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(Canoe)   Cops shoot man driving hearse. Timing is everything   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, Durham Regional Police, Boxing Day  
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2012-12-27 12:14:52 PM  
*scans headline*

i410.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-27 12:54:43 PM  
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Hearse thread!
 
2012-12-27 01:38:35 PM  
Great article, Canoe. Now how about we get some details? Did they walk up to the window and cap him? Did they shoot him after he tried to run them over?

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2012/12/2012122 6- 141418.html

"The man entered a business in this area and police set up outside the building," police said Wednesday.

An hour later, all hell broke loose when the man into a hearse and burst through a garage at the rear of the business, the McIntosh-Anderson-Kellam funeral home.

Officers were waiting for the man as he drove out through the south parking lot onto Bond St. E.

"At approximately 2:20 a.m. the man drove a vehicle out of the business and he was shot following an interaction with the police," cops said.

The hearse mounted the curb, smashed into a concrete barrier and came to rest on the sidewalk, just steps from the Durham Region Courthouse.

Three bullet holes were visible in the windshield of the hearse and there was blood on the outside of the driver's side door.



Looks like he tried to ram someone if they shot through the windshield. Damn.


Oh well. HEARSE THREAD!


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2012-12-27 01:47:40 PM  
In the old days, they'd hang a Hearse thief . . .
 
2012-12-27 01:54:17 PM  

Nothing To See Here: In the old days, they'd hang a Hearse thief . . .


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+1 INTERNET if you get the reference.
 
2012-12-27 01:57:44 PM  

BronyMedic: Nothing To See Here: In the old days, they'd hang a Hearse thief . . .

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+1 INTERNET if you get the reference.



Classic Twilight Zone episode...The one about a sunless day?
 
2012-12-27 03:59:04 PM  
Boxing day, he should get his own box.
 
2012-12-27 04:01:33 PM  
Don't shoot! I'm fabulous!

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-27 04:03:04 PM  
Good on curves!

Ever drive a hearse, Harold?
 
2012-12-27 04:08:35 PM  
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RIP Patty Hearse
 
2012-12-27 04:21:50 PM  
i198.photobucket.com

/Get over it, OBAMA death panels are for reals,
They're not even going to wait for grandma or grandpa to start getting Social Security, Medicare and Medicade. THAT'S the secret to the Democrats budget balancing tricks. Their liberal jackboot thugs are just going to shoot them on the way to the hospital or doctor's office.
 
2012-12-27 04:21:53 PM  
Hey subs, why wouldn't you link to the whole story.  I know it's a ton of work to click the Get the Whole Story link.  Being a state employee, that's extra work to click another link and now I am exhausted.
 
2012-12-27 04:34:56 PM  

ChipNASA: /Get over it, OBAMA death panels are for reals,
They're not even going to wait for grandma or grandpa to start getting Social Security, Medicare and Medicade. THAT'S the secret to the Democrats budget balancing tricks. Their liberal jackboot thugs are just going to shoot them on the way to the hospital or doctor's office.


Obama's death panels are working on Bush 41 .
 
2012-12-27 04:48:26 PM  
My friend owned a 1969 Cadillac hearse.Great way to meet girls. Like moths to a light.
 
2012-12-27 04:56:07 PM  
Was this headline written in reverse?
 
2012-12-27 05:14:37 PM  
"Get the FULL article . . ."

No thanks, I'm good
 
2012-12-27 06:43:28 PM  
I know where this happened. The genius thought he was in an action movie, grabbing the keys and speeding off through the garage.

Wish the cops had taken a headshot. They're still trying to figure out what he was doing at the funeral home, since that kind of business usually doesn't have a lot of cash.
 
2012-12-27 06:55:28 PM  
He was rich and successful and deserved to die
 
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