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(411Mania)   Will Jim Ross get to call a match at Wrestlemania 29? BAH GAWD, KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY   ( 411mania.com) divider line
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604 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Dec 2012 at 5:17 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-27 04:04:06 PM  
HE'S BEING BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  HE'S TOUGHER THAN A $2 STEAK!  THIS IS LIKE A BAR FIGHT IN MUSCOGEE!  SOMEBODY STOP THE DAYUM MATCH, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

/what'd I miss out of all of that?
 
2012-12-27 05:35:42 PM  

bluorangefyre: /what'd I miss out of all of that?


BAH GAWD, THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC!

STONE COLD!

STONE COLD!

STONE COLD!
 
2012-12-27 05:42:45 PM  

bluorangefyre: HE'S BEING BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  HE'S TOUGHER THAN A $2 STEAK!  THIS IS LIKE A BAR FIGHT IN MUSCOGEE!  SOMEBODY STOP THE DAYUM MATCH, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

/what'd I miss out of all of that?


THAT WOMAN IS A JEZEBEL!!
 
2012-12-27 05:50:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: HE'S BEING BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  HE'S TOUGHER THAN A $2 STEAK!  THIS IS LIKE A BAR FIGHT IN MUSCOGEE!  SOMEBODY STOP THE DAYUM MATCH, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

/what'd I miss out of all of that?


No slobberknocker? bluorangefyre, I am disappoint.
 
2012-12-27 05:52:45 PM  
Also,

THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!!!
 
2012-12-27 05:59:25 PM  
I love Old School Jim Ross, but I really miss Gordon Sole, and Mark Lawrance.
 
2012-12-27 07:14:51 PM  
The Jim Ross that was commentating when Lawler was out just wasn't the same, either. Excited Jim Ross was best Jim Ross
 
2012-12-27 09:14:43 PM  
BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!
 
2012-12-27 09:34:21 PM  
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
 
2012-12-27 09:34:51 PM  

machoprogrammer: The Jim Ross that was commentating when Lawler was out just wasn't the same, either. Excited Jim Ross was best Jim Ross


Well, he was Evil Jim Ross
 
2012-12-27 10:17:52 PM  

machoprogrammer: The Jim Ross that was commentating when Lawler was out just wasn't the same, either. Excited Jim Ross was best Jim Ross


But I did like the face shift for Michael Cole after Lawler's heart attack. The arrogant a-hole routine of his was the stalest thing on WWE, and that's saying a lot.
 
2012-12-27 11:22:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: bluorangefyre: HE'S BEING BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  HE'S TOUGHER THAN A $2 STEAK!  THIS IS LIKE A BAR FIGHT IN MUSCOGEE!  SOMEBODY STOP THE DAYUM MATCH, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

/what'd I miss out of all of that?

No slobberknocker? bluorangefyre, I am disappoint.


I had kids trying to climb up on me, so I totally forgot that and everything else.  One everybody else forgot:

AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
 
2012-12-28 01:32:50 AM  
As long as Taker has a match at Wrestlemania, Ross will have a match to call.

I JUST HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!

,,,CHOKE SLAMS, TOMBSTONES, AND LAST RIDES
AND A KICK OUT!!
AND A KICK OUT!!
AND A KICK OUT!!
 
