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(Huffington Post)   You take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of fan semen on the wall   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-12-27 04:31:35 PM  
Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?
 
2012-12-27 04:54:21 PM  
Enjoy your luxurious bukkake bath, Uta!
 
2012-12-27 05:33:57 PM  
www.morethings.com
 
2012-12-27 06:16:29 PM  
How do you get semen into a bottle?
 
2012-12-27 06:31:48 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Use your imagination while masturbating into a bottle.
 
2012-12-27 06:39:48 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Tell them there's rum at the bottom.
 
2012-12-27 06:44:19 PM  

fusillade762: How do you get semen into a bottle?


Tell them that they're the new crew of this:



www.modelships.de
 
2012-12-27 06:45:17 PM  
what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.

CHUG. CHUG. CHUG. CHUG.
 
2012-12-27 07:43:32 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 07:43:39 PM  
Anybody else suddenly thirsty?
 
2012-12-27 07:44:31 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


O_O oh that's just.......
 
2012-12-27 07:44:46 PM  
What is Japan coming to?
 
2012-12-27 07:47:24 PM  
I'm going to Google Uta Kohaku. Does anyone have a bottle?
 
2012-12-27 07:47:26 PM  
That would smell so vile.
 
2012-12-27 07:47:29 PM  
I think women and seamen don't mix sir.
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
We know what you think.
 
2012-12-27 07:48:30 PM  
That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.
 
2012-12-27 07:48:54 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


Her.
 
2012-12-27 07:50:25 PM  

psycho_mailman: sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?

O_O oh that's just.......


-_-


/FTFY.
 
2012-12-27 07:51:09 PM  
sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine fantasize what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?
 
2012-12-27 07:51:38 PM  
I wonder how many single socks were sent to her?
 
2012-12-27 07:53:28 PM  
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

myzerowaste.com

www.allergyliberation.co.uk
 
2012-12-27 07:53:47 PM  
Well..with their sub standard wangs, they probably made a direct deposit right in the bottles.

/just saying.
 
2012-12-27 07:55:28 PM  
Was going to donate but shipping to Japan on a 2-liter bottle was cost prohibitive.

/Donated to Salvation Army instead
//Merry White Christmas annoying bell-ringer!!!
 
2012-12-27 07:55:59 PM  
What bottles of semen may look like.
 
2012-12-27 08:01:45 PM  
I admire her spunk

she seems like a spunky gal

spunk
 
2012-12-27 08:04:24 PM  
"A Japanese porn actress has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to another."

Let's stick to writing articles and not jokes, David Moye.
 
2012-12-27 08:04:42 PM  
No.
 
2012-12-27 08:05:27 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?


A wall.
 
2012-12-27 08:05:35 PM  
Semen + www.sodastreamusa.com = ?
 
2012-12-27 08:07:26 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-12-27 08:08:42 PM  
Q. What's long, hard, cylindrical, and full of seamen?

A. A submarine!

/works better phonetically than written
 
2012-12-27 08:10:20 PM  
We just wanted to make sure you were serious about wanting the insurance...
 
2012-12-27 08:12:48 PM  
Seriously? Porn is making the news?
 
2012-12-27 08:15:13 PM  
She's gonna make a sperm pool and swim in it, I bet on this happening lol!
 
2012-12-27 08:15:18 PM  
Oblig.
tosh.comedycentral.com
 
2012-12-27 08:15:46 PM  
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2012-12-27 08:16:20 PM  
hiho hiho
it's off to bed we go
just squeeze your c*nt and make me grunt
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's off your ass I'll go
please wash your butt you f*cking slut
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
it's time for you to blow
please get me hard you tub of lard
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
into your bush I'll blow
I'll make a splash inside your gash
hiho hiho

hiho hiho
you're humping me to slow
I'm going limp you f*cking blimp
hiho hiho

please give me head
my dick is dead
hiho hiho
 
2012-12-27 08:16:21 PM  
To heck with the rest of you. I want to know this woman.

/maybe get paid for it
//in the Biblical sense
///ie, gold with the face of Caesar stamped on it
 
2012-12-27 08:18:13 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Can you imagine what the world would be like if Japan had won World War II?


We'd be driving Toyatas and Hondas, and watching Sharp TVs, listening to Sony radio and playing Nintendo games.

Whew.
 
2012-12-27 08:19:40 PM  

MiamiChef: That is just creepy...even by Japanese standards.


Are you kidding? This is farking tame

/she was asking for it the way she was dressed
//I'd help her cause if you know what in saying
///I'm saying that she's hot, if you missed what I was saying
 
2012-12-27 08:21:45 PM  
I am a total unrepentent pervert, of a magnitude that would likely ruin my life if it became public knowledge... but my god. This is farking nasty on a scale I can barely comprehend. This "collection" should go straight into an autoclave, not whatever ghastly thing will likely be done with it. God dammit Japan, god dammit.
 
2012-12-27 08:25:54 PM  
www.starscolor.com

Would it be the same if I sent the porn actress a picture of Larry Semon?
 
2012-12-27 08:28:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-27 08:31:56 PM  
I did a fertility test a couple of years ago. I had to shoot a load into a glass vial. It was a bit awkward to hold it on the tip while trying to work it.
 
2012-12-27 08:34:37 PM  
What is this I don't even--
 
2012-12-27 08:35:49 PM  
I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.
 
2012-12-27 08:36:51 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I GISed this gal, and of course Pixelated Hoohah Syndrome strikes again. Why don't Japanese porn makers just release their stuff un-censored outside of Japan? It's not like the originals don't exist. They have some of the hottest women doing the filthiest things, then crap it all up with their random puritanism.


I know, damned laws making things all... illegal.
 
2012-12-27 08:37:45 PM  
I think Japan is maybe taking this milking meme a litte too far...

m.static.newsvine.com
 
2012-12-27 08:39:47 PM  
SpoogeBob CrustyPants...


xc5.xanga.com
 
2012-12-27 08:40:35 PM  

kim jong-un: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: What is Japan coming to?

Her.


BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

/...new keyboard, newsletter........
 
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