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(Wired)   "So far, the US military has been extremely reluctant to embrace human biological modification, or 'biomods.' And that could result in a veritable mutant gap"   (wired.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-27 05:56:57 PM
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-12-28 07:04:13 AM
2 votes:

Hawnkee: CygnusDarius: DerAppie: Emposter: Become a virtually immortal 8 foot tall battle armored badass that borders on being superhuman?

Yeah, I could go for that.

Borders on? Poison resistance, poison spit, being able to bite through metal, fused ribs, bullet resistant skin, increased healing and strength (amongst others) isn't enough to be superhuman?

You also get a kickass chainsword. And, if you're really lucky, a psyker.

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Better start memorizing this now then:

"I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword."


>Let me regail you my Brother, of the time a heretic, a xenos, and a Guardsman, righteous lover of our glorious Emperor, went down a slide.
Please do, Brother Graius!
>The first to attempt was the heretic, and upon sliding down he yelled 'HERESYYYYYYY', and upon reaching the bottom, he fell into a puddle of THE BLOOD OF HIS PEERS, WITH WHOM HE SOON JOINED.
>The second to traverse down the- are you alright Brother? Do you require a minute?
Kmmf- I sh-shall regain my composure -hrnk - in but a moment Brother Graius, please -kknk- continue your tale.
>Very well. So then the Xenos filth then takes to the slide, and upon the downward slope, he yells 'ALIIIEEENNNN', and upon reaching the bottom- check thyself Brother- upon reaching it, he lands in a puddle of FILTH, FOR THAT IS ALL XENOS ARE AND HE IS PURGED IN FLAME ACCORDINGLY
>The third-
NO BROTHER, CEASE! SUCH MERRIMENT MY FUSED RIBS CANNOT CONTAIN!!
>But continue I shall, Brother! For the third to go down the slide-
NO, I CANNOT LISTEN!! I FUEL SLAANESH WITH EVERY WORD YOU SPEAK!!
>-the THIRD is the Guardsman, and upon going down, he yells 'I WISH I WERE A SPACE MARIIIIINNNEEEE'
NO! NO! HE COULD NOT!!
>He could and did, Brother!! And upon- snrk- u-upon reaching the bottom, he- knnk- YOU ARE MAKING ME PREMATURELY LOSE COMPOSURE, BROTHER ANTEUS!
I CANNOT HELP IT BROTHER, THE LEVITY HAS STRIKEN ME WITH THE FORCE OF A BATTLE BARGE
>BL-HAHA-AST YOU! So- so...h-he lands, and he lands-
OH SPIRITUAL LIEGE, SAVE ME!!
>In a puddle...OF NOTHING, FOR HE CAN NEVER BE A GLORIOUS ANGEL OF DEATH LIKE WE!!
EXTERMINATUS!! EXTERMINATUS ON MY LOCATION, BEFORE I TEAR OPEN A WARP RIFT THROUGH MIRTH ALONE!!
2012-12-27 06:16:20 PM
2 votes:

Wangiss: skinink: Just to let ther gov't know: when they are ready to go forward with this, you should pick me as a test subject because I was great at Deux Ex.
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I killed Nevarre on Hard mode with a knife without saving.
I beat the game using only melee weapons.
I beat the game without killing anyone except Nevarre (and I used the killphrase to do that).
I beat the game disallowing other non-player characters to kill each other, except 4 or 5 fatalities in Hell's Kitchen.

Deus Ex is my favorite game. May it live forever on my secret virtual optical drive on my thumb drive. I can play it on any computer without installing.

Damn Terrorists.


I discovered you could crouch and melee the chairs of the NPC. Once destroyed, they have to stand, and they end up wandering around. Sometimes they get annoyed. On my second playthrough, I grabbed every dead NSF member the filthy UNACTO pigs had killed and piled them on Manderlay's desk, then destroyed his chair. He was forced to stand up and LOOK AT THE DEATH HE BROUGHT. TO CONFRONT HIS EVIL.

I love that game and I note the difficulty of your achievements too.
2012-12-27 05:41:01 PM
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-12-28 02:22:23 AM
1 votes:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012 /12/andrew-herr/

Rather appropriate...
2012-12-27 08:56:25 PM
1 votes:
Qualities that today must be honed by years of training and education could be installed in a relative instant by, say, an injection or a targeted burst of electricity to the brain.

I know Kung Fu.
2012-12-27 08:42:49 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: So, six million dollars?


Why build one when you can have two for twice the price?
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BTW bionics were nuclear powered and detectable with a geiger counter outside the body. I hope they didn't get brain cancer from the eye and the ear by now.
2012-12-27 06:55:16 PM
1 votes:
"The Russians had a beard!"
2012-12-27 06:25:50 PM
1 votes:
You first, Andrew.
2012-12-27 06:23:06 PM
1 votes:
You know who else wanted genetically superior soldiers?
2012-12-27 06:20:50 PM
1 votes:

mjjt: Obviously no-one will ever accept enhanced people

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You can use all the fancy words you like, they're still witches to me.
2012-12-27 06:15:55 PM
1 votes:
Obviously no-one will ever accept enhanced people

i47.tinypic.com
2012-12-27 05:46:05 PM
1 votes:
img690.imageshack.us
likes where this thread is going
2012-12-27 05:37:02 PM
1 votes:

Just to let ther gov't know: when they are ready to go forward with this, you should pick me as a test subject because I was great at Deux Ex.


img202.imageshack.us

2012-12-27 05:34:54 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-27 05:31:03 PM
1 votes:
War... war continues to change... or something to that effect.
 
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