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(Huffington Post)   You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of fan semen on the wall   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-12-27 08:49:31 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 08:56:27 PM
Been done...
img.chan4chan.com /hotlink
 
2012-12-27 08:59:38 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


I was wondering who was going to be first with one of those pics.
 
2012-12-27 09:17:13 PM

Andy Andy: The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink

I was wondering who was going to be first with one of those pics.


berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 09:28:19 PM
Am i in before peter griffen after he knocked over the rack in the sperm bank freezer
 
2012-12-27 09:30:47 PM
cdn.head-fi.org

/approves
 
2012-12-27 09:30:56 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-27 09:39:49 PM
Ugh, ewwww...

She's pretty cute though, would like non- pixelated video of bonk bonk.
 
2012-12-27 09:43:25 PM
If you need me I'll be in my studio producing supplies for the next movie.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:07 PM
Geez, people are milking this thread for all it's worth...
 
Skr
2012-12-27 09:52:17 PM
www.recipematcher.com
Mmmmm
 
2012-12-27 09:53:49 PM
Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'
 
2012-12-27 09:55:31 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-27 09:57:36 PM
We Americans use sample cups (pee cups). My best job in college.
 
2012-12-27 10:03:10 PM
I really hope they threw away the funnel when they were done.
Not very nice to leave a funky funnel for your mom to find.
 
2012-12-27 10:06:02 PM

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Step 1: Be an Asian.
 
2012-12-27 10:08:42 PM
 
2012-12-27 10:11:15 PM
I thought this would connect to Korean fan death
 
2012-12-27 10:30:50 PM
Q:Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?

A: His wife died.


/This joke convinced my sister to stop waking up to a clock radio many years ago.
//Not really what you want to hear first in the morning...
 
2012-12-27 10:31:26 PM

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


------

It's contractual. The standard model release in Japan stipulates that the footage will only be released in censored form. It costs a LOT more to get them to sign an uncensored distribution release. Like 3-4 times more.
 
2012-12-27 10:31:36 PM
I'm not even surprised.

God bless you, Japan.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:56 PM

cgraves67: I did a fertility test a couple of years ago. I had to shoot a load into a glass vial. It was a bit awkward to hold it on the tip while trying to work it.


I did the same thing after a vasectomy. Only instead of a glass vial, the nurse looked me up and down and gave me a mason jar.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:42 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


Her, apparently.
 
2012-12-27 11:09:53 PM
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 11:13:43 PM
Interesting that a GIS of Uta Kohaku was pretty much SFW except for one blurry bj photo, I thought I had safe search on somehow, but that wasn't the case.

Apparently Google tweaked their Google image search and now you have to be more explicit to find NSFW pictures

Google makes explicit pictures harder to find
 
2012-12-27 11:14:13 PM

Psycat: Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'


Length maybe, but they're only slightly bigger around than a thumb, not exactly made for sticking your junk in unless you happen to be Asian.
 
2012-12-27 11:16:49 PM

WordsnCollision: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x768]


www.tvi24.iol.pt
"Two jizz sample more than expected! Great!"
 
2012-12-27 11:19:52 PM

traylor: fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?

Step 1: Be an Asian.


Maybe that's how they go pee-pee in your Coke.
 
2012-12-27 11:24:40 PM

Psycat: Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'


Emmet Otaku's Jugband Xmas?
 
2012-12-27 11:24:50 PM
That's pretty farking gross.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:18 AM

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


Well, your ancestors would have all starved to death in slave labor camps.

The survivors would live in a dismal hellscape of pixelated porn.

But on the plus side, more tentacle rape of schoolgirls on Saturday morning cartoons....
 
2012-12-28 12:30:04 AM

Gwyrddu: Interesting that a GIS of Uta Kohaku was pretty much SFW except for one blurry bj photo, I thought I had safe search on somehow, but that wasn't the case.

Apparently Google tweaked their Google image search and now you have to be more explicit to find NSFW pictures

Google makes explicit pictures harder to find


your google is broken. when I did the search (for research purposes) about half of the first page was nsfw.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:06 AM
I'm totally barfing at this.
 
2012-12-28 12:45:50 AM

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


I blame Douglas MacArthur.

/And profit margins.
 
2012-12-28 12:49:08 AM

serial_crusher: [www.morethings.com image 300x225]


YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN!

/Came here for this.
//Leaving satisfied.
///Get it?
 
2012-12-28 01:42:55 AM
Taking bets on drink it all/bathe in it.
 
2012-12-28 03:47:23 AM
The can't really be planning on using it for anything; surely they'll substitute-in something else. Think how many diseases there could be in those. Even with testing, they couldn't be 100% sure.

Farking disgusting even as an idea, though.
 
2012-12-28 04:34:30 AM
Am I the only person who noticed that the film is entitled "Semen Collection 2?"  What happened to the first one?
 
2012-12-28 05:00:39 AM
thedailyeater.com
 
2012-12-28 06:03:02 AM
That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!
 
2012-12-28 07:23:26 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 07:50:54 AM
.....Clicks right arrow on picture of jiz girl, is treated to ....

Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Arteesha Donaldson was arrested after allegedly throwing an ironing board at her girlfriend after an argument over the whereabouts of her detachable latex penis.


/it's going to be a good day
 
2012-12-28 08:04:43 AM

Buffet: That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!


Alright, who let in the YouTube commenter?
 
2012-12-28 08:06:27 AM
t.fod4.com
"Looks like someone is ready for the 1 gallon challenge!"

/milkstache
 
2012-12-28 08:24:20 AM
shivers..ew
 
2012-12-28 08:27:53 AM
Dare I even ask the question......what does she plan on doing with all of that?
 
2012-12-28 09:03:28 AM
I'd insist on direct deposit only.

On the other side, I'd like to know if they are going to test any of that spunk before she drinks it, and you know damn well a funnel and leather recliner might be involved..........
 
2012-12-28 11:20:13 AM
There once was a milkman named Schwartz
Whose cock was all covered with warts
But women would play
With his dick anyway
Because good ol' Schwartz came in quarts.

/nothing
 
2012-12-28 11:24:13 AM
There once was a man from Eeling
Who pounded his pud with great feeling
Then like a trout
He'd stick his mouth out
And wait for the drops from the ceiling

/YI-yi-yi-yi
//Your mother swims after troop ships
///So sing me another verse worse than the other verse
////And waltz me around by my willy
 
2012-12-28 12:45:14 PM

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


I take it you've never had sex with a Japanese man, then?

Also, unfortunate use of the term "slideshow".
 
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