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(Natural News)   If you managed to see Dark Knight Rises through your tinfoil helmet, you may have been shocked to notice that the words "Sandy Hook" appear in one scene. Also, aliens are coming for your dog   (naturalnews.com) divider line 148
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2012-12-27 12:42:06 PM
But all these things are coincidences and accidents, and there is absolutely nothing to see or think about or connect.

No pieces of this connect at all.

None.



Ah good, the author seems to understand the definition of "coincidence."
 
2012-12-27 01:27:30 PM
ah geez not this again

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2012-12-27 01:59:03 PM
intellectualrevolutionary.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-27 02:07:43 PM
Fun Fact: If you purchase and consume each and every product advertised on the right hand side of that page you will still be unemployable at careers involving working indoors.
 
2012-12-27 02:08:33 PM
First you had that gust of wind you named Sandy, then Sandy Hook gets shot up? Don't you see? It's all so clear.
 
2012-12-27 02:31:44 PM
Well obviously government agents are so smug about their plans they put details like that into major media items just because they know they are so smart.

But then, Mr. Tin McFoil sees them you see. Because he is so much smarter than all these government agents.
 
2012-12-27 02:31:47 PM

Slaxl: First you had that gust of wind you named Sandy, then Sandy Hook gets shot up? Don't you see? It's all so clear.


FARTBONGO'S SEKRET WEATHER CONRTOLL DEVICE TO KILL WHITE PEOPLE!!!
 
2012-12-27 02:31:48 PM
The derp is strong with Sandy Hoax
 
2012-12-27 02:33:34 PM
Author has sandy in the vagina.
 
2012-12-27 02:34:15 PM
Sandy....Sandy Duncan.....Duncan Hines.......Heinz 57......57 states........

This goes all the way to the top. You sheeple are just too brainwashed to see what's right in front of your faces.
 
2012-12-27 02:34:16 PM
Every day Fark gets a little closer to resembling all those conspiracy forums...
 
2012-12-27 02:34:44 PM
Woof means woof...
 
2012-12-27 02:34:47 PM
shiat, I'm having dinner in Sandy, Utah tonight. I'm farked.
 
2012-12-27 02:35:28 PM
Yeah, I found out about this through Alex Jones and his "Sandy Hook is a hoax" nonsense on YouTube.
 
2012-12-27 02:36:19 PM
Somewhere at the end of the first draft of that article were the words:

Meanwhile, [...] with the final chapter still unwritten and the presses scheduled to start rolling in twenty-four hours . . . . unless somebody shows up pretty soon with extremely powerful speed, there might notbe a final chapter. About four fingers of king-hell Crank would do the trick, but I am not optimistic."
 
2012-12-27 02:36:28 PM
The author of this article has clearly spent many hours sitting and wondering why-ai-ai..
 
2012-12-27 02:36:42 PM
Is there anything in the article about how the whole movie was nothing more than a right-wing propaganda piece detailing how the proles wouldn't know what to do with money if they had it, and the government is useless, so we should just give everything to the .1% since they are the only ones capable of handling it?
 
2012-12-27 02:36:53 PM
Great, can we ban the movie now?

/You know, since it really sucked.
 
2012-12-27 02:37:36 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Sandy....Sandy Duncan.....Duncan Hines.......Heinz 57......57 states........

This goes all the way to the top. You sheeple are just too brainwashed to see what's right in front of your faces.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
You might be onto somehting there.
 
2012-12-27 02:37:47 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Sandy....Sandy Duncan.....Duncan Hines.......Heinz 57......57 states........

This goes all the way to the top. You sheeple are just too brainwashed to see what's right in front of your faces.


SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF KETCHUP!!!!
 
2012-12-27 02:38:16 PM

Jclark666: shiat, I'm having dinner in Sandy, Utah tonight. I'm farked.


Get out of there now!
 
2012-12-27 02:38:39 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Fun Fact: If you purchase and consume each and every product advertised on the right hand side of that page you will still be unemployable at careers involving working indoors.


www.naturalnews.com
Go ahead, believe our news.
 
2012-12-27 02:38:54 PM
And The Big Lebowski foresaw 9/11:

assets.flavorwire.com
 
2012-12-27 02:39:11 PM

ChipNASA: Slaxl: First you had that gust of wind you named Sandy, then Sandy Hook gets shot up? Don't you see? It's all so clear.

FARTBONGO'S SEKRET WEATHER CONRTOLL DEVICE TO KILL WHITE PEOPLE!!!


Fox News has shocking images of the structure that holds this device, and it's deadly effects!

timemachine.cncworld.org

www.mobygames.com

Surely this is what we get for not voting for Mitt Romney.
 
2012-12-27 02:39:32 PM

Jclark666: shiat, I'm having dinner in Sandy, Utah tonight. I'm farked.


Hell that's where Splat LIVES. If you're farked, what does that make Splat?
 
2012-12-27 02:39:56 PM
Sandy Hook / Ricki Lake?

/Where are you, Ricki Lake?
 
2012-12-27 02:40:57 PM

tricycleracer: And The Big Lebowski foresaw 9/11:

[assets.flavorwire.com image 450x242]


So did The Matrix.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-27 02:41:45 PM

LordJiro: tricycleracer: And The Big Lebowski foresaw 9/11:

[assets.flavorwire.com image 450x242]

So did The Matrix.

[i.imgur.com image 432x198]


Whoa!
 
2012-12-27 02:42:17 PM
And one of the bits of New Jersey inundated by Superstorm Sandy was...Sandy Hook!

So was Asbury Park, part of the name of the Bruce Springsteen Song "4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"!

Do you REALIZE what this MEANS?!?

/me neither.
 
