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(CBS Chicago)   Chicago couple, who have apparently have never watched a decent porno in their lives or have zero imagination, call the police after they return home and find their 23-year old babysitter "extremely drunk"   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 82
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-27 03:59:32 PM
Maybe mom was one of those mythical "straight" women.
 
2012-12-27 03:59:33 PM
maybe she wasn't legal yet...
 
2012-12-27 03:59:55 PM
giggity?

/would need good pic of babysitter to determine.
 
2012-12-27 04:00:35 PM
So it's illegal to be drunk now?
 
2012-12-27 04:01:03 PM

ZAZ: Maybe mom was one of those mythical "straight" women.


You can have a f-f-m threesome with no girl-on-girl. I don't know why you'd WANT to, but you can.
 
2012-12-27 04:01:20 PM
Maybe they just had the worst kid ever.
 
2012-12-27 04:02:30 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?


If you're expected to be caring for an infant/small child, possibly yes,
 
2012-12-27 04:02:40 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-12-27 04:03:11 PM
how is that even a charge just for being drunk? cause thats messed up last time I checked my child rearing license they had no mention of a breathalyzer test or what the results would be.
 
2012-12-27 04:04:43 PM
That Jessica M. Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
 
2012-12-27 04:05:56 PM

kvinesknows: how is that even a charge just for being drunk? cause thats messed up last time I checked my child rearing license they had no mention of a breathalyzer test or what the results would be.


.
A cop can arrest you for anything, its then up to you to come up with the money for a lawyer to argue before a judge that the cop made a mistake. In this case I'm guessing child endangerment.
 
2012-12-27 04:06:25 PM
She was making $6 an hour. You can't get a good babysitter for that.
 
2012-12-27 04:06:29 PM

ChipNASA: [fc09.deviantart.net image 418x310]


That's pretty good.
 
2012-12-27 04:07:12 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?


She was charged with child endangerment.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:43 PM

bobbette: She was making $6 an hour. You can't get a good babysitter for that.


you sure can't get the kind that'll hook up with you AND your wife for that.
 
2012-12-27 04:08:46 PM
DARK HORSE HEADLINE OF THE YEAR.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-27 04:08:47 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [fc09.deviantart.net image 418x310]

That's pretty good.


www.dumpaday.com
 
2012-12-27 04:09:27 PM

bobbette: She was making $6 an hour. You can't get a good babysitter for that.


They were supplementing her pay with free liquor, though.
 
2012-12-27 04:10:41 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: ChipNASA: [fc09.deviantart.net image 418x310]

That's pretty good.


funnyasduck.net
/That one totally made me LARF!!
 
2012-12-27 04:11:06 PM
Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?
 
2012-12-27 04:11:48 PM
I want to know how much this few hours was, because one would have to drink a lot to reach a .36 in say three hours. I would be tempted to take advantage of the situation and my current girlfriend swings both ways so that wouldn't be a problem, but the fact that she was slumped over the counter makes me wonder if she was passed out. If she was passed out it would be hard to talk her into some fun in her altered state of inhibition.
 
2012-12-27 04:12:30 PM
You cant get good help anymore.
 
2012-12-27 04:12:56 PM

ShamanGator: maybe she wasn't legal yet...


She's 23.  I think what you meant was "Maybe she's ugly."
 
2012-12-27 04:14:12 PM

abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?


0/10....stretching like stretch armstrong
 
2012-12-27 04:17:09 PM

abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?


You said "rape" twice.  You must really like rape.  So here ya go:

i718.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-27 04:19:07 PM

abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?


The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.
 
2012-12-27 04:20:02 PM
ShamanGator: maybe she wasn't legal yet...

She's 23. I think what you meant was "Maybe she's ugly."



See what happens when I DRTA
 
2012-12-27 04:24:13 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?


Maybe she didn't bring her own and they got her for theft.
I'm not a drinker - how much of somebody else's beer would you have to drink to blow a .36, and how much would that be worth?
 
2012-12-27 04:25:12 PM

Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.


The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?
 
2012-12-27 04:25:42 PM
'who have apparently have never'

You suck, subby. Proof your damn links and leave out the extra haves.
 
2012-12-27 04:26:02 PM

Profedius: I want to know how much this few hours was, because one would have to drink a lot to reach a .36 in say three hours. I would be tempted to take advantage of the situation and my current girlfriend swings both ways so that wouldn't be a problem, but the fact that she was slumped over the counter makes me wonder if she was passed out. If she was passed out it would be hard to talk her into some fun in her altered state of inhibition.


dude.. she's passed out.. dont bother talking just take what you want.
 
