I actually read the headline in Robert Stack's voice

i read it in alex jones voice. ON RECORD

Ponzholio: I actually read the headline in Corky from Life Goes On's voice.

Potato!

I actually read the headline in Captain Kirk's voice.

Yep; video games cause crimes. Not the refusal to acknolage sociatal and mental health problems.

/ ya best start believing in troll threads

I actually read the headline in Helen Keller's voice.

I actually read the article, props to smitty.

I actually read the headline in Marcel Marceau's voice.

I actually read the headline in Cee Lo from NBC's the Voice's voice.

Also:

I can't read or write.

I actually read the headline in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Somewhere a dead Gary Gygax wipes the sweat from his brow and says *Whew! For a while there in the early 80's it was Role Playing games' fault!"

I'm going out to stock up on games, cuz I can smell what's coming.

I read the headline in WOPR's voice.

iheartscotch: Yep; video games cause crimes. Not the refusal to acknolage sociatal and mental health problems.

/ ya best start believing in troll threads

Yeah, but what's the answer? Lock up the loonies? Implant pumps in them so they always take their meds? I agree that the individual is responsible for their actions, but how do we minimize the threat from the mentally ill while respecting their rights? I say this as the sole person in my immediate family who isn't on some kind of mood-altering medication who sometimes wonders if I shouldn't be taking them as well. I will mull it over as I clean my assault pistols after a day at the range.

I actually read the headline in Samuel L Jackson's voice.

Nightjars: I read the headline in WOPR's voice.

^wanted for questioning
/épicé!

ObscureNameHere: Somewhere a dead Gary Gygax wipes the sweat from his brow and says *Whew! For a while there in the early 80's it was Role Playing games' fault!"

Man, I wish I could find the pamphlet my parents came up with when they found out I was playing D&D as a kid. I've looked online a few times and haven't found it. No, it wasn't a chick tract. I remember it had a story about a kid killing his parents for a +1 sword and it had a list of everything D&D "led to" which included, of all things, Jungian philosophy (ooh, archetypes). I wish I still had it to marvel at its silliness.

ChipNASA: Nightjars: I read the headline in WOPR's voice.

[www.thecommunitypaper.com image 250x188]

Great, now I am having after-school flashbacks to the early 80's and Wapner's voice:

"I know you've been sworn and I have read your complaint ChipNASA, could you please explain why you were in that alley with a tub axle grease and a dead dog?"

iheartscotch: Yep; video games cause crimes. Not the refusal to acknolage sociatal and mental health problems.

/ ya best start believing in troll threads

Know how I know that somebody didn't even read the title of the article?

I actually read this in Zelda's voice.

What the hell is wrong with this thread?

JonZoidberg: ObscureNameHere: Somewhere a dead Gary Gygax wipes the sweat from his brow and says *Whew! For a while there in the early 80's it was Role Playing games' fault!"

Man, I wish I could find the pamphlet my parents came up with when they found out I was playing D&D as a kid. I've looked online a few times and haven't found it. No, it wasn't a chick tract. I remember it had a story about a kid killing his parents for a +1 sword and it had a list of everything D&D "led to" which included, of all things, Jungian philosophy (ooh, archetypes). I wish I still had it to marvel at its silliness.

*rolls 3D6*
Sorry, you failed your Wisdom check. You cannot marvel at the silliness.

So where were we? Oh yeah... so you fall through the hole in the basement of the tavern and are in a 10' x 10' perfectly square dungeon room, obviously the lair of a geometrical perfectionist or an architect who only had graph paper from 'Staples' to work with. Exists are north and south.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hell is wrong with this thread?

I actually read this post in Snagglepuss' voice

ObscureNameHere: ChipNASA: Nightjars: I read the headline in WOPR's voice.

[www.thecommunitypaper.com image 250x188]

Great, now I am having after-school flashbacks to the early 80's and Wapner's voice:

"I know you've been sworn and I have read your complaint ChipNASA, could you please explain why you were in that alley with a tub axle grease and a dead dog?"

Because last time I was banging my girlfriend's dead Labrador retriever, in broad daylight, in front of a daycare center, i got arrested.
(linky pops)

Nightjars: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hell is wrong with this thread?

I actually read this post in Mammy's voice

Benni K Rok: I can't read or write.

I'm blind so I can't read that you can't read nor write.

Now see, THIS thread is classic Fark. No bickering or political flame wars. Just lulz. Why can't we get back to that?

bonzeemer: Benni K Rok: I can't read or write.

I'm blind so I can't read that you can't read nor write.

Plus I am from the future.

Sgt.Zim: imasig: I actually read the headline in Samuel L Jackson's voice.

Zoloft, motherfarker! Do you take it?!

What does Gary Gygax look like? Does he look like a biatch?

/well actually...

Yes. Video games make me want to go out and emulate what I see and do inside the game.

/Goes out and plants turnips
//PINK turnips

pxlboy: ObscureNameHere: JonZoidberg: ObscureNameHere: Somewhere a dead Gary Gygax wipes the sweat from his brow and says *Whew! For a while there in the early 80's it was Role Playing games' fault!"

Man, I wish I could find the pamphlet my parents came up with when they found out I was playing D&D as a kid. I've looked online a few times and haven't found it. No, it wasn't a chick tract. I remember it had a story about a kid killing his parents for a +1 sword and it had a list of everything D&D "led to" which included, of all things, Jungian philosophy (ooh, archetypes). I wish I still had it to marvel at its silliness.

*rolls 3D6*
Sorry, you failed your Wisdom check. You cannot marvel at the silliness.

So where were we? Oh yeah... so you fall through the hole in the basement of the tavern and are in a 10' x 10' perfectly square dungeon room, obviously the lair of a geometrical perfectionist or an architect who only had graph paper from 'Staples' to work with. Exists are north and south.

What about east and Dennis?

Ya know, I had typed 'Dennis' but then figured that not many people would get it, so I edited it out. Going with my first instinct then...

".. you light your torch and notice that the exits are North, South, East and Dennis."

TerminalEchoes: Now see, THIS thread is classic Fark. No bickering or political flame wars. Just lulz. Why can't we get back to that?

Shut up you farking LibTard. This is typical LameStream Media BS, and is all OBummer's fault.

Guuberre: Yes. Video games make me want to go out and emulate what I see and do inside the game.

/Goes out and plants turnips
//PINK turnips

And I like to rip them out and throw them at things.

Guuberre: Yes. Video games make me want to go out and emulate what I see and do inside the game.

/Goes out and plants turnips
//PINK turnips

Do not try Tetris at home.

I actually read the headline in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
/and I think ruptured my sinus'