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(Huffington Post)   You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of fan semen on the wall   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-12-27 04:31:35 PM  
Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?
 
2012-12-27 04:54:21 PM  
Enjoy your luxurious bukkake bath, Uta!
 
2012-12-27 05:33:57 PM  
www.morethings.com
 
2012-12-27 06:16:29 PM  
How do you get semen into a bottle?
 
2012-12-27 06:31:48 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Use your imagination while masturbating into a bottle.
 
2012-12-27 06:39:48 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Tell them there's rum at the bottom.
 
2012-12-27 06:44:19 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Tell them that they're the new crew of this:



www.modelships.de
 
2012-12-27 06:45:17 PM  
what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.

CHUG. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG.
 
2012-12-27 07:43:32 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 07:43:39 PM  
Anybody else suddenly thirsty?
 
2012-12-27 07:44:31 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


O_O oh that's just.......
 
2012-12-27 07:44:46 PM  
What is Japan coming to?
 
2012-12-27 07:47:24 PM  
I'm going to Google Uta Kohaku. Does anyone have a bottle?
 
2012-12-27 07:47:26 PM  
That would smell so vile.
 
2012-12-27 07:47:29 PM  
I think women and seamen don't mix sir.
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
We know what you think.
 
2012-12-27 07:48:30 PM  
That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.
 
2012-12-27 07:48:54 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


Her.
 
2012-12-27 07:50:25 PM  

psycho_mailman: sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

O_O oh that's just.......


-_-


/FTFY.
 
2012-12-27 07:51:09 PM  
sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine fantasize what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?
 
2012-12-27 07:51:38 PM  
I wonder how many single socks were sent to her?
 
2012-12-27 07:53:28 PM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

myzerowaste.com

www.allergyliberation.co.uk
 
2012-12-27 07:53:47 PM  
Well..with their sub standard wangs, they probably made a direct deposit right in the bottles.

/just saying.
 
2012-12-27 07:55:28 PM  
Was going to donate but shipping to Japan on a 2-liter bottle was cost prohibitive.

/Donated to Salvation Army instead
//Merry White Christmas annoying bell-ringer!!!
 
2012-12-27 07:55:59 PM  
What bottles of semen may look like.
 
2012-12-27 08:01:45 PM  
I admire her spunk

she seems like a spunky gal

spunk
 
2012-12-27 08:04:24 PM  
"A Japanese porn actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another."

Let's stick to writing articles and not jokes, David Moye.
 
2012-12-27 08:04:42 PM  
No.
 
2012-12-27 08:05:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


A wall.
 
2012-12-27 08:05:35 PM  
Semen + www.sodastreamusa.com = ?
 
2012-12-27 08:07:26 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-12-27 08:08:42 PM  
Q. What's long, hard, cylindrical, and full of seamen?

A. A submarine!

/works better phonetically than written
 
2012-12-27 08:10:20 PM  
We just wanted to make sure you were serious about wanting the insurance...
 
2012-12-27 08:12:48 PM  
Seriously? Porn is making the news?
 
2012-12-27 08:15:13 PM  
She's gonna make a sperm pool and swim in it, I bet on this happening lol!
 
2012-12-27 08:15:18 PM  
Oblig.
tosh.comedycentral.com
 
2012-12-27 08:15:46 PM  
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2012-12-27 08:16:20 PM  
hiho hiho
it's off to bed we go
just squeeze your c*nt and make me grunt
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's off your ass I'll go
please wash your butt you f*cking slut
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's time for you to blow
please get me hard you tub of lard
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
into your bush I'll blow
I'll make a splash inside your gash
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
you're humping me to slow
I'm going limp you f*cking blimp
hiho hiho

please give me head
my dick is dead
hiho hiho
 
2012-12-27 08:16:21 PM  
To heck with the rest of you. I want to know this woman.

/maybe get paid for it
//in the Biblical sense
///ie, gold with the face of Caesar stamped on it
 
2012-12-27 08:18:13 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


We'd be driving Toyatas and Hondas, and watching Sharp TVs, listening to Sony radio and playing Nintendo games.

Whew.
 
2012-12-27 08:19:40 PM  

MiamiChef: That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.


Are you kidding? This is farking tame

/she was asking for it the way she was dressed
//I'd help her cause if you know what in saying
///I'm saying that she's hot, if you missed what I was saying
 
2012-12-27 08:21:45 PM  
I am a total unrepentent pervert, of a magnitude that would likely ruin my life if it became public knowledge... but my god. This is farking nasty on a scale I can barely comprehend. This "collection" should go straight into an autoclave, not whatever ghastly thing will likely be done with it. God dammit Japan, god dammit.
 
