Hawnkee: CygnusDarius: DerAppie: Emposter: Become a virtually immortal 8 foot tall battle armored badass that borders on being superhuman?Yeah, I could go for that.Borders on? Poison resistance, poison spit, being able to bite through metal, fused ribs, bullet resistant skin, increased healing and strength (amongst others) isn't enough to be superhuman?You also get a kickass chainsword. And, if you're really lucky, a psyker.[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 803x1200]Better start memorizing this now then:"I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword."
Wangiss: skinink: Just to let ther gov't know: when they are ready to go forward with this, you should pick me as a test subject because I was great at Deux Ex.[img202.imageshack.us image 515x640]I killed Nevarre on Hard mode with a knife without saving.I beat the game using only melee weapons.I beat the game without killing anyone except Nevarre (and I used the killphrase to do that).I beat the game disallowing other non-player characters to kill each other, except 4 or 5 fatalities in Hell's Kitchen.Deus Ex is my favorite game. May it live forever on my secret virtual optical drive on my thumb drive. I can play it on any computer without installing.Damn Terrorists.
StoPPeRmobile: So, six million dollars?
mjjt: Obviously no-one will ever accept enhanced people[i47.tinypic.com image 284x177]
Just to let ther gov't know: when they are ready to go forward with this, you should pick me as a test subject because I was great at Deux Ex.
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