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(Natural News)   If you managed to see Dark Knight Rises through your tinfoil helmet, you may have been shocked to notice that the words "Sandy Hook" appear in one scene. Also, aliens are coming for your dog   (naturalnews.com) divider line 148
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2012-12-27 03:00:54 PM
All of this is part of Satan's plan.
 
2012-12-27 03:01:34 PM
I almost forgot...

www.iruntheinternet.com
 
2012-12-27 03:03:06 PM
 
2012-12-27 03:04:06 PM
Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)
 
2012-12-27 03:06:11 PM

UsikFark: Meanwhile, [...] with the final chapter still unwritten and the presses scheduled to start rolling in twenty-four hours . . . . unless somebody shows up pretty soon with extremely powerful speed, there might notbe a final chapter. About four fingers of king-hell Crank would do the trick, but I am not optimistic."


Don't bring that man into this.
 
2012-12-27 03:06:52 PM
I kissed a girl named Sandy!!
 
2012-12-27 03:09:40 PM

Phony_Soldier: LordJiro: tricycleracer: And The Big Lebowski foresaw 9/11:

[assets.flavorwire.com image 450x242]

So did The Matrix.

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Whoa!


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-27 03:11:26 PM
Any time you think you might believe this was a hoax, go back and look at the picture of Carlee Soto.
 
2012-12-27 03:12:51 PM

Ecobuckeye: Any time you think you might believe this was a hoax, go back and look at the picture of Carlee Soto.


Think what was a hoax, 26 dead people?
 
2012-12-27 03:15:47 PM
I used to have a dog named Sandy. What does it mean?
 
2012-12-27 03:17:17 PM

kombat_unit: Ecobuckeye: Any time you think you might believe this was a hoax, go back and look at the picture of Carlee Soto.

Think what was a hoax, 26 dead people?


I guess. I don't get it. Some of the links cc_rider provided - including the Ron Paul website - even refer to "parents of alleged victims." This insinuates the victims may not be dead - that none of this even happened. It makes me want to vomit.
 
2012-12-27 03:17:22 PM
You think THAT'S freaky. I went to read the article and after about 10 seconds it jumped to a totally unrelated article and when I went to hit the back button it wasn't bolded, meaning I went forward from a page I was never at and can't get back to. It like was never at the other page. How is possible?

*Mindblown*
 
2012-12-27 03:17:51 PM

Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)


Me too....it loads the right article and displays for about 3-5 seconds and then reloads the page with this Bill of Rights rant. I can't seem to stop it at the right article.
 
2012-12-27 03:18:25 PM
Xaro: I used to have a dog named Sandy. What does it mean?
 expresswrittendissent.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 03:21:08 PM

Autumn Moone: Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)

Me too....it loads the right article and displays for about 3-5 seconds and then reloads the page with this Bill of Rights rant. I can't seem to stop it at the right article.


THEY DON'T WANT US TO READ IT!
PUT ON TIN FOIL HATS NOW!
 
2012-12-27 03:21:45 PM

Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)


Same thing happens to me...but I see the Batman article for about a second before the Bill of Rights article replaces it. Must be some kind of conspiracy..
 
2012-12-27 03:22:49 PM

Ecobuckeye: kombat_unit: Ecobuckeye: Any time you think you might believe this was a hoax, go back and look at the picture of Carlee Soto.

Think what was a hoax, 26 dead people?

I guess. I don't get it. Some of the links cc_rider provided - including the Ron Paul website - even refer to "parents of alleged victims." This insinuates the victims may not be dead - that none of this even happened. It makes me want to vomit.


Perhaps it's a defense for libel in case the "facts" change again.
 
2012-12-27 03:22:54 PM
This movie was 2 hours of Batman getting his arse kicked, followed by a lame reference to Robin. Did not like.
 
2012-12-27 03:25:13 PM

ChipNASA: Xaro: I used to have a dog named Sandy. What does it mean?
 [expresswrittendissent.files.wordpress.com image 259x194]


ChipNASA: Xaro: I used to have a dog named Sandy. What does it mean?
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They use Annie and Sandy to Hook us on a substance...