2012-12-27 08:25:54 PM  
www.starscolor.com

Would it be the same if I sent the porn actress a picture of Larry Semon?
 
2012-12-27 08:28:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-27 08:31:56 PM  
I did a fertility test a couple of years ago. I had to shoot a load into a glass vial. It was a bit awkward to hold it on the tip while trying to work it.
 
2012-12-27 08:34:37 PM  
What is this I don't even--
 
2012-12-27 08:35:49 PM  
I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.
 
2012-12-27 08:36:51 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


I know, damned laws making things all... illegal.
 
2012-12-27 08:37:45 PM  
I think Japan is maybe taking this milking meme a litte too far...

m.static.newsvine.com
 
2012-12-27 08:39:47 PM  
SpoogeBob CrustyPants...


xc5.xanga.com
 
2012-12-27 08:40:35 PM  

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?

Her.


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

/...new keyboard, newsletter........
 
2012-12-27 08:49:31 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 08:56:27 PM  
Been done...
img.chan4chan.com /hotlink
 
2012-12-27 08:59:38 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


I was wondering who was going to be first with one of those pics.
 
2012-12-27 09:17:13 PM  

Andy Andy: The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink

I was wondering who was going to be first with one of those pics.


berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 09:28:19 PM  
Am i in before peter griffen after he knocked over the rack in the sperm bank freezer
 
2012-12-27 09:30:47 PM  
cdn.head-fi.org

/approves
 
2012-12-27 09:30:56 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-27 09:39:49 PM  
Ugh, ewwww...

She's pretty cute though, would like non- pixelated video of bonk bonk.
 
2012-12-27 09:43:25 PM  
If you need me I'll be in my studio producing supplies for the next movie.
 
2012-12-27 09:50:07 PM  
Geez, people are milking this thread for all it's worth...
 
Skr
2012-12-27 09:52:17 PM  
www.recipematcher.com
Mmmmm
 
2012-12-27 09:53:49 PM  
Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'
 
2012-12-27 09:55:31 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Been done...
[img.chan4chan.com image 750x600] /hotlink


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-12-27 09:57:36 PM  
We Americans use sample cups (pee cups). My best job in college.
 
2012-12-27 10:03:10 PM  
I really hope they threw away the funnel when they were done.
Not very nice to leave a funky funnel for your mom to find.
 
2012-12-27 10:06:02 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Step 1: Be an Asian.
 
2012-12-27 10:08:42 PM  
 
2012-12-27 10:11:15 PM  
I thought this would connect to Korean fan death
 
2012-12-27 10:30:50 PM  
Q:Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?

A: His wife died.


/This joke convinced my sister to stop waking up to a clock radio many years ago.
//Not really what you want to hear first in the morning...
 
2012-12-27 10:31:26 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


------

It's contractual. The standard model release in Japan stipulates that the footage will only be released in censored form. It costs a LOT more to get them to sign an uncensored distribution release. Like 3-4 times more.
 
2012-12-27 10:31:36 PM  
I'm not even surprised.

God bless you, Japan.
 
2012-12-27 10:34:56 PM  

cgraves67: I did a fertility test a couple of years ago. I had to shoot a load into a glass vial. It was a bit awkward to hold it on the tip while trying to work it.


I did the same thing after a vasectomy. Only instead of a glass vial, the nurse looked me up and down and gave me a mason jar.
 
2012-12-27 10:41:42 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


Her, apparently.
 
2012-12-27 11:09:53 PM  
sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 11:13:43 PM  
Interesting that a GIS of Uta Kohaku was pretty much SFW except for one blurry bj photo, I thought I had safe search on somehow, but that wasn't the case.

Apparently Google tweaked their Google image search and now you have to be more explicit to find NSFW pictures

Google makes explicit pictures harder to find
 
2012-12-27 11:14:13 PM  

Psycat: Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'


Length maybe, but they're only slightly bigger around than a thumb, not exactly made for sticking your junk in unless you happen to be Asian.
 
2012-12-27 11:16:49 PM  

WordsnCollision: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x768]


www.tvi24.iol.pt
"Two jizz sample more than expected! Great!"
 
2012-12-27 11:19:52 PM  

traylor: fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?

Step 1: Be an Asian.


Maybe that's how they go pee-pee in your Coke.
 
2012-12-27 11:24:40 PM  

Psycat: Speaking of 'milking', ever see those socket thingies they put on cows' udders in automatic milking parlors? They're about the right length and caliber for 'milking the bull' if you get what I mean. Pull a hundred Farkers from their moms' basements, hook them up to those socket thingies, and you could easily fill up 99 milk jugs with semen.

/heh, heh, I said 'jugs'


Emmet Otaku's Jugband Xmas?
 
