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		You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of fan semen on the wall (huffingtonpost.com)		107
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sigdiamond2000		2012-12-27 04:31:35 PM

Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

Apos		2012-12-27 04:54:21 PM

Enjoy your luxurious bukkake bath, Uta!

serial_crusher		2012-12-27 05:33:57 PM

fusillade762		2012-12-27 06:16:29 PM

How do you get semen into a bottle?

pudding7		2012-12-27 06:31:48 PM

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?

Use your imagination while masturbating into a bottle.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-12-27 06:39:48 PM

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?

Tell them there's rum at the bottom.

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-12-27 06:44:19 PM

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?

Tell them that they're the new crew of this:

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-12-27 06:45:17 PM

what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.

CHUG. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG.

SirTanon		2012-12-27 07:43:32 PM

ZAZ		2012-12-27 07:43:39 PM

Anybody else suddenly thirsty?

psycho_mailman		2012-12-27 07:44:31 PM

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

O_O oh that's just.......

Louisiana_Sitar_Club		2012-12-27 07:44:46 PM

What is Japan coming to?

RadicalMiddle		2012-12-27 07:47:24 PM

I'm going to Google Uta Kohaku. Does anyone have a bottle?

atomic-age		2012-12-27 07:47:26 PM

That would smell so vile.

farkingismybusiness		2012-12-27 07:47:29 PM

I think women and seamen don't mix sir.
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

We know what you think.

MiamiChef		2012-12-27 07:48:30 PM

That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.

kim jong-un		2012-12-27 07:48:54 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?

Her.

MagSeven		2012-12-27 07:50:25 PM

psycho_mailman: sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

~~O_O~~ oh that's just.......

-_-

/FTFY.

ultraholland		2012-12-27 07:51:09 PM

sigdiamond2000: Can you ~~imagine~~ fantasize what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

fappomatic		2012-12-27 07:51:38 PM

I wonder how many single socks were sent to her?

CygnusDarius		2012-12-27 07:53:28 PM

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-12-27 07:53:47 PM

Well..with their sub standard wangs, they probably made a direct deposit right in the bottles.

/just saying.

cirrhosis_and_halitosis		2012-12-27 07:55:28 PM

Was going to donate but shipping to Japan on a 2-liter bottle was cost prohibitive.

/Donated to Salvation Army instead
//Merry White Christmas annoying bell-ringer!!!

dstanley		2012-12-27 07:55:59 PM

What bottles of semen may look like.

Omahawg		2012-12-27 08:01:45 PM

I admire her spunk

she seems like a spunky gal

spunk

thursdaypostal		2012-12-27 08:04:24 PM

"A Japanese porn actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another."

Let's stick to writing articles and not jokes, David Moye.

megarian		2012-12-27 08:04:42 PM

No.

Benjimin_Dover		2012-12-27 08:05:27 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?

A wall.

Nuclear Monk		2012-12-27 08:05:35 PM

Semen +

= ?

Omahawg		2012-12-27 08:07:26 PM

Psycat		2012-12-27 08:08:42 PM

Q. What's long, hard, cylindrical, and full of seamen?

A. A submarine!

/works better phonetically than written

Nightsweat		2012-12-27 08:10:20 PM

We just wanted to make sure you were serious about wanting the insurance...

Arkanaut		2012-12-27 08:12:48 PM

Seriously? Porn is making the news?

GreenSun		2012-12-27 08:15:13 PM

She's gonna make a sperm pool and swim in it, I bet on this happening lol!

emersonbiggins		2012-12-27 08:15:18 PM

Oblig.

TV's Vinnie		2012-12-27 08:15:46 PM

Psycat		2012-12-27 08:16:20 PM

hiho hiho
it's off to bed we go
just squeeze your c*nt and make me grunt
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's off your ass I'll go
please wash your butt you f*cking slut
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's time for you to blow
please get me hard you tub of lard
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
into your bush I'll blow
I'll make a splash inside your gash
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
you're humping me to slow
I'm going limp you f*cking blimp
hiho hiho

please give me head
my dick is dead
hiho hiho

Thraeryn		2012-12-27 08:16:21 PM

To heck with the rest of you. I want to know this woman.

/maybe get paid for it
//in the Biblical sense
///ie, gold with the face of Caesar stamped on it

ElLoco		2012-12-27 08:18:13 PM

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

We'd be driving Toyatas and Hondas, and watching Sharp TVs, listening to Sony radio and playing Nintendo games.

Whew.

No Time To Explain		2012-12-27 08:19:40 PM

MiamiChef: That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.

Are you kidding? This is farking tame

/she was asking for it the way she was dressed
//I'd help her cause if you know what in saying
///I'm saying that she's hot, if you missed what I was saying

No Such Agency		2012-12-27 08:21:45 PM

I am a total unrepentent pervert, of a magnitude that would likely ruin my life if it became public knowledge... but my god. This is farking nasty on a scale I can barely comprehend. This "collection" should go straight into an autoclave, not whatever ghastly thing will likely be done with it. God dammit Japan, god dammit.

Psycat		2012-12-27 08:25:54 PM

Would it be the same if I sent the porn actress a picture of Larry Semon?

GregoryD		2012-12-27 08:28:51 PM

cgraves67		2012-12-27 08:31:56 PM

I did a fertility test a couple of years ago. I had to shoot a load into a glass vial. It was a bit awkward to hold it on the tip while trying to work it.

tortilla burger		2012-12-27 08:34:37 PM

What is this I don't even--

Barricaded Gunman		2012-12-27 08:35:49 PM

I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.

Rhino_man		2012-12-27 08:36:51 PM

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.

I know, damned laws making things all... illegal.