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2012-12-27 02:17:43 PM
No, if you could split a 4x4 with your flaccid junk, that's super strength. This is nothing.
 
2012-12-27 02:26:42 PM
Rock over London!  Rock on Chicago!
 
2012-12-27 02:34:16 PM
Wooo!

I think he practiced on his teeth.
 
2012-12-27 02:36:37 PM
Well, that's the X12!

(should've saved some of that scrap wood to fix his broken windows.)
 
2012-12-27 02:40:26 PM
God, his website is priceless.  Even has a warning for law enforcement officers who find themselves facing an X12-Enhanced criminal.
 
2012-12-27 03:03:24 PM

Bladel: God, his website is priceless. Even has a warning for law enforcement officers who find themselves facing an X12-Enhanced criminal.


He thinks he can run 40 mph!
 
2012-12-27 03:11:30 PM

TheHighlandHowler: Bladel: God, his website is priceless. Even has a warning for law enforcement officers who find themselves facing an X12-Enhanced criminal.

He thinks he can run 40 mph!


Why didn't he include a video of that?
 
2012-12-27 03:12:00 PM
I wondered what Leon Spinks had been up to
 
2012-12-27 03:13:07 PM
An illegitimate claim, which promptly led to an agonizing shutdown.

/Broken link BTW, subby.
 
2012-12-27 03:14:18 PM
img1.bdbphotos.com

So glad that's settled.
 
2012-12-27 03:18:37 PM
 
2012-12-27 03:20:38 PM

TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement


Just found that. He's awesome. I wish to subscribe to his comic book, the Astounding Adventures of Toothless Joe.
 
2012-12-27 03:26:37 PM

TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement


Seems Legit.
 
2012-12-27 03:27:12 PM

TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement


Watching it, I wonder if his super-sight missed a decimal place.

I can hustle my 260 pound ass faster than that. Just not very far.
 
2012-12-27 03:29:54 PM

Saberus Terras: TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement

Watching it, I wonder if his super-sight missed a decimal place.

I can hustle my 260 pound ass faster than that. Just not very far.


I can easily sprint at over a hundred MPH, given a short enough distance. In fact, as the required distance approaches zero, my top speed increases to near-infinite ranges. Over a Planck length, I can move at light speed.
 
2012-12-27 03:30:44 PM

Theaetetus: Saberus Terras: TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement

Watching it, I wonder if his super-sight missed a decimal place.

I can hustle my 260 pound ass faster than that. Just not very far.

I can easily sprint at over a hundred MPH, given a short enough distance. In fact, as the required distance approaches zero, my top speed increases to near-infinite ranges. Over a Planck length, I can move at light speed.


Plancking is so last year
 
2012-12-27 03:47:19 PM
I show MY wood who's boos all of the time!

/rimshot.
 
2012-12-27 03:49:30 PM

Theaetetus: Saberus Terras: TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement

Watching it, I wonder if his super-sight missed a decimal place.

I can hustle my 260 pound ass faster than that. Just not very far.

I can easily sprint at over a hundred MPH, given a short enough distance. In fact, as the required distance approaches zero, my top speed increases to near-infinite ranges. Over a Planck length, I can move at light speed.


I was referring to the observed speed, not the reported speed. Anyone else notice he's taken the route of not allowing comments or ratings? He knows he's full of shiat and just doesn't want to hear about it.

I wonder if his kid is the one that can go Super Saijin.
 
2012-12-27 03:54:02 PM

TheHighlandHowler: A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement


That line he's running along in his yard is so worn down he must do that for hours a day. This is serious back away slowly territory.
 
2012-12-27 04:28:42 PM
We need this guy and Epic Beard guy in a 2011 vs 2012 epic meme showdown.
 
2012-12-27 04:30:59 PM
Try hitting that wood plank across the grain and breaking it, then we can talk super hero.
 
2012-12-27 05:12:43 PM

Saberus Terras: Theaetetus: Saberus Terras: TheHighlandHowler: Theaetetus: Why didn't he include a video of that?

A Man Sprinting 37 MPH Top Foot speed On A Radar Gun Speed Measurement

Watching it, I wonder if his super-sight missed a decimal place.

I can hustle my 260 pound ass faster than that. Just not very far.

I can easily sprint at over a hundred MPH, given a short enough distance. In fact, as the required distance approaches zero, my top speed increases to near-infinite ranges. Over a Planck length, I can move at light speed.

I was referring to the observed speed, not the reported speed. Anyone else notice he's taken the route of not allowing comments or ratings? He knows he's full of shiat and just doesn't want to hear about it.

I wonder if his kid is the one that can go Super Saijin.


My thought is that he's an epic troll
 
2012-12-27 05:16:19 PM
Is that Bubba from Forest Gump?
 