So, its all a conspiracy to get us to drink more Ovaltine?
 
2012-12-27 03:26:12 PM

Autumn Moone: Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)

Me too....it loads the right article and displays for about 3-5 seconds and then reloads the page with this Bill of Rights rant. I can't seem to stop it at the right article.


Man what a f*cked up website

"I know you came here for a different article but WE REALLY WANT YOU TO READ THIS ONE"

Boy do they know how to drive page views. I mean, to other websites.
 
2012-12-27 03:27:44 PM

Kimpak: This movie was 2 hours of Batman getting his arse kicked, followed by a lame reference to Robin. Did not like.


Thats an allegory for life.... We ALL get our arses kicked. But Bruce met the challenges, and overcame despite immense opposition... Thats the movie i saw.
 
2012-12-27 03:27:48 PM

A Shambling Mound: Autumn Moone: Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)

Me too....it loads the right article and displays for about 3-5 seconds and then reloads the page with this Bill of Rights rant. I can't seem to stop it at the right article.

Man what a f*cked up website

"I know you came here for a different article but WE REALLY WANT YOU TO READ THIS ONE"

Boy do they know how to drive page views. I mean, to other websites.


The 2nd article is far more important than a tin foil screed.
 
2012-12-27 03:27:59 PM
Same bullshiat happened with the Aurora crap, people thinking the killer didn't do it.

The best thing to do, is just let these people say whatever they want and laugh at them.
 
2012-12-27 03:32:46 PM
Well I knew my dog was communicating with aliens, but this?
 
2012-12-27 03:34:05 PM

T.rex: People who believe in reverse logic such as this, also probably think George Bush knocked down the Twin Towers to allow him to go to war with Iraq.

cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2012-12-27 03:38:06 PM

cc_rider: Subby, if you think that Natural News crap is retarded, behold: The Sandy Hook "truthers".

http://www.dailypaul.com/267521/i-think-its-official-the-sandy-hook- ho ax-has-backfired
http://www.gowilkes.com/voice/sandy-hookshooting-hoax/122984/?h=2012 12 27085227
http://http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2012/12/sandy-hook-hoax- me dical-examiner-wayne-carver-2521848.html
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-sandy-hook-school-massacre-unanswer ed -questions-and-missing-information/5316776
http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/sandy-hook-shooting-alex- jo nes-take/

Kind of make me want to curl up in a fetal position and weep for how paranoid, gullible and just plain stupid our society has become.



Turn the crazy up to 11! Holy shiat. Lots of tin foil on them heads.
 
2012-12-27 03:38:23 PM

kombat_unit: A Shambling Mound: Autumn Moone: Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)

Me too....it loads the right article and displays for about 3-5 seconds and then reloads the page with this Bill of Rights rant. I can't seem to stop it at the right article.

Man what a f*cked up website

"I know you came here for a different article but WE REALLY WANT YOU TO READ THIS ONE"

Boy do they know how to drive page views. I mean, to other websites.

The 2nd article is far more important than a tin foil screed.


Are you getting the same article I am? The Bill Of Rights article is high comedy.

It's also possible I am simply misunderstanding you.
 
2012-12-27 03:40:45 PM
I love that people immediately smug up when a conspiracy is thrown their way. As if even pondering the idea for a moment would make them retarded. What it would make you is unbias... not retarded.

I'm not saying to believe this or anything else, I'm just saying. People who consider both ideas don't generally react in a smug way.
 
2012-12-27 03:42:03 PM

LookForTheArrow: Mister Peejay: Is there anything in the article about how the whole movie was nothing more than a right-wing propaganda piece detailing how the proles wouldn't know what to do with money if they had it, and the government is useless, so we should just give everything to the .1% since they are the only ones capable of handling it?

^^^ THIS



In that piece, no. But a lot of people have. Also of note is the theme in the last two movies that a compelling enemy of the state legitimizes the issuing of extraordinary powers to a sitting head of state. Damned if Nolan didn't make the only right wing movie series in ages right under everyones noses.
 
