice.
 
2012-12-27 03:37:59 PM  
penis
 
2012-12-27 03:40:50 PM  
+1 Nice headline kid.  Don't get cocky.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:06 PM  
Is this true?
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
 
2012-12-27 04:22:37 PM  
As long as Ryan Seacrest is involved, there'll always be a Dick.
 
2012-12-27 04:27:29 PM  
So they've been doing it as long as Dick Clark has been alive?
 
2012-12-27 04:29:43 PM  
When they hit the water, call AARP
 
2012-12-27 04:34:18 PM  
I cant believe they kept dragging him out there the last few times it just hurt to watch him. But I guess it was all on him but it was sad.
 
2012-12-27 04:34:28 PM  
So Walter Peck from the EPA is hosting this year?
 
2012-12-27 04:36:52 PM  
When I first heard about that Times Square thing I expected a ball to actually _drop_, not to be gently lowered. After that initial disappointment I have never given another single shiat about their annual event.
 
2012-12-27 04:37:07 PM  
Dick was starting to freak me out towards the end. He had entered the uncanny valley.
 
2012-12-27 04:37:23 PM  
If they want to do something really impressive, they could drop the Unisphere.
 
2012-12-27 04:43:49 PM  
Yeah, I miss the peep shows too subby....
 
2012-12-27 05:16:30 PM  
I'm sure Ryan will be enjoying lots of dick after his ball drops. His girlfriend will just have to enjoy her buzzing dick. Seeing as she won't be getting any from Ryan.
 
2012-12-27 05:34:49 PM  
Subby, I'll make sure again this year that your mom doesnt have the same problem.
 
2012-12-27 06:23:57 PM  
I dunno. I'm gonna miss "teh, ni, ay, sic, sehhhhhhv, fi, fo, thrurrrrr........two, uh.
 
2012-12-27 06:36:04 PM  
They should call Dr Wongburger
 
2012-12-27 06:42:28 PM  
Bull. They'll find a way to reanimate his corpse and justify it by saying it's what he would have wanted.
 
2012-12-27 06:52:35 PM  
New York has a long history of dropping the ball.
 
2012-12-27 08:49:08 PM  

gunga galunga: So Walter Peck from the EPA is hosting this year?


There it is, came for this and I'm outta here
 
2012-12-27 11:43:08 PM  
And a late entry for Headline of the Year emerges.
 
2012-12-28 12:18:26 AM  

Skarekrough: Yeah, I miss the peep shows too subby....


Amen, brother. Amen.

/ good times, good times.
 
2012-12-28 01:19:04 AM  
They'll have him there...

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If not in the chair, they'll have a holographic Dick Clark on stage with Ryan Seacrest.
 
2012-12-28 08:38:01 AM  
Why can't they get Dr. Herbert West to bring Dick Clark back to life?
 
2012-12-28 09:02:22 AM  
islamfrominside.com
 
2012-12-28 01:14:05 PM  
HADDY DO EAR!!!!
 
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