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(Showbiz Spy)   Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth $10 million to Brad Pitt. The guy from "Pawn Stars" will give you $500, and it's just gonna lie on his shelf for a long time   (showbizspy.com) divider line 73
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2012-12-27 12:32:49 PM
There already is an Angelina sex tape. Been out for years:

NSFW
 
2012-12-27 01:15:36 PM
Now more than ever: I wish I had that Angelina Jolie sex tape.
 
2012-12-27 02:00:37 PM
You'd think Brad Pitt has seen Angelina Jolie have sex before.
 
2012-12-27 02:01:50 PM

Big Beef Burrito: You'd think Brad Pitt has seen Angelina Jolie have sex before.


He watches himself in the mirror....
 
2012-12-27 02:02:26 PM
Wonder how much Jennifer Aniston would pay for it?
 
2012-12-27 02:04:00 PM

LucklessWonder: Wonder how much Jennifer Aniston would pay for it?


Well if the Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth 10 million, then the tape of Jennifer Aniston watching the Angelina Jolie sex tape has got to be worth billions!

/Sex tape!
 
2012-12-27 02:04:58 PM
Who are these "sources" that are always "close to the actor/actress" that go on record with shiat like this?

Some friends.
 
2012-12-27 02:05:18 PM

Big Beef Burrito: LucklessWonder: Wonder how much Jennifer Aniston would pay for it?

Well if the Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth 10 million, then the tape of Jennifer Aniston watching the Angelina Jolie sex tape has got to be worth billions!

/Sex tape!


What if Aniston was in it....

/divide by zero
 
2012-12-27 02:09:03 PM
Brad, 49, fears that if these rumored photos and video were ever made public, it would scar the couple's six children emotionally and psychologically

Tell you what, Brad: for only $7 millon, I'll provide you with a set of talking points in which you explain to the children that this "film" that mommy is in is yet another one of her "acting" projects. Call it an audition reel that got her the job as a depressive junkie in "Girl Interrupted."
 
2012-12-27 02:09:19 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Big Beef Burrito: LucklessWonder: Wonder how much Jennifer Aniston would pay for it?

Well if the Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth 10 million, then the tape of Jennifer Aniston watching the Angelina Jolie sex tape has got to be worth billions!

/Sex tape!

What if Aniston was in it....

/divide by zero


I bet Aniston's nipples were hard if she's on camera at all
 
2012-12-27 02:11:15 PM
According to the source, a team of investigators Brad hired to find incriminating evidence of Angelina's past has told him that the 37-year-old actress may have made a sex tape during a "drug-fueled session" in 1999.

"The alleged tape was made around the same time that a friend snapped kinky photos of a strung-out looking Angelina," said the mole.


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What a "strung-out" Angelina Jolie may have looked like in 1999.
 
2012-12-27 02:13:28 PM
Why the hell would it just now be surfacing after 13 years?  It sounds more like the investigators are conning a celebrity couple with more money than sense.
 
2012-12-27 02:13:40 PM

OtherLittleGuy: There already is an Angelina sex tape. Been out for years:

NSFW


I refer to that as the Elizabeth Mitchell sex tape. Angelina is just a happy bonus
 
2012-12-27 02:15:11 PM
Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com

Aniston FTW!
 
2012-12-27 02:18:22 PM

LandOfChocolate: Who are these "sources" that are always "close to the actor/actress" that go on record with shiat like this?

Some friends.


Friends that had money until recently and are now broke. I have a feeling that now that this news is out, they will go broke trying to buy up all of her drug fueled filmed sexapades.
 
2012-12-27 02:18:53 PM

zappaisfrank: Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


[celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com image 400x345]

Aniston FTW!



I concur.
 
2012-12-27 02:19:24 PM
Sounds more thrilling than the wwz movie coming out.  In a race against time, Brad Pitt must recover the sex tape before it is unleashed upon the world.
 
2012-12-27 02:38:05 PM
he can have it back when I'm done with it.
 
2012-12-27 02:42:26 PM
If the tape actually existed it would have been leaked long ago.
 
2012-12-27 02:45:18 PM
Tell you what, I got this buddy who's an expert on this sort of thing, let me call him down to take a look at it, see what he can tell us about it, OK?
 
2012-12-27 03:05:31 PM
I got a deal with a local old dude that runs a junk/collectables store, that also rents out spaces to others.

I give him dvdrs of pron, he lets me copy whatever I want out of the guy's space that has bootleg concert dvdrs.
 
2012-12-27 03:06:38 PM
"Damnit, Chumlee! Stop beating off in the office, and go help a customer!"
 