2012-12-27 03:43:54 PM
A bunch of namedrops to make sure everyone interested sees this:

Autumn Moone:Walker:Nasty_McFilth: A Shambling Mound: kombat_unit:

Stopping the loading before it changes to the new page fixes it, at least for me on Chrome.
 
2012-12-27 03:45:04 PM

moefuggenbrew: T.rex: People who believe in reverse logic such as this, also probably think George Bush knocked down the Twin Towers to allow him to go to war with Iraq.
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Building 7 was however hit by falling debris and had experienced catastrophic damage on top of being on fire. But hey, the conspiracy theorists found an angle where the damage wasn't visible, so it HAD to be an undamaged building that fell, right?

World Trade Center 7: The Lies Come Crashing Down
 
2012-12-27 03:47:45 PM
Why does TFA switch to a Bill of Rights article now?
 
2012-12-27 03:48:22 PM

hubcity: And one of the bits of New Jersey inundated by Superstorm Sandy was...Sandy Hook!

So was Asbury Park, part of the name of the Bruce Springsteen Song "4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"!

Do you REALIZE what this MEANS?!?

/me neither.


Also one of the hardest hit areas by Hurricane Sandy in NY was Red Hook. Coincidence? I think not!!!
 
2012-12-27 03:50:00 PM

tuxq: I love that people immediately smug up when a conspiracy is thrown their way. As if even pondering the idea for a moment would make them retarded. What it would make you is unbias... not retarded.

I'm not saying to believe this or anything else, I'm just saying. People who consider both ideas don't generally react in a smug way.


You speak as if "both ideas" deserve the same consideration.
 
2012-12-27 03:50:39 PM

offmymeds: Also one of the hardest hit areas by Hurricane Sandy in NY was Red Hook. Coincidence? I think not!!


That would make this The Horror Of Red Hook, one of the worst HP Lovecraft stories ever written. This can only mean that the OLD ONES ARE ABOUT TO RISE!
 
2012-12-27 03:56:37 PM

Sgeo: A bunch of namedrops to make sure everyone interested sees this:

Autumn Moone:Walker:Nasty_McFilth: A Shambling Mound: kombat_unit:

Stopping the loading before it changes to the new page fixes it, at least for me on Chrome.


Oh that worked just fine for me too, that wasn't really the point. But thanks.

After some experimentation I've found that a better fix is to simply never visit that website again.
 
2012-12-27 04:00:42 PM
halleyscomet:

It fell at free fall speed through the path of greatest resistance. There was molten steel found, on December 13th at ground level despite heavy rain and fire suppressants being doused on it. This can be caused by something known as Thermite.

The diesel fuel and debris damage has been ruled out by NIST themselves as a cause of the building collapsing.

Please take an hour and consider all the coincidences that happened at the same time on that day. Link
 
2012-12-27 04:01:07 PM

fireclown: offmymeds: Also one of the hardest hit areas by Hurricane Sandy in NY was Red Hook. Coincidence? I think not!!

That would make this The Horror Of Red Hook, one of the worst HP Lovecraft stories ever written. This can only mean that the OLD ONES ARE ABOUT TO RISE!


Yes! YES! it's all becoming clear now...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

MY GOD! I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!
 
2012-12-27 04:01:44 PM

Nasty_McFilth: Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)

Same thing happens to me...but I see the Batman article for about a second before the Bill of Rights article replaces it. Must be some kind of conspiracy..



At the Tin-Foil-Hat-Bill-Rights-Screed page, I right clicked on the link to the Batman article in the list of links on the right, and opened it in a new tab. Before it had the chance to bring me back to the crazy gun page, I clicked "stop" and was able to read the Crazy Batman / Sandy Conspiracy Theory Rant. Whoa Nelly. Change the site name to NaturalTinFoilHatNews.com
 
2012-12-27 04:04:59 PM
halleyscomet

You can fast forward to 1:13 to view the section on building 7 if you don't want to watch the entire movie.
Same Link
 
2012-12-27 04:06:04 PM

moefuggenbrew: halleyscomet

You can fast forward to 1:13 to view the section on building 7 if you don't want to watch the entire movie.
Same Link


You don't appear to have a lot of company in this thread. Probably best to bow out now rather than continue to dig that hole.
 
