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(Boing Boing)   Step 1: Call your mom a prostitute on the Internet. Step 2: Charge huge fees to remove the accusation. Step 3: Profit   ( divider line
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16970 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Dec 2012 at 10:42 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-27 10:49:58 PM  
7 votes:
Searched for my ex-wife and she wasn't listed. This site is not legit.
2012-12-27 10:53:13 PM  
6 votes:
Your mom may or may not be a slut, but she clearly had sex one too many times.
2012-12-27 11:59:42 PM  
5 votes:

2012-12-28 01:18:37 AM  
3 votes:
Yelp called and wanted their business model back
2012-12-28 12:10:14 AM  
3 votes:

jake_lex: I wonder if Anonymous is looking for anything to do.

Help me Internet Hate Machine, you're my only hope.
2012-12-28 07:35:18 AM  
2 votes:

Buffet: Aren't they ALL Potential Prostitutes??

A son comes home one day and asks his father for help with his homework. "I have to explain the difference between potentially and reality. I don't really understand the difference" The father says "Go ask your sister if she'd fark Brad Pitt for a million dollars.". The son comes back and says "Sis said 'of course". "Now," The father says, "Go ask your mom if she'd sleep with Richard Gere for a million dollars". The son comes back replies "Mom said 'fark yeah'. So the father looks at the son and says "So potentially we are sitting on 2 million bucks, but in reality we are living with a couple of whores."
2012-12-28 01:34:32 PM  
1 vote:

lelio: Yelp called and wanted their business model back

I know a few local restaurant owners and they now have do deal with "Yelp Extortion" all the time. They regularly get people in their establishments who demand their meals for 100% discount or they will post nasty feedback on Yelp and other review sites. Most of the owners now firmly tell the extortionists that they run their restaurant with integrity and are committed to fixing any issues with food or service, but will not provide free meals to simply avoid bad reviews. They go on to state that they believe the feedback from their many happy repeat patrons in the local community will outweigh any negative feedback online.

Of course, we did have the one Italian restaurant owner from New York who dragged the Yelp Extortionist outside and beat the heck out of him. This was loudly cheered by the other local business owners.
2012-12-28 11:08:21 AM  
1 vote:

KiwDaWabbit: Resin33: Searched for my ex-wife and she wasn't listed. This site is not legit.

The same thing could be said about my ex-girlfriend. Good news, though. I'm not going to be the one to add her / warn the next guy(s). That's on her.
2012-12-28 08:04:10 AM  
1 vote:

HindiDiscoMonster: Don't worry... on dialup you can only get slow viruses...

Gotta watch those slow attacks though.
2012-12-28 06:01:58 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure the site is for real. Either that, or they have someone QAing the submissions. I submitted Sarah Palin yesterday, and she still doesn't show up when I do a search.
2012-12-28 12:09:47 AM  
1 vote:
Accusation? Sounds like your mom is getting free advertising.
2012-12-27 11:53:52 PM  
1 vote:
I just added Eric Holder to the Predator's Watch page . . .

/ going down in 5, 4, 3 . . .
2012-12-27 11:31:04 PM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: Your mom may or may not be a slut, but she clearly had sex one too many times.

2012-12-27 10:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: Your mom may or may not be a slut, but she clearly had sex one too many times.

Clearly you are not going to believe my Immaculate conception story...
2012-12-27 09:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares? Don't put photos of yourself on the internet.
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