PonceAlyosha: ow he could've been a lot dumber: He could've completed his outfit by matching his "crime coat" with his "murder pants," containing 32 bags of blood matching up with 32 unsolved Jersey City homicides.I really like this article.
Apos: This chap just earned his undergraduate, graduate and post-graduate degrees in stupidity.
mbillips: I'm not sure how stupid this is. How big were these bags of weed? Snack baggies would be way less dumb than garbage bags.
Bit'O'Gristle: Marquis Diggs. Nope, not going to say it. That says it all.
Psycat: A brilliant comedian wrote a very witty joke making fun of how drugs seized in a raid seem to decrease in quantity. Then a moderately funny guy told a humorous tale about how cops seem to pilfer drugs they've confiscated. The some village idiot repeats a cliched story about how bags of drugs in police evidence lockers seem to shrink over time. Finally, some Farkers beat to death a lame and tiresome meme about how the fuzz are constantly pilfering from the drugs in their possession.
KrispyKritter: the phrase "party pooper asshat" comes to mind, don't know why
Psycat: KrispyKritter: the phrase "party pooper asshat" comes to mind, don't know whyYou must be thinking of the amateur comedians who think beating a tiresome joke to death for the 10,000th time is comedy gold. I agree that they're party pooper asshats who should have their comic licenses revoked and be sent to the Old Jokes' Home. After all, they went to school to become a wit, but only got halfway through.Now I, on the other hand, made a very clever meta-joke that criticized their attempts at humor in a very funny and cutting way that would make Tallulah Bankhead guffaw. And thank you for playing...
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