2012-12-27 05:20:09 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: Is that Bubba from Forest Gump?


No, I'm pretty sure he died back in Vietnam.
 
2012-12-27 05:33:40 PM
all that poverty he lives in is just a disguise.
 
2012-12-27 05:49:19 PM

Theaetetus: TheHighlandHowler: Bladel: God, his website is priceless. Even has a warning for law enforcement officers who find themselves facing an X12-Enhanced criminal.

He thinks he can run 40 mph!

Why didn't he include a video of that?


Link

he did, just have to look.
 
2012-12-27 06:16:31 PM
I bet he thinks he's a real stud, but we all know that was knot impressive.

I'm sure he's just pining for the ladies attention. Willow or willow he not get it, that is the question.
 
2012-12-27 06:16:33 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: So glad that's settled.

Beat me to the punch! oh well, plan B:

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-27 06:16:46 PM

doczoidberg: I show MY wood who's boos all of the time!

/rimshot.


Who's boos!     My 18 year Glenfiddich and I laughed.
 
2012-12-27 06:18:32 PM

thisiszombocom: all that poverty he lives in is just a disguise.


I couldn't help but stare at his "shanty in the holler" living arrangements. Is there another clip where he takes us inside his home?
 
2012-12-27 06:25:23 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com


"When I goes to gym my muscles plus up more heavier."
 
2012-12-27 06:36:15 PM
www.morethings.com
 
2012-12-27 07:05:52 PM

Saberus Terras: No, if you could split a 4x4 with your flaccid junk, that's super strength. This is nothing.


Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board withpenis?
a.onionstatic.com
 
2012-12-27 07:09:44 PM
Everything I touch will destroy!
 
2012-12-27 07:23:07 PM
I'm not sure who he is, but this guy is an absolute wiz at registering domains.
http://www.photoduction.com/
http://ww.craigstour.com/
http://www.craigsreport.com/
http://www.bigboobcity.com/
http://morrowtronics.info/
http://morrowslist.com/
 
2012-12-27 07:26:04 PM
This board i break.... Sixteen inches long....

/obscure?
//and stupid.
 
2012-12-27 07:52:02 PM

ThisIsntMe: Saberus Terras: No, if you could split a 4x4 with your flaccid junk, that's super strength. This is nothing.

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board withpenis?
[a.onionstatic.com image 594x334]


That man _has_ no dick.
 
2012-12-27 08:03:49 PM
This is from one of his websites I posted above:

Avoid Prostitutes That Have Extremely Roomy Vagina
 
2012-12-27 08:19:25 PM

minoridiot: This is from one of his websites I posted above:

Avoid Prostitutes That Have Extremely Roomy Vagina


That's is the most though discussion of "vagina framing" of prostitution I have read this week!
 
2012-12-27 08:50:26 PM

minoridiot: This is from one of his websites I posted above:

Avoid Prostitutes That Have Extremely Roomy Vagina


I don't even know what to say.
 
2012-12-27 09:03:14 PM
 
2012-12-27 09:12:43 PM
I'm pretty sure this guy is legitimately developmentally disabled, and I don't think we should be making fun of him.

tldr: don't make fun of the retarded guy.
 
2012-12-27 09:16:00 PM

minoridiot: This is from one of his websites I posted above:

Avoid Prostitutes That Have Extremely Roomy Vagina


Oh my god that's hilarious
 
2012-12-27 09:18:05 PM
Baron Harkonnen: don't make fun of the retarded guy.

why, because he might smash us with his retard strength? That's not even funny.
 
2012-12-27 10:10:19 PM
Totally...

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.
Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo.
Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried.
There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
That...  that's about it.
 
2012-12-27 10:11:44 PM
LOL..i heard the redneck accent..and knew i was in for a good vid of glaringly stupid people.


/munches popcorn.
 
2012-12-27 10:14:18 PM
Sure, you can break a board thats already broken in half, but can you pound a rail spike in with your dingus? CAN YOU!! Meh

/fake vid is fake.
 
2012-12-27 10:19:40 PM

Bladel: God, his website is priceless.  Even has a warning for law enforcement officers who find themselves facing an X12-Enhanced criminal.




Oh good lord...lol..i watched his "running 37 mph" vid, which is impossible, and he waddled across the yard like a bloated jabba the hut at about 3 or maybe 5 mph, and looked at the gun, "37 mph...whooo". This guy is either a comedic genius, or an idiot.
 
2012-12-27 10:22:59 PM

stiletto2: How it all started...




you could see where the board was already broken all down the length of it. What a tool.
 
2012-12-27 10:24:56 PM
(2) Or stop the penetration for 15 to 30 minutes, and then restart the penetration, and if the prostitutes vaginal wall doesn't collapse, and the vagina is still extremely roomy, there may be a big framing device inside of her vagina to keep it extremely roomy.

um...wut?
 
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