2012-12-27 04:07:15 PM

pxlboy: moefuggenbrew: halleyscomet

You can fast forward to 1:13 to view the section on building 7 if you don't want to watch the entire movie.
Same Link

You don't appear to have a lot of company in this thread. Probably best to bow out now rather than continue to dig that hole.


Personal insults do not dispute facts.
 
2012-12-27 04:07:30 PM

JonZoidberg: Day_Old_Dutchie: I remember when the movie The China Syndrome first came out, numerous pundits panned it for being an alarmist pile of trash - "there's nothing dangerous with nuclear power"

Then about a week or so after the release of the film there was the near-meltdown incident at Three Mile Island in Harrisburg, PA.  The pundits shut their mouths and went away.

One of the quotes of the movie actually went something like "an area the size of Pennsylvania" would be permanently uninhabitable from a meltdown accident.

Talk about a creepy feeling when I saw this in the theater.

Over the last few weeks I've been rewatching Scrubs. There was an episode from 2007 where the hospital argues the war in the middle east. JD asks the janitor what he thought, and he said "I think we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan." I know that lots of people were saying that years ago, but I definitely had a double take moment.


Is that you that has been looking through my window with binoculars? I always felt I haven't been re watching those DVDs alone! *had the same double take HA moment*
 
2012-12-27 04:07:39 PM

Sgeo: Clicking the link takes me to a rant about the Bill of Rights, no mention of Sandy Hook or Batman (except for some story on the side about the Batman shooting being staged)


The page seems to auto-redirect now. It's clearly the reptoids.

I read one that said Aurora was mentioned in the Skyfall promo that ran before Dark Knight Rises and this explained Sideshow Bob. Which makes perfect sense if you sleep with your head wrapped in greasy towels.

Nevermind that there are seven Sandy Hooks in the US alone. It's like Main Street or Downtown. It's common.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:05 PM
The thing about the troofers that gets me is how the government is simultaneously incompetent and covering up an elaborate conspiracy.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:06 PM
Holy shiat, whose dipshiatted moronic farking idea was it to hijack their own articles in order to publish that "omfgreadthisopinionpieceitssourgent" Bill of Rights thing? I've got adblock plus, ghostery, noscript and a few other things running on my Firefox and still couldn't read the article linked to in the headline because the farkwits at "conspiracy theory daily" redirect every story to their (technically legally correct) Bill of Rights opinion piece.

If there's an award for most annoying piece of shiat website, give it to them.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:08 PM
Awaken, Manchurian Candidate plants!
 
2012-12-27 04:09:01 PM

moefuggenbrew: pxlboy: moefuggenbrew: halleyscomet

You can fast forward to 1:13 to view the section on building 7 if you don't want to watch the entire movie.
Same Link

You don't appear to have a lot of company in this thread. Probably best to bow out now rather than continue to dig that hole.

Personal insults do not dispute facts.


I'm not trying to be insulting. Nor did I append a "just sayin'" at the end. Merely saying that you're barking up the wrong tree here.

Not everything is a deep-rooted conspiracy.
 
2012-12-27 04:10:10 PM

italie: Every day Fark gets a little closer to resembling all those conspiracy forums...


Do you ever spend time on any conspiracy forums? This is nowhere near as crazy as a lot of those. One I looked at yesterday had a bunch of people trying to link a movie called the Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre, made in 2000 about a crazed killer who strikes after hurricanes, was a warning about Hurricane Sandy and Sandy Hook Elementary, as was a review a British guy posted on the day of the Aurora shootings.

To make it weirder, most everybody using the site was supportive of that conspiracy.
 
2012-12-27 04:10:41 PM

pxlboy: Personal insults do not dispute facts.

I'm not trying to be insulting. Nor did I append a "just sayin'" at the end. Merely saying that you're barking up the wrong tree here.

Not everything is a deep-rooted conspiracy.



DO NOT FEED!
 
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