2012-12-27 03:10:45 PM
Meh.. Gia is probably free on the internet someplace.
 
2012-12-27 03:14:37 PM
Graduation video
Music video
Concert video
Political rally video
Birthday video
Bachelorette party video
UFO video
Bigfoot video
Planking video
Family reunion video
Sex TAPE

Nobody says "tape" for any other type of video. If it's about sex, however, suddenly there's tape involved even when there's not.

And all you monkeys continue to mimic the tabloids when they continue using "tape" in this context, or worse, you defend them. It's THEIR misuse of the word, and you're just copying what they say. Think about it! Do you say "wedding tape" when you recorded the wedding on digital video? Do you say "planking tape" when you recorded it on your cell phone? Well? Do you?

I don't. I don't know anybody who does. But if it's a video in which non-pornstars have sex, or in which a celebrity gets mostly naked in a private setting, suddenly the word "tape" is used.

I'm just trying to elevate the general level of intelligence somewhere above the Honey Boo-Boo/TLC level, people. I'm trying to help you to NOT sound like the jackweasels at TMZ.

Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.
 
2012-12-27 03:17:27 PM
13 years ago eh? Well at least that was before she got all scary skinny and veiny armed, when she was still scorching hot. I love me some Gia/Hackers era Jolie.
 
2012-12-27 03:22:47 PM

zappaisfrank: Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


[celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com image 400x345]

Aniston FTW!


I can't help you there, but if you need a Lisa Lampanelli sex tape, you let me know.
 
2012-12-27 03:23:47 PM
Lol at the headline, subby... Probably better than the article, so not gonna read it.
 
2012-12-27 03:28:40 PM
I'd like to have seen Angelina getting boinked back in the Gia days.
 
2012-12-27 03:31:33 PM

ZeroCorpse: Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.


Tot Mom Sex Tape  Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape

That's has a nice ring to it, thanks
 
2012-12-27 03:32:13 PM
I got $10. Let's pool together and share it.
 
2012-12-27 03:36:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: Graduation video
Music video
Concert video
Political rally video
Birthday video
Bachelorette party video
UFO video
Bigfoot video
Planking video
Family reunion video
Sex TAPE

Nobody says "tape" for any other type of video. If it's about sex, however, suddenly there's tape involved even when there's not.

And all you monkeys continue to mimic the tabloids when they continue using "tape" in this context, or worse, you defend them. It's THEIR misuse of the word, and you're just copying what they say. Think about it! Do you say "wedding tape" when you recorded the wedding on digital video? Do you say "planking tape" when you recorded it on your cell phone? Well? Do you?

I don't. I don't know anybody who does. But if it's a video in which non-pornstars have sex, or in which a celebrity gets mostly naked in a private setting, suddenly the word "tape" is used.

I'm just trying to elevate the general level of intelligence somewhere above the Honey Boo-Boo/TLC level, people. I'm trying to help you to NOT sound like the jackweasels at TMZ.

Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.


Welcome to the english language where sometimes words develop new meanings. Enjoy your stay!

/I'll be listening to my favorite band's new album while watching something I taped on the DVR
 
2012-12-27 03:43:20 PM

ZeroCorpse: Nobody says "tape" for any other type of video. If it's about sex, however, suddenly there's tape involved even when there's not. . ."

And yet we still refer to a "mixtape," even though no one has made them on cassettes for at least a decade and a half.

Sometimes, it takes a while for linguistics to catch up to technological change. This is one in which you'll just have to be a little patient.

 
2012-12-27 03:47:20 PM

old_toole: ZeroCorpse: Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.

Tot Mom Sex Tape  Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape

That's has a nice ring to it, thanks


Uh...there actually is a "Tot Mom Sex Tape" on the interwebs...

Melinda Duckett..the chick that whacked herself after Nancy Grace gave her some tough questions. It is out there. The missing tot's daddy leaked it after the fact.
 
2012-12-27 04:03:11 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: "Damnit, Chumlee! Stop beating off in the office, and go help a customer!"


cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-12-27 04:03:39 PM
I'd laugh my ass off if Jen bankrolled some 3rd party to buy it and distribute it.

Laugh my ass off and fap, actually...
 
2012-12-27 04:06:28 PM
This is actually a pretty cool move by Brad. I don't like Jolie though.
 
2012-12-27 04:07:33 PM
Let me have an expert come in, take a look at it and see what it's worth.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:06 PM

vermicious k'nid: ZeroCorpse: Graduation video
Music video
Concert video
Political rally video
Birthday video
Bachelorette party video
UFO video
Bigfoot video
Planking video
Family reunion video
Sex TAPE

Nobody says "tape" for any other type of video. If it's about sex, however, suddenly there's tape involved even when there's not.