2012-12-27 04:26:10 PM

abhorrent1: Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.

The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?


I'm gonna need Fark's resident white-knight Theaetetus to weigh in on this.
 
2012-12-27 04:27:57 PM
I want to buy one of those at home breathalyzer things just to see how far gone I get some days. a freakin 26 in 3 hours has got to have me over .36 right?
 
2012-12-27 04:29:20 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?


In Texas, yes.
Link
 
2012-12-27 04:29:45 PM

abhorrent1: Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.

The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?


Depends. Is she hot?

/bet you're a blast at a party
 
2012-12-27 04:30:04 PM

abhorrent1: Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.

The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?


Dude, it's not rape when she's too drunk to say no. How do you think Farkers and Farkettes got laid in college?
 
2012-12-27 04:30:46 PM

abhorrent1: Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.

The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?


actually the headline implies some hard-core BDSM punishment play...at least to me, but then I'm warped like that.  Rape requires penetration, so it an entirely different thing, altogether.
 
2012-12-27 04:31:35 PM

Profedius: I want to know how much this few hours was, because one would have to drink a lot to reach a .36 in say three hours. I would be tempted to take advantage of the situation and my current girlfriend swings both ways so that wouldn't be a problem, but the fact that she was slumped over the counter makes me wonder if she was passed out. If she was passed out it would be hard to talk her into some fun in her altered state of inhibition.


Surely being passed out and slumped over the counter means that you don't have to ask? It's not like she would know what's happening...
 
2012-12-27 04:35:52 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?


Buh but a CHILD!
 
2012-12-27 04:36:47 PM

Magorn: actually the headline implies some hard-core BDSM punishment play...at least to me, but then I'm warped like that. Rape requires penetration, so it an entirely different thing, altogether.


Your BDSM play doesn't involve eventual penetration? What are you, some sort of commie? Jesus, what's wrong with people these days. Frickin' Obama.
 
2012-12-27 04:37:32 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ShamanGator: maybe she wasn't legal yet...

She's 23.  I think what you meant was "Maybe she's ugly."


You don't know that.

She could fat. Or worse fat AND ugly.
 
2012-12-27 04:40:40 PM

AcneVulgaris: duffblue: So it's illegal to be drunk now?

Buh but a CHILD!


Pfft, I've been drunk when my kids are at home. It's not a big deal.

I will probably be the least responsible adult at my NYE party, and there will be a dozen kids there. (The kids count down at 9, then go to bed. The adults will stay up until January.)
 
2012-12-27 04:41:43 PM

duffblue: So it's illegal news to be drunk now?

 
2012-12-27 04:42:19 PM
i354.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-27 04:47:11 PM
"Babysitter Arrested After Couple Finds Her Drunk"

That is the headline that came up when I opened the article. How does that imply rape?
 
2012-12-27 04:53:37 PM

Magorn: Rape requires penetration, so it an entirely different thing, altogether.


Rape requires penetration, so it an entirely different thing.
 
2012-12-27 04:53:40 PM

abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?


Unless you are a Republican.

Then rape does not exist unless it is legitimate, or it is the woman's fault.
 
2012-12-27 04:58:55 PM

RDean: "Babysitter Arrested After Couple Finds Her Drunk"


Maybe she had just misplaced her drunk. He could have been on the kitchen counter under her Biology textbook.
 
2012-12-27 04:59:25 PM

Magorn: abhorrent1: Your_Dog: abhorrent1: Rape thread? Cause on fark, rape is funny, right?

The only person that mentioned "rape" was you.

The headline clearly implies rape. You'd be okay with taking advantage of a 23-year old babysitter that's "extremely drunk"?

actually the headline implies some hard-core BDSM punishment play...at least to me, but then I'm warped like that.  Rape requires penetration, so it an entirely different thing, altogether.


Rape requires penetration, so its an entirely different thing.
 
2012-12-27 05:02:38 PM

Satanic_Hamster: ZAZ: Maybe mom was one of those mythical "straight" women.

You can have a f-f-m threesome with no girl-on-girl. I don't know why you'd WANT to, but you can.


I've always thought that if you're the sort of a woman who finds herself in an ffm situation, you probably aren't going to be too upset if there's some ff action.
 
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