2012-12-27 11:24:50 PM  
That's pretty farking gross.
 
2012-12-28 12:24:18 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


Well, your ancestors would have all starved to death in slave labor camps.

The survivors would live in a dismal hellscape of pixelated porn.

But on the plus side, more tentacle rape of schoolgirls on Saturday morning cartoons....
 
2012-12-28 12:30:04 AM  

Gwyrddu: Interesting that a GIS of Uta Kohaku was pretty much SFW except for one blurry bj photo, I thought I had safe search on somehow, but that wasn't the case.

Apparently Google tweaked their Google image search and now you have to be more explicit to find NSFW pictures

Google makes explicit pictures harder to find


your google is broken. when I did the search (for research purposes) about half of the first page was nsfw.
 
2012-12-28 12:31:06 AM  
I'm totally barfing at this.
 
2012-12-28 12:45:50 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


I blame Douglas MacArthur.

/And profit margins.
 
2012-12-28 12:49:08 AM  

serial_crusher: [www.morethings.com image 300x225]


YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN!

/Came here for this.
//Leaving satisfied.
///Get it?
 
2012-12-28 01:42:55 AM  
Taking bets on drink it all/bathe in it.
 
2012-12-28 03:47:23 AM  
The can't really be planning on using it for anything; surely they'll substitute-in something else. Think how many diseases there could be in those. Even with testing, they couldn't be 100% sure.

Farking disgusting even as an idea, though.
 
2012-12-28 04:34:30 AM  
Am I the only person who noticed that the film is entitled "Semen Collection 2?"  What happened to the first one?
 
2012-12-28 05:00:39 AM  
thedailyeater.com
 
2012-12-28 06:03:02 AM  
That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!
 
2012-12-28 07:23:26 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-28 07:50:54 AM  
.....Clicks right arrow on picture of jiz girl, is treated to ....

Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Arteesha Donaldson was arrested after allegedly throwing an ironing board at her girlfriend after an argument over the whereabouts of her detachable latex penis.


/it's going to be a good day
 
2012-12-28 08:04:43 AM  

Buffet: That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!


Alright, who let in the YouTube commenter?
 
2012-12-28 08:06:27 AM  
t.fod4.com
"Looks like someone is ready for the 1 gallon challenge!"

/milkstache
 
2012-12-28 08:24:20 AM  
shivers..ew
 
2012-12-28 08:27:53 AM  
Dare I even ask the question......what does she plan on doing with all of that?
 
2012-12-28 09:03:28 AM  
I'd insist on direct deposit only.

On the other side, I'd like to know if they are going to test any of that spunk before she drinks it, and you know damn well a funnel and leather recliner might be involved..........
 
2012-12-28 11:20:13 AM  
There once was a milkman named Schwartz
Whose cock was all covered with warts
But women would play
With his dick anyway
Because good ol' Schwartz came in quarts.

/nothing
 
2012-12-28 11:24:13 AM  
There once was a man from Eeling
Who pounded his pud with great feeling
Then like a trout
He'd stick his mouth out
And wait for the drops from the ceiling

/YI-yi-yi-yi
//Your mother swims after troop ships
///So sing me another verse worse than the other verse
////And waltz me around by my willy
 
2012-12-28 12:45:14 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


I take it you've never had sex with a Japanese man, then?

Also, unfortunate use of the term "slideshow".
 
2012-12-28 12:52:03 PM  

Shedim: Am I the only person who noticed that the film is entitled "Semen Collection 2?"  What happened to the first one?


Came to a bad end.
 
2012-12-28 01:16:28 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Well..with their sub standard wangs, they probably made a direct deposit right in the bottles.

/just saying.


Your urethra is bigger than the neck of a bottle? Yeah, mine too.
 
2012-12-28 03:52:55 PM  
I have a bukkake fantasy and even I think this is farking gross.

/its only good when its fresh
//and the source has been tested
 
2012-12-28 05:40:51 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Four skin divers?

/wrong joke
 
2012-12-30 04:46:28 AM  

Buffet: That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!


Well if you're going to pigeonhole an entire race by the stuff you've seen on the internet, make sure you toss the Germans in as well.

/used to date a girl that looked exactly like Annette Schwarz. Annette Schwarz has done some of the craziest things I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-30 11:13:39 PM  
This thread is linked on gawker. Yalls is internet famous.
 
2012-12-30 11:19:53 PM  
MagSeven:
Buffet: That is one foul whore! The lesson here? NEVER kiss a jap biatch!

"Well if you're going to pigeonhole an entire race by the stuff you've seen on the internet, make sure you toss the Germans in as well."

I don't care what hitler told you, germans are not a race.
 
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