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(9 News)   Boy receives Nintendo DS full of porn for Christmas, family is traumatized by racy images. No word yet on if anyone is "outraged", "disgusted" or if any major political leaders are at fault   (9news.com ) divider line
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2012-12-27 11:43:56 AM  
7 votes:
Did he at least get Pokemon: STD?
Gotta catch 'em all!
2012-12-27 02:27:14 PM  
5 votes:

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


www.randomlolz.com
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.
2012-12-27 02:10:29 PM  
5 votes:
So that's where my Nintendo DS ended up.
2012-12-27 07:39:51 PM  
2 votes:
Early 90s CSB:

My roommate & I split the difference on an Atari Jaguar from Electronics Boutique. We asked about their return policy on games and, surprisingly, they said we had 10 days to return any game we didn't like - no questions asked. Well then...

...we 'bought' a copy of Tempest 2000. Turns out the games had some sort of either battery-backed or NVRAM memory. The scores stuck after being powered off - as did their multi-character names. So here you have a pair of stupid, stoned, drunk 'n stupid early 20 somethings with a solid Bevis & Butthead background making up names for the next high score. Some of these "gems" were:

1) Sperm Burper
2) Jizz Slurper
3) Shiat Spray
4) Fart Sniffer


Well, that's enough. You see where we went. Not very imaginative but it stuck. I returned the game but managed to buy it for keeps from a different store a few weeks later. But I can only imagine some 9 year old announcing to his mom that he just beat 'Ass tasters" high score.
2012-12-27 02:29:52 PM  
2 votes:

MagSeven: Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?

[www.randomlolz.com image 458x603]
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.


What? It's right there:

i.imgur.com

/hot
2012-12-27 02:18:47 PM  
2 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com
2012-12-27 02:09:07 PM  
2 votes:
Professor Laythem and the Diabolical Box?
2012-12-27 02:07:27 PM  
2 votes:
In the computer room - in that second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the hand gun, there's a stack of porn that will put calluses on those little hands of yours.
2012-12-27 03:35:17 PM  
1 vote:

nakedcritic: At least you kid had a Christmas, jerkass. Unlike many of a similar age who didn't. So the next time your kid asks for a Christmas present that you want because it will distract him, spend the whole retail price for a new one, save your fake outrage, and just be happy you still have said kid.

/FREE STUFF! FREE STUFF!
//If Daddy spent less on lottery tickets for more free stuff, he could afford to buy a NEW one so junior doesn't bother him during the football games he's bet on every Sunday

img.ksl.com

"You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

"
2012-12-27 03:22:34 PM  
1 vote:
The company said... "it just slipped through the crack".

That's good enough for me, no wonder the kid was so upset,
You would be upset too; if someone slipped something through your crack.

Dad was right on the phone to Santa...

There has to be another article somewhere on that fact alone.
Dad had Santa's phone number; anybody else here have Santa's phone number?

Maybe dad should shop at PornStop next year.
I'm sure they do a better job of removing user content then GameStop does.

What a racy photo may look like:

iaafmedia.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-12-27 02:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

ProfessorOhki: MagSeven: Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?

[www.randomlolz.com image 458x603]
Stolen from a thread from yesterday.
/appropriate.

What? It's right there:

[i.imgur.com image 550x479]

/hot


I don't think there could be a more relevant username for showing off your vagimon.
2012-12-27 02:35:47 PM  
1 vote:

Hugh2d2: the crappy DS I got for xmas only had Pokemons in it.

/may I show you them?


Pokey Moms?

/go on.
2012-12-27 02:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: The father who was unsatisified with their attempts to placate the situation was quoted as saying, "Battletoads or GTFO."
2012-12-27 02:33:33 PM  
1 vote:
This sort of thing must be more common than you would think. I got my 17-year-old son a laptop for Christmas and when I checked it at the end of the day there was porn on it.
2012-12-27 02:33:25 PM  
1 vote:

airsupport: A WILD BONER APPEARS.


"Wait..... what is happening?"
*glow*
Penis is evolving!
*glow, flash, music*
Penis evolved into Boner!"
2012-12-27 02:27:52 PM  
1 vote:
fascination-center.com

my precious
2012-12-27 02:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
Fools. A five-year-old isn't going to be "traumatized" by porn unless his mommy freaks out about it. The boobs might make him hungry or nostalgic.
2012-12-27 02:10:34 PM  
1 vote:
No word yet .... if any major political leaders are at fault

It's Obama's fault. It's ALWAYS Obama's fault. Don't believe me? Just ask Fox News.
2012-12-27 02:10:15 PM  
1 vote:

Wardrobe_Malfunction: "Refurbished" = well-used.

= DNA Encrusted.
2012-12-27 02:08:43 PM  
1 vote:
Two Words Dad:
Black Light
2012-12-27 10:41:53 AM  
1 vote:
"GameStop is currently researching this situation. We have a rigorous quality control process in place to ensure that existing content is removed from all devices before they are re-sold. Out of millions of transactions each year, ones like this happen very rarely. Our number one priority is to make this right for our customer."

My ass. I've sold some old consoles and games to them previously and the retards behind the counter never bothered to turn them on or otherwise verify functionality. I wouldn't be surprised if they went straight from the counter to one of those used boxes for re-sale.

CSB: When I first picked up my 360, I needed a second controller for a buddy who was coming to visit. Went to the local EB (before the merger) since I was in the mall doing errands anyway. Dude behind the counter kept trying to get me to buy a used one, despite me saying repeatedly for 10 minutes I'd rather have new, don't want to dick around in the event it was broken or breaks or the previous owner had herpes and liked shoving the thing up his butt with the vibration settings jacked to 10, etc etc etc. He just couldn't believe someone wouldn't want to save $3 on a used controller, like it was a farking shock to him.

/Yes, I know they make the bulk of their money off used games/hardware, Doesn't mean you need to keep pushing shiat on your customers who've clearly stated their position.
//Maybe people would still shop there if you listened to your farking customers.
///AND NO, I DO NOT WANT TO PRE-ORDER ANYTHING!! STOP FARKING ASKING ME!!
2012-12-27 10:34:43 AM  
1 vote:
Were they at least gobsmacked?  I hope they were gobsmacked.
2012-12-27 10:28:36 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "You can't unsee this he's 5 years old maybe when he's 18 or 20 maybe he won't know anything about it but he's not going to forget about this tomorrow," Giles said.

Was this said with a straight face?
 
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