2012-12-28 07:26:14 AM  
THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP
THE MATCH!! THE TEXAS RATTLE,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-,SNAKE STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STUN
NER STUNNER STUNNER STUNN;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ER STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BARBEQ
QUE SAUCE BAH GAWD KANG ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\BAH _,,--,_GOD ALL THE AUDACITY THE UNORTHODOX
ENERGY COMING FR;;-,OM THE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\_,,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;, TEXAS RATTLESNAKE BAH GOD GET ME
A BEER PURE ENER;;;;;;;-,_GY ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;------;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;RAGING IN THE SOLD OUT ARENA HERE
IN MY HOME TOWN I"-;;;;;;;;;;;-,;;;;;;;--~'''__ . . . . . . . .|''~-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;N OKLAHOMA TONIGHT FOLKS ITS GON
NA BE A SLOBBERKN'-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-'' . . . . . . . .,,,, . . ', : :';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;OCKER BAH GOD KANG...WHATS THIS?
WHAT THE HELL WHAT'-;;;;;;;;;;;' . ''___''- , . . . ,- -,, . . .\,-''-;;;;;;;;;;;;;'THE HELL ITS HHH HES RUNNING DOWN
FROM THE TITANTRON B'-;;;;;;;| . . ~''§''' ./ . -, . . . . . . . .-, ;;;;;;;;;;;-'AH GAWD WHATS HE DOING HERE BAH
GOD STUNNER STUNNER S''-;;;; . . . . . .,' . . .'-, . . . . . . .' ;;;;;;;;-''TUNNER BAH GOD KANG, REFEREE EARL
HEBNER JUST TOOK HIS PANT''| . . . . ,' '-'~-''~' '-, . . . . . . .;-~''S OFF GET ME A BEER AND WWF RAW COM
ES TO YOU TONIGHT FROM STA . . . ,' . _,,,---,, .'\ . . . . . CKER 2 PILLS insert slogan here ALRIGHT NOW WE
WERE BACK WAIT WHAT THE H'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ELL ITS THE UNDERTAKER THE AMERICAN BAD AS
ASS BAH GOD BAH GOD I JUST P'-, . . . . . . . . . .,-' . . ,-;;;-,,ISSED MYSELF BAH GOD KANG GET ME A BE
ER BAH GOD WHAT A MONST_,,-;;;|, .''~-,,__,,-~'' . . .,-;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;--,,,_ER AND THE DUDLEY BOYZ WITH A TA
 
2012-12-28 09:18:51 AM  
Jim Ross parodies/jokes never get old, either, BAH GAWD
 
2012-12-28 10:09:11 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: bluorangefyre: /what'd I miss out of all of that?

BAH GAWD, THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC!

STONE COLD!

STONE COLD!

STONE COLD!


Alright, that's it! You need to be part of some Raw threads in 2013.
 
2012-12-28 12:49:18 PM  

BudTheSpud: THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP
THE MATCH!! THE TEXAS RATTLE,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-,SNAKE STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STUN
NER STUNNER STUNNER STUNN;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\ER STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD BARBEQ
QUE SAUCE BAH GAWD KANG ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\BAH _,,--,_GOD ALL THE AUDACITY THE UNORTHODOX
ENERGY COMING FR;;-,OM THE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\_,,-;;;;;;;;;;;;;, TEXAS RATTLESNAKE BAH GOD GET ME
A BEER PURE ENER;;;;;;;-,_GY ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;------;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;RAGING IN THE SOLD OUT ARENA HERE
IN MY HOME TOWN I"-;;;;;;;;;;;-,;;;;;;;--~'''__ . . . . . . . .|''~-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;N OKLAHOMA TONIGHT FOLKS ITS GON
NA BE A SLOBBERKN'-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-'' . . . . . . . .,,,, . . ', : :';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;OCKER BAH GOD KANG...WHATS THIS?
WHAT THE HELL WHAT'-;;;;;;;;;;;' . ''___''- , . . . ,- -,, . . .\,-''-;;;;;;;;;;;;;'THE HELL ITS HHH HES RUNNING DOWN
FROM THE TITANTRON B'-;;;;;;;| . . ~''§''' ./ . -, . . . . . . . .-, ;;;;;;;;;;;-'AH GAWD WHATS HE DOING HERE BAH
GOD STUNNER STUNNER S''-;;;; . . . . . .,' . . .'-, . . . . . . .' ;;;;;;;;-''TUNNER BAH GOD KANG, REFEREE EARL
HEBNER JUST TOOK HIS PANT''| . . . . ,' '-'~-''~' '-, . . . . . . .;-~''S OFF GET ME A BEER AND WWF RAW COM
ES TO YOU TONIGHT FROM STA . . . ,' . _,,,---,, .'\ . . . . . CKER 2 PILLS insert slogan here ALRIGHT NOW WE
WERE BACK WAIT WHAT THE H'-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ELL ITS THE UNDERTAKER THE AMERICAN BAD AS
ASS BAH GOD BAH GOD I JUST P'-, . . . . . . . . . .,-' . . ,-;;;-,,ISSED MYSELF BAH GOD KANG GET ME A BE
ER BAH GOD WHAT A MONST_,,-;;;|, .''~-,,__,,-~'' . . .,-;;;;;;/;;;;;;;;--,,,_ER AND THE DUDLEY BOYZ WITH A TA


My god, that's beautiful.
 
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