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2012-12-27 12:23:52 PM
Wait, they let him on the plane?

I...

I just...

*headdesk*
 
2012-12-27 12:32:10 PM
They're too busy looking for other stuff

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2012-12-27 01:12:56 PM
Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.
 
2012-12-27 01:45:51 PM
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350


Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
 
2012-12-27 01:47:40 PM

SilentStrider: Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.


It's close but I'm giving it to the passenger for trying to give saw blades Christmas gifts.
 
2012-12-27 01:47:41 PM
Clearly you've guys never seen Commando, when Arnie whips those saw blades and takes the top of some guy's head off!
 
2012-12-27 01:48:42 PM

SilentStrider: Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.


The country?.
 
2012-12-27 01:49:42 PM
For once the TSA is reasonable. Good for them.
HOW COULD THEY TAKE A BLADE FROM A PERFECTLY GOOD CITIZEN? WHARRGARBL! OUR FREEDOM!
 
2012-12-27 01:49:53 PM

Nothing To See Here: December 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350


Natural Blondes 3


It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.


Wait...I haven't flown this year...but never too late.
 
2012-12-27 01:50:28 PM
My mother got me an Alaskan chopping bowl for the holidays, which I like in theory but being that I had to fly back it was one of those "thanks but we live in paranoid times" moments.

She'll have to mail it to me I suppose.
 
2012-12-27 01:53:11 PM
They let him go? This guy had to be a terrorist! No one would be stupid enough to try and sneak blades on a plane, they would have put them in the check in luggage. Arrest him for being stupid if nothing else.
 
2012-12-27 01:54:13 PM
To be fair, it's entirely possible that the TSA crew would have missed the blades anyway. They don't tend to employ the sharpest tools in the box.
 
2012-12-27 01:54:32 PM
apparently they still don't know about the magical items known as keys.

Domnio's TSA. Where the people that can't figure out how to deliver a pizza in under 30 minutes are headed.
 
2012-12-27 01:56:58 PM

brap: My mother got me an Alaskan chopping bowl


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2012-12-27 02:00:25 PM

tothekor: SilentStrider: Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.

It's close but I'm giving it to the passenger for trying to give saw blades Christmas gifts.


"Here you go, honey! Have some nice reciprocating saw blades! I got them specially for you! Hope you like them."
*SLAP!*
 
2012-12-27 02:00:51 PM

UsikFark: brap: My mother got me an Alaskan chopping bowl

Fark is not your personal erotica site.



Came here to say this, UsikFark said it better, I left.
 
2012-12-27 02:02:05 PM
They make this shait up, just to remind us how safe they are keeping us.
 
2012-12-27 02:03:26 PM

brap: My mother got me an Alaskan chopping bowl for the holidays, which I like in theory but being that I had to fly back it was one of those "thanks but we live in paranoid times" moments.

She'll have to mail it to me I suppose.


So which Alaskan did you decide to chop up first?
 
2012-12-27 02:03:47 PM
He should just buy them new wherever he is going.

reciprocating saw blades are really a small danger unless you have a cordless Milwaukee in your bag.
 
2012-12-27 02:05:47 PM
Let me guess: he was white
 
2012-12-27 02:09:24 PM

airsupport: Came here to say this, UsikFark said it better, I left.


Keep the phrase close around here.

rev. dave: reciprocating saw blades are really a small danger unless you have a cordless Milwaukee in your bag.


They probably planned to assemble one in the bathroom.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:01 PM
Yup, 100,000 person agency has made me feel so much safer, I cannot put a price on it.
Which is good as the price is simply obscene.
 
2012-12-27 02:12:46 PM
Does reciprocating make it an Assault Saw?
 
2012-12-27 02:14:14 PM

moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white


If the wielder has Parkinson's, they can be deadly.
 
2012-12-27 02:15:13 PM

buckler: moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white

If the wielder has Parkinson's, they can be deadly.


Well that post went well.

(idiot. IDIOT!)
 
2012-12-27 02:16:35 PM
He just wanted the female TSA employee to check out that Ridged Tool
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2012-12-27 02:22:56 PM

snocone: Does reciprocating make it an Assault Saw?


Only if it also has a pistol grip and a bayonet lug

(the perfect gift for the post-apocalyptic prepper handyman on your xmas list)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 02:26:17 PM

buckler: buckler: moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white

If the wielder has Parkinson's, they can be deadly.

Well that post went well.

(idiot. IDIOT!)


buckler: moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white

If the wielder has Parkinson's, they can be deadly.


/is not laughing!

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2012-12-27 02:32:06 PM

rev. dave: He should just buy them new wherever he is going.

reciprocating saw blades are really a small danger unless you have a cordless Milwaukee in your bag.


But think of the children!
 
2012-12-27 02:36:04 PM

ideamaster: apparently they still don't know about the magical items known as keys.

Domnio's TSA. Where the people that can't figure out how to deliver a pizza in under 30 minutes are headed.


Or pens, pencils and I can turn my jewelry into a weapon. When was the last time a TSA agent opened a locket? No you can't have my anthrax I have hidden in there.
 