And all you monkeys continue to mimic the tabloids when they continue using "tape" in this context, or worse, you defend them. It's THEIR misuse of the word, and you're just copying what they say. Think about it! Do you say "wedding tape" when you recorded the wedding on digital video? Do you say "planking tape" when you recorded it on your cell phone? Well? Do you?

I don't. I don't know anybody who does. But if it's a video in which non-pornstars have sex, or in which a celebrity gets mostly naked in a private setting, suddenly the word "tape" is used.

I'm just trying to elevate the general level of intelligence somewhere above the Honey Boo-Boo/TLC level, people. I'm trying to help you to NOT sound like the jackweasels at TMZ.

Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.

Welcome to the english language where sometimes words develop new meanings. Enjoy your stay!

/I'll be listening to my favorite band's new album while watching something I taped on the DVR


Bandaids = Adhesive Bandages
Jello = Gelatine Desert
Adrenaline = Epinephrine
Sex Tape = Celebrity Sex Video

You're not going to un-ring that bell
 
2012-12-27 04:10:27 PM

zappaisfrank: Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


[celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com image 400x345]

Aniston FTW!


Yes, but Angelina would do it with a lot more flair.
 
2012-12-27 04:13:19 PM
Another link from this totally bogus made-up site. Seriously, there is more pure crap on "Showbiz Spy" than any gossip site i've ever seen. They always have stories that no one else does...and not because they're such good reporters lol

Why does Fark link to this bogus crap?
 
2012-12-27 04:24:08 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Big Beef Burrito: LucklessWonder: Wonder how much Jennifer Aniston would pay for it?

Well if the Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth 10 million, then the tape of Jennifer Aniston watching the Angelina Jolie sex tape has got to be worth billions!

/Sex tape!

What if Aniston was in it....

/divide by zero


Make it Horrible Bosses Aniston and I'm all in.

I'd do them both. Gladly. And satisfy them one way or another.
 
2012-12-27 04:25:14 PM
www.biography.com

Sold!
/you just know he has volumes of that
 
2012-12-27 04:27:41 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: zappaisfrank: Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


[celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com image 400x345]

Aniston FTW!

I can't help you there, but if you need a Lisa Lampanelli sex tape, you let me know.


*looks around shyly* *Raises Hand*
 
2012-12-27 04:27:57 PM

Christian Bale: Another link from this totally bogus made-up site. Seriously, there is more pure crap on "Showbiz Spy" than any gossip site i've ever seen. They always have stories that no one else does...and not because they're such good reporters lol

Why does Fark link to this bogus crap?


Seems obvious.

celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 04:33:46 PM

StrikitRich: If the tape actually existed it would have been leaked long ago.


Not necessarily. Let me introduce this scenario.

Lets say that you were a rich trust fund guy or just a rich guy living in Hollywood in the 90's. You like to throw around money and have drug fueled parties with B-listers and wannabe starlets. To get your kicks you often have sex with some of these wannabe starlets and tape your escapades.

Now fast forward 15 years. Now because of your wasteful spending, partying, and bad investments you are broke and about to lose everything. But hold on, you have a tape of Angelina Jolie doing some nasty stuff from back in the days when she was up and coming. Under normal circumstances this tape would have remained hidden in your private stash, but now you need money so you shop it around.
 
2012-12-27 04:37:46 PM

old_toole: ZeroCorpse: Go ahead, keep saying "sex tape" if you want. It's no different than if you were to call every child's mother "tot mom", but go the f♥ck ahead if it turns you on.

Tot Mom Sex Tape  Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape   Tot Mom Sex Tape

That's has a nice ring to it, thanks


I'll take a Casey Anthony sex tape, I can watch it on my laptop with Hitler and OJ on the express train to hell.
 
2012-12-27 04:47:18 PM

bagumpity: zappaisfrank: Meh..I'd rather see Aniston in a sex tape. Less stretch marks, tattoos and self mutilation scars.


[celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com image 400x345]

Aniston FTW!

Yes, but Angelina would do it with a lot more flair.


Sees what you did there.
 
2012-12-27 05:10:30 PM
But honestly - is there any part of her we haven't seen yet?
 
2012-12-27 05:28:06 PM

John_David_Stutts: [www.biography.com image 402x402]

Sold!
/you just know he has volumes of that


I bet she didn't shiat right for a month.
 
2012-12-27 05:40:14 PM
this thread DID NOT deliver.
 
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