2012-12-27 02:43:40 PM

Mister Peejay: Is there anything in the article about how the whole movie was nothing more than a right-wing propaganda piece detailing how the proles wouldn't know what to do with money if they had it, and the government is useless, so we should just give everything to the .1% since they are the only ones capable of handling it?


^^^ THIS
 
2012-12-27 02:44:14 PM
I remember when the movie The China Syndrome first came out, numerous pundits panned it for being an alarmist pile of trash - "there's nothing dangerous with nuclear power"

Then about a week or so after the release of the film there was the near-meltdown incident at Three Mile Island in Harrisburg, PA.  The pundits shut their mouths and went away.

One of the quotes of the movie actually went something like "an area the size of Pennsylvania" would be permanently uninhabitable from a meltdown accident.

Talk about a creepy feeling when I saw this in the theater.
 
2012-12-27 02:45:55 PM
blog.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-12-27 02:47:29 PM

Teknowaffle: Well obviously government agents are so smug about their plans they put details like that into major media items just because they know they are so smart.

But then, Mr. Tin McFoil sees them you see. Because he is so much smarter than all these government agents.


Here's the explanation, and I'm not making this up. You see, the elite (illuminati types) are occultists who worship Babylonian gods like Ba'al and Moloch. They derive spiritual power from their control of those who choose not to see, but to receive this power they must tell those whom they control what they are doing. They do not have to tell them outright, but they must show their messages in plain sight. It will be right in front of people's faces, but they do not see it. They were still told, so the illuminati types still receive their demonic spiritual power. Again, this is the actual explanation given by conspiracy theorists. Again, I am not making this up.
 
2012-12-27 02:48:38 PM
Captain Hook sailed his pirate ship past sandy beaches!
 
2012-12-27 02:48:57 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-27 02:49:04 PM
A Tale of Two Cities: Aurora and Newtown. It all makes so much sense now.
 
2012-12-27 02:49:23 PM
Natural News: for crazies, by crazies.
 
2012-12-27 02:50:46 PM
Derpanasia needs to be legalized.
 
2012-12-27 02:51:01 PM

hubcity: And one of the bits of New Jersey inundated by Superstorm Sandy was...Sandy Hook!

So was Asbury Park, part of the name of the Bruce Springsteen Song "4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)"!

Do you REALIZE what this MEANS?!?

/me neither.


And Bruce Springsteen sang at the fundraiser for Sandy relief...
 
2012-12-27 02:52:02 PM
My cup of derp runneth over.
 
2012-12-27 02:52:37 PM

jigger: Teknowaffle: Well obviously government agents are so smug about their plans they put details like that into major media items just because they know they are so smart.

But then, Mr. Tin McFoil sees them you see. Because he is so much smarter than all these government agents.

Here's the explanation, and I'm not making this up. You see, the elite (illuminati types) are occultists who worship Babylonian gods like Ba'al and Moloch. They derive spiritual power from their control of those who choose not to see, but to receive this power they must tell those whom they control what they are doing. They do not have to tell them outright, but they must show their messages in plain sight. It will be right in front of people's faces, but they do not see it. They were still told, so the illuminati types still receive their demonic spiritual power. Again, this is the actual explanation given by conspiracy theorists. Again, I am not making this up.


As a Freemason in good standing I approve of this message.
 
2012-12-27 02:53:02 PM
People who believe in reverse logic such as this, also probably think George Bush knocked down the Twin Towers to allow him to go to war with Iraq.
 
2012-12-27 02:53:25 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: I remember when the movie The China Syndrome first came out, numerous pundits panned it for being an alarmist pile of trash - "there's nothing dangerous with nuclear power"

Then about a week or so after the release of the film there was the near-meltdown incident at Three Mile Island in Harrisburg, PA.  The pundits shut their mouths and went away.

One of the quotes of the movie actually went something like "an area the size of Pennsylvania" would be permanently uninhabitable from a meltdown accident.

Talk about a creepy feeling when I saw this in the theater.


Over the last few weeks I've been rewatching Scrubs. There was an episode from 2007 where the hospital argues the war in the middle east. JD asks the janitor what he thought, and he said "I think we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan." I know that lots of people were saying that years ago, but I definitely had a double take moment.
 
2012-12-27 02:53:30 PM

T.rex: People who believe in reverse logic such as this, also probably think George Bush knocked down the Twin Towers to allow him to go to war with Iraq.


well, duh
 
2012-12-27 02:54:07 PM
Was that article written by Robert Anton Wilson? Brought back memories of his books.
 
2012-12-27 02:54:36 PM
If you managed to see Dark Knight Rises through your tinfoil helmet, you may have been shocked to notice that the words "Sandy Hook" appear in one scene. Also, aliens are coming for your dog

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-27 02:54:51 PM
tdotcomics.caReally? I don't want to be "that girl/guy" to be the Weeners this.
 
2012-12-27 02:55:46 PM

megarian: Really? I don't want to be "that girl/guy" to be the Weeners this.


Lol. Weeniers.
 
2012-12-27 02:58:46 PM
FTA
This is the familiar "Joker" mode of secret societies, in which little foreshadowing clues are placed in significant places. Michael Hoffman, author of Secret Societies and Psychological Warfare, comments on "The Method"
Oooohhh........ 27 Years ago, M Hoffman murdered several people in Utah, and was Outed as a forger by Sandy Tanner
 
2012-12-27 03:00:08 PM

Phony_Soldier: LordJiro: tricycleracer: And The Big Lebowski foresaw 9/11:

[assets.flavorwire.com image 450x242]

So did The Matrix.

[i.imgur.com image 432x198]

Whoa!


The date on Lebowski's check is 9-11-91. That's the same day Neo's passport was issued.

Also, I wonder how much that Ralph's card would fetch on Ebay?
 
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