2012-12-27 03:02:55 PM
If the guy knew anything about how x-rays work he'd realize that thick pieces iron(steel) will contrast quite nicely with thin pieces of such a light metal as aluminum.
 
2012-12-27 03:14:21 PM

snocone: Does reciprocating make it an Assault Saw?


No it only holds one blade.
 
2012-12-27 03:39:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: tothekor: SilentStrider: Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.

It's close but I'm giving it to the passenger for trying to give saw blades Christmas gifts.

"Here you go, honey! Have some nice reciprocating saw blades! I got them specially for you! Hope you like them."
*SLAP!*


Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family.
 
2012-12-27 04:42:47 PM
So this guy was obviously trying to conceal 3 of what TSA considers to be a weapon ... which arouses all sorts of suspicion because he's clearly trying to hide them ... but they didn't even question him long enough for him to miss his flight? HAD to be a 100% Caucasian. He should not have been allowed on the plane at all.
 
2012-12-27 04:45:51 PM
No one needs these powerful assault saw death machines.

Hand saws were good enough for our founding fathers, no one has a right to own anything else without a permit.
 
2012-12-27 04:55:15 PM

clyph: No one needs these powerful assault saw death machines.

Hand saws were good enough for our founding fathers, no one has a right to own anything else without a permit.


Axes are hand cutting tools. It is real easy to kill with one of those. So are fillet knives.
 
2012-12-27 05:15:17 PM

bruegel: ideamaster: apparently they still don't know about the magical items known as keys.

Domnio's TSA. Where the people that can't figure out how to deliver a pizza in under 30 minutes are headed.

Or pens, pencils and I can turn my jewelry into a weapon. When was the last time a TSA agent opened a locket? No you can't have my anthrax I have hidden in there.


or credit cards, especially those new composite ones.
 
2012-12-27 05:19:12 PM

lack of warmth: Axes are hand cutting tools. It is real easy to kill with one of those.


Well clearly we need axe control, especially of those scary-looking double-bitted axes. ZOMG assault axe.
 
2012-12-27 06:04:15 PM
The TSA (or some collective bunch of assholes at the moment wearing TSA uniforms) force a women who makes them handcheck her babies express milk, late for her flight even though she if at least 45 minutes early.

Link

But another group of TSA assholes lets this yahoo on his flight.

The TSA is doing us no good, if someone wants to find a way to hijack another flight they will find a way, or at least commit suicide in the most painful way possible after being ripped limb from limb.

/Disband the TSA, they are just assholes on a power trip that are not protecting us.
 
2012-12-27 06:07:09 PM
clyph
No one needs these powerful assault saw death machines.
Hand saws were good enough for our founding fathers, no one has a right to own anything else without a permit.


Let me know when someone walks into a school and kills 26 grade school students with a sawzall.

/Cause that would be beyond horribly, horribly farked up.
 
2012-12-27 06:24:23 PM
Did anyone else notice the shape that looks like the Apple Logo in the X-Ray? Is this on purpose or is it a random trick of shadow and light?

Or... may it's Jesus....
 
2012-12-27 06:33:57 PM
It only cost $595,000 to protect us from those dangerous, scary saw blades. Good deal, I say.
 
2012-12-27 07:25:50 PM

Enemabag Jones: clyph
No one needs these powerful assault saw death machines.
Hand saws were good enough for our founding fathers, no one has a right to own anything else without a permit.

Let me know when someone walks into a school and kills 26 grade school students with a sawzall.

/Cause that would be beyond horribly, horribly farked up.


"Shop Class Massacre 3D!"
 
2012-12-27 10:01:54 PM

JPSimonetti: So this guy was obviously trying to conceal 3 of what TSA considers to be a weapon ... which arouses all sorts of suspicion because he's clearly trying to hide them ... but they didn't even question him long enough for him to miss his flight? HAD to be a 100% Caucasian. He should not have been allowed on the plane at all.


No, no, no, you've made an obvious blunder there. Had he been Caucasian, they would detained him long enough to miss his flight, and being non-Caucasian, they didn't detain him for fear of racial profiling.
 
2012-12-27 10:18:47 PM
What was an airplane doing in his iPad in the first place?
 
2012-12-28 12:30:52 PM

moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white


They usually are....
 
2012-12-28 12:31:55 PM

Fear the Clam: Gyrfalcon: tothekor: SilentStrider: Wow. I'm not sure who the biggest fail in this situation is.

It's close but I'm giving it to the passenger for trying to give saw blades Christmas gifts.

"Here you go, honey! Have some nice reciprocating saw blades! I got them specially for you! Hope you like them."
*SLAP!*

Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family.


A night with Claire was all that TSA agent really wanted.....but he wanted her to dye her hair blonde.
 
2012-12-28 01:18:44 PM
Man, these saw articles seem to be hitting the right groove.

/stubs
//second "saw" greenie
//Careful, the slashies are sharp
 
2012-12-28 08:16:23 PM

SnyderCat: moothemagiccow: Let me guess: he was white

They usually are....



So you racists are saying that a black man would just steal the saw when he got there?
Despicable.
 
2012-12-29 01:44:06 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: He just wanted the female TSA employee to check out that Ridged Tool
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